Peerless Genius System
Chapter 657: American Humor
Talk to the debtor in Chinese?
Oh, my God. Why is this guy so funny?
After hearing this story, the magnesium people couldn't help laughing, forgetting for a moment that it was an outlaw who threatened to blow up the White House.
“Talented, too talented, hahahaha...”
Zhu Xiaofei and Dingkai looked at the silver screen in the auditorium and praised the face mask man with their thumbs up. Huang Ruran and Wang Ling beside them were also amused. These words had little sense of humor for the children because they did not know that China was the largest creditor of the magnesium country, in other words, the Chinese were the creditors of the magnesium country.
“I have studied the history of the Magnesium Country. ”
On the major live broadcast platforms, Sholo went on to make his speech.
Everyone seemed to be watching an interesting show, concentrating on watching this live video.
“Someone asked, who's Benjamin Franklin? I said, is that why the convenience store was robbed? ”
All watching this live Magnesium Nation laugh because they had a $100 note with Benjamin Franklin's avatar on it, and of course the convenience store had $100, so it was robbed.
And then Schollo said, "There's another question, what's the second amendment to the Constitution? I still answer, is that why the convenience store was robbed? ”
Once again, the whole magnesium burst into laughter, because the second amendment to the Constitution was to allow citizens to own firearms.
Two questions, the same answer, incredibly humorous and funny, and many magnesium people were blushing, including those cabinet ministers in the Pentagon, and that American humor made it difficult for them to immunize.
“In the Magnesium Country, people often say that all people are born equal, but equality often depends on parents' income and is reflected in early education and health care. I read in Men's Health magazine that President Oba has two days of cardiopulmonary therapy and four days of muscle exercises a week, and someone jumps out and says, I don't need to exercise because I have health insurance!!! ”
The tone of the last sentence was pride, an American humor that made the people of Magnesia laugh, but also reflect, because they found that the man in the Facebook mask was ironic about some of the problems in the Magnesium country in a humorous way.
“Now that President Oba is mentioned, let's talk about him. ”
Sholo turned his tone and said, “President Oba has been soft-hearted, but he fought two wars, bringing death and sorrow to the world. Fucking hell, the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to him, and he accepted it reasonably well. Is there anything more fucked up in the world than this? ”
In the Pentagon, even though Oba's face can no longer be black, his eyes are like trying to tear others apart. After listening to this, everyone feels a chill, only a suffocating chill, like on the eve of a storm.
“Is this guy going to heaven? ”
Sarah Michelle was stunned that whoever dared to fool their President of the Magnesium Nation would dare to, not only dare to, but also ironic His Excellency the President, which is no different from slapping His Excellency in the face of all the citizens of the Magnesium Nation.
Sholo stalled and said in a very helpless tone: "In fact, there is something worse than that: President Oba supports the army in its battle by giving it the Nobel Peace Prize prize. ”
Funny, all the magnesium is in the middle of a laugh!
Many of the citizens of Magnesia were powdered by this guy in the Facebook Mask, shouting out loud, whistling, clapping.
“The Magnesium Country is great because every year the Magnesium Country wins international baseball games, although only the Magnesium and Canada teams compete in baseball.” Sholo said in very calm terms.
It's ironic again, but it's really humorous, especially in a country like Magnesium, where you can freely joke about the president, Magnesium citizens laugh again, many people laugh and tears, I really didn't expect the sudden transmission to be so humorous.
“After seeing two wars orchestrated by President Oba, I felt the glory of power, and perhaps I should also be a citizen of the Magnesium Nation and run for president, and someone asked," Hey, what's your campaign slogan? You know, I've spent 10 years in the last 10 years.
Uh... so you're the same, well, what I'm trying to say is, I still know a lot about the suffering of the people of the Magnesium Nation, so my campaign slogan is‘ Who the fuck has the guts to take care of you? '”
That was the slogan of a very manipulative egg, which led the people of the Magnesium nation to laugh again.
"If I were elected, I would legalize Gay's marriage, which would win me votes for young people, and I would eliminate the unemployment rate in magnesium by reducing the labor productivity of magnesium by letting two or three people do what one person could have done, and I also had a quick response to the greenhouse effect, which was to convert the Fahrenheit temperature to 40 degrees centigrade, so that the original 100 degrees instantaneously became 40 degrees.
If I were elected, I would text my allies, I would text 'Hi', just to say hello, not to the enemy, and I would text them while they were driving and say, "Oh, my God, you guys are secretly making nuclear weapons? ”
When this phrase came out, the entire magnesium country fell into an atmosphere of laughter, completely subdued by Sholoh's humor. No one knew that President Oba was waging two wars because he said he was making nuclear weapons.
“Phew ~”
Sarah Michelle laughed softly and admired Sholo's ability to master language.
“Goddamn it, this guy is an absolute master of humor, and the laughing moment made some sarcasm about the magnesium country, especially President Oba. ”
“Bull man, real bull man! ”
Zhu Xiaofei and Dinkai had a deep admiration for the man in the face mask on the silver screen.
Huang Rulang was quiet at the moment because she thought the voice was particularly familiar and muttered to herself: “Why does it sound a little like Sholo? ”
She spoke very quietly, but Zhu Xiaofei, Dinkai and Wang Ling all heard clearly.
Luogo?
Hiss...
The three of them took a sip of cool air, and it was okay not to remind them. This reminder, don't say, sounded really like Sholo's.
“Oh, buying teardrop gaga, isn't it really Logo? ”
Ding Kai's face showed fright and shock. If this were Sholo, he would feel that the world view would collapse. What is this situation? Didn't he say that he was traveling in the Magnesium Country? Looking at this, he would come to make a scene at Heavenly Palace.
“What kind of mess is he going to make? Isn't this too powerful? How dare you call Magnesium Country a board! ”
Wang Ling shuddered for a while, thinking that Lo God was such a mysterious, powerful, daring, daring to call Pan Magnesium Country. If this were to return to Huano, who can believe it, Lo God would not be in the same world as them, and Lo God's world was almost at the top of the pyramid.
Huang Rulang opened his mouth slightly and the whole person stunned.