Otoko Nara Ikkokuichijou no Aruji o Mezasa Nakya, ne?

September 3, 7451

"... don't neglect to pay attention to the psychological situation of your subordinates at that time"

In my words, the cadres nodded and took notes.

In the lecture room, there is a disturbing sound that runs through the ears.

The paper that can be purchased at aus is about the size of A4, and as a rule thousands of Z, it is inferior to the straw paper of previous generations, so it often gets caught on the nib.

Incidentally, parchment can be rewritten several times by scraping the surface, and it is a little more expensive than the paper of plant raw materials.

This kind of notebook use is not suitable because it can be expensive but it can be expensive.

"... in my previous life, there were research results that said," Most of the soldiers on the battlefield don't shoot enemies. "According to the main findings of the post-war interviews, more than 80% of the soldiers were unable to fire at the enemy."

That was the case in the famous book written by Grossman and Christensen.

However, it is the result of an investigation of US soldiers who served in World War II, the Korean War, and the early Vietnam War.

Well, similar surveys have been conducted in other countries, including Japan, and although the results are slightly different, it is said that a certain level of trust can be placed in the surveys of Grossmann and others.

"... I know it's not a pretty story, but incontinence on the battlefield is also a big problem... it seems that some of you remember it."

Besides Marie, Associate Lord Barson had a subtle expression on his face.

I wasn't on the battlefield either, but I was scared when I confronted monsters, so I took a leak.

"It's nothing to be ashamed of. According to the results of the investigation, in this big battle, the victorious faction... In my previous life, I was the most powerful country in the world, and it was said that even if one country and all other countries fought together, that country would win...."

That said, it's a nuance that only passes to reincarnators like Mizuchi, Claw, and Marie.

I don't quite understand how big the world is for people like Valute and ordinary people in Oasis.

I don't think the Lombard Kingdom (without me) is going to be able to hold the line - I'm not saying we can win. Just keep it up---but it seems like you'll lose first if you're in front of three.

"A quarter of the soldiers in such a powerful country also admitted to having experience of urinary incontinence, and an eighth admitted to having experience of major incontinence... Incidentally, there was a powerful king who unified the country about 400 years before I was born in my previous country." He is also experiencing incontinence in a retreating battle. In order to make this experience a springboard, he dared to leave a pathetic, frowned portrait of him leaking his poop. After that, he even advised the housemates that "the underwear is not white, and the yellow is less dirty".

I'm a little glad there's someone who can react to a joke.

"In addition, the number of a quarter or an eighth is the average of all the soldiers surveyed." When I confined myself to the unit that fought the enemy directly, the number doubled on both sides. In other words, half of those who fought on the front line have experienced urinary incontinence, and one in four have experienced major incontinence. That's why people like that are very normal. Don't laugh at your men, even if they were like that. Instruct them to keep it clean after the battle. If someone in your unit is good at Water Magic, it might be a good idea to order them to splash water over everyone's heads..... "

I once did it to Ralpha, who had been intertwined with Roper's tentacles and incontinent in Balduk's labyrinth.

He didn't thank me for that, but I felt a little bit more quiet afterwards.

"In addition, please note that this is not a result of summarizing the answers to the survey. Some people think that they are" embarrassed "or" humiliating "to confess that they have incontinence, and it is very likely that some people do not acknowledge the fact that they have incontinence. If you think about it, you should definitely think that people who don't have incontinence are a minority."

It seems that there were many people who were incontinent in the Japanese army.

In the Southern Front, people suffer from diarrhea due to malaria, etc., and the fact that the ass part of the military uniform was cut into a large U-shape so that it could be used immediately is a credit. Even if it is a battle, it is said that it is almost untidy by just shifting the hammer a little.

Of course, we also know that this incontinence decreases as the number of battlegrounds experienced increases.

The point is, the number of spots.

Huh?

It looked like Lord Valluto and Lord Camry both had incontinence.

Mizuchi and Claw look cool.

Claws may have belonged to a minority, but Mizuchi's combat training... no, they were both dripping when he fought the Shadow Dragon... like that? Was it different?

Well, it might have [Roar] 's effect.

Indeed, when she first fought Hondo Bear in Berkud, Kelly was not incontinent even though she was in a state of complete panic with [Roar].

Maybe the dragon was a little different from the [Roaring Type]... I don't care.

"However, once the battle is over and the excitement has calmed down, most people won't want to know that they have incontinence." You'll be grateful for the watering at that time later..... "

I noticed that I had forgotten one thing when I talked to you so far.

Originally, it was a training material that should have been incorporated into regular Emui training, but the Knightsmen and the people of Ossetia, anyway, when I looked at Tris and Loric, my Buddhist mind came out, and it was a mess.

It was about time to cut, and I was about to start adjusting my health in time.

"Then, I'll leave today's lecture to this point." Assemble at the training ground with Class I Emui gear by 15 minutes each. "



The cadet Emy had the training students do endless runs, and I was walking around the sergeant's house in a small carriage loaded with large wooden boxes.

Of course, we are procuring what we need to train our executives.

"I'm sorry."

“No, I'm sorry this is all that's left.”

"No, we're all set. Thank goodness."

It should be noted that the procurement was completed by going around a dozen or three houses, including Immoulake, who runs the ranch.

It took a lot of work, but I went back to the Knights' headquarters because I had all the numbers I needed.

It's almost dusk.

Can you hear the call when you get close to the Knights' headquarters? I thought so, but I passed through the gate and heard that I was about to go around the headquarters building (although it would be better for me to call it a kindergarten).

In order not to skip, I had a young soldier watching me while I was busy, but I guess I kept running without skipping.

Alright, end of the run! Rally!

When I jumped out of the carriage and yelled at them, the students rushed towards me in a helpless footsteps, saying "Emui".

They are lined up in a row.

I carefully lowered the heavy wooden box from the carriage and put it next to me.

Although it is a wooden box, the sides and the ceiling are not completely blocked, and it is covered with a wide board, but the contents are well visible from the gap.

Everyone had a strange expression when they saw the contents that did not match the scene.

“Emily Greede, step forward.”

MEEE!

"Choose what you like."

Eh, MEEE!

Mizuchi's face was dizzy.

Mizuchi chose a cheerful, pure white guy.

"Get back in line."

MEEE!

Mizuchi returned to the line with a pure white puppy in his arms.

“MEE-VALUATE, one step ahead”

"Choose what you like."

MEEE!

Valute chose a white and brown puppy.

And Camry is a black puppy.

Varson is a light brown puppy.

Claw is a brown puppy.

Marie is a black and white puppy.

"All I've just given you are puppies who are more than two months old and less than three months old." During this Emui training, make your men love your dog as you love them! "

MEEE!

The sweaty, exhausted faces of the students seemed to be energized by holding their adorable puppies.

"And the puppy is your partner (Buddy)." If you don't take good care of her, she might get sick or die, so be careful about her health! "

MEEE!

In the Emui training that Tris did until last month, he teamed up with his partner (Buddy) among the training students.

But this time, he hasn't announced his partner (Buddy) yet.

According to the strength test I was doing two days ago, I thought that Mizuchi had pulled too far away from the others and it was difficult to combine them competently. Since Claw and Marie were husband and wife, I wanted to separate them separately, but either because they were co-reincarnated or because they were still young. After all, I was confused about the combination with a better result than the other three.

The students seemed to be wondering about the matter, and some people were convinced that the handing out of the puppy was "I see."

"I'll give you a name first." The training of the day is over! Dismissed! "

With the slightly joyful reply of "Emy", I quickly loaded the crate into the carriage and sat down on the stand and put the whip in.

I'm sorry.



In the evening.

A barracks where Emui training students sleep.

What name did the deputy commander give you?

Seeing Valute come out of the shower room with a refreshing face, Claw hugged her puppy and stroked her head as she called out.

"Yeah, I decided to make him Cooper."

Valute answers as she smiles at the white and brown puppy that still wraps around Valute's legs with a towel.

"Is that Cooper? I made it a tallow."

After listening to Lord Valluto's conversation with Claw, if Lord Camry takes off his clothes to take a shower, he says, "I haven't decided yet... this one looks like a slut and I'm thinking of making it Julie, but what do you think?" I grabbed a towel.

"That's a good name."

"It's easy to call, isn't it?"

"Do you think so after all? Well, I guess I'll call Julie. Come on, come on, Julie, let's wash your body."

That's what Brigadier Camry said when he hugged Julie.

Kyuuuuuuuuu

Julie shouted in disgust.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

As he hung the towel in his hand around his neck, Lord Camry lifted Julie up with both hands and peered into his face.

Julie licked the tip of her nose.

Whoa, hey, stop it.

Commodore Camry, who usually had a sloppy face, gave Julie a cheekful as he stunnedly stepped back.

"Ah, are you hungry?"

When Julie said the cucumber, she looked at it head-on again, and Brigadier Camry said.

"The puppy often feeds the parent dog's milk... what should I do...?"

As Claw changed his expression and said, Lord Valute also raised the speed of his hand to wipe his head in a hurry.

"I don't have any milk!?"

The three panicked, judging from the state of the puppy, immediately decided not to starve.

I decided not to take a shower, but to give it to Lord Claw and Lord Camry, who had not yet taken a shower, and to go to the cafeteria at the headquarters of the Knights.



The three men who were going around the back of the cafeteria began to negotiate with the caterer about feeding the puppies.

"If you leave your dog alone, you'll find something to eat on your own..."

The dogs of this era are not much cherished, except for those kept by some nobles in Doraku.

At most, farmhouses with pigs and chickens, shepherds, and a handful of ranches are kept as watchdogs and sheepdogs.

If you see dogs in the streets, most of them are wild dogs.

Many heads are born at a time, and it is enough for one or two of them to grow large.

The only thing that seems to grow up bad is that it can be abandoned, or if there are people who want it, they will give it to me.

"Cooper is still a puppy!?"

"Even Julie can't find bait by herself!"

The caterer's eyes turned black and white when he spoke to the great knights of the Knights.

In the first place, it is not generally valued, so few people know what kind of food to feed the puppies.

“You don't have any milk or anything? It looks like the tallow is hungry."

The caterer remembers saying that to Claw.

Recently, the Commander of the Knights himself put the milk in a small water bottle and said, "I'm giving it to you. I think there will be some who want it, so please stew the crushed wheat and share it."

If you want milk, I have it.

Claw's eyes glistened at the caterer's words.

Give it to me!

The caterer replies to the claws, "Let's make a stew of wheat milk."

Mizuchi, Brigadier Barson, and Marie also came to that place.

All three have puppies.