Otherworldly Merchant

Fonsenna's uncle had dark skin, wrinkled face, full of wounds, dirty, messy hair, and didn't know how long he hadn't washed it.

Fonsenna glanced at me, and I said, "What's your name? ”

“The town calls me my uncle's old cook.” Fonsenna replied.

I nodded, put my hand on the other person's heavenly lid, squeezed my scalp hard, and yelled softly, "Old chef, awake”.

A man sleeps in a state of extreme panic, and if he is woken up violently, he will scare his soul. But if it blocks his heavenly gate and shouts his name, it will lock his soul, and there will be no ghost loss.

Though sedated, the old chef still woke up very quickly. The first thing to do when he woke up was shout in fear: "Let me go, let me go! Nana, you're here. Get me out of here. ”

Feng Xinna was so excited at the moment, she said, "Uncle, is it really you? ”

The old chef immediately said, "Nana, get your aunt. They're going to kill me. They're going to kill me. ”

I immediately asked, "What's causing you? ”

The old chef immediately said: "Drums...”

But after just one word, his throat was suddenly clogged by something, and he swallowed a sputum, and then his voice began to blur. The expression changed from panic to grin: “Where's my balls? You ate my balls? ”

Li Mazi next door laughed when he pounded. Even I had some patience: “What kind of eggs are you laying? ”

The old chef took a hard look at me and repeated the phrase: "Where's my egg? You ate my eggs? ”

“Didn't your eggs grow under your crotch?” Li Mazi scolded: “Shame on you. ”

“I said I lay eggs.” The old chef said angrily, "You all get up and go, I'm going to lay my eggs. ”

Speaking of which, the old chef worked hard and looked like he was going to shit.

“Uncle, what's wrong with you?” Feng Xinna looked worried: “Wake up, don't scare me. ”

I was thinking about it, but suddenly I heard a loud noise, and suddenly the smell spread. I immediately covered my nose and dragged Feng Xinna out: “Shit, I did pull...”

Li Mazi also stared at him, and when he reacted, he also rushed out: “This guy is disgusting. ”

Feng Xinna sighed and said, "Boss Zhang, what are we going to do now? How do I feel about my uncle's body, not a human, but an egg-laying animal? ”

I sighed helplessly and patted Feng Xinna on the shoulder: “Forget it, don't think too much. Since your uncle is just insane and not harmed, proving that he doesn't want to take your uncle's life for the time being, we still have time to investigate. ”

Feng Xinna said helplessly: "But when my uncle was awake, he said they were going to kill themselves. I think that thing is going to kill my uncle, right? ”

“By the way, when I asked him what exactly was causing him, what was that word he said?” I asked.

“Drums.” But he doesn't have any drums at home, "said Fonsenna. ”

“Let's go to his house!” I said.

Soon we drove to Fonsenna's uncle's house. Fonsenna's uncle's house is pretty good, bought a house in the suburbs, and still on the ground floor. The decor inside is clean and tidy, but I don't know why, the popularity is weak and I don't think there should be any young people.

Fonsenne's aunt was knitting a sweater in the room, and as soon as she saw Fonsenne, she got up to greet her. As soon as I mentioned her uncle, my aunt started wiping tears again, and it looked pathetic.

Feng Xinna immediately comforted Aunt: “Aunt, don't worry, I brought you two masters this time, very good, promise to cure your uncle. ”

Auntie, this is what carefully weighed us down. Her eyes were full of questions: "Are they too young? Is that okay? ”

Feng Xinna laughed immediately: “Auntie, don't worry, I saw what they were capable of. The last time I met a smoker...”

Feng Xinna told the story in one set, and gave the aunt a stunner. My aunt was completely convinced of me, and I felt like she was about to kneel down and kowtow to me: "Master, you must save our old chef! ”

I immediately comforted my aunt: “Don't worry, I'll ask you two questions first and answer them when you're ready. ”

Auntie nodded continuously: "OK, OK, you ask, I know I must answer honestly. ”

“Mmm.” I nodded. “We just went to see the old chef. The old chef seemed to mention a drum. Do you know what the old chef said about the drum? ”

“Drums?” Aunt shook her head. “I don't know. What does this have to do with drums? ”

“Oh, I'm just wondering if that drum could be a pussy. ”

“What's a shade, shade?” Auntie understood.

I had to explain the shadow to my aunt, who panicked and panicked: "Have you seen the shadow in my house? ”

“More than a hundred years of antiques make it possible to form a shadow.” I said, "Auntie, that's a relief. I'm glad I don't have one at home.

“Think about it, before the old chef's magic, are there any signs? Like saying something strange, doing something strange, or offending someone. ”

“Hey, that reminds me.” Aunt said: "I remember the day before the old chef had a fight with neighbor Zhao Da over the children, and he fought, I don't know if it counts. ”

“Does Zhao Dafa have a drum at home?” I asked.

“I don't think so.” Aunt said: "Then Zhao Dafa is a stall seller. He has a good relationship with my old chef on weekdays. After he got sick, Zhao Dafa came to deliver nutrients. ”

“What about the rest? ”

“The rest is gone.” Auntie said.

“Okay, don't tell anyone about this, I'll investigate this Zhao Dafa! By the way, take me to the old kitchen room to see if I can spot anything. ”

Aunt nodded immediately and took us into the old chef's room.

The room was messy and smelly. It was clean. The most visible spot on the ground was the blood that had been drained from the beach. I asked my aunt, did the old chef spit it out?

Aunt nodded immediately and said yes, but for some reason, the blood seemed to melt into the floor, and no matter how hard she tried, it just wasn't clean.

If I nodded thoughtfully, I knelt down, pinched a little blood in my hand, and finally frowned: “This blood, it doesn't seem to be human blood, it's a little bloody, it's cold and abnormal. ”

“What do you mean?” Fonsenna looked at me with her eyes wide open: "My uncle spit it out. Why is it not human blood? And the blood was on the floor for half a month, of course it was cold. ”

I grinned, "Feel it yourself. ”

Feng Xinna, with confusion, carelessly touched her hand, so she frightened her hand back: “What's going on? This blood... it's too cold, like ice. ”

I nodded, “What animal's blood is ice? ”

Feng Xinna shook her head: “Just say it straight, don't sell it. ”

“Snake blood is ice.” I said, "Your uncle says he wants to lay eggs, and snakes reproduce future generations by laying eggs. So I suspect your uncle might be caught in a snake. ”

“Snake demon?” Auntie was surprised: “My old chef was most scared of snakes. I saw snakes on weekdays, so why would Snake Demons bother our old chef? ”

“I don't know, give me a minute, I think I should be able to find a clue. Auntie, give me Zhao Dafa's address and I'll check it out.” I said.

My aunt immediately said nervously, "Is it the old chef who's going to hurt Zhao Dafa? There was a little bit of a contradiction because of the kid fighting, right? ”

I immediately said, "Everything is pure speculation. Don't say anything. We'll take care of this. You have the right to pretend that nothing has happened. ”

Auntie nodded in the end.

I was leaving with Li Mazi, but when I turned around I heard a slight movement under the bed!

I frowned, and it sounded like something was creeping against the floor, making a sandy noise.

I stopped immediately and looked under the bed, but I couldn't see the scene under the bed because of the sheets blocking it.

“Auntie.” I immediately called my aunt, who was depressed and ready to go out, and said, "Do you have snakes in your house? ”

Aunt shook her head: "Snake? No. How could my family have snakes? The oldest chef is afraid of snakes. ”

I took a deep breath and said, "Li Mazi, move the bed with me. ”

Li Mazi smiled bitterly at me: "Brother Zhang, I am not afraid of Lee Mazi, the most scared is the snake. Tell me, can there really be a snake down here? ”

I said, "I don't know about this. Just help me move the bed. ”

Li Mazi had to lift the bed with my scalp.

The bed was quickly lifted by us, and as soon as the bed was lifted, a sharp noise sounded immediately.

I was scared to throw the bed aside and look carefully.

At first glance, I stared. I had no idea that there was a bunch of little animals hiding under the bed, snakes, hedgehogs, mice, this bed, it was a nest.

And the floor under the bed, now full of holes, rats and snakes, and hedgehogs. And when they found us, they all drilled into the hole, disappearing without a trace.

“Oh, my God.” My aunt screamed and instantly lost her balance and fell to the ground.

I immediately lifted my aunt up and asked Fonsenne to pour her a glass of water, and she felt much better after drinking it.

As soon as she recovered, her aunt burst into tears: "Oh, my God, what is wrong with our family? How come such a bunch of things are making nests. My family is going to die. My poor old chef, what am I going to do when you die? ”

My aunt had a big voice, like a little horn, and attracted a lot of neighbors.

Helpless, I had to convince Aunt Fonsenne not to cry anymore, otherwise things would be more difficult and difficult to solve.

Under my persuasion, my aunt finally recovered a little bit of normalcy, and I was relieved to ask her if she didn't know that there were so many animals living under the bed? After all, animals emit strange odors and it is not possible not to emit a slight movement.