Otherworldly Merchant

Unexpectedly, the lazy man chewed up his fingers with open mouth, as if he were eating a chicken's paw, one bite at a time, the blood stained his mouth red.

God, what the hell is this?

I couldn't think of anything else, but it was important to save the life of the lazy man. I felt the flashlight and rushed into the lazy man's room.

I didn't know if it was a hallucination or anything. I found a black shadow that flashed quickly through the lazy man's window glass, and the blinking kung fu disappeared into the dark.

The shadow frightened me. I had goose bumps and I was a little afraid to go in. But then Li Mazi gave me the courage, and we fell into the lazy room together.

The lazy man lay down again and slept like a dead pig.

His right middle finger has disappeared and a quilt of blood has been shed.

Goddamn it. I whispered and slapped the lazy guy: “Wake up. ”

The lazy man opened his eyes in confusion and heard some anger: “What are you doing? Sleep well. ”

Speaking, he accidentally spit out half a finger in his mouth. He grabbed his finger somehow and asked, "What is this? ”

Li Mazi said, "Can't you feel the pain? That's your finger. You just bit your finger off. ”

The lazy man stunned for a moment, stretching out his hands for half a day and screaming in silence: “Help! My fingers are gone...”

Watching the lazy man go mad, Li Mazi and I quickly took him to the car and drove towards the hospital in town.

Halfway through the car, I didn't think of a lazy half-cutter finger. I was about to go back to look for her, but Li Mazi took a picture of me. It's too late, let's go to the hospital to stop the bleeding! Even if we could find a broken finger, with the technology of a town hospital, it would be difficult to connect.

The lazy man was crying all the way. I asked if the lazy man hurt. The lazy guy said he didn't feel a thing, just hurt his fingers.

Can't you feel the pain? I took a sip of cool air.

This is a little bit awkward.

When the town hospital doctors saw the lazy man's bloody body, they all stared. And the lazy guy didn't scream when he stitched his wound.

But on the way back, around 7: 00 a.m., the lazy guy finally screamed in the back seat.

Looks like he's recovering from the pain.

It also explains why the lazy guy didn't feel it when he hurt himself before, until he woke up in the morning.

But there's nothing we can do about it. We can't go back to the hospital and get a shot of anesthesia.

After getting used to the pain, the lazy man asked me: "Brother Zhang... who hurt my hand? ”

Li Mazi snorted coldly: “Didn't I tell you? You bit it yourself. ”

The lazy man's face immediately turned pale: “Are you kidding me? Did I bite my own finger off? I'm not gonna be a ghost these days, am I? ”

I shook my head and said it was still unclear.

The lazy man silenced half a dozen times and suddenly said harshly: "When I got back, I fell into blue porcelain! I don't believe it. A big man can't do a piece of porcelain. ”

I said hastily, "Don't fall on blueberry porcelain, or you'll be a hundred times worse off than you are now. ”

The lazy man said in horror: "Brother Zhang, you must help me. ”

I nodded, “Don't worry! I've basically figured out what the blueberry porcelain is made of. From today on, I promise, nothing strange will happen to you. ”

Li Mazi immediately asked me what the blue porcelain was made of.

I said, "It's supposed to be burned with teeth and nails, because lazy people use teeth and fingernails every night when they mutilate themselves. ”

Li Mazi couldn't help but take a sip of cool air: “Is there such a pervert in ancient times? Why would he burn such a piece of porcelain? ”

That is, of course, my question.

After we sent the lazy guy back, we got into the car with Li Mazi and discussed the plan for tonight.

First, we need to find a way to temporarily suppress this bluegrass porcelain and not let it continue to hurt lazy people.

And secondly, we need to figure out why this bluegrass porcelain is staring at lazy people.

Find the root cause of the problem before you can solve it.

“Yeah, isn't this bluegrass porcelain in a bad mood for a big aunt? Passed on for generations without a problem, deviated into the lazy hand, and even made a scene.” Li Mazi couldn't help but laugh.

I asked Li Mazi to collect some human teeth and nail covers for me, as much as possible. Li Mazi asked me what I wanted these things for, and I laughed and said to attack the drug with poison.

I wasn't sure, so I didn't tell Li Mazi.

Li Mazi went to collect things, while I went to see lazy people.

The lazy man is in pain at this moment, and when he sees me, poor Baba is about to kneel down.

Maybe in his eyes, I'm the last straw to save lives.

I sighed and lifted him up and said, "If you want to live, answer a few questions honestly! ”

Life is at stake, the lazy man naturally does not dare to be lazy, nod his head immediately and say that as long as he knows, he must answer truthfully.

“First, have you done anything to insult cypress porcelain in the past few days, like putting it in the toilet or mixing it with underwear?” I asked.

The lazy man shook his head like a wave drum: "No, no, this is definitely not. ”

“You better be honest. ”

“There's really no such thing.” Lazy face grievances.

“Well, answer my second question, have you offended anyone in the last few days? Or let others touch bluegrass porcelain. I suspect someone pissed off cypress porcelain. ”

The lazy man thought about it and shook his head: “I'm even more certain of this. Blue and white porcelain has been offered to me like a baby for some time, and I never let anyone touch it. ”

That's weird. Good end. Why is this bluegrass porcelain so temperamental?

Two hours later, Li Mazi finally returned with a bag in his hand.

As soon as I arrived, I threw my baggage at me angrily, saying that if you collect any more of this mess in the future, you should go yourself.

I asked him what happened. Li Mazi suddenly blushed: “Those people in the village boarded the plane to blackmail money, so little nail cover cost me 2,000 yuan. ”

I was speechless.

Then I asked Li Mazi to buy a big cock, the more red the crown, and I crushed my teeth and nails and fed them to the big cock.

Li Mazi and Lazy Man looked at each other somehow. After I had done all this, they couldn't wait to ask me what I wanted to do?

What else can I do with a smile? It's a double for lazy people.

Li Mazi laughed in his stomach: “Let a rooster serve as a double for lazy people? Will this rooster feel insulted, commissioned? ”

The lazy man took a hard look at Li Mazi: “Brother Li, can you accumulate a bit of morality, I've done this, you still laugh at me. ”

Tonight's task is to find out why the lazy man offended the cyanochrome, so that he can drug the symptoms.

The lazy man was injured and could not cook on his own. Li Mazi threw a box of instant rice to the lazy man and let him pour some water and eat it himself. I guess the lazy guy ate this for the first time, and the one he ate was called a fun one, almost swallowed the lunch box.

Next, a long wait.

I suddenly got a little grumpy.

Think about it. What didn't you see when Grandpa and Dad were in this business? Even if you encounter some weird pussies, they can be cleaned up in a day.

I'm a little out of school compared to them. But I think this industry is a process of accumulation of experience, where the skilled person can see the origin of the pussy at a glance, and then drug the symptoms, and naturally it can be easily solved.

This time, it's a lot more troublesome than embroidered shoes. So I found a piece of paper, and I listed all the accidents that might have happened, in case they really happened, and I was in a hurry and my brain was short circuited, but I got in trouble.

At night, Li Mazi and I climbed on the roof again and watched carefully the movement below.

As for the lazy guy, I let him put the big cock on the bed - and sleep under the bed himself.

Let's hope this works and let the cunt mistake the big cock for a lazy guy.

Today's night is a little warm, and even the moon is round, a forest in the distance, with a silver veil under the moonlight. The old house in the village, adorned with it, gives off a mess of the countryside, if not for the bluegrass porcelain thing, it's probably not too much to describe it in terms of 'extraterrestrial sources’.

There was still no movement in the first half of the night, but this long wait was the real torturer for me.

Because I know the real danger is coming!