Otherworldly Merchant

I took a deep breath before pressing the urge to strangle him.

Half a day after I said it, he knew the woman he'd never forgotten was a ghost! This IQ is a pig.

"You said you were in a mansion, and you woke up in the cemetery the next day, not a ghost, but something. You never thought about it yourself? ”

“No!” the little carpenter shook his head stubbornly: "When I returned to Back Creek Village, Shifu was dead, I had no mind for that. At the time, my mind was all about bringing Shifu's ashes home to be buried. I followed Master for many years and heard him mention that he was Henan and that he found me in Henan. I just don't know why, he took me north and south to make furniture, almost all over China, but he just didn't go back to Henan, every time he took a detour. ”

“Isn't that easy?” I looked at the toolkit in the corner and said: "The neighborhood is frightening, he must have an unknown past in Henan. ”

The little carpenter said: "The sudden death of the master did not leave a last word, but the master told me about the fall of leaves. So I cremated the master and prepared to send his ashes home. ”

“You have a little conscience.” Cold as frost rarely praised him.

The little carpenter sighed and said: "Master treats me well and I am the only family left. If I do not send him back, will he not be left alone? It was just not peaceful on the road. After leaving Xicun, I dreamed every night that the woman had come after me and asked me over and over again when I would marry her. More often than not, strange women came to me and said strange things to me, even two of them wanted to kill me. ”

“What?” I said slightly, “Are you saying there's already a lot of women on the way to kill you? ”

“Mmm!” the little carpenter pointed at the bruise on his neck. "Master, look! This was strangled by a woman at the long-distance bus station the other day. She was very strong, as if she wanted my life. Luckily, many people were there to help pull her away. ”

The ghost was so desperate to chase the little carpenter, she seemed so eager to marry him and even hurt the killer. After all, as long as the little carpenter died, it would make sense to spend eternity with her. This ghost, for her own sake, actually controls other people's thoughts and uses a knife to kill people, damn it! Fortunately, it didn't come in person, so the little carpenter got his life back.

Cold as frost obviously thought of this, she frowned and said: “There are ghosts, who are forcing people to marry, Zhang Dazhang is not going to take care of a tube? ”

Humph, the little girl dares to tease me.

I cleared my voice and said, "How dare I embarrass myself with the Tianshan Cold clan leader here? ”

Perhaps it was the elders who inspired the cold. She smiled happily and asked the little carpenter, "I don't know much about underage marriage, but since it's a bride price that should be mutual, she took your master's life and gave you something. ”

When the frost was over, the little carpenter shook a wooden comb out of his pocket: “That's the damn thing, it's evil! That night I used it to comb the female ghost hair. She gave me the wooden comb. She also said that she wished for a white head. After Master died, I lost the comb angrily. Whoever knows where I left it, the next morning it's bound to show up in my hands. I tried a lot of ways to bury it, burn it, smash it, and then there was no way, I had to put it in my pocket. ”

Looks like this is a vagina gift from a ghost to a little carpenter, and it's probably even a scrotum found on a gold compass!

Cold as frost placed the wooden comb on her palm and carefully studied, the golden compass pointer on her waist began to spin rapidly. After a while, cold as frost handed me the wooden comb and said: “It is a shady thing, and there is still a slight evil door. ”

I picked it up curiously, who knew what a strange force it had just felt, and then a woman screamed in my ear: "Are you looking for a wife? ”

Oh, shit!

Is this ghost hungry and crazy? Does she even know who I am?

I suddenly caught fire and was about to do it. All of a sudden, that voice changed, like a lot of noises, and I asked if I wanted to find my wife.

I listened carefully, the voice was getting louder and louder, but each one was clear and delicate, the listening people were so excited, I couldn't help but nod my head immediately to say yes.

Fortunately, the critical moment was as cold as frost reminded me: "Zhang Dazhang, are you all right? ”

I just came back to God and said, "It turns out that the evil door, it seems that this comb can cause hallucinations if it gets into the hands of a man, and this ghost doesn't seem easy. ”

“So what do we do?” Ask me in my arms as cold as frost.

“Now that we've met, let's just take care of it!” I patted the little carpenter on the shoulder and said, "With your luck, let's take you to the back creek village and help you solve this peach blossom luck for free. ”

I haven't finished my sentence yet, and the little carpenter has jumped up: "No, I'm not going to Back Creek Village. I'm never going to Back Creek Village again in my life! ”

What's got into this kid?

I wanted to say it again, but she was stopped by the frost, and she said to the little carpenter with a cold face: "Of course you can't choose, but if you don't, the ghost will haunt you for the rest of your life until you die. You can keep running and see if you can get far or if she's fast! ”

Dropping this sentence, the man with the sunglasses was ready to leave without returning as cold as frost. He saw that I was still standing still. Cold as frost said: “Why don't you go? ”

Without waiting for me to step, the little carpenter hugged my thigh: “I'll go! I'll show you! You guys help me. ”

He looked at me with pride and cold.

Little girl, you're scaring people like that for what you deserve!