Otherworldly Merchant

“Stop it.” I was afraid the two of them would fight and rush to stop it. “Let's go! It is important to go to Yin Man Village to do business. ”

Li Mazi and He Yongfu just lived there, sitting honestly in their seats, silent.

Yin Xinyue obviously hasn't eased out of fear, curling in the back seat, like a scared kitten. Seeing Yin Xin's appearance broke my heart. Hate could not comfort her in her arms.

The atmosphere in the car grew increasingly dull. Luckily, there were no more ghosts hitting the wall on the way...

I cleared my voice and looked out into the night and said with a steering wheel: "Let me tell you a joke. ”

“Pfft, can you still tell jokes?” Wang Kang 'er covered his mouth with a smile: “I thought you had always been an old-fashioned person and only played with those antiques. ”

“Of course not.” I'm serious: “Listen, here's the joke. There's a big fat guy who really wants to lose weight, but he doesn't succeed every time. Later, this big fat guy saw an ad from a weight loss company promising you a beautiful woman to lose weight with you for three weeks without a full refund. Big Fatty wants to try it! Guess what? ”

Speaking of which, I deliberately sold a shuttle and saw that it had successfully caught the attention of the people in the car, which was why I said: “The first week after the fat man went to the weight loss company, the staff took him into a small room, and there was a beautiful blonde with blue eyes, a sign around her neck, and the sign said, 'Chase me, I'll stay with you!’ So the fat man chased him to his death and finally caught the beautiful blonde with blue eyes, who accompanied him for a week..."

“The next week, Fatty was taken to another room with a black beauty with a big fat butt and a sign around her neck that said, 'Catch me, I'll stay with you!’ The fat man chased, ran, finally caught this black beauty for a week of soul destruction. In the third week, Fatty figured out the routine for this weight loss company, and she thought," Whatever kind of pretty girl you are, I won't move. As soon as the time comes, the money will be refunded. "Guess what's in the third room?” I asked.

“Can't guess. Say it. Say it.” Li Mazi impatiently urged.

I smiled slightly: “The third room is about the size of a basketball court, and there's a female gorilla in the room with a sign around her neck that says, ’Run fast, I caught you, ten times a day!’".

In the last sentence, I squeezed my voice out, and the people in the car laughed. Yin Xinyue rubbed her stomach and scolded me: “You bastard, I didn't expect you to have such a hand. ”

I was relieved to see the atmosphere in the car soften.

Unconsciously, the car drove out of the infinite forest. He Yongfu extended his finger to the rugged mountain road to the right: “Through this small, in half an hour you will reach Yin Man Village...”

Indeed, there was a rusty road sign on that trail, with three big red letters on it: "Yin Man Village”.

Looking at the rust marks on the road signs, I can't help but admire that this shady village is remote enough, even the road signs are the ones of the seventies and have never been changed.

The car bounced on the mountain road for a while, and it turns out that a small village appeared right in front of us.

There are not many households in the village, there are about fifty or sixty households, and like most rural areas in China, there are uniform brick houses.

I remember Kaoru saying that the Buddha was buried under a great acacia tree at the entrance of the village.

I picked up the binoculars and looked around, and found that there were no great acacia trees in the village for over a hundred years, and even the acacia trees were bare. Not many, I wonder, were we in the wrong place?

He Yongfu answered with great certainty: "No mistake! This is the Village of Shadows. My mother used to come out of this village, and as for the great acacia tree you said, I think it might have died a long time ago. We can ask the village chief about the specific situation later. The village chief here is my aunt. ”

After that, He Yongfu went to the village.

I don't know why. I always feel a little weird. Is the mayor his uncle? What's the matter, how can an outsider be the mayor of a village so closed?

With such doubt, we have followed He Yongfu to the village chief's house.

The village chief is a rural man in his thirties, with a thick body and dark skin. As can be seen from his hands full of calluses, this is a hard-working crop man.

“Hello, Mayor.” He Yongfu came forward to say hello to the village chief.

The village chief smiled. “It's Yongfu, it's been a long time! ”

He Yongfu scratched his head and rushed out of his backpack as a gift: "Yeah, time flies. This is a gift I brought you from the city. ”

“Come on, you're welcome. ”

The mayor picked up something and his eyes smiled: "Come on, come on, come on in. ”

“Is Yongfu here?” A woman's loud voice came from the house and immediately came out of the house a rural woman in a cotton padded jacket.

“Hello Auntie.” He Yongfu stood up to greet the woman at first sight.

“All right, all right.” Rural women seem happy to see He Yongfu: “Sit down. Sit down. How's your mother doing? ”

“It's okay!” He Yongfu said: "I went on a trip to Taiwan the other day. ”

“Go to Taiwan.” Rural women hear the words' Tourism in Taiwan 'and their eyes flash: “Or is my sister blessed, like me, to stay in this bird-free place for the rest of her life? ”

For a while, we didn't even know what to say, or the village chief turned the subject off: “We have guests! Go make some tea. ”

After he sat in a small chair, he took out a cigarette gun and shoved it in his mouth, his eyes shining a little: “Yongfu, is something wrong this time? ”

He Yongfu looked at me overwhelmed, and I cleared my voice: “The village chief is a man of understanding, and I won't turn around anymore. Chief, this time we came to Yin Man Village to find something. ”

“What is it?” The village chief frowned and asked.

“Sit in a tank of flesh Buddha.” I said five words clearly.

As soon as the mayor heard it, he snapped, and the cigarette gun in his hand fell to the ground. The smiling expression just momentarily revealed a little hostility.

I couldn't help but be a little happy with the village chief's reaction.

Looks like the mayor is an acquaintance, and we've found the right place. The legend is true, the Buddha sitting in a tank is in this village!

“There's nothing here you want.” The mayor suddenly drove us away with a dark face: “Go! Leave this village. ”

I knew I had to rely on Li Mazi at this time. Now I'm making an eye out for him. Li Mazi hurriedly took out a hundred yuan of bills to compensate him: “Mayor, if people in the village are having a rough time, why don't you consider redeeming the baby for money? As long as you tell us where the Buddha is sitting, the money is yours. Once it's done, there's another $100,000 to thank. What do you think? ”

“Who wants your stinking money.” The mayor pushed Li Mazi away and shouted angrily: “I don't know what it means to sit in a cylinder. Buddha, get out, get out, get out! ”