Otherworldly Merchant
Chapter 306: Bath Drawings for Beautiful Women
The pointy blood spit all over Yantai.
And Yantai was the one that Mr. Qi asked me to identify the other day!
The residual ink and heart spike blood in Yantai mixed together. The heart spike blood floated on the residual ink. Mr. Qi immediately began to grind it up. Soon, the heart spike blood and ink were all mixed together. The ink also turned into a very strange color, and I couldn't tell you exactly what color it was, it just gave me a very diaphragmatic feeling.
In doing this, Qi boss Zhuang has a god, his mind is highly unified, he doesn't even look at us, as if we don't exist at all.
After grinding for a while, after all the blood and ink had merged, Mr. Qi picked up the brush and started writing calligraphy.
The brush strokes off and is much stronger than some calligraphy now. It's hard to imagine that words with such connotations come from the hands of half illiterate Qi boss!
That line of flyhead took up a small portion of the whole piece of paper, leaving most of the blank space, but Qi boss was not ready to continue, put down the pen, picked up the paper, and started reading.
“Last year, when was the concubine, the green grass flying butterfly in the south garden? At this age, the concubine remembers the monarch, Xishan Snow Dark Qin Yun. Jade closed this place to 3,000 miles, to pronounce the book that smells good. ”
Boss Qi's voice is self-magnetic, the words are round and like a broadcaster. With this rhyming ancient poem, you can't help but immerse yourself in it.
Li Mazi wondered if he was broken. Somehow he asked me if my grandson was a big poet.
I shook my head, saying I didn't know.
The next step is to see Mr. Qi put the paper down again, pick up the brush and write the painting on it again.
The ink was stained with blood and turned into a strange dark red color. The ancient poem revealed a desolate and tragic place, and the scene he painted also gave a truly tragic feeling.
When the painting was finished, I realized it was actually a picture of a beautiful woman taking a bath.
Skinny women with blue silk, full-bodied, white skin with autumn waves in their eyes. Physical privacy is also portrayed as vivid, and can't help but twitch at a glance.
Probably because the woman in the painting is too charming, too image preaching!
Boss Qi picked up the painting and looked at it in detail. It was not difficult to see the love between the eyebrows.
“Rogue.” Li Mazi looked at the beautiful picture and couldn't help but curse.
I burst out laughing, “Is there a picture of a beautiful woman in the world that you hooligans can't watch? ”
Li Mazi laughed embarrassingly: “It's just that the woman is so beautiful. Except for Zhang Jia Xiao, a man with such qualities deserves to appreciate it. Boss Qi, the boss is not qualified. ”
I told Li Mazi to stop talking and watch carefully. I'd like to see what Boss Qi is up to.
“Alas.” Boss Qi sighed disappointedly and suddenly curled the painting into a bunch, tearing it apart and twisting the whole angry face: “Your beauty, I can't paint, your temperament, I can't paint, your charm, your charm, your laughter, I can't even paint...”
Boss Qi grabbed his hair angrily and began to freak out. He slapped his chest on his feet. It seemed like he was crazy.
Li Mazi warily asked me if I should go up and stop Mr. Qi. Looking at Mr. Qi seemed like he was going to mutilate himself.
I shook my head, and God knows if we'd piss him off if we rushed up when he went crazy? Whatever you say, once you provoke him, it's not good for us.
After a moment of chestbeating, Mr. Qi suddenly began to paint and write poems.
Thus, all night long, Mr. Qi did not stop. He has been painting, beautiful bathing, beautiful flowers picking, beautiful moon watching, beautiful drunkenness... Every painting is amazing. The women in the painting seem to have a powerful charm, and people can't help but be attracted by a glance.
But after each painting, Mr. Qi was not satisfied, accusing himself of not showing the beauty of the woman in the pen, and not portraying the beauty of the woman... between the words, you can see that the affectionate boy's love for the woman has reached the point of being insane.
All night, it was so easy for Sister Qi to clean up the room, it turned into a mess again, the floor was full of messy shreds of paper, the study was full of splashy ink, messy.
I was having a headache when Boss Qi could stop, but then Boss Qi suddenly glanced at me, his body was soft and he was completely paralyzed on the ground.
I'll run right up and check on Boss Qi. Luckily, Boss Qi should have just fainted and was fine.
That means the spirit left Mr. Qi.
I have to go back and prepare, but Boss Qi can't take care of herself. So to think about it, I finally called Sister Qi and asked Sister Qi to come back to take care of Mr. Qi.
I wonder if Sister Qi will come back after what happened last night. Luckily, sister-in-law Qi's anger was halved and she promised to come back.
Sister Qi was angry when she saw the mess in the room, but there was nothing she could do. I had to say good things on behalf of Mr. Qi. He didn't mean it. Don't blame him too much.
Sister-in-law Qi laughed and said it was okay. Since she was a couple, she would suffer with the pain. She would help Boss Qi through this difficult situation.
I said that with a smile.
Sister Qi suddenly dragged me into her bedroom and left Li Mazi waiting outside. I was surprised. I wondered if this Qi sister-in-law would take the opportunity to do something to me. It was too heartless.
I just wanted to say no to her, but Sister Qi suddenly blushed and apologized to me. She said she drank a little wine last night. She was in a bad mood, so I did something drastic, so let me not take it personally, and asked me if I would tell her about it?
I laughed and said, "Don't worry, I totally understand her excesses."
Sister-in-law Qi relieved herself and said with emotion that she was just hoping to have a man with connotations. She just let out the depression in her heart. This Qi boss is a big, fat, never knew romance. Sister Qi hasn't enjoyed the romance and passion she deserves in a long time since she got married.
But now she figured it out, marrying chickens with chickens with dogs with dogs with dogs with chickens with chickens with dogs with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with dogs with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with dogs with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with dogs with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with chickens with dogs
After I went out, Li Mazi kept asking me what we were talking about in the bedroom. Was it a terrible thing to steal a chicken and touch a dog?
I couldn't help but cry after listening. I really wanted to beat Li Mazi up. This kid obviously took the heart of a small man to the belly of a gentleman. In his imagination, a lone male widow would definitely do that in the same room.
I wanted to keep Li Mazi here with Sister Qi, but on second thought, I'm still a little uncomfortable with Li Mazi. This Li Mazi is a windy master. Even after so many heartbreaking love experiences, there is no way to change the turmoil in the bones. If you and Sister Qi get together, aren't you sorry as snow?
So to think about it, I finally left with Li Mazi.