Otherworldly Merchant

During this time, I was totally obsessed with cooking, and I always felt that frying and frying involved countless philosophies of life, which also pushed away a lot of the shady business.

Unfortunately, before I realized this, I left the kitchen in the store. Yoon Xinyue ordered me not to cook again.

When Li Mazi found out, he went to the door to ridicule me: “Big head, thick neck, not big money, what do you mean? Brother, you want both? You are a huge family now. You don't even look at the shady business. You go straight to the kitchen with your elbows..."

I kicked him out of the house.

However, Li Mazi's words succeeded in stimulating me.

I've always had a bit of a donkey temper, and in literary terms, that's stubbornness. If you don't think I can do it, I'll have to show you some grades and slap you loud with action! So I bought back a lot of recipes, and I started researching them without leaving the door open.

Perhaps I have a hidden gift in cooking, and soon I found it!

Yin Xinyue's attitude towards my work gradually changed from shock and anticipation, and expressed great remorse for the fact that a cooking novelist almost fell into her hands.

Given the sincerity of her misperceptions, I put a stop to her thoughts.

But my wife can't do it, Li Mazi and Mr. Bai will not be polite. Li Mazi's nose has shamelessly climbed the door since my cooking skills were greatly appreciated.

“Zhang Jia Xiao, I'm so sorry, I was so hard on you before, I'm sorry! ”

Said he was guilty, but became a dog cream that could not be driven away. He rubbed the meal by himself, then called Mr. Bai over, and my house completely fell into the dining room of a shady businessman. White boss is more human than Li Mazi, and occasionally brings ingredients such as garlic and peanut rice to prove that he doesn't come to eat empty-handed.

Do you want a face?

I am strongly dissatisfied with their arrival.

Li Mazi pulled me aside and asked seriously: "Brother, are we interrupting your couple's life? ”

I looked at Li Mazi with emotion, and for the first time I thought he could spit ivory out of his mouth, and he almost didn't piss me off with the next sentence.

“Aren't you busy building people with your sister-in-law lately? Although the state has a second child policy, you have to go as far as you can. After all, your body is your own, only tired cows, no farmland. ”

Li Mazi met with Teacher Xia twice over the past few days. She was almost squeezed dry and her facial yellow muscles were thin. Every day, she yelled at me to make more supplements for him.

I kicked my foot in his ass: "Mind your own business. If you keep doing this, I'll see you in the ground! ”

Li Mazi smiled silly: “That doesn't mean my brother's kidney is fine! ”

My cooking skills are improving every day, and Li Mazi was reluctant to move a single bed directly to my house. I couldn't stand it and decided to let him go with his tail clamped.

Li Mazi mercilessly begged me: “Brother Zhang Jia, let's go south all these years. We haven't eaten too much good food, but even a five-star chef is less skilled than you. The dishes you fry are very good for my taste. Brother, how honored do you say you are? ”

Well, I'm so honored that the honor is dying.

Although Yin Xinyue expressed great sympathy for what happened to me, she couldn't help it. Later, she simply ignored me under the pretext of filming. In her words, she said: "Let me leave the room for you to love and kill each other. ”

Love kills your sister!

After Yin Xinyue left, Li Mazi stuck to me more like a leech. I couldn't get rid of it.

Later, I was too lazy to struggle and gave up all my resistance. But the death penalty is inevitable, and I decided to change the law to torment him, often sending him back to buy some very difficult ingredients.

Li Mazi often held the purchase list and asked me, “Brother, what's the difference between this shallot and the onion? Where else am I gonna find you frozen persimmons this season? ”

“Don't talk nonsense, buy it quickly, let you buy something to whine about. Why didn't I see you like this when I ate? People don't have to come back if they can't buy it.” I threw my apron and went to the kitchen to figure out a new dish.

Li Mazi was reluctant to mumble out the door. At the end of the month, Li Mazi said that she was fine if she didn't come to rub her dinner. Since then, she has lost five kilograms of weight. Li Mazi looked at the data and was shocked: “Brother, you also said that Xia Qin was a black widow and I would die in her hands sooner or later. In my opinion, you are much tougher than her. I have lost 10 pounds in just one month. If I continue like this, I will not be far from glorious. ”

I patted him on the shoulder, comforting him: "Scared? Afraid you wouldn't come, nobody asked you to come to dinner. You lost five pounds? Do you know how much I spent this month eating? Exactly $30,000. ”

Li Mazi approached me with a smile: “Brother, the ancient language speaks well. He died under the red meat, and being a ghost is also a breeze. Don't say that you are a first-rate artisan, you just made a pot of arsenic cream, and I didn't even blink my eyes and swallow it. ”

“No arsenic water. I think I have a pack of rat pills left in my house. Should I flush them for you?” I asked.

Li Mazi was scared to hold his head and run.

Boss Bai is not as shameless as Li Mazi, but he also always comes at three turns. On this day, he walked into the door with a small, thin knife fish, and the thief smiled and said to me: "This is a fresh seaside knife fish brought in by air today. You smell it, and it has the scent of the sea. ”

Li Mazi looked at him with a grin: "Yes, it happened to be a kitten meal. ”

Boss Bai laughed a little less: “Some things are not much more expensive, more are not worth cherishing. This food and cliché actually makes sense, Zhang Dazhang, don't you think? ”

This old guy is still the same smart guy who talks all the time.

That evening, I experimented with the Buddha jumping wall, and as a result, Li Mazi and Mr. Bai could not walk. They could only stall me on the ground with their thumbs up.

Boss Bai came up with a very constructive idea: “Boss Zhang, why don't you buy the pub on the street too? With your craftsmanship, you will definitely earn a full bowl. When you open your eyes, let me join Li Mazi and earn some breadwinner money. ”

Although it was a compliment, I was shamelessly moved to really study the feasibility of the plan. I even took the time to go to that pub on the corner for a dark visit, hiding in the shade and observing the afternoon traffic.

Li Mazi commented on me: “Crazy, absolutely insane. ”

As a result, the opening of the tavern didn't advance in time, and a phone call from the northeast pulled my life back from the cook to the shady trader.

My hair is fat, this guy definitely deserves that name. Last time I saw him, he'd already weighed 200, and by now he'd probably reached the limit that humans couldn't cross?

Fatty thrust in the phone, things didn't really make sense, but with what I know about him, it must have been difficult. I asked for the address, booked the ticket directly, and took Li Mazi on the road.

Li Mazi was very dissatisfied with this: “Hey, don't grab me! I can't go. Otherwise, I wasn't there when Xia Qin was looking for me. She was so disappointed. ”

I despise this behavior of forgetfulness with all my heart: “I raised you for so long, it's time to send you on! ”

“Are you sending me on my way?” Li Mazi's face was frightened by me.