Chapter 810 - 771: I Excel at Using Bricks, and Never Miss
When Zhao Rong saw the scene before him,
he couldn’t help but close his eyes, and spoke from his heart:
"Assistant, maybe you should just stay down there and not help at all...
Because not only did you not help, you’ve actually been counterproductive... "
When Miss Lili saw the assistant causing trouble,
she took a deep breath and swallowed hard, then helplessly said:
"This assistant... he’s truly more of a hindrance than a help...
Even when he was part of our team, he often created trouble instead of helping...
And who would’ve thought, when he went to help the oil workers disassemble the derrick, he managed to mess that up too..."
When Yu Lan saw the pitiable state of those oil workers who had fallen off the drill rig because of the assistant’s blunder...
she frowned and, with deep sympathy for the oil workers, said:
"Oil worker brothers, it’s really your unlucky day...
Running into an assistant who’s such a bumbling teammate... your luck couldn’t get any worse..."
When Xuelian saw the expressions of the oil workers standing on the drill platform,
she couldn’t hold back her laughter and said:
"Guys, oil worker brothers, don’t be so surprised by all this...
Because the assistant does these kinds of things all the time, you’ll have to get used to it... "
At this point, the assistant standing on the platform awkwardly apologized to the oil workers in front of him, saying:
"Brothers, I’m really sorry...
I originally came up here to help you guys...
But I never thought that, with one swing of the hammer, I’d not only smash your platform,
but also knocked down a few of the oil brothers. It’s truly a sin..."
Listening to the assistant’s apology, the foreman said helplessly:
"Assistant, please get down from here, don’t obstruct our work..."
The captain angrily said:
"You rascal, you came over solely to cause trouble, not to help us..."
After the assistant came down from the drill platform, those oil brothers spent less than an hour disassembling the once towering derrick into a heap of scrap metal...
They also turned the drill platform into a pile of sheet metal...
And further wrecked all the drilling equipment...
Seeing the scene before them, Zhao Rong happily said:
"Phase 3 of the plan completed successfully, time to move on to Phase 4..."
Miss Lili clapped in celebration and said:
"Who would’ve thought these oil workers gave us such a huge hand...
Phase 3 was completed without us even needing to lift a finger..."
Yu Lan said excitedly:
"As an oil worker, I just want to say, contributing oil to my country is glorious..."
Xuelian gave a thumbs up to the oil workers, saying:
"You oil workers are truly a bunch with a strong sense of justice..."
However, just when everyone was about to proceed to Phase 4,
suddenly, a few pickup trucks rolled in from not far away...
And out of the pickup trucks came some bad guys wielding knives, guns, and clubs.
When these bad guys approached, they immediately warned the group of oil workers:
"You guys, we hired you to come over and work for us...
And yet, you dare not work and even destroy our equipment – just wait and see how we handle you..."
The oil workers reasoned and said:
"You’re right, we came here to work and earn money...
But we didn’t know you bunch intended for us to dig a hole to the center of the Earth and place an atomic bomb there to blow up the planet, destroying the environment...
Such a thing is something we oil workers would never do...
Now that we know you’re all bad guys, we’re not going to do it..."
"We, as oil workers, have a sense of justice; we only do good deeds – things beneficial to the country and society – and not bad deeds...
So now, we’re on strike, we’re not doing it..."
When the few bad guys saw that their hired oil workers had gone on strike and refused to do anything but destroy equipment,
they immediately took out their knives, guns, and clubs to threaten the oil workers, saying:
"This is your last warning: will you work or not?
If you refuse, we’ll kill you all right here...
After all, we’re currently at the Earth’s core...
Even if we kill you, we can still destroy all evidence and cover up any traces..."
Just as these villains threatened the oil workers,
Zhao Rong and his group of five stepped forward.
Zhao Rong took a step forward to protect the oil workers, saying:
"You villains, don’t even think about harming our oil worker brothers...
If you dare to speak nonsense again, I, Zhao Rong, won’t be polite with you..."
Miss Lili stepped forward, unceremoniously saying:
"You villains, are you not aware your doom is nigh?
Brother Zhao Rong will soon send you to the Western Heaven..."
Yu Lan picked up a cobblestone from the ground and hurled it at a nearby jeep,
smashing the engine while saying:
"Where Brother Zhao Rong is, there’s justice, peace, and safety...
You villains, Brother Zhao Rong will definitely eliminate you...
So, you better be prepared for your demise..."
Xuelian pulled a grenade out of her pocket, pulled the pin, and tossed it towards a not far off pickup truck, saying:
"Damn it, even strong thieves fear the righteous. You all are so arrogant, take a grenade from me first..."
And sure enough, the grenade Xuelian threw, hit straight onto one of their Ford Raptor pickup trucks...
And the Raptor was blown into a heap of scrap metal...
At this moment, the assistant also stepped forward, picking up a brick from the ground and hurling it toward the bad guys’ leader, saying:
"As the saying goes, catch the leader first in order to catch the gang. I’m throwing a brick to take down your lead thug first..."
And sure enough, the brick the assistant threw was spot on, hitting the leader of the bad guys at the forefront.
When the leader was hit to the ground,
he furiously got up, looked at his burnt Ford Raptor, and angrily spat blood, saying:
"Damn it, who the hell are you five people?
How can you wear the red work clothes of oil workers and safety helmets, yet act so brazenly?
Aren’t you the workers we hired from the labor market?"
Zhao Rong laughed heartily, telling these villains in front of him:
"We five are known in the underworld as the super team that even ghosts fear – the Zhao Rong team...
I am Zhao Rong..."
Miss Lili stepped out to introduce herself, saying:
"I’m Miss Lili..."
Yu Lan patted her chest, telling them:
"I’m Yu Lan, and I’m good at using pebbles..."
Xuelian, with confidence and an impressive figure, said:
"I’m Xuelian, skilled at using pepper spray..."
The assistant did a forward flip and landed menacingly, saying:
"I’m the other male in this team, and I’m a master of using bricks, hitting the target every time..."