Otherworldly Merchant

I told the owner of the boat that the owner was more upset than we were.

He told us that now that he has been exposed, he will definitely commit suicide again tonight. If we can't get rid of that pussy now, we'll just have to stay up all night and stare at him before he commits suicide.

I nodded and said, "No problem, I'm not ready for bed tonight anyway! ”

Because I don't know the origin of the pussy, I can't prepare the props either. I just grabbed two sachets of fine salt, I hope it will be useful tonight!

As for our stay tonight, the boat owner's wife must disagree, and we are lazy about this, so let the boat owner do the talking himself.

Don't know what the boat owner promised, or was it coercion? Anyway, his wife agreed that we could stay for several days.

At night, we'll meet in the cabin.

In order to prevent the boat owner from committing suicide, Li Mazi prepared an iron chain that tied the boat owner to the chair to death.

Even to avoid him chewing himself up, Li Mazi took off his stinking socks and stuffed them in the mouth of the boat owner.

Although the owner of the boat is a hundred reluctant, but now the situation is special, it is not up to him...

Yoon Xinyue looked at the boat owner and laughed. He said that we are now, like kidnapping.

Li Mazi half-jokingly said: “Why don't we just come and kidnap him? Sell all the antiques here, enough to eat for decades. ”

I saw the boat owner's scared face all green.

To avoid power outages in the cabin, we found candles and flashlights. When everything was ready, the three of us paved the ground and didn't sleep.

Because of the golden flower, it left us with a serious psychological shadow. Who knows if another ghost will break into our dreams and control our bodies after going to sleep?

This agony made time go by very slowly. When I was bored, I looked at Yin Xinyue's phone.

Yin Xinyue has pictures of us traveling on her phone, looking at the strange Li Mazi in the photo, I don't even know where to put my hands. This sharp contrast is really funny.

Look, I suddenly noticed a little problem.

In the photograph, it looks like there's always a man standing on our back, not far away.

So similar, whether dressed or shadowed.

I'm surprised. Are we being followed?

I immediately flipped the photo back and took a closer look.

After watching it, I was cold from head to toe. Shit, that's true. No matter which photograph, whether it's in Zhongshan Hill or Zijinshan Observatory, it's always the same person behind us!

She is wearing short sleeves between blue and white, black leather trousers, long black hair, looks good and should be a beautiful looking woman.

This discovery surprised me. Why would they follow us?

Why didn't we notice anything along the way?

I rushed to show the photo to Yin Xinyue and Li Mazi. After both of them saw it, they were both scared and pale.

I found the earliest picture.

That was when I was buying tickets to the Qin Huai River Scenic Area, when I was in line, Li Mazi bought a hot breakfast and stood aside to eat. And at the end of the team, there was that woman again.

I took a sip of cool air, and it never occurred to me that when we first stepped into Nanjing, we were already being watched.

At this moment, my heart is in a mess, and the other party has been staring at us for so long and hasn't done anything about it. It's definitely working out a plan.

If we remain indifferent to this, it will surely be miserable!

I'm not a righteous man, I'm just an ordinary antique dealer, and I'm not great enough to give up my life to save others.

So I hid my resolve that if I can't solve the boat owner thing tonight, I won't give a shit and leave Nanjing first thing tomorrow morning.

I shared my thoughts with Yin Xinyue and Li Mazi, and they both agreed.

Guess they don't know we found out about her yet, and our departure will definitely disrupt her overall plan.

Now that you have an idea, do your best to save the boat owner tonight! So I focused my eyes on him again.

It has to be said that the owner of this boat has a big heart. In this environment, he fell asleep for a short time...

Of course, it cannot be ruled out that the owner of the boat was affected by the scrotum, which is why he fell asleep. Anyway, danger can only happen if he falls asleep.

About an hour later, the owner of the boat began to have an anomaly.

His facial muscles twitched badly, his blues raised, and he seemed to bite his teeth with anger.

Honey, this is gonna bite your tongue off!

Luckily, Li Ma's socks are of good quality. No matter how hard he tries, he bites his tongue constantly.

It is worth mentioning that the owner of the tail boat was blind from beginning to end, and the scene was somewhat frightening.

He seemed to realize that his tongue was no longer suicidal and simply moved all over himself.

I walk up a little bit and stare carefully at the boat owner.

And the moment I walked up, the boat owner's eyes opened, and I was scared to death.

What confuses me is that, in general, the host should show signs of mania and anger.

But the boat owner in front of him didn't. After seeing me, he actually behaved so calmly that his mouth even curved... he was laughing at me.

I took a deep breath and said, "Who the hell are you? Why torture him? ”

The boat owner gasped in his throat, his feet kicked constantly, and his body couldn't help but start to resist.

But no matter how he resisted, the faint smile on his face remained, extremely uncoordinated with his body.

I feared that he would really break the chain, rip a bag of salt off, spill it on him, and try to suppress that evil power.

But the salt didn't work, the other side struggled more and more, tied up his chair, and from time to time he lifted it, then fell again, smashing the ground.

I immediately shouted at Li Mazi: “Take a closer look at this collection room to see which antiques and boat owners are sensing. ”

Li Mazi was also frightened. He asked me how the shadow and the boat owner would feel. What does it look like?

I said angrily, "I don't know where to go, you don't look twice. ”

Li Mazi and Yin Xinyue quickly observed the antiques in the glass plaid.

What surprised me was that the cunt seemed to know what we were trying to do, and it stopped struggling, but looked at me calmly, and the smile in the corner of his mouth seemed to be more intense.

Looks like this thing's pretty smart.

I know it's impossible to make sense with the landlord without sneaking around. Li Mazi can't see any more cat fatigue, so I had to call them.

Pfft!

After a moment of silence, the boat owner suddenly farted.

It sounds like a balloon explosion. And most importantly, it stinks a lot worse than normal farts, which are probably the same as yellow weasel farts, and I don't even dare breathe through my nose.

Immediately afterwards, it's another surprising fart, and it's more powerful than the last one. It doesn't have much kung fu, and the smell spreads throughout the collection room...

This is the cabin, not even the skylight, so we had to open the door to get some air. But the door was so small, it didn't work.

I desperately thought that if we were smoked alive, it would be a big joke.

I used to watch people on TV get their asses smoked and spit at the foam scene, and I still whispered in my heart that the writer didn't have common sense, and it didn't smell that powerful anymore, did it?

But now, I actually see the power of this fart. It's terrible. I think I'm just one step away from spitting foam in my mouth.

In the end, Yin Xinyue couldn't stand it for the first time. I simply let her out. I wanted her to go to the neighborhood and buy two gas masks, but never mind.

We are now being watched. It is too dangerous for Yin Xinyue to go out alone.

Anyway, the owner of the boat was tied up tight and didn't even have the ability to commit suicide, so I was comfortable carrying Li Mazi and squatting outside the cabin.

The boat owner was addicted to farting, almost every ten minutes.

Luckily, Li Mazi found an electric fan in the cabin. Try it and it will still work. Just put it on the door and use it as a blower.

Li Mazi is still worried. Ask me if the boat owner will fart and die alive. I don't think so. I've never heard of this kind of death.

Yin Xinyue suffered from being smoked and kept her nose covered, but she was also amused: “The owner of this boat used to talk like a fart. Now he's throwing out his belly fart. I don't suppose he'll talk nonsense in the future? ”

Yeah, that's possible. I laughed dumbly and always felt the position of the shady trader in my heart, instantly falling.

We're probably the most incompetent shady traders, aren't we? And smell someone else's stinking ass.

To avoid accidents with the boat owner, we go in every once in a while.

The boat owner himself seemed to have been smoked out by his stinking ass, looked a little soapy and had a bit of difficulty breathing, but was lucky to maintain his normal physiological needs without endangering his life.

And he may actually be foaming up his mouth because of lack of oxygen. It seems that the dog blood plots on TV are not fabricated out of the blue, but have some scientific basis.

It wasn't until around 4: 00 a.m. that the boat owner finally stopped moving and closed his eyes. The smile in the corner of his mouth disappeared and calmed down.

I ran in with my nose covered and patted the boat owner's face.

The owner of the boat had a severe cough and was a little confused, scolding us for throwing him into the gas chamber and saying that we were going to kill each other financially.

I was too lazy to see him in general, and smoking down here all night was inevitably insane. I untied the owner and carried him to the bow.

Even at the bow of the boat, the owner's face was still very ugly, and he was paralyzed all over the ground with a soft, powerless look at us.

After a period of rest and drinking some water, it finally slowed God down.

But our eyes are full of hostility: "What have you bastards done to me... cough... what's wrong with my voice? ”

“You're not in the habit of farting.” Li Mazi asked.

“Psst, you're the one who's used to farting.” The boat owner scolded, "What have you done to me? Why does my ass hurt. ”

“Last night, you farted all night.” I said, "It's real fart, it's supposed to be the shadow that affects you. ”

He beamed, and the look on his face was obviously unacceptable: “That shady thing... makes people fart? Smells bad. ”

“Fine.” I said, "At least you saved your life. ”

“Life is saved.” The owner of the boat lost his soul, "he said," but now I feel weak and poisoned. By the way, what are you guys up to? Did you find something shady? ”