Peerless Genius System

Chapter 147: I Can't Stop Farting

For Schollo, the defence in court is like a debate, except that it focuses on the ability to think responsively and to express language, and in addition to the need for both, the defence in court serves the purpose of convincing the presiding judge and the judge.

"Famous Mouth Master" does have two problems, forcing him to die, but can also find another way, making people have to take it!

“Find a chance to provoke him! ”

Sholo taught Zhang Dashan that when people are angry, they can easily lose weight and make a hole.

……

Faced with Fu and Yu's defense, Zhang Dashan looked down at him and said: “Didn't we say we were intimidated and threatened at first? What's going on now, Anger? In the face of our intimidation and threats, can Chen Jianbai still be angry? Counselor Fu, you're really interesting. ”

Fu and Yu said calmly: "Why can't intimidation and threats be angry? When a person's unsatisfactory nature is harmed and the accumulation of grievances reaches a certain level, a person is angry, intimidated and threatened...”

The speech stopped and his divine color changed dramatically, as Zhang Dashan made a humiliating gesture at him - a vertical finger.

At first, he didn't care. He chose to ignore it and go on, but Zhang Dashan got worse. Not only did he put his middle finger up in his left hand, he also put up his middle finger in his right hand, but he also put out the "fuck your mother” curse type.

Fu and Yutong burst into flames, his face rose red to pig liver color, pointing to Zhang Dashan and shouting: “Your Honor, is he humiliating me? ”

When Zhang Dashan raised his middle finger, the chief judge frowned deeply: "Plaintiff, please stop this humiliating gesture! ”

The audience was loud and obviously shocked by Zhang Dashan's behavior. This was the first time anyone had ever seen a finger in court.

“Is this guy going against the sky?” Zhang Yong took a sip of cool air.

Xu Guanlong's face changed and changed. He was really worried about Lofong's future.

“Goddamn it, you big face boy, you dare point your finger at each other's defense lawyers in court! ”

“I thought it was a boring trial, and when I saw it, I knew it wasn't easy. ”

“Ha ha... what a role model for my life, mighty! ”

The pot blew up online, and online friends left messages praising Zhang Dashan for this feat.

……

Zhang Dashan raised his eyebrows innocently: “Your Honor, let me explain, I just accidentally stabbed my finger in the back of the table and bled. That's why I put it up, I didn't mean to humiliate anyone. ”

“Then why are your middle fingers up?” Fu and Yu Yongmei growled.

He was so humiliated in court and angry at an unnamed pawn.

“Because I think the vertical one is too monotonous, the vertical two just right, symmetrical left and right, looks comfortable.” Zhang Dashan had nothing to do.

Fu and Yu concluded this by saying that Zhang Dashan is definitely his ancestor. In this regard, he must surely lose. He pointed to Zhang Dashan and turned to the chief judge: “Your Honor, I strongly recommend that this person be deported from the courtroom. Such a person who openly provokes the dignity of the courtroom is not qualified to be a presenter here at all! ”

“I object! ”

Zhang Dashan raised his hand and said, “Your Honor, Lawyer Fu, this is discrimination, discrimination. I am a person without a lawyer's license. Everyone is equal before the law. He can defend the defendant. Why am I not qualified to represent the case against my company? Is that reasonable? ”

“Objection is valid, Counselor Fu, don't get excited. The plaintiff has made it clear that he did not insult you, but just broke his finger. This is the end of the matter. The plaintiff, you should stop pointing fingers, or you will be found guilty of contempt of court. ”

The Presiding Judge said fairly and clearly, "Both of you, please return immediately to the issue of litigation! ”

Fu and Yu's thoughts were interrupted with a tummy of fire in their hearts. We need to rethink our thoughts.

Zhang Dashan didn't have to worry about his head. Sholo sent him a message, and he stood up and said: “Your Honor, I have ten pieces of news that Chen Jianbai once published. Please read them. ”

Li Zimeng submitted the collated documents to the assistant judge, who then presented them to the presiding judge.

“On January 4, Chen Jianbai published a news report that a 6.9 magnitude earthquake struck the city of Xianyang, with a longitude of 115.52, a latitude of 29.51, and an earthquake source of 10 km. Later, the People's Daily Client and the NetEase News Client began pushing this message. In fact, this information was automatically recorded in the backend of the seismic station network, and was later manually verified by editors. This information was false and apologized to all users. ”

“On February 7, Chen Jianbai published a news article entitled 'North Da Cai Female Entrepreneurship Delivery Express', stating that Xu, the manager of Yuantong Express Company in Shucheng District, had entered the North Da News major with outstanding results in 2000. After her marriage, she abandoned her white-collar life in Beijing City and chose to return to her hometown to start a business.

Now Xu is not only a man who can deliver express delivery in a truck alone, but also a ‘woman' who can carry about 100 kg of express. In fact, this Xu is holding an adult education diploma. It is not written in the report that he entered Northwestern University in 2000. In the interview, he also emphasized that he is an undergraduate degree! ”

“Your Honor, I will not read the other eight articles. They are all false news published by the defendant Chen Jianbai. It can be seen that he is not a good journalist for realism. Instead, he is already heartbroken and resourceless in order to get everyone's eyes. He will not care about the authenticity of the news at all. ”

Zhang Dashan's voice was loud and loud, and the response was very powerful. Chen Jianbai's face on the defendant's bench suddenly changed.

Fang Changlei in the audience was similarly discolored. I can't believe that this small, unobtrusive character could cause such a big wave. The argument is reasonable and convincing.

The presiding judge and adjudicator quickly read the information submitted by Zhang Dashan, and then turned around to discuss it.

Fu and Yu saw that things were not very good, and said quickly: “If a person did a wrong thing, it doesn't mean that everything he did was wrong. It is also applied here. My party did publish several false news articles. Can catching these false news alone deny that all the news he publishes is false? Obviously not.

Besides, Luofang bread poisoning death, the city hospital has given a thorough autopsy report, blank paper, all indicating that Luofang's poisonous bread was eaten to death, which is a fact that iron cannot be beaten, it is... "

“It stinks, it stinks... it stinks...”

Zhang Dashan fanned his nose, then pounded a few sips on the ground, then asked Li Zimeng out loud, “Minister Li, don't you smell the stench? I couldn't help but fart. I almost broke Shang! ”

As soon as this was said, the audience was so loud, many people couldn't help but laugh and think: This Lofong's presenter is too funny!

The internet boiled again.

“This is a real live movie. If I hadn't seen it live in the upper right corner of the trial, I'd have suspected I was watching a funny video. ”

“What is Shang? How did it collapse? ”

“It means shit, hahahaha...”

Regardless of the outcome of the trial, Zhang Dashan has become famous, and the fate of NetRed cannot go away.