Otherworldly Merchant

I heard it was rich, and it was 10 million. Originally excited, the villagers ready to go to sleep got back together again, without having to rush me to brush together.

Liu Lao Liu first let several villagers set up a pile of bonfires and moved a chair himself to sit in the current position.

Later, he opened his mouth to fabricate nonsense.

He said that he was actually a director —— I think he was more of an actor and a full actress.

He came here for the purpose of finding the most primitive and simple village to make a documentary on the country sacrifice ancestors.

The blonde girl who escaped in the first half of the night was the actor in the crew, just to check, is the village honest and trustworthy? What about acting? It turns out that innocent villages are the best option. The camera will be here shortly, and the shooting will begin.

Once you're done, you'll get a $10 million bonus for hard work.

Don't tell me what this old man is really like, leaning against a chair, stitching his legs, playing with a fine slang, with a few words of unfamiliar Cantonese, it's just like that.

And then he called Jiang Daqi, and he introduced them to him, and he said, "This is a scribe and a landscaper." Let's set up the backdrop as soon as the cameras arrive!

Liu Lao Liu made up this lie seamlessly, I don't know how he came up with it, and he was able to enter the character so quickly.

Jiang Dayi is obviously not as skilled as Liu Lao Liu in the profound theory of deception, but building a altar is his old business.

After more than an hour, the altar is set up, Liu Lao Liu is talking nonsense again, saying that once this film is shown, your village will be famous all over the country, become a famous tourist attraction, any business can make a lot of money, at least ten yuan a roasted potato, not for sale for nine yuan! How much will it cost you to sleep in your cottage? Three hundred? It was the middle of the night! At least $800 for the whole night, and an appointment a week in advance, no late.

This is his bullshit, he hasn't been out much, and he hasn't seen the villagers of the world in a daze.

Another moment later, two dazzling lights flashed in the distance, followed by a horn.

A closer look revealed two cars.

There's a Hummer on the front and an off-road jeep on the back.

The villagers' gate looked at Liu Lao Liu's eyes with a little more respect.

Until the car was parked outside the crowd, a group of people came down from the car, there were people carrying cameras, there were money boxes, and they rushed over. The villagers' faces rose red, as if they had all seen the day when the innocent village was rich in oil.

The crowd was headed by a little fat man with fluttering hair and a stuck face.

“Master Six...” he rushed over in a hurry: "I brought the money and the cameras, and the crane started. It's on the way, it may take a while to get there. ”

“Mm-hmm.” Liu Lao Liu didn't lift his eyelids, but responded softly. Then the person carrying the money box said: "Bring the money. ”

The man hurried forward and handed over the case.

Liu Lao Liu opened two money boxes, shouted, and dumped a whole hundred new hundred dollar bills on the floor.

The villagers have never seen so much money. They look straight in the eye!

Liu Lao Liu stood up and said: "Okay, now let me tell you how this play works. ”

“O sacrificial ancestor, divide the two kinds of slaves. You have a girl in this village. What's your last name? The first name is the head of the house, the last name is the Danube family. The name of the Lord is eight million, the name of the slave is two million, and whoever is the Lord who is a slave, study it for yourselves, but there is only one minute. If you haven't decided after the expiration of the time, I will burn 10,000 yuan every 10 seconds. Okay, let's start the clock now. ”

Listen to him, not only the villagers and these people who later sent money to carry the camera, even Jiang Dayi and I have some hair, what kind of medicine does he sell in this gourd?

The villagers were somewhat obsessed at the outset and then argued violently.

Liu Lao Liu looked at it with interest and then stared at the phone for a while.

“Are we set? No, right?” As soon as he shook his hand, he picked up a bundle of hundred dollar bills and went into the fire, instantly burning paper ash.

“Not yet, huh?” Another bundle.

He didn't seem to care. It was 10,000 to shake hands, but the villagers had long since subconsciously taken the money for themselves, and it was a little heartbreaking to see him burn so badly.

After he burned more than a hundred thousand, the sister-in-law stood up and said: “Director Liu, we have a fixed name. The maiden name is the head of the house, and the ghost name is the Danube family. ”

“Well, good.” Liu Liu nodded with a smile, pointing to the driveway again: “See that car? It's called Hummer, and this car sells more than this pile of money, and now I'm going to pick a priest. Whoever gets elected to this car will own it, or the old rules will give you a minute, or I'll tear it apart. ”

After listening to the fat man, he swallowed his saliva furiously. Some of the heartbreaking straightening of his neck did not dare to squeak.

After listening, the villagers argued more intensely, only eight million is fine, two million is just for everyone, but now this car is for one person!

“Master Six, does this work? These villagers don't tease you together, get someone out, whoever gets the money is the whole village, why don't you just smash the scene? ”

Liu Lao Liu smiled: “Many times, the process is more important than the result. What I want to see is the process they discussed. From this, I can see that it is not important to choose what outcome. ”

Nobody stood up, Liu Lao Liu pulled out a thick stick from the campfire and walked to the front of the car, shouting: “It hasn't turned out yet, has it? ”

With a bang, the mirror was smashed down.

Pfft!

Another one!

The front windshield was also broken into pieces, but still glued together and still hadn't fallen off.

Every time he smashed it, the villagers' eyes were beating, and the fat man who sent the money was shaking closely.

“No! Don't smash it! Director Liu, we've chosen.” The sister-in-law stood up again and pushed a child forward.

Exactly her son.

“Oh, good, kid, you come here.” Liu Lao Liu dropped the stick in his hand and smiled and greeted him.

The child came over frightened, Liu Liu touched his head and asked: "How old are you? ”

“Eight years old. ”

“What's your name? ”

“Ghosts are safe. ”

Liu Lao six-faced and shouted, pulling a gun out of his back waist, banging on the dirt dog standing outside the crowd.

He didn't kill himself intentionally, and the dog screamed miserably.

The next second, Liu Lao Six turned his head and put it on the child's forehead!