Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

It's a minefield.

No, the snake field.

What I see in my eyes when "The Landman's Eye" was activated was red snakes twinkling like a downtown cross.

In addition to the two people who were flirting with us, the ratio of ordinary people and flower snakes was mixed in about 7:3.

Thirty percent is never a low probability.

Among them, there were other possibilities that there were numbers between 15 and 19. Based on the width of the numbers, it was probably ··············.

Oh, there's a lot. The ones with numbers on them are minors.]

That's right.

Wow, there's a 14-piece over there. If you're 14 years old, aren't you a freshman in middle school?

This is driving me crazy.

That's why I thought the makeup was thick and tacky, not like kids these days, so that's why. Obviously, we were so young that we wouldn't talk to each other, but we didn't know what would happen if we saw them near a beach with dark lights.

Oh, hey, that guy with the hat! Don't touch them! It is a 17-year-old python. There's no medicine if you get bitten!

In front of me, and on the red snake icon all over the white sand, I felt a visual dizziness like seeing a magic child for a moment.

I would've gone crazy if I had a phobia.

It feels like I'm seeing the number one crisis escape. There is danger everywhere.

How many balls are being ripped off and mentally castrated in this summer?

This is the real creative economy.

"Gwi-nam, let's go, shall we?”

"Guys, wait a minute."

"Why?"

I calmed my pounding heart and gathered the members under the stairs for a moment.

"They look like a flower snake. Almost 99.9% chance."

Dong-hyun looks sideways at the two flower snakes and asks back.

"Oh, really? How did you know?”

"I saw on the Internet that most of the women who come first are flower snakes. To be honest, what are we going to do first?"

Chang-soo tried to win the game by looking at the reality with a negative look.

"Hey, you don't tell me. Some people like older men. It can be an enterprising personality can be progressive."

"I'm sure there is. But do the enterprising people who like older men work here? If I were you, I'd go to some proven night rooms or a hotel bar."

"That's right, ·······."

"Anyway, I think three out of ten teams are kkotbam. There are so many minors."

When they said they were minors, serious anxiety began to grow on their faces.

Dong-hyun and Sang-hee work for large companies and Chang-soo is a banker.

Even a little controversy can blow away a stable job for the rest of your life, so you have to be cautious.

"Oh, I'm working on them.”

Looking at Sang-hee's words carefully, two men were talking to the flower snakes who had sent us their eyes.

The women briefly looked up and down and immediately refused with a friendly smile. He looked at us, and it was as if he were talking like this.

"I think you've sent enough signals. What are you doing here without talking to me?"’

If it wasn't for "The Eye of the Landlord," it would have been an out-of-the-way performance that would have made me fall in love.

In the meantime, Sang-hee, who was searching for something on her cell phone, nodded.

"Well, I think Gwi-nam is right. Haeundae, Gyeongpodae, and Daecheon are the three main habitats of flower snakes. The detective interviewed her in person, and if the pretty girls talk to her first, she'll be suspicious first. It's a drinking game to naturally induce physical contact or to have a dragonfly, and then sue and take out the settlement money. There's a lot of minors."

"Oh, shit, I'm scared. What should I do?"

"I heard the waterside park in Gwangalli is better than Haeundae, so should I move to there?”

"Yeah, let's go to safety bread. To be honest, it's a little cheap here."

They seem to have made up their minds, but I'm not.

If you don't know, you're a flower snake. As far as you know, you're only the target of reverse tourism.

It's an insult.

Go for an insult.

"No, let's do it with them."

"What?"

"Why?"

"We just need proof that we had sex by agreement.”

Sang-hee replied with a more serious look than ever.

"Are you going to tour the station for false accusations? Well, I wonder if we need to take risks with us ········ First of all, going to the police station for sex crimes is a little bit, ·············………."

"Yeah, you're the only one who lives today, but ties like ours are just bullshit."

"Hey, I'm a moron. You just don't have to give me time to report it."

The operation is simple.

After enjoying everything you can enjoy, open it to them first. You're a flower snake, right? If you want to report it, quit. There's a recorded video.

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"Huh, uh?"

"Uh."

"Is that it?"

"Uh. Leave the rest to me."

"Something's sloppy."

"What if I get caught filming?"

"I won't catch it even if I die. I have a hidden camera.”

"Where?"

My eyes.

My eyes themselves are hidden cameras.

As my vocal cords say, I'm a perfect timing for a temp drop.

The "eye of the lander" gained through the Hidden Quest, and Jeon Soo-hyang's Hidden Qu reward seems to have fallen for today.

The reward for achieving Jeon Soo-hyang's quest was "Eye of Memories."

Effectiveness: You can record the touching and sex scenes with women registered in the chewing window with my own eyes. Up to 24 hours can be recorded per person per episode per person. It can be sent to PC, USB, mobile phone, etc.

To put it simply, my eyes are a camera and the chewing window becomes a storage medium, but if I register my cell phone with the chewing window, I can transfer files.

When I first received it, I thought, "What kind of hidden question compensation is this?" But I use it today.

Use it like shit.

Still, it is difficult to explain such supernatural abilities to normal people.

"I have a small hidden camera in my bag, so don't worry. If it goes wrong, I'll cover it up."

They were in agony with a look of disdain.

I'm confident I won't fail, but it'll be a natural reaction for those who don't know my abilities.

If you miss a point, your life could be a mess.

But I know.

Ha Sang-hee may not know, but Dong-hyun and Chang-soo's body basically has the blood of an adventurer. That's why you've been friends with me until now.

In this case, the government should emphasize morbidity rather than logical methods.

"When do you think a man will die?"

"Yes, ······?"

"When your heart was shot? No, no."

"You crazy bastard, ··········

"When you have an incurable disease? No, no, no, no, no, no, no."

"That's a damn thing again."

"When you drank the Maengdok soup?" No way!!"

I can feel it.

The fact that people around us are looking at us like idiots.

But we still have to.

I gave out the last line, low enough, but with strength to be heard only by my colleagues.

"It's time you couldn't eat even if you gave it to me."

―!!!

"If we don't do it, someone innocent will get killed. If we keep it this way, at least two people are being buried in society tonight."

When encouraging such ridiculous righteousness, as expected, the idiot 1 Dong-hyun bit the rice cake first.

"Then you want to get them two?"

"You don't like 4 to 2 rolls? I'll put him in the middle of the bed and I'll bust him in the direction of the east, west, south and south."

"Of course you don't like it."

In addition, the two rookies, Sang-hee, also joined the eventually.

"I did three to three, but I can't say four to two."

"I don't mind. I've wanted to try it once in my life. I will bury my bones with my brothers, whether it be killed or eaten."

[Sighs] Sometimes you make people feel so sad. Me, too.]

A dramatic five-way agreement was finally reached, with the help of vocal cords, which itself is a cripple.

I'm serious, but I'm so happy that these bastards are idiots.

I think I can close my eyes comfortably, saying that I have lived a successful life if I just keep these four by my side when I die.

Really!!! It was a good life!!!! While

"Let's go get some snake soup."

"Yoshi."

"We're supposed to be so naive, aren't we?”

"Well, I don't think that's necessary."

Even as the four of us took a step closer by talking in ventriloquism, the eyes of the flower snakes were directed at us the whole time.

They'll think. The idiots beat the shit out of me and now they're here they are. Oh, you asked for the right one.

But there's one thing you don't know.

That changing the world is a moron like us.

"Hey, hey, hey, are you two?"

As Sang-hee said, I didn't have to, but I asked with the most innocent and shy expression.

Then, in the order of bobbed hair and long hair, they answer with a smile.

"Hey, you came too late."

"We've been waiting for you for a while.”

"Oh, I see. We're a little shy……."

I intentionally scratched my head with my Rolex cold left hand.

The eyes of my bobbed hair were blatantly directed to my wrist. The long-haired eyes are quickly sweeping through the shoes.

I heard it from Joo Se-hee.

When women in businesses check their customers' sense or wealth, they usually see accessories such as shoes, belts, wallets, and so on first.

Even if you're not a business woman, most women who play a little bit do.

The flower snakes, who confirmed that their eyes were not wrong, took turns asking questions, and I answered.

"How old are you?”

"Oh, three of us are thirty-four, and my brother here is thirty-three."

"We don't want to eat here."

"Oh, of course. Do you want to go to our accommodation?”

"Where is the accommodation?”

"There's a Pelaccio condo over there."

"We have many rooms. Yo, there are two bathrooms, and the air conditioner is full. It's a system air conditioner and you can control the temperature on your own. I'll set the temperature between 20 and 23 degrees that humans feel most comfortable with."

Chang-soo, who wanted to help out with something, adds everything and stands up with a big smile at the same time.

"Go."

"We're so strong. Can you handle it?"

Both of them are in the mid-160, and their height is almost the same as mine.

Short hair looks like a cat and long hair looks like a puppy.

Apart from their appearance, there were certainly strange charms that attracted men.

Even though he has a good face, his eyes are colored and his expression is full of coquetry.

We divided them into two and marched them into the middle and headed for the accommodation.

I bought drinks and snacks at the convenience store attached to the condo. Sang-hee said he brought the condom.

"Wow, the room is nice."

"You guys must be doing great. What do you do?"

As soon as they entered the accommodation, they showed satisfactory reactions as if their choice was not wrong, and our children also answered with appropriate jokes.

"Just go to big companies and stuff."

"Luck, it's a small conglomerate."

"Where do you want to drink?”

Among the kitchen table and living room table, the flower snakes chose the living room.

Yes, it's best to drink sitting down.

"Can't you smoke here?"

"There's nothing you can't do in Korea. Just smoke—you'll pay a fine if you get caught."

"Cool~"

As the alcohol circulated once or twice, it became a natural atmosphere of talking down, and there was a friendly drinking party enough to forget that they were flower snakes.

According to them, he is from Suwon and a 26-year-old high school alumnus and an ordinary office worker.

As far as I know, I was right in age, but I lied about my name.

Her short hair was named Lee Soo-mi (pseudonym Yuna) and her long hair was Kim Young-eun (pseudonym Eun-hee).

I'll pick both anyway, but if I had to empathize with one person, I was somehow attracted to Lee Soo-mi's side of the cat. I felt an unknown suction power in the eyes of people.

I want to be caught using the snap of the knee with my feet facing up.

I want to do a "throwing-up" game where I feel as if I'm squeezing my feet together and then grab my hair and push it hard from my hips.

Dong Hyun is putting pepper in Lee Soo-mi's mouth, and Chang-soo and Sang-hee are laying Kim Young-eun in a regular position, and they are also targeting her mouth and pizzi.

In the air, the vocal cords are rumbling like referees.

"Now that the mood is ripe, should we have a popularity vote and play a game?”

The drinking game began with Sang-hee's lead.

"That sounds fun, do it."

"Oh, I like all four of them. What should I do?”

"Now, stop the lip service. It's for those who didn't get a single vote. On a count of three, point with chopsticks.”

The strange tension that flows between the peppers.

Hey, this is kind of nerve-racking.

If I get one vote, I'll buy cotton.

I wonder if I can't make it to the top two. At least Dong Hyun and Changsoo are below me.

"Here we go. One, two, three!"

You guys.

0 vote for the man with no vote for cute guy.

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