Otherworldly Merchant

The T-shirt man is probably the best friend I've ever had in my life, and after I briefly explained the situation, he sank halfway across the phone: “Listen to you, it should be a thousand years of tree demons, different trees and other races, once the demons are quite troublesome. Well, let me introduce you to a new friend, maybe he has a way of breaking it. ”

“All right, all right!” I promised it was particularly painful: "Bring people here quickly. ”

“Remember to split the reward equally.” T-shirt men's cold jokes are still so boring.

Knowing that I had hired a T-shirt man, Li Mazi was obviously relieved, and I asked him a little uncomfortably: “What do you mean? Don't you believe me? ”

“No, no.” Li Mazi's head shook like a wave drum: “How could I not believe you? But isn't it easier if there's someone who can help? ”

I hummed, “What's your hurry? ”

Li Mazi posted it to the thief and laughed: “Teacher Xia texted me to say she missed me. I thought I was afraid of her loneliness and cold. ”

“You, dead woman in bed sooner or later.” I looked despicably at him.

“I'd love to!” Instead of being ashamed, Li Mazi said with some pride: "Better than dying in the master's bed! ”

I have nothing to say about that.

Kobayashi Village did not harvest, we had to go back to the construction site. The T-shirt man called me and told me that he had booked a plane ticket and would be here this afternoon. I asked Li Mazi and Dasu to drive to the airport to pick up people. Li Mazi was dissatisfied with the allocation of personnel and looked at Dasu reluctantly: “With him? ”

“Why don't you stay with me and go with the Tree Demon...” I propose a second option.

Li Mazi hurriedly grabbed him and said: "No, no, no, no, I'll go get someone! If another stranger doesn't take it seriously, what if it pisses you off? ”

I laughed at old fat people and they were all a little speechless.

Li Mazi was probably so hungry that he simply washed his face and took Dasu to the road. When they drove away, Fatty asked me, "Are we going up the hill?” I can tell, his tone is worrying.

I laughed at him haha: “I'm scared of Li Mazi. We don't go up the hill, we just go around the hill. I don't believe there is only one village near Kobayashi Village, it would be nice to meet some old residents who have lived here for a long time. ”

Old Fatty was relieved, and the two of us took a quick walk along the mountain road.

Nevertheless, not to mention the village, not even one animal was seen.

I looked up and looked up at the old tree on the waist of the mountain!

Since I couldn't think of one, I had to wait for the T-shirt guy to show up. Almost in the evening, a T-shirt man in white with a sword came with a large monk.

This monk is short and fat, and his clothes are oily, and his open chest reveals dark chest hair. At this moment, he was holding a string of chicken butts in his hand. His mouth was full of oil and he kept whispering.

The T-shirt man couldn't help but smile and walk up to introduce me: “This is the brother of Master White Eyebrow Zen, we all call him Black Heart Monk. ”

Black-hearted monk suddenly scolded unhappily: "Let your mother's stinking shit go! My law is black, it's heartwarming.” I couldn't help but bite the chicken's ass: “Mmm, incense, what a grandmother's scent! ”

Probably because it was too big, he dropped a few cards in his full pocket.

I set my eyes on what uniforms seduction, stewardesses, part-time students, door-to-door service, massage and other pornographic - little cards.

I feel refreshed from time to time, and this is the first time I've seen a monk eat a chicken's ass, and the first time I've seen a monk like that.

I don't understand, White Eyebrow Zen master vegetarian life, mercy, how can there be such an unreliable brother?

I somehow looked at the T-shirt guy and wanted him to give me a reasonable explanation.

The T-shirt man was also a little embarrassed and pulled me aside with a black line: “Don't make a scene, the black heart monk practiced Vajra Zen and his strength wasn't under the white eyebrow. It's just a little vagrancy in life, but good in heart. ”

Blackheart monk also cooperated with his hands together ten times: “Eat a chicken, call a chicken, play with a chicken! The poor monk loves to shine light on the old hen, but also on the poor girl. Amitabha Buddha is blessed. ”

I was once again arrived by this ridiculous monk, and I really didn't feel good at all.

The T-shirt man patted me on the shoulder: "You can't trust him, can you? ”

I just put away my prejudice against Blackheart monks, and the T-shirt man continued: “On the way here, Li Mazi has briefly told me the situation. Blackheart monks mean that every time the millennium tree demons are the most powerful at night, so we have to stick to it until tomorrow anyway. ”

“How?” I'll be honest with you about last night: “Those rootstocks alone are so powerful, if the whole tree comes, you won't see me anymore. ”

“Rest assured, Blackhearted monks have their own way!” The T-shirt man finished and dragged me back to the shed.

Black-hearted monks had finished eating chicken butts, greasy hands smeared randomly on monks' robes, and then from that pile of colored = pornographic cards, some grass paper filled with Buddha, told Li Mazi and Fatty, Big Su several people to stick on the walls of the shed.

Blackhearted monks also deliberately advised: "Be careful and keep it neat! ”

Li Mazi nodded naturally with Fatty and Dasu, and concentrated on Buddha. The anti-Black Heart Monk is Tsuzu's delicious look at a Japanese woman-Yu magazine in her hand.

I couldn't help but smoke in the corner of my mouth.

Dasu drove to the city and brought back a lot of food. Fatty had a hand in this restaurant. Of course, he didn't need me to sell his skills, so Fatty expanded his hands and feet to make a table full of delicacies. Looking at the chicken and duck fish on the table, the black monk couldn't help but swallow the spit, his hands together ten words: “Amitabha Buddha, the poor monk has come to exceed you. ”

After that, I quickly copied up the chicken's butt and clipped it.

Hands are fast, no one can beat them!

It's late after dinner, Black Heart Monk and T-shirt men are discussing a tree demon in the morning, sleep early tonight. Because of last night's lesson, I couldn't sleep at all, I had to keep my eyes open and wait for the demon to arrive.

Near midnight, there was some movement underground, and I got nervous.

When the Buddha on the wall suddenly moved, each of them emitted a golden light, and the Buddha connected together, like a golden net to protect us in the center. The underground movement quickly disappeared, and the tree demon should have left.

I was relieved, and the black heart monk who snored like Ray looked a lot easier. He was a bit genuine. These Buddhas seemed casual, in fact, formed a powerful Vajra Demon Array.

The T-shirt man suddenly turned around and closed his eyes and said, "How's it going? Don't worry. ”

Turns out he knew I was worried, pretending to sleep all the time.

I stretched out a lazy waist and fell asleep in bed.