Otherworldly Merchant

When I woke up again, I was lying in bed.

Quietly surrounded, the air smells like tea.

Isn't this my antique shop?

How did I get back here? Weren't you at the old harbor house?

Was everything I was dreaming about, or was it a one-bell move?

I have never experienced anything like this since I entered the line. I tried to shake my head and try to make myself more sober.

Outside the bedroom door, I heard a rush of footsteps, back and forth, especially familiar.

Don't think about it, it must be Li Mazi.

When I think of him, I don't want to fight.

Motherfucker, it's all Lee Ma Zi. If he hadn't caused me so much trouble, I would have enjoyed drinking tea in an antique shop. How could he have gone through so much ordeal?

If God gives me another chance, I must carry enough power to kick Li Mazi off, as far away as possible. It is best to send him to Siberia and not see him again in his lifetime.

I got dizzy and went underground and opened the door gently.

Outside the door, Li Mazi circled anxiously. When he heard the voice, he turned his head to his surprise: “Brother Zhang Jia, are you awake? ”

I think I should go back to him and say, "Wake the fuck up, I'm not asleep, okay? ”

But the phrase just clogged my voice, so I couldn't make a sound.

Li Mazi measured my face carefully: “What's wrong? Brother Zhang? I don't think you look so good. Are you having nightmares? ”

It's more than a nightmare. It's much scarier than a nightmare.

I tidied up my mind and tried to make my tone sound normal: "Lee Mazi, you're not looking for me to help your friend Hong Kong solve the problem, are you? ”

“Zhang Jia Xiao, stop messing around, can you still sleep with memory loss? Didn't we just have a deal? You take a nap, wake up and come with me. If you don't go, my buddy is going to hang up...” Li Mazi said here and suddenly reacted. Some of them looked at me incredibly: “No, how do you know his name is Old Hong Kong? I don't think I mentioned his name to you. ”

Li Mazi is stupid, and I'm not going anywhere.

What the hell is going on here? I waved at Li Mazi, indicating that he came to me.

Li Mazi leaned over inexplicably.

I raised my hand quickly and slapped him without saying a word.

Li Mazi was completely fooled by me this time. I forgot to say anything. He looked at me with half his face covered.

I asked him, "Does it hurt? ”

Li Mazi nodded mechanically.

“Since it hurts, it's not a dream...” I whispered.

Li Mazi got angry and jumped: “Holy shit! Are you sleepy? Want to know if you're dreaming you won't slap yourself, why did you slap me?” He said, squeezing his arms, biting his teeth and trying to hit back.

“Stop it, stop it.” I'm seriously pushing him away.

“If I make a scene with you, I must not lose. Give me your left half face.” Li Mazi won't spare me: “Seriously, did you want to beat me up long ago because you didn't like me? ”

“All right.” I was afraid that Li Mazi would continue to haunt me. “Do you want my help or not? If not, you slap me back and I'll go back to bed. ”

Li Mazi turned her eyes and hurried to make amends. “I'm just messing with you, right? How many times have we been born and died? What kind of relationship is that? It would have been a heterosexual brotherhood if it had been in ancient times. Don't say it's a slap, you just swollen my face, I can't say nothing, I have to bring the other half face together on my own. ”

I hummed.

Li Mazi asked nicely: "Shall we go now? ”

I took a deep breath. Seriously, this time the shadow was really weird. It was the first time I had encountered something so interesting since I walked in. My curiosity was successfully hooked up with it.

I don't know if what happened before is a dream or a reality, but I've decided to live the word well.

I glanced at Li Mazi casually: “Why are you still standing still? Lead the way! ”

Li Mazi sipped: “Deal! Let's go!”

I just took two steps, and suddenly I said to him, “Wait, I'll wash my face first, I need to pay attention to my personal image. ”

Li Mazi couldn't brake in time and banged against the door panel.

I had a crying sensation before I reappeared in front of the Rich Villa area.

Li Mazi said: "Zhang Jia Xiao, you talked to me. You didn't squeak on the way, so I looked at you several times. I thought you weren't angry. ”

“Shit, can you talk? Curse me.” I immediately glanced at Li Mazi with dissatisfaction.

Li Mazi smiled hey, his left face swollen tall by me, with five fingerprints clearly printed on it. He stretched out his hand and patted it gently on his mouth: "Hit you in the mouth, you can't talk. Zhang Jia Xiao, I said something wrong, don't talk to me like that. ”

And I looked around, and I thought about it, and I said, "You're a good friend. The house on this earth is five digits long, right? ”

“That's it!” Li Mazi's tone is full of jealousy: “I heard it had been five digits since I bought it. It's been many years and it's been worth a while. ”

Li Mazi's answer was the same as before.

Not just him, even the entrance security guard, as before, with caution, questioned Li Mazi and I carefully three or four times, which allowed him to let go with alarm.

Out of the way, Li Mazi turned around and saw that the guard was still staring at us. Li Mazitong was on fire: "Shit, what does this kid think we are? ”

Turn around and go back to his theory.

I didn't even get my head back. I walked meteorically.

Li Mazi took a few steps, saw that I didn't mean to stop him, and ran back to me: “Brother Zhang Jia, I'm going to go back and argue with him, teach him not to look at people low. ”

“Well, go.” I nodded.

Li Mazi stunned: “Maybe I'll do it again. ”

“Mm-hmm.” I swung at him like a fly: “Take your time. ”

Li Mazi looked silly: “Why don't you come with me because of our relationship? By the way, can you give me the guts, Helper? ”

“You're so good, didn't I go to mess you up? ”

“If it starts, my fists and legs are blind, what if I hit him too hard, and he becomes a secondary cripple, and you don't stop him? ”

I stopped and smiled at Li Mazi in the spring breeze: "You can go in for a few years in peace, I will visit you often. Rest assured, I will treat your son like my own son and find another good husband for Rushu. ”

“Goddamn it, we're not making friends carefully!” Li Mazi followed me forward, never mentioning going to argue with the security guard.

I shouldn't have stopped him before I knew he was such a pussy.

Waste your tongue.

As before, Li Mazi and I arrived in front of the villa in Old Hong Kong, and Li Mazi rang the doorbell in front of us and the old Hong Kong soon opened the door.

Everything happened. The old Hong Kong life-saving straw grabbed Li Mazi's hand, hurting Li Mazi to cry for his mother. Then the bell rang.

Still three sounds, still so weird.

The old harbor let go of its hand, as if it had lost all its strength, and was paralyzed on the ground.

No more points, no less points, it's all so coincidental.

I couldn't help laughing.

Li Mazi turned her head and looked at me with grief: “My friends are all like this, are you still in the mood to laugh? ”

I deliberately bypassed him and walked straight into the door, turning on the light softly.

The old port stared at me nervously: "Don't turn on the light! You... who are you? ”

Li Mazi said aside: “This is the tall man I told you about. Honestly, Hong Kong, you are lucky to know a friend like me. If you change hands, please don't touch him at all. Little problems like yours, we tall people just move their fingers and you don't have to worry about it. Are you ready for both of us? ”

I watched Li Mazi brag constantly, her face was blushing and she couldn't help but say: “Hey, it's not easy for herdsmen now, take it easy, don't blow away all the cows, I won't let you go if I can't drink milk later! ”

Li Mazi was ruthlessly torn apart by me, his face didn't change at all. He even slapped the shoulder of old Hong Kong with great shame: “My brothers are no better, just humble. I'll have to criticize him sometime later. ”

Since when am I your family?

Li Mazi didn't give me a chance to talk and walked in the direction of the kitchen. In order to avoid a situation in which no one was able to help, I called him and said, "Can you give me a break? Don't get too busy drinking, it's important. ”

Li Mazi shocked: “Brother Zhang Jia, are you so godly now? How do you know I'm going to get a drink? ”

Seeing that I ignored him, Li Mazi had to brag to old Hong Kong again: “See? Are you kidding me? This tall man in our family has the ability to do everything in his power. If you just slap your ass, he knows what you're going to do...”

Why does that sound so weird?

Old Hong Kong listened to Li Mazi's words, his face didn't react at all, or he still looked like that soul was defenseless.

Old Hong Kong is clearly weaker than it was at the previous meeting.

Soon after 3: 15, the courier arrived again on time to deliver the delivery. This time I didn't let Li Mazi sign for it, so I walked to the door myself. The courier is still the standard tone: "Chen Fugang, right? Sign here, please. ”

I took his pen and signed it and asked politely: "Have you been here every day lately for delivery? ”

The courier stunned: "No? Too many couriers, I can't remember. ”

I nodded and smiled at him.

When the courier left, I called the old harbor aside and asked carefully, "Where did you get this clock? Think about it. Tell me about it. ”

The old Hong Kong turned its stiff eyes: “From one of my clients, he owed me a sum of money and was ready to foreclose on his family property. As soon as his family was poor and washed up, the only thing that looked like an old thing from the past, he moved home joyfully. Who knows..."

“Where is the customer? Do you have his contact details?” I asked.

After half a day of strenuous thinking, his eyebrows were wrinkled and he nodded in pain after a long time: “I think so. ”

When Li Mazi listened, he immediately shouted dissatisfied: “If there is, if there is no, there is no. What do you mean, there seems to be, you have watched too much Korean drama, you are playing amnesia with us. ”

Without waiting for Li Mazi to finish, I had slapped him on the back, hurting his teeth and grinning: “What's so much talk? Drink your beer and stay out of the way. ”

Li Mazi muttered: “I am such a sincere helper, you can't believe you said I was in the way, my heart is bleeding.” Speaking beautifully, he went to the kitchen looking for beer.