Outaishihi ni Nante Naritakunai!!

"...... keep swinging around here, that's what I often say." First of all, I think you can make me some tea. "

Eh, because I'm thirsty.

"...... Tsk. Hold on a second. I want to complain about the fact that I've taken it upon myself to make someone's house a meeting place."

Millionaires stood up and Mr. Derris left the room. That's what Maeza says to her.

"Because you can't help it." There was no other place that seemed good. I can't tell Wilhelm's prince and his wife to come to our workshop, and Amatsuki just came to Wilhelm. No matter what I thought, your house was a good fit. "

"... haa"

A heavy sigh was heard from the next room, and she smiled unexpectedly.

After a while, Mr. Derris brings you tea. I peeked into the contents of the distributed tea, but it was normal. Light green tea. I think it is green tea today, but it is difficult for me to have it. The moment I put it in my mouth, an unexpected and intense taste burned my throat.

"Ah!?"

I thought it was a miracle that it didn't come out.

Extreme blue odor and bitterness spread in the mouth. I burned my throat. Even though it only looked like liquid, it was tangled in my throat and it was disgusting. Maybe the stimulus was too strong. My tongue is tingling and numb.

This shock came to a place where I hadn't stood at all. It was sunk by the power of Mr. Derris' tea.

"Ugh... ah..."

I managed to swallow it. I held my throat to my disgust.

This is... terrible.

Speaking of which, I recall something like this happening before.

That was when I went with Cain to see Mr. Derris.

I thought that green tea came out, and after drinking it, I cried at the intense taste of boiling green juice.

I completely forgot about that time and wasn't vigilant.

Mr. Derris knew that he was the one who would do this kind of thing.

”Ka... hah... ah...”

I looked at Freed and Zion as they trembled. They didn't speak out either, but they were desperate. Especially since Theon was new to Delice's tea, the shock seemed to be considerable. She had a face that wasn't poisoned.

I said desperately to dispel the misunderstanding.

"Ah, well... Derris-san has a different name for the drug witch... but the tea itself is very effective... so... it's never poisoned or anything like that..."

I also tell you while fighting the bitterness that entangles my throat. Seeing Freed's reaction, Theon nodded bitterly, convinced that he wasn't alone. But it's a strong bitterness and smell.

It's disgusting to stay in your tongue for so long.

"Fu, Freed, are you okay?"

Now I'll call my husband. Fried managed to nod as he shook his body.

It wasn't like the perfectly indefinite prince was desperate. However, I could only agree that I would be experiencing the same suffering in its current form.

Freed looks at me. I felt my eyes oozing with tears.... I see.

"... I'm fine... I'm fine. It's not the first time I've had a cup of Delice-sama's tea." But this is..... "

Yeah, that's great. I might be new to this level, too.

The inside of my mouth is disgusting.

I saw Delice serving me this tea with a bitter smile. She put a new cup on the table as if she had waited when my eyes met.

"Water. Want a drink?"

"Definitely...!"

I also handed it out to Freed and Theon. When I drank a glass of water, the smell finally subsided. At the same time, I think my body has become lighter.

"Ah....."

"Today's efficacy is recovery from fatigue." You must be tired of being called an international conference, right? I think it's the right tea for you guys right now. "

Mr. Derris with a mean look. I do think you're relieved of your fatigue, but would it be a luxury to want you to say that first? I think she knows that the shock is completely different if she is not ready for it.

No, I knew it was possible, but it was my fault for not being vigilant.

"... it was a feast. It was amazing, it tasted amazing."

I can't say it's delicious even if my mouth is torn. Describing it as amazing, Derris laughed amusedly.

"Well, I guess so. I'm also harassing Meissa."

"Eh..."

Speaking of which, where's Maeza?

When I thought that Maeza-san, who was sitting next to Derris, was no longer visible, I heard a moan coming from the floor.

"What... this. I told you I hate bad tea..."

Maeza-san is thrusting her hand against the floor with tears. Apparently, he couldn't even sit down. Maybe she didn't like it, but she was in a spitting pose.

I stared at Mr. Derris.

"Water... Derris, bring me water too"

"No, you stay the same." You don't seem to reflect at all. It's better to look at the eyes that hurt a little. "

"A little!? This kind of poison is even more delicious!"

Good medicine is hard on your mouth.

Shit!

Maisa complained, but her voice was somewhat weak because of the taste. Knowing that she could not get water from Mr. Derris, she stood up and sat back in her chair with a sinister face.

Needless to say, I moved my lips.

"What if it's really fucking creepy?"

"I mixed the worst smelly and unpleasant medicinal herbs." Of course I do. "

"Oh, my God. You can't just get these kids involved in harassing me."

“Don't worry, Lidi is used to my tea.”

I think they saw us.

Certainly, if they say you're used to it, you're used to it, but I really want you to stop imitating sudden terrorism like this.

"Um... if possible, it would be helpful if you could say that first for a bad cup of tea."

I don't say I don't drink the tea because I know it is the favor of Mr. Derris, but at least I want you to tell me what kind of tea it is. With that feeling in mind, Mr. Derris said strangely.

"If I told you, it wouldn't be interesting. I want to see your amazing faces."

……

Apparently, Derris was enjoying our reaction as well as harassing Maeza.

From now on, even if the smell and appearance of the tea from Mr. Derris are normal, I will drink it with my heart.

I don't think I'm going to be too busy thinking that it's okay.

- Yeah.

I carved the word "guarded enemies" into my heart.