Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

"Wake up, you bastards!"

Dong-hyun, who fell asleep first, woke up first.

He plays the military wake-up call on his cell phone and walks around the room to announce that the new morning has dawned in tenor tones.

"Come on, baby, get up!

"What time is it, ············?"

"Oh, my God!"

"Wow, hey, it's only been two hours since I fell asleep. Let's sleep for another hour……."

"Get up! Let's go eat pork and rice soup!"

"Oh, you son of a gun."

"When did the girls go?"

"At dawn, ···."

Four people gathered in the chaotic living room.

Except for Dong-hyun, the other three were staring at something meaninglessly, scratching their necks or chests with expressions of soul-departure.

"The kids told me it was fun."

When I tried to raise my locked voice and spoke, Chang-soo asked suspiciously.

"But did you really get a flower snake? I think I got it wrong just by looking at the cancer."

Sang-hee replied to Chang-su's expression that a woman she fell in love with could not do that.

"I think that's right. Yuna said to Eunhee, "Let's just play since you got caught."”

"Oh, is that so? This world is so scary. If I didn't sleep, I would have been robbed. I'm afraid I'll hunt.

"But they don't seem like bad kids."

I thought of Lee Soo-mi's dim eyes, so I defended timidly, but of course there was no good sound.

"Cut it. You got caught, so you put your tail down.”

"That's right."

"Come on, that bastard'll come to his senses after he's been robbed of his organs, chit-chat.

"When do you think you're gonna turn your eyes and go crazy?"

"Oh, did we do that? Damn, I thought it was a dream."

"You're such a nut, you're such a drunkard. I was in a zombie mode, spitting on Eun-hee and it was no joke."

"John, that must have been fun.”

"John-I had fun."

Changsu remembers having sex, but I don't remember how he fell asleep at the end.

"You fell asleep with a condom on after one game."

"Oh, I got up early in the morning and took it out. The pepper is so horny."

"It's unfair to think about it. It's not sex that you can't even remember. I'll really have to get my head on straight today.”

"Yeah, let's have a little drink."

"By the way, your brother went somewhere early in the morning."

Sang-hee, who slept on the sofa, must have seen me go out.

"Oh, right. Something funny happened."

I started talking proudly about an anecdote with Im Chan-mi.

They met in front of a convenience store and went to a motel to describe how they had two sex sessions in detail in accordance with the principles of land and land.

Their eyes were stained with respect and jealousy.

"He's really in his later years having sex."

"I think Gwi-nam is the best. Oh, I respect you, sir.

"Then how many times did you do it yesterday?"

"Five times for cheap stuff. Three times with Yuna. Two times with her. I wanted to do more with Yuna, but I couldn't because of the blood."

"That's great, great. I don't even remember when it was weird twice."

"Me, too. I'm not a good drinker, so I had a hard time yesterday.”

"Laughing. Hey, Jazzy, you chewed him in the chest. What, heart shape?"

"Oh, I hear you have to think about me every time you see this. I also chewed about 20 of them and told them to think about me. She even took selfies and liked it."

"That's crazy."

"You know, old man, old man, you stick around like that, John-I'm cute. He has a big chest."

"John-I envy you."

"How old are you?"

"Twenty. It would be nice to hang out with them if they got hit, but they came with two people."

When Chang-soo said he was 20 years old, his eyes twinkled as he liked Lori-ri.

"Hey, call me."

"No, let's keep them for now, and let's play in a four-to-four match today. I couldn't do it because I was in a competitive position because I didn't get the right number of women. Yesterday, we talked about our half-brothers and half-brothers. Dong Hyun talked about pooing his baby. The atmosphere was completely messed up.”

"Yes, honestly, it was kind of like that for me, too. If they were ordinary girls, they would have just gone."

"Kim Dong Hyun, you're such a nut, stop selling my family. It's really annoying."

"Okay, okay. Let's go eat."

"What, pork and rice soup?"

"Oh, I know everything on my blog. Move! Move!

***

The pork and rice soup restaurant that Dong-hyun recognized was not far from the condo.

It takes 10 minutes by car even if you get a lot of signals.

Van left the condominium parking lot and entered the two-lane road.

" ········ who farted? Turn yourself in."

When Chang-soo, who was sitting right behind the driver's seat, spoke quietly, Sang-hee, who was holding the steering wheel, smiled.

"Sorry, hahaha."

the ensuing cry of Dong-hyun

"Oh, shit! What a damn smell!"

"Oh, I don't smell anything. ·········Yay, you son-hee son-of-a-bitch!"

The smell of rotten internal organs was delivered to me, who was sitting in the back seat, and it was a source of trouble that I was in a van where windows other than the driver's seat and the passenger's seat could not be opened.

Dong-hyun, who said he was going to get motion sickness as soon as he got in the car, was sick and demanded a stop.

"Hey, I can't do this. Pull over. I'm gonna throw up, ··."

"You can put it in front of the convenience store."

As soon as Dong-hyun got out of the car, he grabbed a roadside tree and poured out all the ugly things inside, and Chang-soo went into the convenience store to buy water.

It was the convenience store where I met Im Chan Mi yesterday.

The atmosphere was so different from what I saw at night, so I was at first confused, but the location of the trash can and so on made me feel right.

Recalling the feeling of last night, I was telling Sang-hee that this is where history began, and I saw two women walking from over the alley.

"Huh?"

We were surprised by pointing fingers at each other at the same time.

"Ajeossi!"

"Oops!"

It was a friend 1 with Im Chan Mi.

While friends 1 and Ha Sang-hee are watching mysteriously, Im Chan-mi walks around with a thin hood on. He came running and stood in front of me. Yesterday, I pretended to know with a chi-out sound that was rarely seen.

"What are you doing here?"

"Uh, uh, I'm on my way to breakfast. How about you?"

"I'm going to eat ramen, too. Oh, here's my friend."

Perhaps he has already heard about it, a common-looking friend 1 greeted him with a slightly lowered chin with a look of "This is the person."

"Hello."

“어, 안녕.”

뭔가 미묘하게 어색한 분위기 속에서, 혼자만 들뜬 임찬미가 후드를 벗고 지퍼를 가슴께까지 내렸다.

그러더니 턱을 치켜들고 목에 찍힌 내 생각 하나를 손가락으로 정확히 짚으며 말했다.

“이것 봐라, 색깔 완전 찐해졌지? 나 방금 전에도 아찌 생각했다.”

“어, 어···.”

민망함에 대충 고개를 끄덕이는 중에 구토를 마친 동현이가 왼쪽에서, 담배와 물이 든 봉투를 든 창수가 오른쪽에서 포위를 하듯 걸어왔다.

웬 상큼이들과 이야기를 하고 있는 것을 본 창수가 밝은 톤으로 먼저 호기심을 드러냈다.

"Huh? What is it?"

Lim Chan-mi, who looks back at Chang-soo's words, and her friend 1.

Chang-soo's face hardens as if he had seen something he shouldn't have seen.

Looking briefly over Lim Chan-mi's top and bottom, she threw a word in the tone of her boyfriend who witnessed her girlfriend's wish.

"What are you doing here?”

"Well."

Lim Chan-mi's face was filled with embarrassment, although she answered in a chic way.

What is this undesirable atmosphere?

The unidentified anxiety that rises like magma deep in this heart ···

When Dong-hyun, who joined, opened his mouth, dozens of images quickly crossed in his brain and finally one puzzle was completed.

"Oh? Isn't that Changs' youngest brother?"

I remember.

Ten years ago, when Chang-su's father died, a tacky little girl I saw briefly at a funeral. Changsoo himself said he's the first half brother I've ever seen.

I remember.

A year later, Chang-soo's father's third wife came to Chang-soo's house and said she left the girl to Chang-soo's mother, saying she couldn't afford to raise her. Chang-soo said that Chang-soo managed to stop her mother from grabbing her hair and hitting her with a stick, saying, "Are you a human being?" The girl was crying like she was leaving town.

I remember.

Changsoo was against it at first, but he said that he just persuaded his mother to raise him, saying, "What's wrong with him?" The face of the guy who poured out the soju glass in vain. But she was kind of friendly and lucky to follow her like her own brother.

I remember.

Chang-soo's cute little brother got sick after entering middle school, and as soon as he went to high school, he begged me to change his name to a foreign name. But when I gave him my allowance, he said it was the most rewarding moment.

That was only a few years ago.

Come to think of it, there was a picture of my half-sister's middle school days on Changsu's homepage during the Cyworld days. I didn't tell Chang-soo, but Dong-hyun said that it would be pretty if he grew up, and he only talked dirty to me. Of course, Changsu was upset because he spoke out recently.

Im Chang Soo.

Lim Chan Mi.

I don't know at all if you look at it from a distance, but seeing them together like this, there was definitely a overlap in the genes of Changsu's father, whom they saw when they were young.

I think I'm screwed.

[Laughing] [Laughing] This is an interesting story.]

Shut up, you bastard.

"What are you doing here?"

"What?"

"What did you say to your mom?"

"I told you I was just going out with my friends. Why?"

"Crazy? Why didn't you tell me? When did you get here?"

"Will you let me?"

"When did you come?"

"Oh, why?"

That's what it is.

Chang-soo didn't think that the main character of my story was his brother, but he was just angry that his sister came on a trip without telling him.

I don't think I'm thinking about anything else because I've turned to it for now.

It was after seeing the cigarette case in Lim Chan-mi's hand that Chang-soo was more eye-catching.

"Oh, my God, are you smoking?"

Friend 1's face turned pale.

Dong-hyun and Sang-hee, who understood the situation, were just holding their breath at Chang-soo's seriousness, and I was just screwed up.

I'm thinking about getting into the car and turning off my phone and cutting it into Seoul.

the passing moment

Come to think of it, Sang-hee is the only one who knows the whole situation. Sang-hee is not a man who has no thoughts, and it seems that if only the two of us are shut up, we can move on to a secret between the two.

I signaled by touching Sang-hee's forearm.

He nods as if he understands.

"Anyway, you go up and see."

Im Chan-mi frowned at Chang-soo's words, almost crying, and looked at me. He was looking. with a wiggle on one's

At this point, I'm sure you've noticed that Ji and I are friends, but the eyes are somewhat unstable.

Feeling like I'm going to throw a huge dung bomb.

Hey, no.

If you have a brain, don't pretend to know anymore and just step back quietly.

At that time, Chang-soo looked at me pitifully.

My heart is choking.

I'm nervous.

He raised his hand according to his usual habit and pretended to hit him playfully, but the crime he committed was enormous, so I closed my eyes and turned my head.

"Gosh, you bastard, you always look at a woman. He's my brother.”

I guess they thought we were meeting here and trying to hunt.

"Oh, did I know that? I've never seen you before."

"You saw me at my father's funeral, you son of a gun."

"I don't know. I don't remember. How can I remember what happened 10 years ago when I can't remember what happened yesterday? Forget it, let's go eat."

Fortunately, Lim Chan-mi was also shut up without scratching. He's sending me a look, but it's not enough for Changsoo to notice.

Yes, let's take yesterday's work to the grave.

Now we're strangers.

"Im Chan-mi, you should pack up and go up right now. My mom is really... Oh."

"Let's go, let's go."

Like that, the moment I pushed Changsoo's back towards the car.

"Hey, Changs. Your sister's pretty grown up. As expected, as expected."

Dong-hyun seems to be trying to break the ice with his baby smile.

"You really shut up."

Despite Chang-soo's words, Lim looked from side to side in the face and said,

"Oh, you got a mosquito bite on your neck. Huh? What, I think I got scratched by something, not a mosquito?”

Chang-soo's eyes touched one of my thoughts on Lim Chan-mi's neck.

He frowned as if he was looking at it closely, and then his frowned face becomes more frown.

"Hey, come here."

an end

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