Oukoku e Tsuzuku Michi
SP Battle of Pumpkin ~ Birthday Edition ~
"" Thank you so much!!
I wave my hands to the couple with their heads down so close to the ground that I leave in refreshment.
My wife was going out to make a living in King's Landing, but there was a lot of trouble.
That's where I got involved, and after saving him, I sent him home.
"I wish I'd never see you again when I can't reach you again... honey"
"Me too, darling. It's been a long time since we've had a bed together."
It was an overnight journey from King's Landing to here by coach, but there were so many things I had to sneak off.
"Of course I'm happy, but suddenly, honey."
"Love burns suddenly, darling. Let's love each other plenty. Never let me out."
The couple kisses intensely before returning home.
The woman looked back and raised her thumb to me, so I'll drop her off as well.
Fortunately, my husband and I have the same color of hair and eyes, so it seems okay.
"Well, I'm done."
It's time for the evening.
"There's no need to hurry home. Want to stay in the right place?"
More or less recently, duties have been assigned to various bureaucrats, and there is little work as a king.
Even the judgment push, which was a daily routine during the Rafen era, did not go around saying that there were few cases that would be directly decided by the King.
That's why I have plenty of time, but no matter where I go, I can't play properly because I'm afraid of the king's acting too much. It is a good distraction to take a little trip.
"I'm sure the name of this town... was the town of Tunoge about this subtle development"
This is the first time I stopped by, but I only knew the name because it was close to the resort where my family often went.
Anastasia seems to like this resort and has been using it frequently by herself lately.
I thought if there was a whore standing on the corner looking for a nice place to stay... instead of a street whore, there wouldn't be anybody on the street. Tunoge is a delicate town, but it shouldn't be lonely enough to be idle in the evening.
"The evening has already begun because of your long shit! If you miss your eyeballs, you're in trouble!
"Sorry, sorry. If you win today, I'll buy you dinner."
The men ran in a noise.
When I followed him, a full-fledged arena surrounded by a large fence appeared just next to the town.
Most of the decathlon seating is filled, the bronze barrel is sounded, and every time the sound of the sword sounds, a loud cheer is raised.
The arena itself is not uncommon, but I didn't think the subtle town of Tunoge had such authenticity. Whether or not there is anything like this in the city of the regional hub.
It seems that there were no people on the street because many residents were gathered here.
Wait a minute.
The guards will stop you when you try to get in.
The guards only checked if I had a weapon and let me through.
"Is this all for free?
It's getting weirder.
King's Landing doesn't make sense to take silver coins.
As soon as I got to my seat, the battle settled.
One warrior fell down with a sword on his shoulder.
"I dropped the blade properly and there is a referee. It seems to be a decent place."
Couldn't it have been a dark arena when I first saw it coming in?
Still, I don't remember this place at all.
Until I was told that the local arena was out of the king's ear.
Twenty minutes and thirty seconds, Super Warrior Maslan's victory! Winner bet is 1.3 times, Bet in three minutes is 4.5...
It's a betting game.
You need to report to the Kingdom and pay taxes in order to open a stadium where you can bet.
And Adolf barely gives new permits to the security fever.
"Hahaha, is this your first time here, brother?
A middle-aged man talked to me as if I had a complicated face.
"Other gambling games are completely black, or are there no real or interesting gambling games managed by officials? But not here. It's a place where everyone can enjoy both fun and authenticity."
"If officials sniff at you, you're done, right?
As far as I'm concerned, if I don't show you the blood of a child or kill a woman, I think I can take my bets seriously. But Adolf and his men don't think so, and if they find something like this, they'll destroy it right away.
It would be impossible to hide such a facility from local officials and deputies.
"Don't worry. There's a big guy in the back here. Guards and deputies can't help it."
You're starting to feel restless.
I take a good look at gambling, but I don't think so if the big guys are keeping the officials of the kingdom quiet.
"Today's main battle is twenty consecutive unsuccessful battles. Maybe he'll come to watch the game."
Hmm.
I sit down in the guest seat.
Let's see who he is and who he is.
The main game seems to be in the second half, and the other games will be played one after the other.
"Hmm... well, here's the thing."
I watch the game with a lack of time. [M]
The sword dropped the blade and the spear rounded the tip.
Axes and hammers are wrapped in flat trees and cloth to prevent the death.
"... that would have been decided. Why are you swinging in the sky, asshole?"
I bought only one bet card to see if it looked suspicious.
All contestants are tough men with no shackles or collars.
A portion of the bet was awarded after the match, and it seems to be those who are competing for it.
"Ah, what should I do with someone younger than myself? I wish I could keep my distance and beat him down!
I throw away a bill of missing silver.
The winning warrior appeals to the audience and a great cheer ensues.
No one has died so far, and women and children are watching the game as usual, so it's true everywhere.
"You idiot!! Don't point your swords at each other! If you don't have the skills, think and fight!
I grab a bill of gold and throw it away, call the seller, and shove barley and baked goods into my mouth.
I bet my entrance fee goes up just like this.
Once you bet, whether you win or lose, you want alcohol and food, and sellers come to you conveniently.
"Sure, brother. You're losing so much again... Maybe you should go home for your wallet. It's not unusual to fly gold coins in one go."
"That's right... I don't think I have any luck, so let's go around here."
A gentle middle-aged man taught me to stand up and go to the exit.
"No, you're not! What are you gonna do when you're done gambling?
I was so enthusiastic that I forgot my original purpose.
I buy alcohol from the seller and go back to my seat.
The middle-aged man shook his head slightly with his eyes closed.
Well, here's the game you'll be most excited about! The overwhelming rigor is like His Majesty the King! The Muscle Magus! That smile is like a rose flower to intercept! The mightiest of your sons--! We won twenty consecutive victories from each other. "
"Oops. Looks like you're here."
I buy the Muscle Magus bill in gold and follow the middle-aged man's gaze.
The big guy who came to the VIP seat with the formal escort had an atmosphere that could be seen at a glance.
"She" is clearly smaller than her surroundings. Even though she is still just over ten years old, her overdressed face feels more intimidating than her youthfulness.
Barley liquor flows into the trachea, and a middle-aged man and the alcohol that sprays around him descend on his cough.
"He's the one who shuts up the crying child. His Majesty's breath - wow! You're here!
I scream before I blame.
"Anastasia!
What the hell is he doing telling me he's going to the nursing home yesterday?
It was Anastasia who sat in the VIP seat without expression, but I clearly understood that my eyes were not going to show excitement and pleasure to my face.
The game begins waiting for Anastasia's seat.
It was Anastasia who was an adult at first, but gradually he got excited and put his foot on the seat, and when the muscles were hunting down the prince, he raised his arm... and when he saw the movement of his mouth, he called "Kill".
Finally, when the muscles suffered a major inversion loss, they kicked up the chair and grabbed with their bare hands the whole grill of turkey that would have been picked out while watching the game gracefully.
I don't see any other family, especially nonna, so I can do whatever I want.
……
I'll hold my head.
With Anastasia liver, you can't say anything about Tunoge officials, guards, or deputies.
If Adolf finds out, she can stop it, but Anna is hiding something she's good at because she's especially smart among the kids.
"Let Nonna know and I'll smack you in the ass... no, wait."
Consider why Anastasia became a fighter.
Isn't it me who made her into a fighter?
Show it to me once when I was a kid, and every time I cheered enthusiastically afterwards, I stole non-naked eyes and fought dogs, chickens, bulls...
"Don't let me slap you in the ass with you."
Incidentally, it's a good memory that when I took her to the sap fights to change her hobbies, she was pinched with a walnut splitter. I still remember Anastasia's expression staring at the broken walnut splitter.
"Anyway, let me show you my face."
I stood up for the VIP seat and trembled.
Before that, I must pee. I drank too much. "
If you pee while scolding Anastasia, there's nothing to be persuaded of.
I went to the toilet and there was a line of snakes just after the eyeballs match.
If I stay in line, it leaks.
I'm leaving the toilet and heading in a less crowded direction.
This is a warehouse. Thanks to the right pillars..... "
Take things and pee toward the pillars.
I'm coming out. I'm coming out. That's a lot.
"Can Anastasia be a little more elegant at all? Oops, I flew into my hand."
Release the rest while wiping the hem of the garment.
"If you don't have your family's eyes, you'll act like you don't have anything to eat. I'm in trouble."
Oops, I was about to take a piss.
Now, when I try to get back, I hear people in the warehouse.
I wonder if I'll be ready for the next fight.
"--Because I'm a patient, the guards..."
"--ransom ---"
I immediately get drunk and clear my ears. [M]
"Just in case, I keep an eye on the streets."
"We've gathered enough of our people. Even though the guards are skilled, a few will not be a problem."
"I can take half a million gold coins for ransom. If you take it and sell it to the Federation, you'll get more money."
The voices of the warehouse are heard.
At the same time, an unseen killer leaked out of my body.
"Princess Anastasia kidnapped. Final game of the night club as scheduled - who is it?
As I walked away from the door, three men with harsh eyes popped out.
"Listen to what I'm saying..."
One of them stops at me.
"No? I wonder if the toilet is already empty, because it's too late... hahaha"
Answering fluffily, the second person slaps his tongue and diverts his eyes.
"You drunk... you're pissing on pillars."
The third person pushes me on the shoulder.
"The toilet is over there. I can't believe this place... looks like a log to you."
I burst out laughing and wandering off the spot.
And he ate his teeth after he left the arena.
When I opened my hand, the metal bill was bent to the shape of my finger.
"Kidnapping Anna?
It's easy to jump in there and ground everyone.
But I heard you already had company.
Killing three people on that spot could speed up the plan or trigger an outbreak.
I wish they'd come after me.
But if Anastasia is the target, I can't be reckless.
Killing them all means nothing to her.
"The final battle of the night....."
Pull the metal plate written on the game schedule out of the wall.
"The night part is a winning battle... thank you for being full yesterday and yesterday..."
Anastasia and her guards can't move if they set up in a fully-staffed arena.
It's easy to get a lot of raiders into the audience. This way, you can't handle it with a handcrafted escort.
From a distance, Anastasia has... only five guards.
Normally they'll have at least 20 to 30, but he sent the rest of them to the resort so they wouldn't disguise themselves.
"I'll let you go now....."
Shake your neck sideways after putting it in your mouth.
He said there were guards on the streets.
We should refrain from attacking him if the aim is to kidnap him, but we don't know what to do if we realize the plan has collapsed.
The sun is already falling. One of the arrows released from the shade of the grass at night won't catch a drop if it hits Anastasia.
"Well then, I'll jump into the club at night and recruit participants. You'll get to sign the worst death consent form for free. Slaves and minors are not allowed to participate."
I look at the receptionist's prolonged voice.
As before, I don't know how the whole situation is when I'm in the audience seat.
In the event of an attack, the audience will not be able to reach the VIP seat if they run away.
"But if you stay in the arena...."
I run toward the receptionist.
Then it stops suddenly.
"If someone knew my face... Anna would have noticed and reacted before that."
That could still lead to a raider eruption.
"Pumpkins are cheap for pumpkin festivals. The big one is two pieces of copper."
Pumpkin boy pulling a wagon...
Remember what Leopold said.
Where can I hide the tree securely?
It's not in the woods. You can plant it in a pile and a pile of gold.
The gold nuggets took away my eyes and I didn't notice the tree standing proudly.
"This is it!
Obesity Middle-aged Warrior Wakarase sinks! Old Warrior Jiji has no way of making it before he launches a series of attacks! "If the opponent is a slut..." I left a meaningless dialogue and collapsed!! "
Looks like it's settled for the last game.
I see the sword I borrowed for the next match.
A single-handed sword with a blade dropped doesn't depend as lightly as a feather, but if I use a hammer or something, I'll pinch a tree, wrap a cloth around it and kill the opponent.
Don't draw as much attention as you can.
That's why I've been disguising myself.
But you can't lose because you have to stay in the arena until the final battle.
Now the next game... is with the female spear-masturbator Amazo who has the synonym of a female leopard...
"Hey, are you sure you want to go in that outfit?
The guards were pulling me in when I was about to enter.
"I had to show my face because of the circumstances. The rules don't matter if it's masked."
"No... it's fine as a rule... it's too good... if you're good, I won't say anything anymore"
I'll go in after I tilt my neck to say he's weird.
Arena flowers, jumping in - fighting pumpkins, battle pumpkins ─ yeah......
The reality makes a loud voice out of strength.
"Ahahahaha! What the hell! You look good. Hey."
"It's also the flavor of jumping in when the asshole who wants to receive it comes out! It would be so funny if Gatai was good."
"Nah, you're rubbing your pants too much... you're putting something in there, you pervert"
There was a mix of laughter from the guest seat and a curse to be serious.
"Is that weird?
I'll see what I look like again.
She is wearing a large pumpkin that has been poured out of her head to hide her face.
Other than that, I only wear pants.
Anastasia, who knows my travel clothes, took them off just in case and didn't have time to buy a replacement. That's not much, so I happen to buy a worn cloth from a beggar who was sleeping outside and weave it instead of a cape.
The umpire will call me and the lady spear in the middle.
Anastasia seems to be eating all the food and watching the game properly.
……
You think the spear lady is joking? She stares at me openly.
She seems to have hurt her pride.
The game begins at the referee's signal.
"--Take aim, go away!
The spearhead jumped and stuck his spear in a blink of an eye.
Excellent move. It is not common to train so far.
Then it would be polite for me to deal with him well.
I lean against the tip of the spear I pulled last time.
"Ha!?
The spearhead leaks.
The spear that penetrates can be turned left and right, but it does not apply force even if it is moved up and down.
Then the next hand is...
"Here we go!
A spearhead rushing in with a thrusting momentum came to his knees.
Beautiful legs, forged.
Of course I knew it, so I grabbed it gently and let it go.
The spear landed twice in the air.
"This guy looks like a joke, he can do it!
A spear who repositions his spear.
"Haah!
I shouted with a mood scream.
The first shot looked good, the second hit was feint, the third hit was a breakdown in the system of pretending to target the foot, and the fourth shot was...
"Destiny"
I only seriously dodged the fourth shot and swore off the spearhead's foot when I stepped on it.
The spear player jumps and dodges, but that's the end of it. If he jumps, he can't change his movements.
I grab the spear collar, pull it down, and stick a sword to my neck.
"... I lost."
The spearman drops his shoulders, and I help him get up.
"Yikes!
"Oops, it's too powerful."
I pushed too hard to hold it... pretending to touch my chest and my groin.
Nice, tight body.
The lady spear wiped it out with malice... and gently touched her chest plate.
After the game, I'll unlock 115 in front of the inn.
What do you say?
It's hard if you swell your pants.
It's just the end, Winner Battle Pumpkin! He looks like a clown and he's incredibly strong! This is an interesting dive!
The reality flourishes, and the cheers echo from the arena.
Here Anastasia stood up.
Looks like you're staring at me.
Um, please wait? A little... oh Battle Pumpkin, sexual activity in the arena is penalized! You cannot carry weapons from the next match!
"Of course not...."
When I saw Anastasia, I looked down with disdainful eyes and saw the movement of scratching my fingers against my throat.
Apparently, the next time we do it, we'll execute him.
After all, the clown was a clown! Watch pumpkins in the next game!
Say whatever you like.
Bare hands or whatever, to protect Anastasia, I will definitely win.