Ore no Isekai Shimai ga Jichou Shinai!

One day I'm going back a little. Me and Alice were kind enough to visit a newly built town in a certain territory.

Still a little small to call a town. But people are quite busy just saying it's a new town modeled after the city of Mullet.

"Hey, Lion. Looks like there's a maid cafe over there."

"Foot water maid cafe!?"

Goddamn it! Keep your eyes peeled. Across the street, in front of a cafe-like shop, a miniscamaid called in.

"Very popular in the city of Mullet! Famous for her sisters, Count Harlem, walking thriving through a made-up cafe. Lady, I will immerse you in your husband's mood ~"

- Buha.

I blew it in a double sense. I can't believe the name of my sister Count Harlem is spreading to such a distant land - or that I'm passing through my legs.

Well... I'm passing by.

"Niyaniya"

"There, Niyanya, I won't tell you"

Put a scratch on Alice, who was leaning next to me.

"How about a made-up cafe for your husband, young lady?"

He had his gaze on me, so I guess he thought I'd be interested. Maid girl. A girl with red hair tied around her left and right, a rustic feeling rushed over.

"Uh... how about that?

"Hmmm... Maid cafe, is it?

"Yes, it's a store where guests can feel the mood of their husband and daughter."

"Oh...... yeah"

I didn't know you knew that, well... let's not say it. More than that.

"You don't have foot water?

"Foot water......? Uh... excuse me"

Apparently not. Or this reaction seems to be that I don't know that the maid cafe in the city of Mullet has foot water.... Well, the hot springs aren't going anywhere. What an inner thought, I turned my gaze to Alice, who would dig the hot springs lightly everywhere.

You figured out what I was thinking. We're not gonna dig now, are we? What did they say? That's right, I wouldn't say such impotence either.

"... Um, no? I haven't been able to take a single customer today. If I stay like this, the manager will get mad at me."

"... Yes?

What's that supposed to mean? And me and Alice look at each other.

When I hear more about it in that way, something tells me the norm exists. And if you can't achieve that norm, they can lower your salary.

I don't know... it's an approximate territory, and I guess that happens. I mean, maybe it's better not to speak poorly because girls seem to work convincingly too.

That's how I thought Alice and I decided to go to the store as normal customers.

"Wow... thank you, master, lady! We'll show you to the store!

I go into a maid cafe after a maid who shines her face all the time. Though it wouldn't come true for Foot Water Made Cafe Alice, its interior was just fine.

Except...

"Ugh, uhh..."

"I can't tell you what this is..."

I'm Parfait and Milk Tea. Alice ordered the cake and the cafe ole... but that's what I felt right after a bite.

It doesn't taste bad. It doesn't taste bad... I don't know what to say, it doesn't taste good. I thought the Mullet School graduates were making it, but that doesn't seem like it.

"... Um, how about that?

I should have dropped back, the redhead maid is back.

"Uh... yeah, I don't know what to say, that's a novel flavor"

"Heh... right"

"Really..."

"- No way, you've never eaten?

"Uh... well, it's my paycheck, but I can't eat it."

Alice asks after me. It just sounds a little grumpy... it wouldn't be my fault. Assuming, the owner of Foot Water Made Cafe Alice.

I think he's angry that he's letting a clerk who doesn't even know what a parfait tastes like.

Unfortunately, that's a bad store manager, not a bad maid. So calm down. I left Alice alone.

But...

"Me, I'm just gonna go report it"

Alice, I couldn't seem to forgive you. I went to the Lords' Hall in this city to report.

"Uh... you know what?

The maid is screaming at my complexion. Even if you don't know why, you must feel that you've pissed off Alice.

"Don't worry, you're not bad."

"Yes, what is it?

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine"

"Really, I'm relieved. So, how soon will the lady be back?

"Huh? Hmm, maybe four and a half minutes?

I don't know what you're going to do, but just going back and forth takes time there. Even if you come right back with me, it will take about that long.

"I mean, is your husband here for a while?

"Well, don't be. If it's a nuisance to occupy a seat..."

"Yes, no, not really. If you don't mind, how about that...... vip room?

"vip room?

It's a foot bath maid cafe Alice, in a room I love. It is a completely private room, where you can relax and enjoy your foot water and eat and drink.

He said there was no foot water, so I can't expect it...

"What kind of room is that?

"Uh... it's a partition room."

"... Yes?

I was wondering where the vip room was.

"The vip room adopts the same system used by our sister Count Harlem in the city of Mullet."

"Same system?

When asked, the red-haired maid brought her body. And...

"That... if you pay me, I will serve you"

"- Buh!?"

I coughed up as much as I wanted. That's not a vip room! I mean, it's not even a maid cafe, it's a totally adorable store!

What a scratch sticks up to my throat, but first I stick in the most important thing to stick in.

"Lyon Granchez is not like that in the vip room!

It is a terrible reputation damage.

Until now, meetings with Acorn and conversations with Liz. Besides, I used it from time to time with Alice and the others, but I didn't know there was such a rumor spreading.

"What's all this fuss?

It must be because of my loud voice. From the back of the store came an uncle who seemed to have a good width.

"And, Store Manager. Sorry, sorry."

I wonder how scared the manager is. The redhead maid begins to bow her head with a peck. I'm sorry, I replied that I just didn't know about the vip room and was surprised that I was invited.

"Really... Guest, let me halve the cost of the vip room to apologize"

"No, that's fine"

"Don't worry, we'll put you on a maid of honor."

No, no, that wouldn't be the problem, or letting a maid wear it or a livestock. Redhead maid, you're about to cry.

"I really don't need it. I mean, I'm not impressed with you treating the clerk unfairly."

Of course, this world is not like Earth. And the city of Mullet is getting richer, but some regions are still gasping for poverty.

I don't think I can help but employ like the city of Mullet.

But...

It's a city maid's cafe made to imitate the city of Mullet, and I can't forgive you for saying that in the way that Lion Granchez does.

What a heartfelt anger, the manager's face changed.

"... Customer, are you here to put an ass on us? We are a made-to-measure cafe of the right origins, operating under the supervision of people from Mullet School. And if you're going to put a butt on it, you're ready, right?

"... well, are you ready. What kind of preparation do you need?

"That, of course, is ready to hit Master Lion. If we stick to that person who's at the heart of the economy now, we won't be able to do business in this country."

"... I see"

Dare I say, given the flavour and management structure of the parfait, there is absolutely no way that it is supervised by anyone from Mullet School.

I'm not going to say details in other realms, but I can't forgive you for cheating on Mullet students. What am I going to do with this old man...... at some point there was Alice behind the store manager.

"Well, that was fast."

"Yeah, 'cause I just met the lord there"

If you ask me, there's a sinister uncle behind Alice. I am the lord of this city.

"Ko, this is lord! What can I do for you today?

"I've been called by Master Alice... before that, shopkeeper. What was the way you spoke earlier?"

"What? The way you speak, is it?

"That's right. It's about the way you talk to people there."

"Uh... are you talking about this guy?

"Idiot! Who do you think you are? Many fears will be revealed to our sisters, Count Harlem and Count Lyon Granchez!

"Who's the Count of Sister Harlem?"

I accidentally put in a scratch. At that moment, the lord of this city bowed his head, "I'm sorry, too".

That proved me to be Lion Granchez.

"-Lion Granchez... Dear Sir?

The owner sees me in the face of unbelievability. And I guess you remembered what you said earlier. The face blued and a cold sweat blew out.

And...

"Also, I'm sorry - Eh!

It is a stunning dungeon.

He then made the store manager promise that he would never fool a Mullet School student into supervising him again, and then promised to accept a redhead maid into Mullet School.

Later...... I promised to send a Mullet School graduate to this maid cafe at a later date.

Of course, I won't let you work in the vip room - or it's obsolete. Who is it, the one who rumored that I was doing such a nasty thing at Maid Cafe Alice?