Outaishihi ni Nante Naritakunai!!

"- Fried, why are you laughing?

"Liddy's doing something interesting by herself again, so follow me. I'm home."

"Welcome home."

As I thought, it was my husband who was there.

I get up from my chair and jump into my arms spread out as usual. This is almost like a conditional reflex. As I snooze in his arms, Fried's hand strokes my hair.

"Hey, what were you doing? I've been obsessed for a long time."

I didn't even realize Fried was back, so I'm pretty sure he was concentrating, but there's so much laziness, such as not noticing his husband who's been working hard. Deeply and fiercely, I apologized to Freed.

"I'm sorry.... I was writing to you, but I didn't know how to... I was so worried, I didn't realize Fried was back"

"I'm not angry about anything, and I don't care. But what's the letter... recently addressed to Lady Ilya?

I nodded at his words.

"Yeah, yeah. I was thinking to Ilya, how can I tell her, 'I found a beast man you know', but I can't think of anything at all... What would Fried do?

Would he tell me a good idea? I thought so and looked at Fried in anticipation, for some reason Fried looked at me with a surprised look on his face.

"The beast man you know? Lady Ilya's?

"? Yeah. Mr. Titi, I'm a rabbit beast man and I know Ilya from way back, so let me tell you about it... hmm? That? Didn't you tell Fried about me, Mr. Titty"

"... yeah. I've never heard of it before."

"Ah..."

Shit. I was totally in the mood to talk. But sure, if you think about it, I don't remember telling him anywhere.

"Liddy?"

I was called by name in a suspicious voice and I said something I had to tell you in a hurry.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, uh, Mr. Titty's hiding it, but he's actually the daughter of a rabbit Sol clan chief... oh, not so much kidnapping or anything, but coming to Wilhelm of his own free will. Uh, so, it seems that Ilya and Phyllia and I originally knew each other!

"... I see"

The impatience caused me to rupture my bifurcation. Still, Fried seemed to understand, nodding slowly.

"A woman named Titi was definitely a whorehouse owner, wasn't she? He said Liddy used to take care of him... but Liddy. You could have told me about that guy?

"Uh, yeah. My husband would have trusted me."

Otherwise, I wouldn't exactly talk to Bella Bella. 'Cause I thought it was something we'd already talked about, so I asked Fried what to do.

"I talked to Mr. Titty about the world being surprisingly narrow. So, Mr. Titty's going to help me find my old friend."

"Oh, Liddy, you've been working so hard for Lady Ilya."

"Because we're friends!

It is natural to work hard for a friend.

"Even today, when I met Mr. Titty at the curry store, I heard that Mr. Titty didn't have any idea. Of course, I haven't given up yet, and I'm talking about you looking for more. Look, they're gonna ask the whorehouse guests somehow, and I hope they have some information."

"I do think that's a good idea because you can look it up from a different direction than we do..."

I nod with a serious face, too, to Fried, who said it in a cloudy way.

"Mr. Titty will find you, which means you're likely to be a hooker, right? I know. Mr. Titty said it, but it's better not to find it in that sense. It makes me feel complicated."

"... I guess so. So, Liddy tried to tell Lady Ilya about it?

"Yeah."

I finally caught up with the story.

"I think Ilya would be happy to hear about Titi. But if I write to you, you'll get censorship, right? I can't tell anyone else that Mr. Titi is an animal man, and how to tease the eyes of censorship while telling Ilya the truth somewhat. I was looking for a way I could teach Titi to help me too..."

"So Liddy was screaming about bluffing and stuff."

"... were you listening?

They were asking me the part where I didn't want to be asked the least.

Looking up at Fried, feeling quite embarrassed, he said with a remembrance laugh.

"Yeah. I guess I'm thinking of something funny again, though. I had no idea you were thinking of writing to the Crown Princess of another country."

"The devil just gave it away......! Because I'm not serious!

If we do that, the Irvern people will think that the Crown Princess of Wilhelm is a freak. No, it's still better if they just think you're a freak. What would you do if we talked about stopping dating?

"Because I won't! I'm in a bit of trouble, and I just said it!

"I know. And then, he said it might be a cipher?

"They were asking me that too!!"

Fried is too hellish to like.

"Because that's just how much trouble you have. Because I won't do it! Hey, what would Freed do? You got any good ideas? How to get through without being suspected of censorship and yet get the information right to Ilya"

"Hmm? I do."

"Look, right? That's why it's so hard... there is!?"

What the hell kind of hand is that? Looking up at Fried in anticipation, he opened his mouth with a bitter smile.

"If you're Hendrick, who knows what's going on, you can be known, right? That would be easy. If only I could write to you. To Hendrick. If there's anyone else who can open it, I'd like to see it."

"... Oh!

Unexpectedly, I hit Pong and his hand.

I see. I had that hand.

I am now having an indifferent private exchange of letters with Ilya. But it's not, and when you send an official letter, press the Wilhelm national seal. Letters bearing the national seal are not subject to censorship. Undoubtedly, it can be delivered to the person unopened.

"... but you can't just use the national seal even though it's private?

Thankful suggestion, but wouldn't it be a public/private confusion? I knew it wasn't a good thing to use the national seal at my own convenience.

"It's okay. Actually, I originally had a plan to send Hendrick a letter stamping the national seal. If you just want to add at the end of that what Liddy told you, you wouldn't have a problem with that, would you? Hendrick will definitely give Lady Ilya a message."

……

Just add at the end. Then I feel critically forgiven.

I want to tell you a little positive story about Ilya, who is a distant exotic and working alone. I thought so. I asked Freed.

"... can I ask you a favor?

"Fine."

I thanked Fried wholeheartedly for nodding right away.

"Thanks"

"You're welcome. Whatever Liddy wants."

It was a laughing and told word, but I fully understand what Fried is really saying to me. He's a very sweet man. He would do anything for me, really.

Of course I, too, would like to do anything for Fried, but I didn't want to just imitate him scratching the alas on his kindness.

I decide once again what I can do to myself.

I turned my body and left Freed.

"Liddy?"

"Hey... let go. Because I have a souvenir."

"Souvenirs?