Outaishihi ni Nante Naritakunai!!

"Liddy, come here."

A while after I decided to get engaged to Fried, my father called me.

"Yes, what would it be? Father."

"Hmm. I have something I need to tell you"

I often had a bad feeling about my father speaking a lot.

"... what are you talking about"

"You will soon be celebrating the ritual of marriage to Your Highness. We need to finally tell this country how men and women behave."

"How men and women behave......"

That's the word Fried used to say when we met.

"That's right. You can think of it as a basic rule about how men and women hang out.

You'll be ashamed if I don't know this. Listen carefully. "

"... in common sense, I feel like something you should have told me before..."

"... especially not when it's decided"

"Really..."

I have an obvious desire to pursue a distracted father, but I'm concerned about the content for now. The story comes from that.

"Well, maybe I don't have to explain it to you now, but this is also a parental duty. Listen carefully."

Hilariously, I felt blinded by the 'Wang Hua' I was hiding now.

No, it's not your fault.

If you have experience, I know you do, but I'll explain it to you for once, and I can hear my father's heart.

I sighed and encouraged the conversation.

If you want to hear it, let's hear it. Honestly, it's not like I'm not interested.

……

So I was stunned by what my father said.

As for the rules of the night club, but the best is the so-called way to have sex.

... Yep, is this country's aristocratic society etched in that way?

That means women should be tuna...?

At the same time, it reminds me of a number of acts that are associated with Fried.

... You didn't protect one of them, did you?

You love bucks and face-to-face seats, don't you?

My father, who looked strange at me with a distant eye, ended the story.

I'll check.

"Father... I ask you something unexpected, but, uh... is that what the general public calls a normal act?

"That's right. Nothing more or less...... hmm? You know that too, don't you? Anyway, I'm given Wang Hua."

All I could do was turn a tight grin on my father, who now has a face.

Hey... what's going on!??

I've never had sex like that before!

Sure, I thought I was normal too, but isn't that a doomsday heresy in this world...!

Stunned, I remembered Fried's line.

He doesn't smile and answer to me asking what "how men and women work" is, that I don't have to know.

Now I know why.

I didn't want to have sex that wasn't funny because I was weirdly knowledgeable.

I know... I know. What do you say we shut up?

Let's say there!

... That man, the convict!

All I could think of was the refreshing Prince's belly-black grin, which made him squirm his teeth.

Oh, yeah, is that right?

When I asked my father what was wrong, he said it was nothing, making a laugh on the surface, but I came to one conclusion.

In this world, Fried is definitely a pervert...... and.