Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

Are these some kind of pranks on us right now?

I felt relieved that they were interested in us enough to make a surprise joke rather than get angry. A joke should be played only when you are interested in it.

"Whoow~············……"

Actually, my heart shriveled up.

I don't know, but it's clear that about a third of the usual size was sucked into another dimension. As the disappeared thing returned to its place, a steady breath escaped. It wasn't until my breath came out that I was holding my breath that I realized.

What the lighter woman said keeps spinning in her head.

'We're free until dinner, so let's just have a beer here.’

Soon the mounds of the sentence began to be automatically cut off one by one. Just as a competent essay tutor runs through a student's inscription with a red pen.

I'm free, so have a beer. Have a beer.

Do it.

What a simple and catchy expression!

Let's do it.

She wants to have sex with us.

They finally let themselves in.

I even had the illusion that Jo Su-mi's "Champion" was ringing somewhere.

'We are the champions tonight 이기리라~'

Dong-hyun laughed first.

It was Myung-bo's face wrinkles that he showed after he succeeded in the last penalty shootout during the 2002 World Cup match against Spain.

Changsu laughed like Unjae, who blocked Joaquin's shot.

"Oh, good job."

"Yes, brothers."

"Now I just have to relax?”

"Oh, well, then."

We shook hands like company executives who successfully completed a big project.

The women looked at us like strangers and threw us one by one.

"What's wrong with him?"

"Let it go, idiots.”

"Oh no. I'm already hungry."

"Oh, I don't have tea, so I can drink as much as I want. It's great."

No one said anything, but naturally sat down mixed with men and women.

Sang-hee, a thigh girl, and a tearjerker in charge of general affairs went and ordered.

Fish and chips with clean fried clothes, fried shrimp, and two 1700 features.

And woman, woman, woman!

The warm-up is over.

The real mating game is just the beginning.

"Come on, let's have a nice drink."

"One shot for the first glass!"

"Nice to meet you!"

"What, it's been over an hour since we met, and now it's good to see you."

"Well, pretty girls, the more I see them, the more I'm glad to see them. Nice to meet you. It was nice to see you, but it's nice to see you again."

"Hey, you're so cute today! All right~"

"Ta-da!"

Chaeng, Chaeng, Chaeng, Chaeng, Chaeng.

The pleasant sound of a draft beer glass crashing into the air.

Like Solid's natural love lyrics played by someone at the next table on his cell phone, the weather was nice and pleasant, and anyway, it was good.

***

While each of us was out drinking, we agreed to speak comfortably to each other.

We lowered our age by two years.

They are called chest friends who are 27 years of age.

"What's a breast friend?"

When Chang-su asked, the lighter girl answered.

"A man is a secret friend, so a woman is a breast friend."

Sang-hee reacted with an exaggerated smile.

"Hahahahaha, that's funny."

"Is this funny? Everyone laughs when I say "heart friend."

The dog joke, "My breast friend has a good accent," rattled on my Adam's apple, but now I know how to cover that much.

Gwi Nam Woo Hye-sun (Correction Girl)

Sanghee Song Jihye (Lighter Woman)

Dong Hyun Baek Eun Young (Woman with thighs)

Changsu Kim Bo-ra (Tear Lady)

This was our pre-set temporary partner.

Of course, the girls' hearts were unexpected unilateral love, and it was the first impression evaluation that could be changed enough over time.

Ha Sang-hee chose the lighter girl not because she was pretty, but because she seemed more difficult to control than other women. Paradoxically, it's like bomb disposal.

First of all, Sang-hee, who has a good workshop balance among us and has a lot of experience, will tie the opponent's foot to block the other opponent's path.

In terms of the mating class, Sang-hee is not as big as the emotional college, but she seems to be five or two. This means that it is nothing compared to me, Dong-hyun, and Chang-soo, who are fundamental people.

Even if I have grown rapidly under the protection of eccentricity, Sang-hee is certainly excellent in terms of the eyes that see the whole game and the ability to dominate the beginning.

It's an area of origin and experience.

I'm just an intractable guy who can score goals in a one-on-one chance.

Honestly, it didn't matter who my partner was.

I thought about this trip even before I came to Busan, but the purpose of this trip was to prioritize the entertainment of my friends and make memories with them. (As far as yesterday's work was concerned, I enjoyed it the most, but ···) Once again, I apologize to Changsu.)

I was thinking of doing a bomb disposal team with a joyful heart, as Sang-hee did in the past at the night.

I think that the absence of bombs among the four rest area is a small gift from the mating god impressed by my spirit of sacrifice.

Not only was the lighter woman's appearance a bit outstanding, but the other three were attractive enough to match my ideal type of 108 in my head.

Looking at the current atmosphere, everyone seemed satisfied with their first impression partners, and it is highly likely that they will continue without replacement.

Na-ra had already empathized with my partner, correctional girl Woo Hye-sun.

"The glasses look really good on you. It's cute.

When he threw a piece of compliment, Woo Hye-sun wrapped her cheeks in a flower cup shape and flirted.

"Oh, really?"

"It's not easy to look good in that shape, but it looks good on you because you have a pretty face. It looks like Arare."

"Arare? Who is Arare?"

"There's a cartoon character named Dr. Slump."

Dong-hyun answered instead.

Woo Hye-sun, who searched for Arare on her smartphone, is complaining by showing her braces to the fullest.

"Oh, what's this? He's a two-head figure! I have good proportions!”

"Look, what does it look like?”

"Well, that's cute."

"You look like him because you're wearing a hat, man.

When even her friends said so, Woo Hye-sun cheated with abdominal breathing.

"No! I don't like kids with short legs!"

It has a good reaction and a bit of a white-cheeked taste that bothers me.

Let's use him as a sacrifice to boost the atmosphere.

"You can call me Urare because you're last name Wu. Have a glass of Urare."

"What's wrong with you, I'm a person called Han Hyo-joo in our company.”

"What's this out of context? If you do it, I'm Lee Jong-seok."

"Oh, what's he saying?"

"You know I almost threw a cup, right?”

"It's not even worth the pay."

"Hey, Su-bong is cute. He's worse than the bad guy in the National Assembly.”

Whoo-hoo, do more, Dee more.

I never sleep because the more I suffer, the stronger I get.

Then not Lee Jong-seok, but Lee Jon-seok. Uare, you can go to Australia."

"Well, I'd rather have an Australian than a strange douche."

"Approved?"

"Approved."

"Then high five."

- mate

Name: Woo Hye-sun

Age: 27

Height: 162cm

Weight: 48 kg

Good feelings for me: D

Sexual desire: ?

Gender Opening Index: ?

ST. Fantasy: ?

Pinpoint: ?

Tips for Attacking: Men must look good looks. Facial ability. You have a good sense, so if you're handsome, everything will be okay. Even if he is unemployed, he thinks he can feed him for the rest of his life. I like bright idol or a cute style of younger man. Let's change our appearance through plastic surgery and increase our likability step by step by step.

Recommendation: "If you want, I'm willing to fix your face."

Good feelings for Mather Pucker, Circle M, Killer Dragon.

Have you not received the aroma of pheromones yet?

Then don't be so nice to me, I'm mistaken.

And trying to change your appearance with plastic surgery, that's not what you're going to say now, you piece of shit.

I don't even have time to put in the 'Trust me' coupon.

I can't do this. If there's nothing to attack, they're telling us to get plastic surgery. But if it's about D, you're being generous.]

It's a start, but I thought it was a relief that I took on this appearance-oriented guy. Today's purpose is not to insert myself, but to insert my friends.

Still, he has a good personality, so let's find out only the sexuality and the openness index by raising the likelihood to C for entertainment.

"It's Australia."

"Australia? Ah, australia, giggle. What's wrong, John Seok?”

"I'm even willing to get plastic surgery for you.”

"What are you talking about all of a sudden? Did you get hot?”

"You like handsome guys."

"Well, ········, you don't have an estimate. Even if your face is like that, what's the ratio? My head is too big."

"Then I'll shave my head."

all smiles

Yeah, smile.

I'll be your clown today.

"But don't you guys have girlfriends?”

It was a question from Song Ji-hye, a lighter woman.

"Girlfriend? What's that? Are you talking about singer girlfriend?

When I answered first, the others also gave a feast of dog jokes and helped each other out.

"I have one, but I don't think I'm born yet.”

"I don't have it in Korea. Of course not in foreign countries. It may be outside the solar system, ··."

"I'm going to try making it today."

Baek Eun-young, who has a good thigh, mumbled French fries, raising doubts.

"Hey, what is it? Aren't they all here and saying no? I think it's too salty. Or you don't have a girlfriend and you have a wife.”

"Then do you look good?”

"No."

"Don't kill me twice."

"I think this brother (Ha Sang-hee) might be here."

Sang-hee chuckled at Han Australian's words.

"Hahaha, thank you for seeing me like that. I hope so, too."

"But why aren't you talking down?"

Dong-hyun swallows beer with a bitter expression and answers instead.

"Oh, he's just trying to manage his image on his own. He's very dirty."

"Let's all learn, little."

"Do you have any boyfriends?”

Kim Bo-ra (a.k.) at Chang-soo's question.A tearful fortune-teller answered seriously.

"If I had, would I stay here like this?"

"I see. Lonesome people got together well.”

"I will make it today.”

Baek Eun-young, his temporary partner, asked with an interesting face after Dong-hyun's series of confessions.

"He must be hooked on one of us. Who? Who do you like?

"Who's asking now?"

"Poo-hoo-hoo-hoo."

"Confess. She's dating everyone who likes her."

Whether it was a joke or not, the moment Song Ji-hye said so, instinctive confessions popped out in order of Dong-hyun and Chang-soo.

"I like you!"

"I love you. Go out with me."

[Baek Eunyoung is today's key point. He's just throwing things. To make the others jealous.]

Yoshi!

"Eunyoung, in fact, you are the reason I was born. My heart is beating for you."

Saying so, he went one step further and took Baek Eun-young's hand and put it on my chest.

"Oh, what is this? It's disgusting!"

Even though he said so, he didn't take his hand out.

Baek Eun-young's pinky nail, which was half-fisted, pressed the nipple, and the chewed-out came to mind with a thrilling milk rate.

Name: Baek Eun-young

Age: 27

Height: 163cm

Weight: 50 kg

Good feelings for me: C

Sexual desire: B

Gender Opening Index: A

ST. Fantasy: ?

Pinpoint: ?

TIP: On the premise that it's not a set the pucker, he doesn't reject the man. That's how sick he is, but he's the perfect type for a one-night. I like humorous people. Let's continue to express our affection and increase our likeness to me.

Recommendation: "It was a joke at first, but the more I see it, the more attractive it is. Let's have a fling with him."

Okay. Let's push him to his original partner Dong Hyun.

Since the unexpected opening of Baek Eun-young's tendency, the conversation has become richer and the intimacy with each other has increased.

As hot as the boiling heat, the sunlight became hot, and beer receipts piled up one by one.

We, too, were in good spirits.

It would be perfect to end it with sex, but I don't think it's necessary to have sex in this atmosphere.

"Who wants to go smoke?"

"Me."

When Dong-hyun stood up, picking up his cigarette case, Sang-hee followed him and women also take care of their cigarettes with a look of patience.

"Me too."

"Yes, let's smoke all at once."

"Now that I see it, everyone is a smoker except for Gwi-nam and Chang-soo."

"Guys, do you want to go to the bathroom with me?”

"Go ahead, I don't want to go yet."

"Puppy."

"Huh? Kim Bora, aren't you going?"

"I think I smoked too much today. I'll take an hour off."

Hmm…?

So, there was only two left, me and Kim Bo-ra.

an end

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