Ore no Isekai Shimai ga Jichou Shinai!

Episode 2-2 Irrational Objective Evaluation

Preparation for the wedding and the deep-well measures to be delivered to the Zaccanian Empire. One day after that, Sergio asked me to go talk to him.

- So it was Foot Water Maid Cafe Alice who brought Sergio here. Liz, who turned into a maid of honor, led me to the VIP room.

"Are you sure you want to order?

"I'll have a parfait and cream soda."

Sergio responds promptly to Liz's inquiry. Something like the combination I heard somewhere...... did you decide from the start?

"Brother Lion, what can I do for you to order?

Whoa, not if you care about people. The usual set is... I just ate it when I got here with the acorns. Sometimes I want something different...

"Hey, do you have Liz's recommendation or something?

"That's right...... a special set exclusive to Brother Lion. How about a deluxe parfait and hot milk tea, eaten in foot water with a pretty princess maid's sister-in-law?

"... doesn't that just mean Liz wants to go back to work and have a parfait?

"Well, it's terrible. I just wanted to have dessert with Brother Lion."

"Yes, yes, that's what I'm gonna do. But I need to talk to Sergio today, so we'll have a parfait together again. That's why I'll keep it my usual set today."

"Mm-hmm. I promise."

"Please wait a minute," Liz said after pointing her lips adorably.

"Well... just now, when I say talk... what the fuck?

When I turned my gaze back on Sergio, he was watching me with something terrific to say.

"Naturally flirt, seriously explode"

"It's that again... I'll tell you what, I'm marrying Alice and Claire. Hey and Sophia's three. Because that's not what Liz and I have to do, is it?

"No longer, explode for real, as you have a willingness to kill at a level you don't know where to start. Seriously, I envy you too much!

"Well... I won't deny it. But there's a lot of hard work, isn't there?

"Too much..."

They expressed their anger with phonetic sounds. Something seems counterproductive, so let's be honest with them.

Well... I also know how Sergio feels - or more than half of it deliberately. I dared to be the crash point of anger to distract everyone from their inter-racial smudges.

Since then, I've stuck with Sergio.

"Well... whatever the joke is"

"No, I really want it to explode."

"... Didn't you have a consultation?

The story was about to loop, so if you don't have a consultation, I'll stab the nail saying I'm going home.

"Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. As a matter of fact, what do you say it has nothing to do with wanting Master Lion to explode? So there was a little blood on his head."

"... yeah, what do you mean?

What should I do because Sergio, envying my situation, isn't what it started now, but I really want it to explode? You know, I'm in trouble if they talk to me.

"Uh, I'd like to make sure before then... Master Lion is a big tittie, isn't he?"

"... yeah, seriously, right?

"Of course, it's a big serious story!

"Oh well..."

The conversation between boobies and lactating doesn't seem like a serious story... so these Marquises were arguing very seriously, if you put it that way.

"Right...... I'm not going to be either, to tell the truth. Strongly put... I guess it's milky."

"It's a lie!

"Huh? Even if they say it's a lie... it's a fact, isn't it?

"But Mr. Alice, she's slender, but she's got big tits, and Master Claire's got great style and big tits, and Master Sophia's got big tits, right?

"Well...... yes"

It's true around here, so I'll be honest with you.

"What's more, Sisters. I'm all of Lion's concubine candidates, but even Olivia has a good style, and Lizelotte has a soggy physique. Besides, isn't Tina or Liana a big category?"

"No, well, yeah... Maya, Shiro, and Viola isn't big, is she?

"Wouldn't that be natural if it was just a child - or small at the moment, but the future is as exciting as everyone else's?"

"Yes, well... I guess so"

"And extremely, only Amy, who was the only lactating milk, isn't she leaving the Sisters!

"Oh... indeed"

I thought I sounded like a big boob lover when people rationalized me like that.

"What do you think, there's no objection?

"No, there's no room for objection, because it's just a coincidence"

"You think such an excuse would work?

"It's not an excuse..."

I didn't choose Alice and the others because they have big tits. The person I chose was just a huge boob.

Discount because it gets longer when you talk about the area. I told Sergio, "Don't you dare tell me if I like boobs or not?," he asked.

"If Mr. Lion is able to breast-feed, please fold in."

"... yeah, something, I feel so bad about pretending before... but I can't believe it, just say that favor. 'Cause I'll think about it then."

"Okay. Now, please go straight in. Without asking why, turn Mr. Acorn into Sisters... no, make him Mr. Lyon's concubine."

"....................................... Huh?

Why are you telling me that? I'll snap my neck. Speaking of acorns, he just revealed to me the other day that he was giving Sergio his thoughts.

Yet that Sergio told me to concubine Acorn... what is it? I realize what Acorn thinks, and it's annoying, so let's stick with other guys... No, I don't think so.

"Let me ask you something... do you hate acorns or something like that?

"What are you saying! She is a great merchant and I respect her! Besides, as a woman, I can take care of it, and it's kind, and its... very appealing. And yet, I can't believe you don't like it, can you? - Huh!

"Ooh..."

Stuck in tremendous momentum, I am a tadzi.

Or this reaction......

"Hey... maybe, but"

"Don't tell me!

"No, but Sergio likes acorns, doesn't he?

"- Why would you say that?!?"

"I couldn't help but notice the reaction."

"Ugh."

The reaction is too easy to understand. But that's why I don't know. If Sergio likes acorns, why are you trying to stick acorns with me?

If the other person is Liana or Tina, it's a well-known fact that you like me, so I want you to make me happy - I don't know what to say, well, I can't even understand it.

But Acorn hasn't even been in the Sisters since we've known each other for a long time. At the time I started showing my head, there were rumors that I'd gotten into it as a woman... Ugh, I don't know.

"Hey, why did you think to stick me and the acorn together?

"So, Mr. Lion likes big tits, right?

"No, that's why I'm not. I mean, acorns are lactating."

If I like big tits, there's no reason to concubine more and more lactating acorns.

Note that I actually don't like big tits, so I didn't choose them because acorns are lactating milk. It's just simply that I want a friend-like relationship, not a relationship between a man and a woman.

I was thinking about it, and Sergio looked at me with something in mind.

"Mr. Lion, have you seen Mr. Acorn in the last few days?

"We met a while ago, but you haven't had one in the last few days. Is something wrong?

"Tell me you're there, or you're served..."

"... Yes?

"So Mr. Acorn's breasts are swelling every day."

"... yep"

I think that's probably the effect of a high-performance bra or chest pat on you, but if you think you're growing up naturally, you can't take it apart from me.

I clouded my words as to how to answer.

"Even if it was a growing season, it couldn't have grown so rapidly. Probably developed a pat or something that makes your chest look bigger in a natural way."

"Oh, yeah. I guess so."

I agree with you, taking a breath of relief if you've noticed. But Sergio made his expression worse in response to my reaction.

"Don't you understand if I say so far? Mr. Lion thinks everyone likes big tits, doesn't he?

"So I don't like big tits... from acorns?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll check the situation. Acorn began a chest-boosting study as a result of thinking Sergio liked big tits. That's because Acorn is attracted to Sergio.

But Sergio, who thinks I like big tits, came to me asking me to accept that Acorn's behavior was to turn me around.

The reason for this is that Sergio is attracted to acorns and wants them to be happy.

... What a mistake.

Both of you. Okay, just stick around! - Speaking of which, it's quick to talk, but it's Theory watching these cases until they realize for themselves.

"You both think. Okay, just stick around!

Well, I'm not into Theory like that, so I'm just gonna rip it apart.

"... what? Hey, what are you talking about?

"That's why. I want the guy who thinks the acorn likes big tits to turn around, so it's Sergio's prediction that he's got his chest up, but it's a mistake to say that he's me."

"... Yes, I don't know what that means?

"Hmm. Then let's return the line just like that. You don't understand what I've said so far? Sergio thinks he likes big tits because of his acorns."

At those moments, Sergio's eyes opened like never before.

"Oh, no way..."

"I don't know. I think you should do it yourself."

Sergio's misconceptions were correct, but not so bland as to discredit Acorn's thoughts. No, I think I just said something about both thoughts, but I'll have the confirmation in person.

Acorns, as well as Sergio, are now becoming people who have to be in the city of Mullet. If you two stick together, I'd be happy to.

- I had no idea, but for some reason, I was stared at with a jit eye.

"... what?

"No, I... I'd like to ask you one thing, Mr. Acorn, and I was wondering why you thought I liked boobs.... Something, don't you know?

"Oh... that's, I guess..."

"... maybe?

"When I told Sergio I was engaged to Alice or Sophia, I talked about how I was so jealous of her... isn't that right...?

Tell me, I slip away from my gaze subtly.

Shortly afterwards, unspeakable silence dominated the scene.

"............ Oh well, as far as I can tell, isn't it Mr. Lion's fault!? What can you do, and more importantly, Mr. Acorn, the lactating milk, thought I liked big tits!

"You spit a little more poison."

Although acorns are lactating indeed.

"I mean, it's true Sergio envied you, right?

"No, well... yes. Nothing, I didn't envy you because you have big tits. I mean, if all those beautiful girls were dealing with them, they'd be jealous of everyone, wouldn't they?

"I guess so. Or so am I. That's the same thing. I'm not engaged because I have big tits, I'm engaged because I'm Alice and the others, okay?

I'm gonna laugh at my hard work and tell you to taste it.

"... I see. True, that's unreasonable. I know exactly how Mr. Lion feels."

"Right?"

"But that's not what I'm talking about. Please help Mr. Acorn to solve his misunderstanding!

"Of course it is"

"Really!? Because if you were lying, I would spread rumors that Mr. Lion actually likes to breastfeed!

"I'll work with you properly, so stop doing that."

I don't think Alice and the others will believe it, but they've decided it's gonna be a lot of trouble.

Even for me, I want Acorn to be happy, and for Sergio well... I don't have to want you to be happy. So I promised to solve Acorn's misunderstanding.