Ore no Isekai Shimai ga Jichou Shinai!

Episode 3-5 Moffed and Addicted

After cutting a big deal in front of Emperor Zaccania, we were heading back to Olivia's mansion.

By saying that there may be obstruction by hardliners in the future, I am in the Imperial City because I am to be allowed to live in the Mansion.

By the way, Elsa and Millie's mother are waiting for us at the inn, but Alice and Sophia are picking us up, so we won't be long before we get here.

That's why I decided to discuss my future plans with Olivia in a room at the Mansion.

"Well, Master Lion. Quick, but tell me what the hell you're going to do."

"... that's abrupt. You don't have to ask me what the hell I'm talking about."

"Yeah. The original Inumimi are a warm species. Between you and me, I said I'd leave you to Master Lion, but if you're going to kill the Inumimi, you can't admit it."

Perhaps His Majesty the Emperor agrees. It must have been confirmation about the area that His Majesty the Emperor and Olivia were whispering at that time.

"Don't worry. I won't hurt the Inumi."

"That would be good...... how the hell are you going to solve this?

"I told you. He said he would wipe out the Inumimi tribe from this continent that would hit the Empire."

"sweep...... is that, no way, going to let you move to Liselheim!?

"Yes, because if the Inumimi are gone from this continent, this problem will be solved. I don't think I can make a foot bath innumimi maid cafe."

"... Huh?

"No. This is the story."

"Yeah, well, I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I know that if I let you migrate, the problem will be solved. I understand... Will the Inumimi respond?

"That depends on me winning the Inumi trust."

The Inumimi live in fear of humans. If we are to gain a place of peace, there will be no reason to reject it. So the question is, can you believe that story or not?

"Even if I say trust...... is that possible? Liselheim once banished the Inumimi, didn't he?

"That's what you hear."

"Then moving to Liselheim will not change their situation"

"I do think some people have discriminatory ideas, even in Liselheim. But... I won't make you discriminate. If you're coming to Granchez territory, I'll protect the Inumimi."

In the first place, even as a Granchez family, it is the current situation where we are faced with a shortage of human resources. Six hundred people - and a group with better physical abilities than humans. I have no hand in missing this.

More importantly, it's your chance to moff a foot bath inumi mimi maid.

"... Master Lion, that's really amazing. It's an impossible story to think about normally, but when I hear it from Lion's mouth, I think it's going to happen."

'Cause I'm gonna make it happen.

The odds are... there are. At breakup, Shiro said she'd tell everyone in the village about me by the time I went to see her next time. So I'm sure you'll listen to me for as long as you want.

And if you could just listen to me... after that, it would depend on my efforts.

"The question is, will His Majesty the Emperor admit it or not... what do you think of Mr. Olivia?

"Right...... the firmness that lies between the Inumimi and the Empire is a deep-rooted thing. As long as we are in this land, the persecution of them will not end."

"So you think it's okay to take him?

"Yep. Ah, I'm a little sorry to hear that as an individual...... it helps as the Zaccanian Empire. And that would be for them."

"It's a decision. I'm moving now to embrace the Inumimi in the city of Mullet."

We'll need to get in touch with Claire first and get her ready to accept. At the same time, we will need ships for six hundred people to cross the sea without delay. Let's leave you to the acorns.

"Is there anything you can do?

"Right...... if there are any Inumimi sold as slaves, I want to buy them back whenever possible. Can you arrange that?

"If that's the case, I'd love to. I just don't know how much that...... will cost to buy back. I will invest as much as I can, but whether it's enough or not..."

"Oh, if it's money, we'll give it away, so it's no problem. For now..."

And I explore my wallet. Contains ninety gold coins left untouched. I stacked those ninety pieces on my desk.

"............ eh, that? Master Lion? It looks like a gold coin, but what the hell is this?

"Oh, don't worry, it's like a deposit. I'll give you what's missing later. Is this about ten times better?

"Ooh, too much rinsing! Some of them may be reluctant, but usually a few gold coins are the market, so it's an amount you can buy back even if there are twenty or thirty of them!?

"Yes, what is it? The Inumimi are so cute, they're cheaper than I thought."

"No, um... humans are cheaper...?

Something made me look at you with a frightened eye.

"I mean, why are you carrying all this money? Did you predict this would happen before you came to the Zaccanian Empire?

"No, I just happened to carry that money with me. I was just about to run out of it in this country."

"... by chance, trying to run out... even though it's such an amount that an individual can't help it. Ten times that or something... Shit, this guy, hey, common sense doesn't make sense..."

- Rude. I thought something like that, but if I somehow deny it, it looks like a snake, so I shut up.

"Anyway, can you arrange it?

"Yeah...... yes, I get it. I'll take care of it, Master Lion."

Something's changed my eyes to look at me... but let's blame it on you.

The next morning, we started moving for purpose.

Successful persuasion of the Inumimi does not make sense if they are not ready to emigrate. That's why I decided to ask Alice to contact Claire first.

The reason the case is only a case, it's better directly than the letter, and Alice can do something on her own, even if it's on a ship.

And next. Olivia gave instructions to her men and began preparing to buy back slaves.

Then, at the end, the Inumimi persuasion.

In addition to me and Sophia, I decided to ask Olivia to accompany me. To prove that the Zaccanian Empire is also cooperating.

For that reason, we took our escorts Elsa and Anya to the village inhabited by the Inumimi in a carriage. That's how we got to the forest entrance - we were surrounded by the Inumimi.

... Do the species living in the woods like to besiege their visitors? What a natural reaction if humans are persecuting you. You'll have to find out we're here to discuss this first.

Thinking that way, I set my sights on the Inumimi, who were getting off the carriage and besieging me. I guess it's because you're a warrior that's surrounding us. There is a line of tough looking Inumimi.

Pretty Inumi girls like Shiro are good, but these cool Inumi tribes want to moff a little too.... No, I'm going to be pissed off, so I'm going to weigh myself in right now.

"I'm Lion. I came to have a friendly discussion with the Inumimi. I'm not going to be hostile, let me talk to the village representative!

I raise my voice so that everyone can hear me. I heard that. Together, I slightly cross my gaze. Not so much, a silver-haired woman stepped forward.

Maybe a little older than me? A strong red eye is looking straight at me. Somehow, she's a beautiful woman who reminds me of a hound. I want to be very moff.

"I'm Aoi. I'm the leader of the vigilante. So... did you say Lion or something? Does the name Shilo sound familiar to you?

"Oh. You're the girl who protected you in the port town of Vek."

"Right. Then I have to thank you - hey!

Suddenly I wondered if the outline of Aoi had fluttered, and the next moment I was waving my right arm in the present.

"- Become!?

Block with both arms. Zudon and heavier shocks run than you can imagine. I couldn't stand it, I accidentally took a step or two back.

"-Lion, brother!?

Sophia jumped off the carriage and ran over to me.

"It's okay, Sophia. Maybe it's some kind of misunderstanding."

"Is that a misunderstanding! It's you! Who gave Shilo the shitty drug?!?

"... or drugs?

"That's right! Shiro said," Ha ha. I want to be moffed. I want to be more moffed. I can't stand it anymore. 'I'm repeating it as if it's a withdrawal!

"……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… I don't know... sorry."

There's no way I'm going to do anything terrible to Shiro. Or so I thought, just like being moffed and addicted.... No, I don't know if I have that addiction.

"Are you going to keep your sister's share like that and do it with a word of sorry!?

"No, wait, it's a misunderstanding! No, it may be my fault that Ciro did, but it's all kinds of misunderstandings anyway. Listen to me!

"... misunderstanding? What's the misunderstanding?

Aoi retreated only one step in alarm. Looks like you're going to listen to me for a second. So I quickly build procedures in my head to solve misunderstandings.

"First of all, I'm talking about wanting to be that moff, but it's not drugs or anything"

"Not drugs? What kind of dangerous sorcery would that be?

"No, no, it's not magic either. Because I just stroked Moffmoff and Mimi and her tail."

"........................... Am I? What are you talking about? They just stroked Mimi and her tail, and there's no way she's gonna be like that, is there?

"That doesn't bother me..."

Sophia also says, "- Uh-huh," and sometimes she just sticks her head out after stroking it. - Okay, okay. I haven't become like an addict. It's a little unimaginable.

"... is Sophia. What are you doing?"

He stuck his head out to tune in with my thoughts, so I caressed him by accident.

"Eh heh, somehow?

"It's not something..."

No. Sophia's hair is good because it's fluffy and comfortable to stroke. You're freaking out. I want you to at least turn around the time and place.

"In the meantime, like right now - it might have been a little more intense than that, but I just stroked Shiro's innuendo and tail. I swear, I didn't do anything else."

"... right. Somebody..."

"Whoa!"

One Inumimi man runs away towards the woods.

"I don't think I'm lying to you like I saw you, but I'll let you know for once."

"Oh. I don't mind that. But as I said at the beginning, I'm here to see Shiro, and I need to talk to all the Inumimi."

"What do you call that story?

"I... we want to coexist with the Inumimi"

The moment I told you, confusion and - angry mixed whining rose from all around me.

"Quiet!

Aoi has a drink. There was silence at the entrance to the forest. But that didn't make my anger disappear from the surroundings. Instead, Aoi himself is the best, stirring up anger.

"But you said Lion or something. Are you gonna tell me you don't know what humans are doing?

"No, I'm going to know the minimum circumstances. I heard that when you helped Shiro."

"If so! How can humans and Inumimi coexist?!?

"True, the Zaccanian Empire may be abusing the Inumimi, but you understand that not all humans have the same idea, right?

"That's... well. I appreciate that you sent Shiro, and I know that there's a human girl who let Shiro get away with it. I'm not saying that all humans are evil."

"Right..."

I had heard about Sergio being saved by the Inumimi, so I had predicted that not all Inumimi hated all humans.

But I'm just a little relieved to hear that from Aoi's mouth naming the leader of the vigilante.

"But. Even if humans aren't all bad, it's also true that a lot of humans are persecuting them. That's why we can't live together."

"Then can we coexist if only with people who do not persecute the Inumimi?

"... what are you trying to say?

"I'm asking you if you want to move to a land inhabited by people who don't persecute the Inumimi."

"I don't know what that means. There can't be such a place on this continent."

"Right. Maybe not on this continent."

"... who the hell are you?

"I'm..."

"Brother Lion, come on, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."

At that moment I tried to name him, I heard a lovely voice that sounded familiar from afar. From the back of the woods, a silver-haired dog Mimi toddler almost ran with tremendous momentum.

"Hey, Shiro. It's been a few days - and hey!?

Shiro doesn't slow down even with a few meters left. He flipped the hem of a piece and ran through the woods, jumping at me.

I manipulate the Spirit of the Wind with spiritual magic to slow down Shiro - but she still doesn't stop. I hold that little body while I open it and let the momentum slip to the side. That's how you keep Shiro in your arms for a spin. I managed to escape the shock.

... Phew. That's the Inumimi. Even though he was still a small body, he had tremendous momentum. I'm seriously surprised.

"Shiro, I'm glad you're happy, but it's a little dangerous"

"Brother Lion!

"Ooh?

"Moff-moff, moff-moff!

"Oh, wow."

They stuck their heads out, so they reflexively moff Inumimi.

"Ha fu...... kusu kutu"

"Uh, sorry."

I kept mopping relentlessly when I was driven by the urge to moff, but now that I was vegan, I panicked and tried to keep my hands off my ears. At that moment, Shiro grabbed my arm.

"No, don't stop. Brother Lion. More moffing at me."

"Yep..."

It could have been too moff indeed. It's also a little understandable that Aoi suspected the use of dependent drugs. But...... it is also true that Shiro's hairline is superb.

That's why... I flirt with Aoi.

He sounds surprised, but he doesn't look like he's blaming me for my actions for now. Having confirmed that, I decided to moff Shiro to the full extent I think.

Not so much then, Shiro zeroed her satisfied voice.

"Wahoo. I knew it would feel good to be moffed by your brother Lion ~"

"Is that it? I'll give you a moff whenever you want. - So I'm sorry to interrupt."

While I gently moff Shiro's innumimi finally calmed down, I glance back at Aoi once again. But Aoi's not responding as if he hadn't listened to me.

It's just that silver tail is shaking like a pat.

"... Aoi?

"Huh? What?

"No, I'm sorry to interrupt."

"Oh, yeah, you did. But it was about the depth of technology."

"No, I'm not talking about that at all. I suggested we move."

"You did..."

You did - or so I'm saying, Aoi's gaze is nailed to Shiro's Inumimi, who is being moffed. Maybe, but I don't know, do you like being hair-repaired in this habit?

"... If Aoi is good, I'll give you a moff?

"Become!? Hey, what are you talking about? I'm a warrior of the Inumimi tribe! It's half an hour early to moff that!

- Half an hour is short. Is that it? It's a long way from being moffed when we're done discussing it. Is that it? Well... it's true that the discussion is more important, and we'll hear about that later.

"Well, I'd like to reopen the discussion... if I can get you into the village"

Even though the swordswallowing air has been swept away by Ciro's appearance, the situation is still under siege. Sophia and Olivia also want to be part of the discussion, and a good place to talk calmly.

"Oh... right. Then there's a stopover in the village, so let's talk about it there. I'll show you. Follow me."

"Oh, wait a minute. Can I accompany my people?

You mean the escort there?

"No, the escort has a carriage watch, and I'll have him stay here. Besides, there's a princess from this country in the carriage."

"... ah? Bad. I think I heard you wrong, so could you say it again?

"The princess of this country is on board."

"... Are you serious about the princess of this country?

"Princess - Mr. Olivia has a friendly mind about the Inumimi, so you're gonna be fine, right?

"No, I'm also really worried about that, but that's not what I'm trying to say... no, well, okay. I'll show you. Follow me."