Otherworldly Merchant

“Wait...” The old man shouted at us.

Li Mazi gave me a thumb up.

The old man bites his teeth and smashes the stick and says, "Okay, a million dollars is a million dollars! ”

After the price was negotiated, I heard Li Ma's stomach grunting. I thought I couldn't go to the cemetery tonight, so I rubbed another meal, and said: “Sir, as soon as we received the first call, we arrived at your house without stopping. We didn't have time for dinner. ”

The old man was a smart man and immediately said: "Amy, ask the maid to put dinner on the table. We have a guest tonight, ask the kitchen to add two dishes. ”

Speaking of the word 'VIP', the old man deliberately raised the volume and also meant looking at me deeply. Of course I understand he's being sarcastic, but I'm too lazy to compare him to see what I'm good at later.

The glasses girl made a gesture of invitation to us, coldly saying: "To eat, oh, no, to eat, please. ”

Yin Xinyue couldn't resist this moment even if she was cured. Anger rushed to argue, and I stopped her. Why did you have to bite a dog when it bit you? I had to reduce my identity.

The three of us came to the restaurant with the glasses, and the old man rang the bell, and immediately four servants pushed two food trucks.

When the plates are served on the table, I look at the richest man's platter, the autumn knife fish, the swallownest soup, the river pig and everything. A little on fire these two days, not interested in these light soup water, I put my hand directly into the plate with the spicy duck and tore off a big duck leg and ate it.

“How can you use your hands? It's so unhygienic, how can someone else eat it?” The glasses girl asked in surprise and anger.

I just ignored her, kept eating my duck leg, not long after kung fu, a whole spicy duck went into my stomach.

“Oh, my first long-time friend was so happy, they all sat together for dinner, I don't know what to call it yet?” The old man asked without a shadow.

I'm not a freakin 'hairy boy. How could I not understand what the old man said? He's just saying I'm rude.

I hit a hiccup and said with no concern: "You're welcome, my name is Zhang, just call me Zhang Jiulin. ”

I was too lazy to talk to these two low fathers and daughters. I went straight in and asked, "Sir, I'm fed up. Show me the haunted house! ”

The old man glanced at the glasses and said calmly, “Master Zhang, the haunted place is here, don't you see? ”

I turned a big white eye: "Sir, isn't that enough for you? This villa is not haunted at all, if you have to tell me the truth about the haunting here, then I don't mind having two ghosts come and play with you tonight. Though I can't do it longer than I did at first, there are a few evil spirits who can do whatever they want. ”

As soon as he heard this, the old man calmed down and he coughed embarrassingly twice: "Sorry, Master Zhang, that haunted villa is nearby, I'll take you there. ”

The villa in the mouth of the elderly, just on a nearby hill, should be located, digging a hill directly on the top of the hill, bigger than two football fields, more than the ancient monarch's mansion.

I couldn't help but feel sad: "Shit, rich people just love to toss! No wonder China's house prices are so high, all fired by these rich people...”

After sending us to the door, the old man and the glasses girl left their keys and refused to come in alive, afraid to wait until tomorrow morning to pick us up.

Me and Li Mazi and Yin Xinyue sent them away with funny eyes.

As soon as I opened the door with the key, I felt a gust of wind blowing out of the door and drilling straight into my neck. Yin Xinyue couldn't help but tighten her clothes and said: “The temperature on the mountain is colder than below the mountain. ”

This is a very luxurious villa, but unfortunately the furniture has fallen to dust and it looks like no one has lived in it for some time. I don't know why, ever since I stepped into this villa, besides feeling the strong yin, there was an unnamed emotion wrapped around my mind, and I suddenly remembered Fan, far from home, and lately I kept thinking about Fan, it seemed like it was time to take a look at him.

There was no noise in the empty living room.

I grabbed the switch and tapped, and the light didn't turn on. This is also my expectation, the house is so full of shame, nothing is bright...

At this moment, a shady wind blew over, causing goose bumps on my back, and the shady wind didn't stop, heading straight for the second floor of the villa.

I told Li Mazi and Yin Xinyue to stay on the ground floor and wait for me. I followed the wind slip to the second floor and entered a large room.

I found that thing hiding behind the curtains, it was spying on me, but it seemed afraid of me again, so I hid.

I understand that this time I brought the Ghost Chopper with me, and the average ghost naturally wouldn't dare come near me. But here comes the problem. How do I know what that ghost is trying to do if he doesn't dare come near me?

To lure it out, you have to show weakness! To think of it, I stuffed the ghost knife under the pillow, then shook the dust on the quilt, closed my eyes and pretended to sleep.

Through the moonlight, I found that as soon as I lay down, the ghost hiding behind the curtains slowly began to move...

My eyes were closed, but my ears stood up, listening carefully to any noise in the room, and I could even hear the curtains blown by the wind.

After a while, an icy hand hit me on the shoulder.

I pretended to be relaxed, as if my sleep had been disturbed. I grumbled impatiently: "Shh, don't be ridiculous! Be careful I hit you. ”

After that, I can't help laughing. I really admire my acting. I won't open an antique store in the future. I'll just go with Yin Xinyue to shoot the movie. Maybe I can still be the best actor.

Unexpectedly, the ghost actually sat carefully on the other side of the bed and dared not move.

How dare this ghost?

I deliberately said, "I'm cold. Get me a blanket. ”

After a while, I felt a shady wind blow over, and then a pillow fell on my stomach.

This ghost has no brain. I can't tell the difference between a blanket and a pillow. I can't help but laugh. I think the ghost I met was a monkey sent to make fun of me.

I pretended I didn't find it, and I continued, “Forget it, you got it wrong, I'll get it myself. ”

Suddenly the ghost revealed her original face, dressed in a white nightgown with long hair covering half her face and half her miserable white face with green pus.

The food in my stomach suddenly tumbled, and a bunch of sour water poured down my throat. I couldn't help but vomit.

The ghost pointed at me and sounded like a cassette: "Give me my child back, give me my child back. ”

Such a powerful ghost roams the world with resentment, and her every move is unreasonable. For a ghost like that, there's only one way, it's to fight! We'll talk about it after we get rid of her.

I sprinkled salt so fast that 89 out of 10 tiny white salt grains were sprinkled onto the female ghost.

Boom!

White smoke appeared on the female ghost, and a little black hole was burned by salt on the white nightgown, like a dense ant, making people look horrible.

The ghost twisted her body in agony, and her mouth screamed a tearing heart and lungs.

Its figure became more and more transparent and eventually turned into a hazy shadow lying on the ground. When I saw the ghost like this, I was a little impatient. I pressed the Ghost Slasher's knife with my hand and shouted, "If you are dead, why won't you give birth? Still plaguing the sun here? Do you know that harming a person can damage Yin De, maybe you will be thrown into eighteen layers of hell for this reason, and you will never be human? ”

The ghost kept her head down and cried, and she didn't answer my words.

I don't know why, I suddenly wanted to go over there and comfort her, but as soon as I got this idea, there were yells from Yoon Xinyue and Li Mazi downstairs.

It pulled me from obscurity back to reality, and I watched the ghost on the ground get angry. You son of a bitch, look at you. I'm ready to help you! Who knows you're not only grateful, but also trying to confuse me.

I was ready to teach this ghost a lesson.

When it was too late, the ghost suddenly jumped at me with a pussy, and a hair stung me like a needle!