Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

Surprised and embarrassed, we didn't even think about raising our pants and held each other's genitals. Like a two-member rookie thief who heard the sound of a door lock while he was stealing an empty house, he only looked at each other's eyes.

"Get your clothes on!”

The lady at the canteen brought me to my senses.

First, she covered Hayeon's lower body with a blanket, pulled up her pants with her calm expression and movement, and sat on her legs.

It's not that itchy, but my hands are automatically scratching the back of my head. Ha-yeon was also wearing pants and became a sinner's expression, only touching her ugly lips.

"Oh, I'm sorry."

I apologized first with a moderately sly and moderately apologetic tone, but I guess I boiled the woman's train box.

"What are they doing in broad daylight? The man seems old, but why are you doing this here!"

It's already an empty jjimjilbang, so you can hear it even if you say it in a small way, but there's a red here!They might be shouting in a loud voice like a group of youths in the northwestern part of the country.

Inside it, it seemed to contain the women's unique human spirit that they would hide the good things and spread the ugly things, saying, "Hurry up and gather here, everyone, and have a good sight to see alone."

Eventually, crowds swarmed around the cave.

They were a group of middle-aged men with a face that had just woken up, and a group of men who appeared to be about a while ago.

No one asked, but the lady starts to explain herself.

"No, it's a place where kids and families come, so you have to think about other people's positions. I really don't understand why you're doing this here without a motel."

Yes, you're all right. I'm sorry, but you talk too much.

After that, she shook her head as if her mission was over and went back to the cafeteria.

The following whispers of the parents of the high school children to the countryside.

"What, why?"

"I don't know. It's like having sex over there."

"Oh, do you admit I'm so jealous?"

"Approved."

"Oh, my God."

"I think she's pretty. Do you admit that?"

"For the sake of dog-chewing."

"No refutation, just looking at the back makes me feel like I'm chewing."

"That's the fact and the truth."

"Should I take a picture and post it on Facebook? Admit it?"

"Quietly, you morons, I can hear you. Admit it?"

"Approved."

"Hush."

Yeah, I can hear you. You stupid bastards.

Why do you always say that like those who have never been acknowledged in their lives?

I quickly looked at their physical condition.

Do you have tattoos, do you have calluses in your fists, or do you have dumpling ears?

Fortunately, all four of you looked gentle and had an average body size of anchovies.

He put a lot of pressure on the forehead and threatened it with a low voice.

"Hey, don't you go away?"

"Sorry. Hey, let's go."

"Spin angle."

"Approved."

"Try stepping on the shadows."

"From the darkness, fish, ·······."

"Laughing."

They're so distracting.

When they left, the red-faced middle-aged man, who was looking at me from a distance, crept back to his seat.

After glaring at her vocal cords, she said to Ha-yeon, who was turning her head toward the inner wall.

"We're really embarrassed, okay?"

He's looking at me. He nods his head with a distinctive wrinkle.

"Totally acknowledged."

"Why are you so pretty from the back that you make the kids excited?"

He smiles and shows his white upper teeth as if he is not denying it.

Then he carefully looked outside and asked in a low voice.

"But what do we do? Can I stay on? ·······?"

I don't know, lie back and answer chicly.

"It's even more weird to go out right away. You'll lose interest if you're hanging on like some politicians summoned for hearings. Don't be daunted and lie down.”

"How can you speak so well?"”

"I'm born with it."

Hehehehehe, smile, dig under the armpit and do arm pillows.

I lied down side by side and talked about this and that for about 30 minutes.

After 1 p.m., the quiet jjimjilbang was crowded with the three, and we enjoyed a normal jjimjilbang date without any further pornography. That alone made me happy enough.

Hayeon moved to a nearby comic cafe around 2 o'clock when she started to get bored because she had never been to a comic book cafe.

After eating ramen, eating dried filefish jerky, drinking coffee, and enjoying reading for about two hours, I lied and said bye to the store owners that I had an appointment with them in the evening.

Now I have to get ready to meet my wife, the head of plastic surgery.

By the time I got home, I got a message from Moonjung.

With the picture of the copy-vara doll on the desk in the office.

[Oh, what's this?

I sent you for adoption because someone left me in front of my house. Please take good care of me.

[Such a lover] My heart can't hold up if you keep pounding like this!]

I [Enjoy]

[Enjoying]

I [LOL]

I bite you.

I'm...

I bite you.

I have a dinner appointment with the bosses, so I'm going to get ready.

[It's not a vacation] Just a little drink, Comrade. If you're drunk, you'll go to the Ausi coal mine.

Where did I learn to say that? And I'm not an auji, I'm an auji.

[Oh, my]

I have 1 hour and 42 minutes left until I get off work.

Yeah, good luck with you. Don't forget that I love you for a second.

[Okay] I won't forget every second. Over]

***

It's time to be Spurman.

The circumstances of justice to protect the family, not to satisfy my needs.

Make your clothes look as neat and simple as possible and stylish.

He wore white linen pants and a light purple striped shirt, depending on his vocal cords. As it was a special day, I wore a gold-gold Rolex, which I had cherished, and wore the Golden Goose running shoes that I received as a gift from Ji Sun-kyung.

I look better than ever in a full-body mirror.

"That's so cool. Vocal cords, wouldn't this work even in Hoba? Why don't you call that madam and go out to the gentleman?"

[Yes, next kitchen assistant.]

"Hey, honestly, if you choose 10 times, you'll get picked once. Isn't there one of those women who likes the same style as me?"

[Yes, the old man gave up after realizing that it was not his way only after he went to the men's press office at Gangseo-gu Office and spent 867,000 won on transportation and meals for 34 consecutive days]

"Puppy, ··."

There are many days when even the best kids who fly and crawl in their normal days can't see the table while playing. Don't forget that the reason why women are getting tangled is because of the increase in pheromones. It's not because you're good. There's no woman who can fall in love with you at once.]

Damn, I'm a moron myself. I don't know why I say that because I can't find my own way every day and I don't know why I'm saying that. I guess I enjoy being criticized.

[Do you want me to tell you how likely it is that you're going to get picked at least once in Gentleman's Choice?]]

"I'm sorry. Don't."

Once a hundred years, a yawning turtle reached the surface of the water and yawned in a hundred years, when an airplane carrying radioactive waste crashed into a transparent dragon and radioactive material poured into the mouth of a yawning turtle and became a member of the fifth ninja turtle?

I'll change the subject.

"What kind of woman do you think you are?”

Who, doctor's wife?]

"Uh."

[Well, a famous plastic surgeon's wife would have a nice personality, and she'd be in her 40s, and she'd be in good care and sophisticated. I'm sure you've had enough of your face.]

"Really? I think of it as a simple and neat image. Like Kim Hee-na and Park Joo-mi?"

[Can I laugh at Kim Hee-ae and Park Joo-mi?]]

"Uh. Let's laugh together. Hahahahaha."

[Hahahahahaha]

"He's a year older than Hee-yeon's sister. She could be an old lady."

It's not that bad. I think it's more of a ji-seon-gyeong area.]

"Thank you, then, but I'm not expecting much just in case. I'll just use the pea-congratulations.

[Yes, it's best not to expect anything.]

the wife of a plastic surgeon

All I know is the age of 42 and the name Jeon Soo-hyang, and the phone number I received from Ji Sun-kyung.

The place and time of the appointment were all delivered by Ji Sun-kyung, so I haven't contacted her personally yet.

The Kakao Talk profile picture is a flower arrangement work that seems to have been made by himself, and the status window phrase is "May it always be like today!"

Even if you are ugly, you can use the pea-kkkak eye drops, so your appearance doesn't matter much.

Just think of it as a bonus game and meet comfortably.

I thought so, but as the appointment time approached, I was a little nervous and excited.

I sent a message to Ji Sun-kyung in a taxi heading to the jazz bar in Gangnam.

[I'm a little nervous. Does it feel like I'm having a spy contact?]

Ji Sun-kyung. I think you're on a blind date comfortably. We can have a meal, drink, talk a little bit, and then go to the hotel. I made a reservation for both of them under their names.

[Whoo, the problem is, I've never been on a blind date]

What if I fail?

Ji Sun-kyung [What's the matter with you?]

Maybe I don't have sex.hahaha]

Ji Sun-kyung [It's okay if you can't find it, so don't feel too much pressure. Don't try too hard to fit the girl. Just go with your pace ^^]

I'll call you when I'm done.

***

It's 6:45 p.

I arrived 15 minutes ahead of the appointment.

On the stage of the blue lighting, a trio of pianos, drums, and contrasts were under way. I feel like a New Yorker.

The vocal cords are said to have been frequently visited during one's lifetime.

Following the staff's guidance, I sat in the reserved seat on the second floor overlooking the stage.

"I'll order when my party comes."

"Yes, I understand."

The vocal cords asked after the staff left.

[Hyung, you've never been on a blind date?]]

"Uh."

[I've never done it before]]

"You wouldn't have had to go on a blind date.”

[Sighs] I'm a little nervous.]

"I know."

[Let's get in touch.]

"What?"

[When we get there, we can call your name and be guided. And then you open your mouth in advance.]

"Oh, I should.”

I sent the first message to Jeon Soo-hyang.

Hello, I'm Sung Gwynam, who is supposed to meet you today. When you arrive, you can be informed with my name. I arrived first.

Jeon Soo Hyang [^^]

"What does this mean?"

[You mean you know something?]

"What kind of personality do you think he is?”

Oh, I think he's here. One woman comes up to the second floor.

"Oh really? What do you think, pretty?"

[Um, ·······] It's close to the image you were thinking of.]

Shubal, ma'am?

I feel like I'm being a man.

Should I use the pea pod eye drops now? ······

A few minutes later, a woman guided by an employee climbed up the stairs and approached the table where I was.

What?

I'm not an old lady.

That's not bad.

The image that Sung-dae said was "the image he was thinking of" was the one that he said was elegant and simple at first.

I quickly stood up and greeted her.

"Mr. Jeon Soo-hyang?"

"Oh yes, hello."

[That's fine.]

Emotional vs. Language: It's OK. Pretty.

The first impression of saying hello with a shy and awkward look behind his ears was reminiscent of the Japanese actress. The heroine of "I'm Coming to Meet You Now".

He is about 160 seconds tall.

The hair was dressed in a pair of brown, beige-toned summer suits, shorts, and a white rainbow T-shirt inside the pants. Shoes are high-heeled sandals with thin straps around the front nose and ankles. Pedicure is a white decoration on a navy background.

It's not a bonus game. It's a main event.

You meet a noble in an unexpected place.

an end

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