Otherworldly Merchant

It's 110!

Damn, 110 called me for what.

It's not Li Mazi who ate last night. Are you out of your mind to drink on the street?

I picked up the phone immediately and the operator's voice came from the phone: "Hello, are you Mr. Zhang? Do you know a man named Chen Changsheng? ”

“Chen Changsheng? Yeah, why?” I'm relieved, as long as it's not Li Mazi.

“Here's the thing, Chen Changsheng has a bit of a situation on his side. Please help him deal with it.” The other side said.

“What is it? ”

“I'm not sure on the phone. Why don't you come over?” The other person hung up when they were finished.

I hurried to get dressed and quickly went to the police station.

At the police station, I met Chen Changsheng. Chen Changsheng's nose and face were swollen, curled at the corner of the wall, motionless. As soon as he saw me, he looked at me and said, “Boss, help me, help me. ”

And I was like, “What's going on at the station? The use of lynching is illegal. ”

“Illegal what?” The beautiful policewoman next to him also had a tantrum: “He was being beaten because he was flirting with women. ”

I looked at Chen Changsheng with depression: "Are you flirting with a good woman? ”

Chen Changsheng immediately shouted unjustly: “I had no idea what was going on. I fell asleep and dreamed that I had run away. I still hadn't been able to touch her uncontrollably. When I woke up, I was in the police station...”

I looked at Chen Changsheng with depression: “I get it! Officer, look, he's still a minor. Isn't he ready to go out with a little education? ”

“Take it back.” Such a scumbag is lucky not to be killed alive, "said the beautiful policewoman. ”

I immediately took Chen Changsheng out of the police station.

Chen Changsheng looked at me with depression: “Boss Zhang, I really didn't mean to do this. I feel like that thing is starting to haunt me...”

I said, "Cut the crap. What the hell is going on? You tell me very carefully. ”

“Alas, there's nothing to say. I was sleeping, confused and dreaming that I was running naked into the street, and I didn't feel ashamed at all. I also felt quite poetic and picturesque. When I saw a couple on the street, I was jealous, so I felt uncontrolled and then I was beaten. When I woke up, I was at the police station. ”

“Hmm?” I heard a headache and ran naked on the street. I thought it was poetic. What the hell was in this guy's head?

I looked at him with utter depression: "Do you feel anything special? ”

“Special place?” Chen Changsheng thought about it carefully and said: “What special place can there be? By the way, I suddenly remembered something, and I was confused, and suddenly I felt slapped, and this slap scared me, and then I woke up. ”

“I guess it was the policewoman who hit me. ”

“You're scared of the policewoman, so you're awake? Then, as you put it, it was actually the evil spirit who was afraid of the policewoman, so she left your body on her own.” I thought.

“But when I think about it right now, I don't feel anything terrible about that policewoman, even a little pretty.” Chen Changsheng said.

I smiled slightly: "Everything is different, I think we finally found that evil spirit's star! Come on, follow me back. ”

I turned around and walked in the direction of the police station.

Chen Changsheng asked nervously: "Why are you going back? You're not afraid the policewoman will arrest me again. ”

I said, "Your whole life is on her, and I can't solve that cigarette gun if I don't find out. ”

Chen Changsheng was helpless and had to come back with me.

We went back to the police station again, and the policewoman was surprised to see how we got back.

I laughed and said I wanted to report it.

“Report what?” The policewoman asked impatiently.

“My brother was beaten. I want to report it.” I said.

“He deserves it.” The policewoman coldly said, "Who let him cheat and harass people? ”

“But they don't have the right to beat my brother, beating my brother is against the law.” I said, "And I suspect that he was not beaten by the victim, but by someone else who had other intentions to publicize private vengeance. ”

According to Chen Changsheng, it is undoubtedly the policewoman in front of him who beat him.

When I say this, the policewoman gets nervous: “If you can't file a case, even if you do, he will be held responsible for sexual harassment. Think about it again. ”

I laughed, "We can drop the case, but can you do me a favor? ”

“Busy with what?” The policewoman relieved herself and looked at us.

“I want to know your birthday and your name.” I said.

The evil spirited policewoman in the cigarette gun must have a reason, so I want to find out what it is!

“No way.” The policewoman suddenly got angry: “Why are you asking? ”

“Let me tell you the truth.” Even though I knew the policewoman would probably not believe it, I decided to give it a try: "My little brother is caught up in something dirty. But when you hit my little brother, you scared the evil spirit away. So I think, you're that evil spirit Kexing, and I want to figure out why that evil spirit is afraid of you, so that I can easily drug the symptoms and help my little brother. ”

If not, I say this, the policewoman suddenly chuckles: “You're really making up stories like this. ”

I couldn't help but say, "Then I can't help it. I'll have to report it. In fact, telling us about your birthday doesn't mean much to you, and I can even help you with the gossip if you want. ”

The policewoman finally got a little impatient and said: "God is nagging, you want me to help, unless you give me proof! ”

I can't help it. Where the fuck am I gonna get you proof? You can't catch a ghost on the spot.

And finally, I can only say, "Here's the deal! You go to his house tonight. There's an off-the-shelf ghost in his house, and I can prove it to you. ”

The policewoman nodded slightly, finally resolutely: "Well, if you can prove what you're saying, I can introduce you to an extra business. ”

I laughed bitterly: "Business is not business, let's talk later. Honestly, I'm a little tired of dealing with psychic events right now, and I've been wanting to stop for a while. ”

The policewoman Shinobu couldn't help but say, "Brag, you're telling the truth. ”

Before she left, she gave me a business card and said she would call me after work. I nodded and left with Chen Changsheng.

Chen Chengsheng is still worried about whether the policewoman will play with us. She is a policeman. The policeman will believe in the Cow Snake God?

I thought a little bit about it, saying that the policewoman didn't seem like a joke and should really be asking for me. Never mind, so much thought now, it's a waste of time, wait till the evening!

When I got back, I kept thinking, "What the hell is she doing with the police?"

Although policewomen are royal, they can only deter ordinary ghosts. Like that Qing dynasty braided ghost, obviously not afraid of the little royalty.

There must be some other reason why it's afraid of a policewoman, maybe something on the policewoman can restrain it.

Or the ancestors of the policewoman, the evil spirits in the cigarette pole!