Otherworldly Merchant
Chapter 136: Carnivorous Talk
I hurried him up and said, "Old man, please don't do this! Tell me what's going on before I can help you. ”
The old beggar just stood up, sighed, looked at the big fat man sitting in the living room howling, and touched his tears with his dark hands.
Turns out this jade wrench was passed down by their ancestors, and I don't know how many generations it's been passed down. According to the rules of the family, this jade finger is to be given to the eldest son when he marries, so that the family can be safe and prosperous.
And this jade wrench seems to really work. Their family is not the richest in the village, but at least the top three can still rank, thanks to the jade wrench!
Since the old beggar handed over the jade wrench to his eldest son, things have become unusual.
The boss is getting married soon, and the family is busy. But I rarely see the boss, I lock myself in my room most of the time, and I don't know what I'm torturing?
The old beggar can't stand to be angry. How can he hold it in his room one day and not see his relatives? He broke down the boss's door angrily and was going to drag the boss out and teach him a lesson.
The boss is lazy on weekdays, he doesn't care.
But he lost the chain at a critical moment, which made him angry!
But when he broke into the boss's room, he was suddenly scared. The old weak boss couldn't help but disappear. Instead is a fat guy, even if he sleeps, his mouth is not idle, chewing hard a large piece of pork...
The old beggar dared not admit it for a while. If he hadn't kept that face as the boss, he would have thought it was a stranger who broke in.
The old beggar wakes up the boss and asks him what's going on?
After all, the old boss said it was delicious and lazy, but not fat.
But now, less than three days of kung fu, the whole person is twice as fat, like a big pig head around his neck, he doesn't know how much food is in his stomach, he has put up a 'pregnancy mark’. He's a father, naturally scared.
But the boss said he didn't know anything, he just slept, woke up feeling particularly hungry, and when he was full, he lay down in bed again - to sleep.
Then he looked down at his stomach and suddenly shocked. He even wondered if the body was still his own? Because legs have been deformed, even walking is difficult.
If this gets out, you must scare the villagers! That's why the old beggar closed the door now to thank the guests, and then called the family into the room one by one.
His family was naturally surprised to see the boss. My mother almost didn't stare out her eyes. Just this virtue. Can we still get married?
Without waiting for the old beggar to talk, the boss saw the leftovers of the meal to entertain the villagers, and immediately started eating them without a head to jump on them, they couldn't even pull open.
Eight pig hooves, and a whole chicken, a basin of rice, he ate the sea cubes and ate a fine light.
None of the five people necessarily could eat that much, but now they're in his own stomach, and seeing as the boss hasn't been addicted yet, he still needs to eat.
The whole family is scared. He's so fat, he can't stop it! Finally, the boss had to tie it up with a rope.
As a result, the boss pushed so hard, he quickly broke the rope when he saw the food. There was really no way, the family could only use wire to bolt...
After that, when the boss saw what he had eaten, he did not want to eat it. The whole family was afraid to eat it in front of him.
Without food, the boss made a scene and the neighbors talked about it.
Later, there was really no way, the family could only pretend to be beggars and tell the old people that they had been eaten poor and had never eaten again.
After careful consideration, they ended up locking the target on the ancestral jade wrench.
The boss was like no one before he touched the jade wrench. But since touching the jade finger, the boss has been experiencing this strange symptom.
Old beggars are superstitious, so they think there's a ghost in this jade wrench!
Looking for several temples and Dao Guan, trying to get past the Yin spirits in the Jade Wrench, it just doesn't work.
Even if the jade wrench leaves the boss, the boss's symptoms have not abated in the slightest, and he has eaten like this all the time, he is no longer human.
I couldn't help it, the old beggar had to ask around and finally heard me come here and wanted me to help.
He was afraid I wouldn't believe it, so he showed me the photo when the boss was thin.
At first glance, I was really surprised. The person in the photograph, Sven's, smiles brilliantly and looks like a country intellect.
And now, it's a pig, even the five officials are twisted.
I laughed dumbly and opened a shop for so long. What kind of pussy have I never seen? But this is the first time I've seen this fattening pussy.
I remembered the five bags, the five bags are a little starving to death, but the wrench in front is a little fat to death. I wonder what it would be like to put these two things together?
Until now, I still didn't believe it was the jade wrench. I thought it might be a coincidence.
Because I know there are several diseases that can make people fat in a short time.
I asked the old beggar if he'd been to the hospital?
The old beggar said that he had been checked and that no fewer than ten hospitals, big and small, were running out of savings at home. But the test results are very similar, diabetic hyperglycemia, etc., all due to obesity and normal elsewhere.
Actually, this is not a tricky situation.
After all, I know what the culprit is, so I just need to find out what the culprit is.
So I said to the old beggar, "Old man, I can try, but I'm not 100% sure. If I can fix it, I won't charge you, just give me this jade wrench. ”
The old beggar nodded quickly, saying that as long as the problem could be solved, don't say a jade finger, it would be the whole family's savings.
I told them to leave the wrench and the boss behind, and the others went to the nearby hotel for a night. Today I want to see what kind of fame this jade wrench can make.
The old beggar nodded immediately, but he worried that I couldn't control the boss by myself and asked me how many people I wanted to leave behind to help.
I don't need to say this. I have an assistant.
My assistant is naturally Li Mazi. Now that Li Mazi and I have been working together, he knows what I'm going to say. What I want is not for Li Mazi to accompany me in the exorcism, but to help me when I am in danger.
I called Li Mazi, and Li Mazi refused without hesitation, saying that he had no time to take care of Chu Chu. I can't force Li Mazi either, now he is too involved, in case there is a good thing when handling the pussy, I fear this house will be destroyed.
I had to let the old beggar keep Erkyu.
Erkyu was young and strong and had the longest contact with the boss, knowing how to subdue him.
I asked them to help me get rid of everything I could eat in my house. I didn't even leave my belt. I was afraid the boss would go hungry and eat everything.
Then I went to the market and bought a lot of mirrors, big, small, round, square, and covered the walls of my room.
This trick is called "Dead Mirror Furious" and is a more effective way of shitting things out of the shadows. You can also arrange small arrays on the mirror to keep yourself safe.
Li Mazi came when I mixed dog blood with jusha and painted a character on the mirror. When I saw my empty room, I was shocked: “What's the matter, Brother Zhang, are you ready to move? Or are you going to open a mirror shop? ”