Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

Cha Bo-ha, sitting in the passenger seat, clicked his home address stored in the navigation.

Junggok-dong, Gwangjin-gu

As expected, it is a neighborhood that has never been.

I'm Sung Ki-chon, and it doesn't matter if Gwangjin-gu becomes a flat ocean, right?

I will spread the smell of night flowers on a summer night in Gwangjin-gu.

He soothed the pounding testicles and stepped on the accelerator gently as if he were massaging his chest.

So, the car from Hongdae arrived near Gunja Station after a 30-minute drive.

"You can turn left over there to the mosquito baguette alley.”

"Okay."

Cha Bo-ha, who finished navigation guidance, mutters, "It's just the beginning."

"Ego, I wonder if there's any parking space."

"There's no parking space?”

"I do, but I can only get two, so the competition is very high. ···· Turn right with the real estate over there."

"Turn right, okay."

As soon as he entered the residential alley, Cha Bo-ha urgently raised his voice.

"Oh, there's a vacancy! The super building over there. Come on, come on, come on!

It's pretty cute to see you hurrying for nothing.

"I've been out for more than 30 minutes when it's bad. Oh, thank God."

"Well, it's a little tight, but ···."

"It's the guy on the third floor, and he always talks like this. Do you want me to get off and take a look?"

"No, I'm fine. I'm confident in that."

[Parking, I suppose.]

You're such a jerk, and you're talking with your friends.

"Parking, parking, ···."

I changed it to myself because my heart was pounding, but fortunately, I didn't seem to care much about it.

Turn the handle angle to left, right, and right, and gently finish the full insertion.

"Wow, it looks so easy like this. If it were me, I wouldn't have even thought of it. I guess parking can't keep up with men."

A man was born to be a man was born to drive.

"It's hard for beginners to get a parking ticket. But you'll get better if you do it."

After getting out of the car, Cha Bo-ha tilted his head looking around the middle of the building.

"Huh? Already in?”

The second floor window was lit.

I think my cousin who said he would be late came in.

At that time, we heard a "sister!" voice from the alley where we came in.

A young couple is walking with two dogs in a row.

As the dogs that found Cha Bo-ha are buzzing, a cute-looking boy nods.

"Hello, sister!"

I think it's my cousin and her boyfriend.

The girl was a chubby kid who looked normal. Cha Bo-ha and I look like each other subtly, but if I didn't tell her that I was a cousin, I would have thought she was just a brother I know.

"Huh? I heard you were going to be late today. Did you take the kids for a walk?"

When Cha Bo-ha asked, the girl answered with her eyes fixed on me.

"I wanted to watch a movie, but it's all sold out. I'm just going to have a beer at home."

You sons of bitches, why are you taking me for a walk?

Then what am I supposed to do?

My brother, who was looking at me, asked Cha Bo-ha with a curious look.

"But do you have a boyfriend?"

"No, I'm the store manager and I went with him because he said he was interested in volunteering abandoned dogs."

And one of your beasts is peeing my leg.

"Huh!"

You stupid Shih Tzu!

I almost kicked him reflexively without realizing it, but fortunately Cha Bo-ha lifted him up one step ahead.

"No, no, no, no!

"Laugh!"

[Laughing!]

Vocal cords, I didn't mishear you, did I?

The dog's name is Pozzi.

My cousin slapped Shih Tzu's heaving pepper in the arms of Cha Bo-ha.

"Pozzi! You packed a lot!”

That's right. It's Ppozzi. With the dog's name.

You just named it because it's cute, right?

"Sorry, manager."

"No, I'm fine. It's warm and nice."

"Oh, that's right. Did you bring the change?”

"Yes, I'm in the car."

"Get changed at my house."

You want me to change and just leave?

Is this the end?

As soon as I was frightened, my cousin threw me a rope.

"We're going to have chicken and beer, so you can join us!"

You're a very desirable child. I'll pay for the chicken and beer.

Cha Bo-ha replied sternly when I looked at him asking if I could do that.

"Hey, no. Manager, it's your day off today, but you took up too much time. And you're allergic to dog hair.”

"No, I don't care about the kids I raise at home. I didn't care when I went to my friend's house with my dog."

Cha Bo-ha looks at me with a look of surprise.

I guess he thought his cousin's words were rude.

I delivered my intention with certainty.

"I was going to go home and have a beer by myself anyway, but if you don't mind, let me in."

Then a couple of cousins who looked friendly sent the rope down the box.

"Oh, drink alone!"

"Yes, you can join us. I tried drinking alone to get a bitter ride, but I got drunk with just one can. It's best to drink with alcohol."

What's with drinking alone and being lonely?

You have to be able to understand what kids are saying these days.

I smiled awkwardly and nodded.

Cha Bo-ha gave him a hard time.

"Hey, I told you not to use abbreviations. It looks really cheap. You're not high school students anymore."

"But what does that mean?”

When I asked, my cousin answered proudly.

"Drinking alone is a drink, and being lonely is lonely."

"Oh, that's what you meant. They're creative masters.”

The boy laughed at my words.

"Manager, you're really funny. Totally my style."

You're my best friend from today.

"Then you order chicken? We took the kids for a walk, so you pay for the chicken and beer."

[Brother, Friendly chance!]

Okay.

"Oh, I'll buy it. We can order four of each kind."

"Oh yeah! One chicken per person!"

"No, why would the manager pay for it? Hey, just order two. We just had dinner."

"It's because I want to buy it for you because you're so cute. And one chicken per person is the truth. Don't you have a separate stomach for rice and chicken?"

"I'm staying anyway."

"If it's left, we can keep it in the microwave and eat it."

The younger couple stamped their feet as if they agreed strongly.

Cha Bo-ha sighs and shakes her head.

The little boys took the dog home first, and Cha Bo-ha and I bought drinks and snacks from the supermarket on the first floor.

***

The drinking party took place in my cousin's room.

There were two rooms of similar size, and they each use one.

Younger couple is 21 years of age.

My cousin, Lee Ju-eun, is attending a dog beauty department in a three-year university.

My boyfriend, named Jeong A-ram, attends the same school, and is scheduled to join the military three months later, so he took a leave of absence and is working part-time at a pub kitchen.

He followed me while saying, "Brother, brother." He said my style fits his code perfectly. As expected, men like me.

"Wow, I don't feel like 34 at all. Our store owner is a year younger than you. He's an old man. I really like you. I'm really into it."

Is that so?

The problem is that your baby is not my code.

When he was sober, I thought, "Do you keep good manners?" But when he drank a little bit, he was trying to make me look like a neighborhood brother. What I'm saying is cut and eat from time to time.

Park Min-ho was always this style when he was in lip service. Girls have a cute taste, but there's really no answer when the boys climb up.

"Why didn't you go to college?”

"I was going to retake the college entrance exam, but my two sisters got married by four months, so my family got a little under the weather. I wasn't interested in studying anyway, and I gave up because I thought it wouldn't be bad to start working early."

"Well, you still have to go to college. We also have a brother, Manhakdo, and you're not late, so try it."

Huh. You little bastard is now sitting in a decoration. Lee Ju-eun nods her head as if her boyfriend had told her that she would become a bone and flesh in her life.

This is why young labor should not be treated in a double-faced manner.

Suddenly, it occurred to me.

How did I look in the eyes of the shop owners when I was that age.

In my opinion, I thought I lived with my own courtesy, but seeing this man, I thought my brothers might have thought differently.

Then, without realizing it, I burst out laughing.

"Brother, think seriously about what you just said. You're not old enough to learn. In that sense, I'll serve you a drink."

“어, 그래, 고맙다······.”

“정아람, 너 취했냐?”

그때까지 가만히 듣고 있던 차보하가 새삼 도끼눈을 뜨며 언성을 높였다.

정아람은 자기가 무슨 실수라도 했나, 라는 얼떨떨한 표정으로 웅얼거렸다.

“예···? 왜요···?”

“너 누나가 술 마실 때 말조심하라고 얘기 했어, 안 했어. 이게 어디서 같잖은 어른 병이 들어가지고······.”

이주은도 영문을 모르겠다는 듯 사촌언니의 눈치를 살핀다.

차보하가 계속해서 쏘아댔다.

"What's the age difference between you and the manager, and what kind of admonition are you talking about? Huh? Is the manager your friend?

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."

"What's wrong with you, sister? Are you angry?"

"Both of you, don't hang up. It's not that kind of atmosphere right now."

"Yes, ········."

"Yes, ··········."

Man, the atmosphere is like shit.

If you do that, I feel embarrassed.

I tapped Cha Bo-ha's thighs so they wouldn't be seen and signaled him to stop.

Then this time, a fireball flies on me.

"The manager should scold the kids if they behave rudely."

"No, well, I'm fine." ······· They're all like that."

"Do you know how frustrating it is to see them at the store? I'm embarrassed by the employees and the customers. What's so good about you all the time.

My, me?

No, I break it when I work.

The son of a vocal cords who was watching with a giggle also puts a serious look on his face.

Well, that's true. I was going to talk about it since the lip service, but I tend to try to fit in with your people. I think I have a bit of a compulsion for consideration.]

That's what my vocal cords say, so I don't think Cha Bo-ha is saying anything useless.

This is how different I thought I was from others. I thought I was doing a good job balancing myself.

By the way, how do you manage this damn atmosphere?

Lee Ju-eun and Jeong A-ram were licking their poo-cheeked and dejected facial expressions as if they had been slapped on the cheek with a stick, and Cha Bo-ha sat down toward me as if she was going to say what she wanted to say.

I'm wearing sweatpants that show off my thighs, and it's pretty. It's very pretty.

"It's just for today. I should have bought it at the restaurant earlier, and I should have paid for this seat, but why is the manager paying for it? Manager, do you have that much money?”

What?

Is that what you're going to eat?

I feel wronged about this one. When I was thinking about how to refute this, the vocal cords shouted with their fingers flicked.

[Okay! Time's up!]

Oh, you scared me, you son of a gun.

[Because I like you, because I like you!]

Huh? Oh, yeah!

"No, that's it, um, 'cause I like you ···········……."

“······.”

Three people's eyes were on me at the same time at the sudden confession.

The combination of Pozzi and Shih Tzu, who had been groaning next to the table, also looks at me.

It was Lee Ju-eun who broke the silence.

"Oh, you're confessing now? My heart is racing.”

When Cha Bo-ha glares, Jeong A-ram pokes her in the side.

However, Lee Ju-eun, who became cheerful after drinking, seemed to have no intention of stopping.

"Oh, what's wrong with the atmosphere? We're trying to have a couple." I love this atmosphere! Something sweet right before something happens! Congratulations! (Congratulations!)

"Yes, you must be embarrassed. I think she confessed with a big heart."

"Be quiet, both of you."

While saying that, Cha Bo-ha's face was flushed.

of a different sort from the spirit of alcohol

Oh, it's time to move on.

an end

ⓒ burn7