Peerless Genius System

Tan Zhenfu reported the situation, the flight chief also came, solemnly warned the tall, skinny youth not to harass them and affect their normal work, so the passengers of the first class knew the situation, everyone snorted, and expressed deep disdain for this behavior, and a woman scolded him: “It's really a world wind, I want to catch a girl on a plane, consider myself Wu Yanzhu! ”

Tall, skinny young people are embarrassed and wonder: Is it still sinful to pursue girls yourself?

But he's obviously not an idle lord, and that's not, not long after, a familiar introduction to Sholo, who walks down the aisle.

“Dude, it's fate to be on a plane together. My name is Wang Yanzhu, my brother's name is... I said sister, what's your look? My name is Wang Yanzhu, I've been this name since I was a kid. If you don't believe me, I'll show you my ID card now. ”

Tall and thin young man, speaking of his name, the woman who denounced him just now turned her head and cast a despicable and contemptuous look. He immediately explained, and then took out his ID card, and the person at the tip of his eyes clearly looked at it. Oops, this man is really called Wang Yanzhu.

A name that made the first class crowd happy and the atmosphere relaxed.

Wang Yanzhu?!

Sholo shook his head and smiled softly, unconsciously.

“Dude, what's your name? Let's get to know each other.” Wang Yanzhudao.

“Sholo. ”

Sholo responded not cold or hot, he didn't want to talk to this guy much more, he just wanted to be quiet for a while.

“The name is good, it doesn't lose its personality and connotation, makes people sound very comfortable. The clothes you wear are also very suitable for your body, and your personality is elegant. Your outfit is very tasteful. At first glance, you are not just a vulgar person. Your face is red and full of spring breeze. At first glance, you can see that you are a person with a regular life, maintenance and successful career.” Wang Yanzhu raised his thumb and talked a lot.

“You're a salesman, aren't you?” Sholo asked faintly.

Wang Yanzhu shocked: “How did you know? ”

“You can say yes, you can kiss your ass, and all in all, the salesman is the only profession.” Sholo straightened out.

Many of the passengers around heard it and laughed again.

Wang Yanzhu seriously corrected Sholo's statement: “Brother, that's not how you say it. I call it praising others. Praising others is an art and a cultivation. How can you describe it with the word" kissing your ass "? ”

Sholo stopped talking, which was a good word, and he was sure that this guy was definitely trying to sell him a product.

If not, Wang Yanzhu's next sentence is: "Brother, this is my business card. I sell insurance. It doesn't matter if you buy it or not, we'll make a friend. But I have to tell you, people don't lose out on three types of insurance in their lives. The first is old-age insurance. Everyone gets old.

This must be useful; the second is major illness insurance, everyone will get sick, if not, mostly because of accidental departure, can't buy in time; there is also accident insurance, to avoid the shortage of money, people are gone, money is gone, if there is, there is money, love will not retain debt. ”

“I don't need it! ”

Sholo refused very unkindly.

When he saw the customer's resistance was high, Wang Yanzhu temporarily turned the subject away: “Don't worry, I just spread the knowledge of insurance to you. I didn't say you had to buy it. By the way, bro, how about a riddle?” Without waiting for Sholo to answer, he said to himself, "A man with long legs and a word or two of dessert names. ”

Sholo thought it was funny. If you want to discuss the paragraph, Zhang Dashan is the grandmaster. He has been with Zhang Dashan for a long time. Naturally, he also has a lot of wet ears. For example, now this Wang Yanzu mystery is what Zhang Dashan said before.

He said the mystery without falsely thinking: "Cake! ”

Expect this guy to stop when he answers himself.

“Yes. Wow, so my brother is also an old driver.” Wang Yanzhu was surprised.

“Why cake?” A woman next to me was curious to insert a sentence.

Wang Yanzhu laughed obscenely, explaining: "Legs are long, men's eggs are tall, so it's called cake. ”

Such a meaningful explanation instantly made the woman blush half way, the first class was not large, the crew member Tan Jiefu heard, her cheeks slightly blushed.

Wang Yanzhu became more energetic when he was able to focus on the girl he liked. He patted Sholo's shoulder: "Brother, since you know that a man's leg refers to a cake, you certainly know what a woman's leg refers to? ”

“Lipstick, how simple.” A male passenger echoed loudly.

Lipstick? Lips... tall?

Oh, my God!

So much, so dirty, that every female passenger who returns to God blushes.

At one time, Wang Yanzhu became the focal point. There was a train inside the man. Once it was driven, it filled the world with "dirty” runs. Many men joined the yellow section of the topic.

Sholo left a blank, put on his headset, listen to the song, close his eyes, just put up a sign and write two words: Don't bother!

He didn't contradict such a yellow joke, but asked him to talk to a guy who had just met him for less than 10 minutes, and he couldn't do it.

At this point, an old man got up and went to the bathroom, and suddenly he fell to the ground without taking a few steps. His wife burst into tears and screamed: "Somebody help me, help my wife! ”

Listening to the sound, Tan Gefu left the flight attendant's seat and ran over. After a rough examination of the old man who had fainted on the ground, she immediately informed the flight attendant: "A guest has fainted! ”

Soon after, the flight chief and security officers arrived in the first class in a flash.

“What's going on?” The flight warden hurried at the old man's wife.

“I don't know, I don't know, please save my wife, please...” The old woman held the old man's hand tightly and cried silently to those around her.

The flight chief immediately decided, "Ask if there are any doctors on the plane! ”

“Yes."

Tan Geuve went to the radio room and yelled at Mike, "Is there a doctor? Is there a doctor on the plane? Please come to the first class. An old man has fainted. If a doctor is on board, hurry to the first class. ”

The broadcast went off several times, but no one came.

“Don't you have a doctor? ”

The flight chief, who was doing the simplest care, sighed heavily, “Contact headquarters, tell them about the elderly, request a landing at the nearby airport, go! ”

"The nearest airport is the Summer Sea, which will take another hour and a half to reach, and headquarters has contacted Summer Sea's airport to prepare them for the rescue of their patients," said a staff member hurriedly. ”

“Is it too late? ”

The flight attendant looked at the old man, with his eyes closed and his face filled with pain, and a heartbeat of anxiety.