Otherworldly Merchant
Chapter 410: Diaper Kettle Demon Talk
It turns out that half a month ago, Uncle Li Mazi got a strange thing. It was only after he got this thing that his second uncle became like this.
Huanghuachu Village is famously poor in the area because the land here is very poor, what to pay for, the villagers have no choice but to cultivate a lot of farmland around the cemetery.
After all, the soil in the cemetery is fertile, and although the place is weird, nothing will happen as long as the villagers go watering during the day.
And Li Mazi's second uncle, one afternoon for half a month, came to pine soil around the cemetery with a hoe, and he dug and dug, and he actually dug something from a hard state.
At first, he didn't care. He thought he'd dug a rock.
However, as he continued to dig down, Li Mazi's second uncle noticed something was wrong, because it didn't seem to be a stone, but a metal, and the hoe knocked on to make a crisp noise of 'knock’, 'knock' and ‘knock’.
This totally caught his attention. Li Mazi's second uncle loved watching TV. He often watched TV show that someone dug up the treasure and then the family made a fortune. He also thought he was taking such luck, he didn't say anything, just cut out the stuff.
The sharpening thing made him fall off his glasses, turns out to be just a rusty copper pot.
Li Mazi's second uncle almost didn't smash the copper pot! After all, it took a lot of effort to dig up this thing, and whoever meets it doesn't feel comfortable.
But if you think about it, it's a waste to smash it. Why don't you just pick it up and use it as a urinal kettle? After all, people in rural areas wake up in the middle of the night and like to pee in the house. This stuff can be useful.
So Li Mazi's second uncle brought the copper pot home, but not long after he brought it home, his second uncle was not normal, and he had a strange earth-eating problem.
Listen to the whole thing. I'm an uppercase asshole, too. What the hell is this? Without asking what kind of pot it was, Li Mazi's second uncle dared to pee with it.
I conclude that this copper pot must be a shady thing.
Li Mazi's second uncle peed on the pussy. It's not a sin. I have to see what this copper pot really started before I can think of a solution.
Think of it, I turn around and go.
Li Mazi sees me and I'm leaving. I'm in a hurry to ask where I'm going. I didn't get mad back at him to go back to sleep.
Li Mazi's second monk couldn't touch his head. He seemed unwilling to get only one answer. He came up and pulled me. Asked me not to dig the grave? I told him if he panicked, he'd dig alone.
At this moment, Li Mazi realized that I was fooling him before.
Li Mazi was a little angry, but he had to rely on me for everything, so he had to hold onto it and pretend to please me.
I laughed.
Back to Uncle Li Mazi's house, Li Mazi asked his cousin to arrange a place for us to stay. I thought I could have one bed per person, but it turned out I was thinking too much, there was only one more bed in the house, so I had to sleep with Li Mazi.
In bed, Li Mazi asked me vigorously when to help his uncle, how do I help him?
Finally, he talked to me about how the shadow should be divided. The thick-skinned guy had to split the bill with me, and I immediately gave him a white eye.
Talking, we were all sleepy, so we went to sleep.
By the time I woke up, it was already night. The two eggs asked us to go out to dinner. At dinner, I noticed a problem. How could there be no woman in his house?
So I asked Eregg, and Eregg's answer was obviously somewhat obfuscated. He said that his wife had taken her daughter to her mother's house. This strange thing happened at home, and she was afraid of hurting the child.
And I also obviously found that, while he was talking, he was staring at Li Mazi and seemed to be seeking Li Mazi's consent. Li Mazi also blinked vigorously, which made me feel strange, so I couldn't help but be cautious.
At this time, an idea was born from the heart. Is it Li Mazi who tried to hurt me?
But soon I dismissed this thought. Although Li Mazi said he was greedy, he never did anything to hurt God, because he had no nerve, even if he gave him a knife to kill, he didn't have the nerve.
After dinner, Li Mazi couldn't wait to ask me what to do next.
I actually had a plan. It wasn't too hard. If it wasn't for an accident, it would have been easy tonight. I asked Li Mazi to bring the copper pot his uncle dug out first.
But Li Mazi showed an embarrassing appearance. I just found out that their family thought the copper pot was ominous, so on the third day of Uncle Li Mazi's accident, he threw the copper pot directly into the river.
I thought I heard it wrong, threw the river away? Then why did you invite me?
Even if I shake my head, let Eregg do something for his father.
When I heard the words, I was in a hurry. He held my leg crying, kneeling in front of me, and let me save his father.
“Brother Zhang Jia, as you can see, my second uncle is a poor man, you can't see death without saving him. I think we have a technique in this business called stealing for a change of day. You're a god, and this simple stealing for a change of day shouldn't be a big deal for you? Please, in my face, save my uncle.” Li Mazi also came to beg me.
That's it, one on my left leg and one on my right, I can't walk if I want to. Li Mazi said that stealing day after day is not really a trick in the shady trader's business, but a tomb thief's scholarship.
Because these tomb thieves, when stealing some of the tombs, the tomb owner can't take several close objects, such as the night pearl in his mouth, the centerball worn around his neck, and the anal plug that blocks the daisy. These things turned into corpses when they took them, so their grandmaster invented a technique called stealing for days.
The so-called day to day stealing is the use of ordinary things and the delivery of expensive items to achieve the purpose of deceiving the dead. But this technique is very complicated, I also occasionally read in the book Grandpa left behind, I don't know the specific steps, how dare you rescue people?
But they held me and cried and made a scene. If I didn't help them solve it, I wouldn't feel comfortable.
After all, my heart is soft, so I have to bite my teeth. Dead horses should be treated as live horse doctors!
“Let me tell you first, this is the first time I have used this method, if something goes wrong, please don't contact me.” I warned.
Li Mazilian nodded and asked me what I should do next.
I don't have a clue either. If the shadow is there, just wait until the morning. When Uncle Li Mazi is sick, let him lead the way. We can seal the shadow in the shadow again.
But I'm in a lot of trouble right now, and it's my first time to steal another day. I can only use my own memory to think about what I might need.
First, I asked the eggs to find a tile tank, which is not rare in their countryside and is easy to find. After that, I made a list to send Li Mazi to the Chinese pharmacy to buy some medicines, all of which are some herbal medicine to restrain Yin Qi.
With these things, basically, you need a bottle of black dog blood, real black dog blood.
Black dog blood is a star of evil things, even if the practice fails, the spirits can't hurt us.
Li Mazi said it was a good idea, and his second uncle's house had a big black dog. But the two eggs hesitated. He said he couldn't do it to the dog. The dog had had it for almost 10 years, like a relative.
I was speechless and asked him to hurry up and get a black dog from the village. It's not easy to take blood from a black dog, and the first two eggs are actually holding the dog to bleed it.
If I hadn't seen it in time, I don't know how they would have tortured it. I stopped them in time and let Li Mazi find a way to stun the dog before taking the black dog's blood smoothly.
That way, most of the stuff is ready, and now you just have to wait for the morning to come.
The wait in the morning was long, because I slept with Li Mazi in the afternoon, so it was very spiritual, and the two eggs were a little sleepy.
So I let Eregg go to bed. I'll just stay at the door with Li Mazi.