Otherworldly Merchant

“I thought he was confused at first. ”

Big Bang said helplessly: "But after seeing many doctors, people say he doesn't have mental illness at all. ”

“Uncle, let him drink first! Wait till the bar breaks up. Don't go yet. I'll check him out. ”

I overheard the big man's words, and I thought Flat Head must have been haunted by dirty things.

First of all, how can a drip free person suddenly have a strong interest in alcohol and become uncomfortable without drinking?

Secondly, even if he really wanted to drink, is it normal that he didn't spit blood when he drank it as cold water?

“Little brother, are you? ”

The big man probably drank a lot. He was talking to my father-in-law about ranking, and now he calls me Little Brother. He looked at me with a fog and didn't seem to understand what I meant.

My father-in-law quickly reacted, adding: “My son-in-law eats yin and yang rice, so I can let him see it. ”

After listening to the scream, Big Man looked at me in panic: "Has Little Six really collided with evil? ”

I didn't dare to be sure before the investigation, so let him put his mind at ease. I'll find a chance to try a little flat head after the field closes.

This kind of wedding party usually leaves after eating, plus Xiao Pingtou just made such a scene, not long after everyone left, only Xiao Pingtou alone.

I coughed softly and went up and patted Little Flat on his shoulder and said, "Dude, I don't think you're having a good time. Why don't we go somewhere else? ”

“If you dare, we'll go wherever you say we go! ”

As soon as Pingtou heard that I was going to buy him a drink, his face immediately became happy. He stood up before he finished talking and looked like he was coming with me.

This is an incredible alcoholic king, and I laughed helplessly and looked at my father-in-law.

My father-in-law saw my thoughts and said, "Let's all go to my house and have a nice pot. ”

After that, I came home with a little flat head and a big man. The big man's face was full of worry, and he kept asking me with his eyes.

I pretended not to see it, I was always chatting with Ping, and the kid couldn't help but drink. Gives me the feeling that if I could just give him a drink, he would scream "Dad."

After arriving at home, Yin Xinyue and her mother-in-law were happy to entertain guests. After listening to me quietly explain, my mother-in-law's face showed concern. Yin Xinyue grabbed my ear with her silver teeth and ran back to the bedroom, exasperating and scolding: “What's the matter with you? Is it not enough trouble to get someone like this home in the new year? ”

Her hands were strong and her eyes were all red and tears were falling, something that had never happened before. This is when I realized the special nature of my business, and I felt it was too abrupt to bring Ping back.

But after taking over this kind of thing, people can't get rid of it, and it's a little overwhelming for a while.

Yin Xinyue glared at me for a moment, sighed and lowered his voice: “Brother Zhang, do you know why I haven't objected to you playing with your life like snow? Because I am your woman, I will support all your decisions and spend any danger with you, but my parents are old after all, so... try not to let them get involved in this, okay? ”

“I'm sorry. ”

I didn't expect that my heart and soul would suddenly come and hurt her so much. I held Yin Xinyue seriously and said I promise you, this is the first and last time.

As I was saying, there was a little flat voice coming from the house: "Where did Brother Zhang go? You're missing him! ”

“Go on, don't drink too much.” The crescent moon grinned and helped me tidy up my clothes.

When I came to the living room, Xiao Pingtou had already drunk it. My father-in-law and the big man also smelled like alcohol. I looked at the bottle and couldn't help but stare at it. It took them so long to dry half a kilo of white wine!

My father-in-law looked at Xiao Pingtou and tried to talk to me, indicating that he drank most of it. Plus what he had drank on the table before, he had drunk at least three or four kilos of wine, but besides the heavy alcohol on him, he was not drunk at all.

I intend to check the truth again before he gets drunk. If he doesn't get drunk, my plan is to soak up soup. I have to quietly tell my father-in-law and Dahan, and the three of them take turns toasting Xiao Pingtou.

If someone else had asked for forgiveness, one of them would have accepted our three challenges!

A few laps down, the big guy couldn't hold it first, he fell on the couch shaking and fell asleep after a while.

“Leave him alone, let's go on. ”

Little Ping glanced at the big man and said with disdain. After that, he was polite enough to help me and my father-in-law pour wine.

Although my father-in-law is not drunk, but after all, I dare not let him drink too much, let Hiraki drink first, under the pretext of going out to buy wine and my father-in-law snuck out of the house.

“These kids can drink. ”

My father-in-law just left the house and threw up all over the black line and asked me what to do.

When I think about it, I ask my father-in-law if he has honey at home. Honey is hypnotic and should make him confused.

My father-in-law said there were no bees in the house, but someone in the village hurried out of the house.

I went back to the house with my scalp and continued drinking with Little Flat Head. The most angry person was that he drank it himself. He had to force me to drink it. As long as I showed a little that I couldn't drink it, his minute would be a rhythm of transformation.

As I was about to throw up, my father-in-law finally came back with two cans of honey and asked me how to use it.

“Give it to me! Go to the bedroom and lie down. ”

I looked at my panting father-in-law and said with some heartache.

My father-in-law nodded, handed me the honey and went to bed. After I took the honey to the table, Ping asked dissatisfied: "Brother, where's your father-in-law? ”

“He's cooking. He'll be here in a minute. Let's have some of this first. ”

I handed him the honey and said with a smile, "Your buddy's a good drinker. You're not going to spit on the honey, are you? ”

“Who said I could finish my sip. ”

Little Flat suddenly clasped his neck and then asked me with confusion what he wanted to drink honey for.

I'm afraid he'll see what I'm thinking. If you don't drink this, I won't drink with you.

As soon as he heard it, he lifted the jar to his mouth, mumbled and poured, and soon drank a drop of honey.

“Ha ha... I'm done, let's drink, drink. ”

Little Flat wiped the residue from the corner of his mouth and said excitedly, I watched his tummy roll and completely blindfolded.

This Nima is honey. I'm worried he might die.

At this point, I had to give my life to accompany the gentleman. Every time I had a drink, my stomach rolled over and my head became dizzy.

I kept biting my teeth at the tip of my tongue to keep myself from falling down, and if I fell asleep before him, everything would be for nothing.

Fortunately, after a while of drinking, he spoke slower and slower, and the enthusiasm on his face dissipated a little, eventually falling asleep on the table.

I was so happy, I rushed to the toilet and put my hand in my mouth and forced myself to spit out the alcohol I had drunk before.

Then a lady of cold water washed her mouth and felt that she was in good shape. She searched around the yard and saw a rusty chain!

This iron chain stinks and has a few hairs on it. It should have been used to chain dogs when I had them at home.

The dog happened to be spiritual and just what I needed. I went into the house and tied Little Flat with a chain and carried him to the room where he usually stored food, found two beds to wash and covered him, and finally placed two bottles of open liquor in the corner of the room.

After doing all this, I climbed up the house and I could see the little flat head on the roof. I was relieved and went back to my room to sleep.

Wake up at 8: 00 p.m., father-in-law. They've already eaten.

Yin Xinyue left me a good meal on the table and said that Da Han had gone home. Please take care of his cousin before proceeding.

“Are you so relieved I sold his brother? ”

I was surprised to say that my father-in-law explained that the big man had to string relatives tomorrow. I nodded and told them to rest early and not to make a sound at night, no matter what they heard.

The portrait of Qin Qiong and Lieutenant Lao Qiong has been affixed to the front door. There are two gods in the door. In fact, ordinary dirty things do not dare to come close.

But what Yin Xinyue said today touched me. For the sake of safety, I still put a few spiritual symbols on the door and window of the second old man, then put on a thick down jacket and climbed to the roof in a blanket.

The weather has been fine during the day and the snow on the ground has melted. In the evening, it was exceptionally cold. I had to stare at the little flat head while smoking and even dare not expose the cigarette butt in order to prevent it from being discovered.

That's it, I didn't realize it was 12: 00!