Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

"Ramen, would you like some?"

It was a line from 'Spring Day Goes' starring Yoo Ji-tae and Lee Young-ae.

At that time, it was buried in the famous line "How does love change?" and was not widely seen, but it is a work comment that has only recently spread like a trend.

It is meaningful in that it is mainly used by women. As an upgraded version of "I want to have a cup of coffee," which had been used until then, the fact that ramen food is more serious than coffee and gives lighter nuance than rice seems to have stimulated young people's emotions.

Sexists are lightweight and lovers are so heavy that they represent the era of the younger generation who created the word "some" in the middle stage.

It is also a truly important and seductive noun that tells us that the position of women who were only passive has changed that much.

Then what is the meaning of what Lee Yu-mi just said to me?

She said she wanted to eat ramen. If it was that much, I would be hungry, but the precondition of "boiled at home" that followed is shaking my mind vaguely.

a few seconds of brain-wasting operation

What is it? You want to go home?

You want me to take you out?

Where? My house? Your house?

No, it's not. It could just mean you want to eat ramen.

I also want to take a sip of the cold and spicy ramen soup.

Am I the only one who is deluding at what I said meaninglessly?

"Ramen? Do they sell ramen here?"

I muttered, holding up the menu next to the table. The hand that was holding up to Lee Yu-mi fell naturally.

As soon as the words were over, the voices of women 1, 2, and 3 followed like dominoes.

"Oh, I want to talk about ramen."

"One lamb in a pot.”

"That's right, ramen is the truth."

"Oh, spit. Brother, are you there?"

"Well, I have Nagasaki jjamppong, but I don't have ······ ramen. Oh, there is Japanese ramen. Shall we eat this?”

"No, that's not ramen."

Disappointment erupted among the women.

Lee Yu-mi, who was looking at the menu with me, also hums and moans.

I guess I just wanted to eat ramen.

It's bad that I was excited by what I said meaninglessly.

"If I tell the staff to cook it for me, can't I?"

"You can't just go to the gimbap heaven and pack it, can you?"

The peppers were rolling their heads to save ramen somehow, in a desperate bid to make it look good to women.

"Then shall we go to the ramen place for the second round? There should be seafood ramen at the sushi restaurant.”

"No~ I want to eat something that doesn't have anything in it."

"You can ask them to boil it like that."

Amid various opinions, Lee Yu-mi kept looking at the menu I was holding, leaning her upper body toward me. Sweep the front hair slightly. Stretch out your lips like a kiss and make a squeak.

It was as if he was deliberately flirting with me, as if he wanted me to take a closer look at his pretty face.

Then I'll appreciate it.

I put the menu and her face in a straight line and looked at her as if I were looking at the menu.

It's dirty and pretty from up close.

When I received the alcohol buff, I couldn't do anything about it. It was so unrealistic that there seemed to be some kind of membrane around him.

The skin is milky. It was smooth and moist like marble.

Originally, white people were said to be vulnerable to freckles, freckles, and redness due to their weak skin, but the skin seems to have inherited a gene from their mother's side. He doesn't get red when he drinks.

A light pink blusher was lightly painted near the cheekbones. The softness of the fur was reminiscent of a fresh peach.

Dark-brown eyes with deep eyes and the universe, lashes in full bloom like a flyhole, and neat double eyelids like pen.

How can a nose look like this? Even though the slim and high nose bridge is like that, the nose drops and tip lines are really fantastic.

Even if the nose with prosthetic material is next to it, this side looks more unnatural.

It's not human.

It is a work of art created by German sperm and Korean ova.

As I was looking at the tip of my soft-looking nose, I had an urge to touch it for a moment.

Can I touch it?

It's so pretty that I can just say that my hands are gone.

He was already acting at the same time as he thought.

The tip of Yum's nose was pointed lightly with the right index finger.

I pressed gently with my finger on it. Laughing, I can feel the cartilage moving! This is what I wanted to do!

Lee Yumi did not respond to that.

I just stare at myself and cry.

"Oh, I want to eat ramen."

The sweet smell of grapefruit came out of his mouth. The lower teeth moistened with saliva sparkled sexy. I wanted to grab the tongue that I could see through my mouth with my thumb and index finger and force it on my nipple.

My hand, which was twirling at the tip of my nose, was stroking her cheek. It was warm.

Actions that would not have been normally done are naturally carried out in the drunkenness and atmosphere.

Lee Yu-mi laid her face sideways and moved the center of gravity to my hand. My hand is stuck between her shoulder and her cheek.

She looked at me with a twisted look and spoke in a short tongue.

"Me, ramen. Huh?"

I could finally feel it.

This is a natural situation for her.

Just as a small and cute dog can't resist without touching it, it's a very natural phenomenon for a man to hold his hand, touch the tip of his nose, and pat his cheek.

He is clearly aware that he is pretty. I know how a man melts. In this era when beauty is prioritized more than ever before, he was thoroughly enjoying his talents.

I decided to love Germany from today.

Because it is the country of father-in-law.

Long live Deutsche Welcoming.

[Brother, everything is fine, but my nose is too wide. Take care of your facial expressions. It's too perverted.]

Shut up, you son of a gun.

Does it matter now, whether your nose is bigger or your house is bigger?

"Oh, what are you doing over there? Are you two filming a drama there?"

"Yumi looks drunk. Did you drink a lot?"

"Well, I don't think so. He's pretty strong."

The women's incursion was quickly blocked by Ha Sang-hee's representative.

"Come on, let's have a drink together. I rested too much. I don't get drunk, maybe because I'm weak.”

"What, I think your tongue is slightly twisted."

"I get tongue-tied after a drink.”

Dong-hyun and Chang-soo also distracted my eyes as if they were cheering for my solo home run.

"Oh, right. Doesn't Junko serve ramen as a basic side dish?"

"I think I saw Junko earlier."

"Yes, it's in the back alley of the Toto Axis."

"Then I'll just have to drink what's left and move."

Chaeyoung, Chaeyoung, the sound of a drinking cup bumping into each other.

I grabbed a glass of soju with the other hand that touched Lee Yumi's cheek and held it out to her.

"If you drink this, you're going to have ramen with me?"

After having a toast between the two of them, he frowns and laughs as he jokingly throws a parody comment.

Damn, if you say anything today, it's like rice cake.

The ensuing taunts of third parties didn't even catch my ears.

All we have to do is laugh.

She took her cheek off my shoulder and brushed the glass lightly.

***

Junko, the second destination, had to walk about a block.

It was a structure in which women took the lead and we followed a few steps behind. It is time for the operation meeting to proceed naturally, either for you or us.

My vocal cords stuck to the women's side, and I took out a cigarette and said to Dong-hyun, who bit me.

"Hey, Shim Kyung-ah likes you."

"Who is Shim Kyung-ah? Oh, the one in front of me?"

"Oh. I heard what you guys were talking about when you went to smoke.”

"I think you're trying to screw me up.”

"No, I'm really interested in you. When we were playing Truth or Dare, he put the front on his own. That's you."

Dong-hyun nodded as he looked at the back of Shim Kyung-ah, who was going in front of him.

"That's why you gave me that drink? Even when you were resting, she and I kept drinking."

"I think so. Did you get the number?"

"I haven't asked you yet. I'll open it as soon as I get in. I'm not dead yet, you bastards. Damn it, huh? Powersex, shit."

He must be feeling better, he shrugs his shoulders and bluffs like you're feeling better. When the girls were not looking back, they shook their hips back and forth like a male monkey mating, but it must have seemed unfortunate to Chang-soo.

Changsu quickly cut the flow and changed the topic.

"Isn't today the funniest day ever?"

replied Sang-hee.

"Yeah. First of all, I'm glad they're nice. He's got good reactions and laughs."

"The more I looked at it, the better I looked at all four of them."

"Yeah, shhabal. We're not asking for a lot of things, are we? Have fun drinking, playing games and talking, okay?

"But I think Gwynam is already doing well. You have a lot of power."

In response to Sang-hee's praise, I also took the male monkey mating pose and shook my hips back and forth.

"Elf and Power Sex, shit."

Dong-hyun mumbles as if he is disappointed.

"I took it first when I saw it at the convenience store earlier. I've known him since he asked me to change seats."

"My friend, that's a misunderstanding. I changed it for you on purpose because I didn't know that you liked it. Honestly, she's fine, isn't she?

"It's all right."

"Then Chang-soo and I can just decide. Who do you like between the two? I'm fine with both."

Chang-soo answered with a gulp.

"Oh, I've been thinking about Yumi the whole time, but she stole it first. Then I'll be Kim Eun-sil. The milk is big."

"And doesn't he look a little like a Shinozaki kid.

"Oh, right, right."

"Then I'll mark Lee Yeon-seo.”

"Oh, it's fun, but I'm so tired. If only I had been 10 years younger……."

"You didn't have the money to spare time and energy. But I can't play like this at this age. It's also with kids in their 20s."

Then there was a vibration in my pants pocket.

It's a phone call because it's ringing long.

"Munyeong Gongdu "

What?

This week's Friday night was a pre-arranged one from a few days ago, saying that he would play with the Daecheon members.

I got a text message that I went home around 2 a.m., and I even talked to Lee Yu-mi on the phone before I joined. I told you I was going to sleep.

It's 5:13 in the morning.

I woke up in the middle of the conversation, but I rarely called like this.

In addition, his voice was like always like that. If he fell asleep, he wouldn't wake up even if he was clubbed. Why?

Did you even dream of me meeting a woman?

It is highly likely. He was the one who was grumpy and grumpy on the day I dreamt of cheating.

-Wow-wow-wow-wow.

The vibration was cut off as soon as I was contemplating whether to receive it or not.

Dong Hyun asks.

"Who is it?"

"Oh? Moonjung. You must have just woken up."

"What did you say to her today?”

"I told you I'd meet you for a drink."

- Woo-woo-Woong

Immediately, the second outgoing vibration rang, and at the same time, the vocal cords that were eavesdropping on women's conversations flew quickly and shouted.

[Boy! I think I'm ready!] Lee Yumi is tired so she goes home first!]

Damn it! The kid who's been fine all this time! Ramen, ramen, how could you go home with ramen in front of you?

It means I want to have sex with you! I think the girls have noticed anyway, so just hold hands and take them. I live alone in Ahyeon-dong.]

Ha-il, Lee You-mi!

Long live Deutsche Welcoming!

Turn off the phone and speak proudly to the peppers.

"Hey, I gotta go in first.”

"What, why? Moonjeong, long time?"

"No, I'm going to have sex with Yumi."

"Hey, you son of a gun, I'd like to say ········, but I'm going to be simple today, so enjoy it."

"Happy."

"Have a good luck.

an end

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