Otherworldly Merchant
Chapter 387: No Ghost Clapping in Front of the Door
Senior rat received it and pulled out a magnifying glass from the pocket of his clothes. He carefully looked back and forth and shook his head with some regret: “Something during the Qing Dynasty Carnival, the foreigners made the buzzing clock, using the acacia prevalent at the time, the craftsmanship was quite sophisticated, the foreigners' craftsmanship was the same, but in the past, it was also a rare baby. It's just a shame...” He pointed the magnifying glass at the word ’one’ at the top of the clock and said sadly: “This mark is so obvious, a treasure of great value, it just ruined. ”
He put a cross clock on the bed, and he said, "Boy, I've been in the scrotum business my whole life, and today, I never pick up a clock or anything. You know why? ”
“Why?” I asked.
“Difficult, difficult, unpleasant effort. Everyone is happy when it's done. If it's not light, it's disgraceful, and if it's heavy, it's dead.” Senior Mouse stood up and patted me on the shoulder: "The calf was not afraid of tigers, but he could not die blindly. Luckily you're not my grandson, or I'll beat you up three times a day! ”
I can only laugh hey.
“As for the reversal of the time you just said, it should be because of your yin and sun umbrella. A single clock will keep you alive forever, and the Yin and Sun Umbrella will break the Yin and Yang, and it will stand up to you. I thought that for this umbrella, I told your grandfather...” Mouse seniors talked about it and suddenly stopped talking. He shook his head and laughed bitterly: “I'm fucking confused too. Why do you keep saying that? ”
“Are you saying that everything that happened before was actually a warning to me from the Yin Sun Umbrella?” I asked with some confusion.
“You can understand that, but it's also possible that the clock is too powerful, and the Yin and Sun Umbrella sent you back to protect you before it happened.” Mouse senior sighed: “The word clock is made of acacia wood, Jiulin, I ask you, how do you write this acacia? ”
Mouse seniors rarely called me Jiulin. He had an odd temper. The previous second was still an old joke. The next second was a stinking face. I couldn't wait to die together, so I was really respectful and scared of him.
He called me that all of a sudden, and for a while I couldn't turn a bit.
Mouse seniors shouted, "Speak! Dumb? ”
I thought to myself: “Acacia is a wood word plus one... one...”
The rat frown looked at me and said, "A what? ”
“A ghost word. ”
“Exactly.” Mouse seniors nodded with a little excitement: “Since ancient times, this acacia has been regarded as an ominous tree because it carries a ghost word in its name. The majority of the civilian population is afraid of this tree simply because it likes to grow in graveyards. Folk vegetarians say, 'No mulberry planted before, no willow planted after, no ghost clapping in front of the door', this ghost clapping is talking about acacia trees. ”
I nodded where I was taught.
Senior Mouse continued: “The foreigners do not understand Chinese culture, and when they see that the acacia wood is tough and durable, they make a clock. At that time, the Qing Dynasty thought that everything foreigners did was a treasure. Foreign goods were hard to ask for. Whoever had that kind of family, had straighter waistboards than the others. Who cared what kind of wood it was? ”
Speaking of which, he taped a cross clock and said, "Acacia has always been the favorite of evil ghosts, and it's been made into something ominous like a clock. Jiulin, you've got a mess this time! I advise you to stop before it's too early, and don't get wet..."
Mouse seniors are obscene, but I know that he is sincerely kind to me, which is why he came to the door so boldly for help. After listening to him, I suddenly laughed and took a word back from his hand: “Mouse seniors, you know me, there are no other advantages, it's stubbornness, what I think is certain, don't say hit the south wall, it's the Great Wall, I have to give it a break. The more you say this, the more I'm going to take this shady thing. ”
Senior Mouse was angry and copied his phone. He tried to beat me up a few times. Finally, he sighed helplessly: “You bastard, is perseverance a good thing? Little ones don't know how thick the heavens are, and then, sooner or later, when you cry. ”
“It's all right, I can't solve it. Isn't there you?” I kissed the butt of the rat seniors by the way.
Who knew that butt spanking didn't work, the rat seniors didn't look happy at all, instead Xiaozo said: “We old guys, half of us are buried in the coffin, can help you this time, next time? What about next time? You...”
His voice seemed so helpless and so worried.
I smiled at him and said, "Don't go that far. You can fix it for me first. ”
Mouse seniors stood silently and walked straight to the back room.
Are there any babies who can surrender a single clock? Mouse seniors must have a lot of great babies.
I rushed to catch up.
Senior Mouse went into the study and sat on his ass in front of the computer, and the light on the computer screen shone on his ugly face, which was extraordinarily weird.
“Mouse seniors...” I yelled.
Senior Mouse ignored me and gently lowered the mouse.
Is there anything on the Internet?
I slowly put it up and stretched my neck, suddenly a black line on my face.
Senior Mouse has entered the Tencent game platform and begins the Mahjong duel.
“Senior, your life is at stake. Do you still have a mind to play mahjong?” I screamed with some dissatisfaction.
The rat seniors didn't move and said, "This has nothing to do with me. What do I care? Ouch, shit, this idiot kicked me with a blue diamond. ”
“Senior Mouse, please help me in my face!” I said.
Senior Mouse didn't even look at me: "Your face? Do I know you well? Who are you? ”
I took a deep breath: "Really? ”
“I'll go. Can you play two pies with this card? You blind cat! ”
I bit my teeth and bent over and pulled the power cord out of my computer.
The screen was instantly dark.
“What's going on?” Senior Mouse was frightened. When he found out that I had done it, he slapped me. Even if I was ready to hide early and back, he still rubbed my chest and screamed.
“Son of a bitch, I almost fucked this up.” The rat's predecessor was extremely agile and grabbed me in the ear: “You Zhang family didn't have a good thing. At the time, your grandfather's old dog obviously played with the shadows even if he was not his opponent. Your boy is just like him, he has a bad stomach. ”
He did it with precision and harshness. I think my ears are hot and it hurts me to beg for forgiveness: “Senior, I was wrong, I was wrong. Your lord has a lot, let me go, I'll teach you a way to keep you winning and losing, hegemonic game! ”
Senior rat obviously let go: “Really? There are other ways. ”
“How dare I lie to you! ”
“Tell me what you can do.” Mouse seniors loosened my ears.
“Tell me first how this clock can surrender.” I started bargaining.
Mouse frowned: “You son of a bitch, you dare to fool me at this time.” Talk and teach me another lesson.
I rushed far away: “I'm not fooling you. I'll also sign up for an account to play mahjong with you in a room. I'll give you a card. If you want anything, I'll give you something, you won't lose. ”
Senior Mouse's eyes turned: “Yeah, why didn't I think of that?” He thought about it and said: “Let that Mahzi Zhang or Wang Mahzi, also register a number, the three of us to fight one! ”
At this point, I'm sure he said anything, and I nodded, "Okay, listen to you. ”
Mouse seniors were very satisfied with my respectful attitude, so they sighed: “Your boy is not a new recruit. He has taken on a lot of business in the past few years. He has seen a lot of pussies. Why is he still stunned? There are weaknesses and weaknesses in this shadow, and as long as there are weaknesses, you can surrender. The clock is rooted in acacia and must absorb a lot of resentment. Only by breaking its resentment can it be subdued. Find out where it comes from, be careful, don't let go of any traces, and you'll find a way to break it. ”
I nodded, “Is that it? ”
The tone is full of doubt.
You're not trying to send me away, are you?