Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

One of the dozens of things that have changed since I met the emotional college.

You can never be late in the morning.

I always wake up 10 minutes earlier than the alarm time.

Get up! Get up, cute boy! It's a new morning!]

"Ah... you can sleep another 10 minutes..."

Get up! Pull your nipples out for 10 minutes! How many strands did I see yesterday?]

"I can't really open my eyes... ...then five minutes..."

It's always this pattern, and he starts the 'Your Choice' game so that my brain can wake up quickly.

[If you had to choose only one of the two lives, what would you like to live?] Number one: Lee Jae-yong (a.k.a, vice chairman of Samsung) who died after living for a year. You don't have to worry about your work at all. Number 2, his face is Won Bin, but he lives and dies after 10 years of hair loss on the top of his head. Even if you don't do anything here, 50,000 won will be deposited a day.m. You can't get hair loss and you can't grow a beard with your shaved head. They both don't get sick and are immortal while they're alive.]

"Hey, look at the balance from the first round."

Choose whether to go short or long.

"Won Bin's face and hair loss at the top of the head... how is hair loss?"

[Well, about Godpaku?]

"No, no. 1 Lee Jae-yong. I'll go in a big and short way.”

[Which choice do you choose, Jang Ki-ha or Choi Ja?]

"Well, is it a fight between IU and Sulli? Oh, this is hard too. I like Sulli because she's Sulli and IU because she's... ...who are you?”

I just live with my emotions. Born again as me, you can meet both Sulli and IU.]

son of bitch

"Uh, I can't choose this one. Why is the balance so good today? Did you go to the academy?”

[Which choice do you choose, teleportation or invisible man?] You can always go to a place you've been to once, and you can go there just by looking at the pictures. But I can only use it 5 times a day. Invisible human beings can make their clothes and food on their bodies transparent and pass through walls for up to two hours a day. Both abilities can be accompanied by one person. And invisible humans can make objects that touch their hands as transparent as their weight.]

"I'm attracted to teleportation, but five times a day... oh, but it's still teleport."

They say that they fall asleep while they are worrying about such nutritional issues.

I went into the bathroom and asked, with tweezers plucking the breast.

"Vocal cords, can I ask you something?"

[No.]

"What do you think about Se-hee sleeping with another guy? Even if you don't go out for the second round, if you get a sponsor, it includes sleeping with that person.”

[Does it bother you that Moon-jung was dating for the first time?]]

"You're a ghost. Oh, it's a ghost.”

You had sex with Mun-jung and had sex before.]

"I did."

[By the way? What you do is clean and dirty when Moonjung does it?]

"I know it's overpaid. But I can understand it with my head... ...and it's annoying to think that Moon-jung did it with other people, too."

[Huh...]

"The mind is something I can't do anything about. When I see Moonjung's face these days, I keep thinking like that. I would've done it with guys in their 50s. When I think about it, I can't stand it because I'm so angry."

[What about your brother?]

"I know it's a contradiction, you son of a gun. I know how I feel, but I can't do anything about it."

[Then there's nothing we can do about it can't be helped. If you can't stand the heat, you won't be able to meet Munjeong again.

"That's so extreme."

[You're selfish] On the contrary, if Moonjung says the same thing to you, what will you answer? Nim, have you been sucking on the women's vagina. What if I say, "I can't stand it because it's dirty?"]

"Who said it was dirty? It's just that I feel a little bit like that."

[The important thing is that Moonjung was intimidated and forced to do it, but you turned your eyes on him because you wanted to. That's why you're worse, you bastard. Where's the poop coming from? That's a shit, too.

"What's wrong with you?"

That's what my friend would have said. Just get ready for work.]

It's all the more annoying because it's all right.

I pooed in the morning like a ritual before taking a shower.

My ass hurts.

I feel like I've had a hard time, but I've been suffering for two days.

Jung Sung-ah, you son of a raccoon, you son of a raccoon.

***

Today's business is coming to an end.

In the night part-time job without Kim Song-hee, a child named Ha-yeon, who worked during the day instead of looking for a new part-time job, came in instead.

Min Ha-yeon is 22 years old.

She is the best beauty in the lip service, a self-confident who even chews out the difference in taste.

He used to be a famous entertainment trainee, but now he's working part-time and preparing for the qualification exam.

It was a source of trouble that his parents, who were anxious about their delayed debut, signed a contract with a new agency that said they would make their debut immediately.

He dropped out of high school and went all-in to say that he is a global group targeting all over Asia beyond Korea, but the results are not good enough. a dog-cheeking net

The album, which was to be released soon, was delayed day by day, and after a series of ridiculous events with sexy concept cover songs, it eventually ended up in a lawsuit against the contract cancellation of the contract.

In the process, your parents, who were delaying each other, got divorced because it was your fault and me.

Although he won the lawsuit after more than a year of legal wrangling, he gave up his dream after taking a major role in the entertainment industry.

It's pretty, it's really pretty, but it's a pie in the sky for me. Because I have a boyfriend who is older than me for 3 years.

There are many women in the world, but following the advice of vocal cords that you don't have to touch a woman with a boyfriend, the uncrowned king was excluded from the list from the beginning.

Still, it is registered on the menu.

I like C, sexual desire C, and sex opening index B.

Considering that there are only three weeks left to work at the lip service, Min Ha-yeon can be said to have gone out of the water.

It's pretty. It's really pretty.

At 10:30 pm, all the guests were missing, leaving only one table in C Hall.

I made my part-timers prepare for the deadline.

"Holes A and B can be cleaned."

"Purchase!"

Only Moon Jung-eun, who was in the A-hole room, answered cheerfully.

When I saw him mopping his hair in half a bundle, I found a smile.

Yeah, the past is the past.

Because I have diarrhea.

I had nothing to do, so I went into the kitchen B where the manager was thinking of picking up a nogari.

The manager who was drinking beer asks.

"How many teams are left?"

"Do it."

"Oh, the ones who ordered the raw ribs?"

"Yes."

"How much did you eat?"

"Tropical."

"Oh, four of us ate a lot. How about alcohol?

"Eight bottles in order of sale?"

"Huh? They look like young people. What's with the smokestack.

"I know."

"They're weird, aren't they?" You might run away without money, so look carefully.”

"Hey, don't tell me..."

While doing so, I suddenly feel uneasy.

There were four young men who came in during the evening peak hours, and overall, they had a bumpy impression. Some of them had colored tattoos that came to their wrists.

It was like a group of young people chatting while waiting for their friends to finish on a scooter in front of a chicken shop, which is common at night.

They are all about twenty or three years old. From the first order, we ordered 5 servings of raw ribs and 2 bottles of falcon, which cost 24,000 won for the most expensive one in our store.

The price I just checked was about 340,000 won.

Considering that the average table price for four people is about 40,000 won to 50,000 won, it is a huge sales figure.

The raw ribs in our store itself was not the main menu. It's just a product that's good for sale and doesn't matter if it's not sold, like a large TV or a luxury bag on display at the entrance of a warehouse-style mart.

The store manager and I talked about how young people who don't know how to make a big difference and make a big splash, so sales are going to go up today. Or the kids in the back streets who touch some money for illegal things.

Even if our store was a restaurant aimed at the younger generation, it was not cheap enough to keep in mind that it was a mess.

But when I heard the manager's words, I finally felt suspicious of all of them.

It's weird to be pouting until the end.

I called Tae-soo, the C hole manager, into the kitchen.

"Hey, aren't they suspicious of something?”

"Um......."

Tae-soo also frowned as if something was hanging only then.

It was Tae-soo himself who first received the order, but regardless of taste or professionalism, he felt strongly that he chose the most expensive one.

"Even though I ordered extra food, I played rock-paper-scissors and the loser forced me to eat."

"I have a bad feeling. Tell him to pay first because he needs to pay. No, it'sir. I'll go."

Tae-soo and I rushed out of the kitchen after concluding that they were either eaten or black consumers.

Hayeon is standing in front of the table in question.

They looked very embarrassed, but they were laughing.

I asked her number, but Hayeon apparently refused because she had a boyfriend.

"It doesn't matter if you have a boyfriend. I have a girlfriend, too."

"You don't have a girlfriend?”

"Somewhere, damn it."

"Laughing, you idiot."

"Then let's just get a number for a talkie."

"I'm sorry, my boyfriend doesn't like this..."

"Then ask your boyfriend to come. Because I win everything."

You're a moron, and you're a very good harvest.

It comes out very explicitly.

I said as kindly as I could, with Ha-yeon in trouble behind me.

"We have to settle the accounts, so could you please pay first?"

Then a black man with long sleeves and a color tattooed underneath his sleeves replied, "Sibijo."

"We're going to eat more? I'll order two more."

You son of a gun, the meat you haven't eaten is burning like coal on the grill.

It was not until I heard that that I was sure.

It's like 100 percent food and run or black consumer.

"Oh, we're closing in 20 minutes, so we can't order anything else."

"So you want me to leave?"

Look at the earlobes. No more orders, gasp.

"Wow, you haven't finished eating here, and you're just kicking out the guests."

Is this guy delusional?

"I can't help it, I'll have to call the boss.”

And then a tattooist throws a receipt board on the floor.

The manager, who saw the table become noisy, approached me quickly and asked me.

"Why? What's wrong?"

"No, I asked you to pay first for the settlement..."

A man with a horn on his head cut off my words and came in with a twisted tone.

"Is he the boss?"

"Yes, you can tell me."

"No, I'm ordering more meat. They're telling me to leave because business hours are over. And they told me to pay first. Is this how you do business here?”

"Oh, I see. I'm sorry. How many servings of meat would you like?"

"Just give me about 10 people."

They giggle among themselves as if they had made a big joke.

The store manager also noticed that something was wrong with these cubs. ask back in a stinging tone

"We're open until 11 o'clock, can you finish it?”

"Wow, look at this. Now you're threatening me to leave the company."

"Then I'll add 10 more servings, so please pay for what you've eaten so far. Here's another 10 servings of life!

Employees who sensed the unusual atmosphere slowly gathered toward the C hall.

The horn that looks around keeps smirking and sarcastic.

"Oh, I'm scared here. You're going to rip it off.”

"It's 347,000 won so far."

"What a calculation after serving like this."

The sublime cubs finally showed their true colors.

The store manager said a word and turned around as if it was no longer worth dealing with.

"Seong, just call the Earth Station. Damn, you little stars..."

I took out my cell phone with a smile.

As if the tattoo had been waiting, it answered by tapping on the mouth of the bottle.

"Oh, there's a minor among us."

a room muted in an instant

When asked if Tae-soo, who was next to him, checked his ID, his face turns into a dung light.

In my head, the phrase "Punishment and two-month suspension" passed like LED lights.

With a bare face, a large man sitting in a corner of the partition stood up. There is a deep crease on the forehead. The employees are looking around the gathered area. When he found someone, he waved his hand. Screw you, Thou.

"Hello, Moonjung!"

an end

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