Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

"It's too strong from the first round."

I guess I went too far because I was so excited about the atmosphere.

Shim Kyung-ah said in a roundabout way, but I could feel that everyone was uncomfortable with the explicit word 'sexy.'

In a moment when time seemed to have stopped, what vocal cords said came to mind.

Before I left for the vacation to Buchan, it was a caution about me and my friends who usually like sex.

[Bad talk should be avoided as much as possible because its meaning can vary 180 degrees by the speaker or subtle timing. You should pay attention to the expression even if you do it. Don't use explicit and direct words.

Since childhood, Korean women who are tamed with cramming education and social awareness that "women should be careful," have no choice but to be cautious, pretentious and defensive in reaction that reveals whatever their innermost thoughts are. Sometimes such defensive feelings can be expressed as a hedgehog.

[No matter how bright the world is, the liberation of women in our country is only in their infancy. You said you like open women, but when women express themselves openly, they go to the back and say that they're lazy and sloppy. It's natural for women to save themselves in that perception.]

I asked.

"When Shin Dong-yup or Yoo Hee-yol makes sexual jokes, he likes it so much."

[Man] Compare this, please. They're born to be eloquent and they feed on words. Aside from the fact that his image is usually likable, he's good at controlling the level in the first place. Like you, a person whose desire is revealed from your eyes and facial expressions seems to be mean even if you say the same thing. You have to be especially careful in many heterosexual encounters. Because of what you said, the whole image might look like a ssammy.]

To sum up the words of the vocal cords, this was the case.

Don't drive it in such a way that you might not know if the atmosphere naturally flows into the sex code. From a woman's perspective, the defense mechanism has been activated without her knowing, forcing her to close her mind.

Most importantly, a country is a person who can't control the line when he or she gets drunk on the atmosphere, so don't scratch it and erase the sexual desire in your head.

I also had enough in mind.

However, putting theory into practice is a natural way to get it through a lot of experience and training. He was so excited that he met women who had the ability to hunt clubs for the first time in his life and make jokes that he couldn't control the level as feared by his vocal cords.

"Are you drunk? Why are you sitting there sex-sexing for the first time?"

"I'm embarrassed about everything."

With Dong-hyun and Chang-soo immediately getting their tails cut, I looked at the vocal cords.

However, he was unexpectedly cool.

[That's okay. It's okay. Yeon-seo first asked how much she's good at first. Don't worry about the girls because they're looking at each other because they're embarrassed at the moment. This is not a yellow card, but a caution. I didn't lose interest in the kids.

After recovering a little confidence from my vocal cords, I looked at Lee Yeon-seo and said, "I am not afraid, or rather resentful."

"What's wrong with the atmosphere? I asked you how far your level of touch is. Isn't that what it is, of course? Did Sanghee want to take a picture of someone who's holding hands?”

"Why, maybe there's someone who lights up the hand grip. I like to hold hands."

The women nodded at the words of Lee Yeon-seo.

But when I said let's see...

Aren't you being too pretentious?

We're all grown-ups. It's not even two or eight years. We can talk about this.

And Yum, you have sex and openness, B and what are you talking about?

The more I think about it, the more I get emotional.

I spoke fervently toward the women.

"No, of course I like holding hands. But that's different from that. Think about it, your boyfriend hasn't done anything for a year, just hold his hand. We're all naked and lying on the bed, but we just hold hands. Do you like it? Isn't that more of a pervert?"

The women gave me a small smile to see if my angry reaction was funny, and our Sang-hee and my Sang-hee accepted the words right away.

"I asked you too comprehensively. Then I'll do it again. Who do you think will light up your bed most? One, two, and…."

But this is something to learn.

Even if it means the same thing, sex and nuances of dragonflies are different.

"Three!"

Chopsticks swirled on the table in response to Sang-hee's signal.

I took a colored leaflet on my face.

She got the most votes among women, and I got the most votes among men.

So many votes?

I think it's because of my sex remarks just now.

The person who got the most votes decided to drink it, so Lee Yeon-seo and I, who took each other's pictures, received a penalty together.

He said to her with a glass of wine.

"Let's have a drink with bright people. But the one who likes to hold hands is caught."

"It's an image, it's an image!

"Game is just a game, let's not be serious!"

"But as a man, it hurts my pride. That means Gwynam looks the most energetic."

At Sang-hee's words, Kim Eun-sil, who resembles a child of Shinokaji, shook her head.

"Hey, isn't that different from being energetic and revealing?”

Shim agreed.

"That's right. You can only be energetic when you don't reveal it."

Yes, no. I'm the most bright and energetic.

I'm a guy who can do it more than five times in a night without using items. Three times is a given, and I do it again when I wake up in the morning.

Laughing inwardly, I poured out the punishment and told Lee Yeon-seo.

"You can ask the question."

"Can I change the game?"

The game she suggested was 'Secret Truth or Dare.'

1. Each gets a coin.

2. When the questioner asks a question, put the coin in an upside-down bowl so that it cannot be seen. The front is YES, the back is NO.

ex) 나는 일주일 안에 딸딸이를 친 적이 있다. YES or NO.

3. 옆에 앉은 남녀가 2인1조로 한 팀이 돼서 YES의 수를 예상하고, 맞힌 팀을 제외한 세 팀이 마신다. 똑같은 숫자는 부를 수가 없다.

“오, 이거 재밌겠네.”

“그럼 파트너끼리는 서로 예쓰인지 노인지 말을 해줘야겠네요?”

“그건 각자 알아서.”

“진짜 인간적으로 파트너끼리는 샤킹 쓰지 맙시다.”

“큭큭큭. 서로 거짓말하면 대박이겠다.”

Okay. My partner was Lee Yumi.

"Let's do well."

When asked to shake hands, he shook his head and held his hand. My hands were warmer than mine.

Lee Yeon-seo's first question has begun.

"Well, ······· I have a reason that I like now."

asked Sanghee.

"Right here?"

"No, just the whole thing. Whether it's a colleague or a friend."

"Oh, that's not funny. I'll go to "Someone I like" or "Someone I don't."

"Then I think you'll get four votes ··· Only men will come. All the women are in the back."

When Dong-hyun stepped in with a smile, a laugh broke out.

Shim Kyung-ah spoke comfortably to us.

"Hey, you don't know that.”

"Okay. Let me ask you another question. I have someone I like in this position now. Yes is the front and No is the back."

Each person checked the front and back of the coin and secretly pushed it into the bowl of rice in turn. I couldn't even see my vocal cords because I covered them tightly with my hands.

And the whispering partner meeting.

Covering my mouth with my hand, I whispered to Lee Yumi's shoulder.

"First of all, I'm Yes. How about you?

Lee Yu-mi answered with her hand in my ear.

"I think I'm just going to get four votes."

Oh. I can't stop whispering.

I asked back, "Do you think there are four men alone?"

She closes her eyes and nods, apparently embarrassing.

Whoo-hoo, you must be sure. Kyung-ah is interested in Dong-hyun.

"I think I'll get five votes."

Yum tightened her chin as if she would follow my opinion.

I checked the other team's facial expressions. Like Lee Yu-mi, it seems that all women are not telling her choice. The boys were all sighing, 'We should tell each other'.

Each team took turns singing the number they wanted.

As expected, the most competitive one was the '4'. All three teams except us got four votes. Shim Kyung, that's sitting there wearing shakings. You should call five.

In the end, they decided to play rock-paper-scissors, and the other two teams cried and sang 6 and 7 to eat mustard.

"Well, then I'll check."

Lee Yeon-seo turned the rice bowl upside down, and there were only four coins for Yi Sun-sin, breaking my expectations. Shim Kyung, Shabalyeon!

The embarrassing laughter that spreads one by one among women, the firm faces of men.

"Hey, get the kicker down. What are we doing here? Let's go back to the Toto Axis."

When Dong-hyun, whose ad-lib skills rose today, spoke in a dejected voice, women's laughter grew louder and Chang-soo added.

"Come on, let's say goodbye. Everyone, take out your wallets."

"Make it exactly one-eighth to the tenth won level."

"How could you not get a single vote?"

Shim Kyung-ah, who washed away her laughter at that time, asked as if something was strange.

"Wait a minute, are you sure all men are yes?"

"I am yes."

Starting with my confession of conscience, all three bullies declared yes.

Shim Kyung-ah's voice rose.

"No, I was, too!”

Everyone's eyes turned to coins gathered at the table.

Even if I checked again, there were four Admiral Yi Sun-shin and four numbers.

Then it means that one of the men inserted the back, and that can't be true.

"What, someone rigged the vote. Get him."

Sang-hee raised her hand with her head tilted at my words.

"Wait a minute. Isn't the number the front?"

Lee Yumi mutters quietly.

"Isn't King Sejong the Great the front?"

He's looking for King Sejong in a hundred won bill.

That's very pathetic.

"King Sejong is 10,000 won." ··· The 100 won bill is Yi Sun-shin, and ···."

When I gave her a pin, Lee Yu-mi dropped her cheek on my shoulder. He pats his arm and laughs.

"Oh, King Sejong is 10,000 won. Hehehehe."

Your ears are cute.

The smell of perfume, which had been immune for a while, is making my mind soft.

Then Sang-hee asked carefully.

"Wouldn't it bother you to ask this……? Are there any foreigners in your parents?"

She replied coolly, saying, "I am half-blooded between my German father and my Korean mother." I heard that she has lived in Korea since she was young, so she is almost a Korean woman culturally.

According to Kim Eun-sil's additional explanation, she can speak three languages, German, English, and Korean, and she is currently working as an intern at the German Embassy.

At the words, Chang-soo, Dong-hyun, and in my order, the voluptuous German came out like a competition. (My second foreign language was German when I was in high school.)

"I don't know."

"Daredesdemden, Dithersdemned, Darthesdemdas, Dadeerdeni."

Mercedes Benz, BMW, Audi, Volkswagen.

"Bayern Munich, Stielike, Schwein Steiger, Philip Lam, Thomas Mueller."

"Cha Du-ri, Sechs Kies, Essen Bo-deuk."

"Who the hell is that? It's so funny, hahahaha."

"Is this the country of Chaboom? But why does beer taste like pee? Korean beer is bad."

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh, please stop it, I'm really sick."

"The beer tastes like pee, hahaha!"

"Why isn't the car airbag popping? Is this for the domestic use of the familiar Corea? I miss German cars."

"Hahahahaha!"

If the joke so far was jab, this time it was a boongboong hook that went into a series of hits. Adding to the accumulated amount of deals, the speaker burst, the listener burst, and the eight people stamping their feet at the same time. I could even look at it from the next table.

I was happy.

I was so happy that someone exploded into our joke.

"What's your blood type?”

Lee Yu-mi asked a question for the first time after a laugh bomb passed.

After laughing and talking, we seem to have become curious now.

Praise the endorphins.

[Here comes the bite] Don't forget that you have O blood type.]

an end

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