Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

"I feel like I'm driving. I can't believe I'm so relaxed."

Moonjeong said, looking out of the car window. The car was going slow because it was rush hour, but he seems to be excited just because he didn't take the crowded bus.

There is a seat bus from the front of the house to the front of the company, but they say they always go between people, let alone sit down.

"I wish the West would take me every day."

"Shall we buy a car?"

"Do you have money? I heard it costs tens of millions."

"I'm living on an installment plan anyway.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Let's buy a car!"

"Luck, how much is your salary?"

"It's 1.2 million won, but it's a little over 1 million won."

"Hey, you're getting a lot. It's the same salary as the employee I got at the pork belly restaurant 10 years ago.”

I'm a little sullen and siding with the company, maybe you noticed me being sarcastic.

"But in this day and age, there's no way you can let someone like me work."

"Hey, what's wrong with you? You need to raise your self-esteem.”

"You need something to put forward to increase your self-esteem ··· I was a high school graduate, I couldn't study, I didn't know how to do anything, and I was short and..."

"Hey, you have a pretty face. These days, men get plastic surgery to get a job? I have to thank my parents for being born with good features."

"I don't need any faces, so I want to be born rich."

"But you admit to being pretty?”

"I don't know how pretty it is, but I think it's a little cute."

"So cute."

"Do I still look pretty in the West?"

"You're prettier now than when I first saw you."

"You'll love me even if I'm an old lady?”

"I wouldn't be from this world when you were a little old lady."

He's wandering around the old town with his vocal cords, and he's hitting his daughter.

Moonjeong's eyes were reddened by the saying that I was not from this world.

"Don't say that. I feel like crying all of a sudden."

"It's been a while since we dated, hasn't it?"

She wiggled through the mobile phone anniversary application and said it was her 128th day.

"Because the West had never officially asked me out, I just made it the day we first met."

"Oh, it was a monumental day. But it's already been over 100 days? We didn't celebrate our 100th anniversary.”

"What does that mean? Every day is an anniversary."

"You are a woman, ···."

"I just need the West to stay with me. So don't say that you're going to die. Just one more hour than I do."

"Are you really going to marry me?"

He answered about two seconds late.

"If you say ········, you can do it."

Oh. Normally, I would have mentioned the names of the Ji brothers (G-Dragon, Zico) and said no, but today I got a different answer.

"I don't want to get married yet. You won't think about it until you're 40.”

"I'm not thinking right now either. And if you're 40, you only have six years left. I'm still 26 years old, hahaha!"

Look at the generation gap.

"I might cry and hang on then, but I won't do it for you, so do it from now on. Where are you 14 years younger than me? You're measuring me. Oh, thank you for meeting me, I can't bow enough."

"I'm sorry I'm old."

"To be honest with you, there's no woman like me! No, it's not!"

"Yes, I am Moon Jung Hurrah."

"Oh, this is always lying down and receiving my compliment. Do you know what one of my little wishes is?"

"What is it?"

"Sung Gwi-nam came to my house after breaking up with me, crying and begging me to see him again.”

Just imagining it, he talks with a smile on his nose.

'Then I said, 'No, go back. 'It's too late,' he says, 'and he turns cool.'

It sounds rather sad to hear.

Have I ever hurt you that much?

After Ha-yeon and her two-timers, they have been working very hard not to be blamed.

Of course I must be the son of a dog. But on the premise that he doesn't know, he does everything he can as a boyfriend!

"Hey, I'm good at this. How hard I try not to listen to the thief ···."

"I'm good at it, but I don't think I think I care about myself as much as I love you. Sometimes I feel like I have a crush on myself."

"Hey, man, that's a shame to say. I'm having a lot of heartache because of you!"

"You're lying. You're just pretending. Does that person allow you to go meet Minho? If he loved me with all his heart, he would have been jealous and told me not to go."

Wow, wow.

It's been a while since I've been angry.

Do you take it that way?

He even cried when he didn't believe him.

I really know a woman's heart, but I don't know.

"Hey, don't go! Park Min-ho is a mess and don't meet anyone! And tell me one more story about a male celebrity in front of me! Get out of the office! I have so many male employees and I work for a company! No, don't even get out of your house! I can't stand being jealous when I think street men see you!"

"LOL, LOL, LOL."

"Are you laughing? Wow, I'm angry. If you resign today and go home from work, go to the salon and shave your head and stay at home."

"Did your handsome man get angry?"

"Do I look like I'm not gonna do it? Not long ago, you said you had a lot of suspicious diseases, huh? I'm not jealous anymore. What do you say? What am I supposed to do? You're a human being!"

[Oh, brother! Kick! Break!]

"Hey!"

Clunk!

"Mom!"

Wow, if my vocal cords hadn't told me, I'd have hit it.

The car behind me honked its horn in protest of my sudden stop. I blinked at the hazard lights as a sign of my apologies.

Without the seat belt, Moon Jung-eun would have fallen to a sudden stop. I'm coughing as if Saree stopped by.

"Kkkkk! Are you okay?" Kellock!

Even though I knew it was first to ask if I was okay, I got emotional because of the trauma of having a drunk accident before.

"Why are you scratching people's minds? You almost had an accident!”

[Look at him turning the wheel upside down]

"I'm sorry, brother."

"I've had a car accident before, so I'm sensitive about this. Oh, I'm annoyed."

"Don't be angry, I'm sorry ···."

You don't have to be in an accident. Don't waste your feelings about what's already happened. Munjeong is on her way to work.]

"Are you hurt? Take a look at the belt."

I asked with all my heart at the words of the vocal cords. Nevertheless, the wrinkles caught between the eyes did not unravel.

Moon Jung-eun is down in the dumps.

"I'm fine. I'm sorry I almost caused an accident."

"No, it's because I can't drive. Sorry for being mad. I got angry at the moment."

"I'm not going to meet Minho. I won't even talk about celebrities. But I have to go to work."

"Hey, I'm kidding."

"No, come to think of it, you're the one I'm going to kill."

"Would you like to touch the pepper?"

"No, no, no."

This doesn't work.

When I asked Moonjung if she wanted to touch her chest, I felt so relieved.

the bitter silence flowing in the car

When I glanced at him with my side eyes, he was wiggling his fingers like a dog left alone in an empty house.

Come on, this is how it goes all the whole time. Usually, he plays a lot of strange pranks and is very shy and timid, so even if he gets a little angry, he loses his spirits like this.

As soon as he carefully took his foot off when he saw the car in front of him move, Moon Jung-eun opened his mouth first.

"Are you angry?"

"No, I was surprised."

"Touch your chest ···."

"Hahahaha!

"Why?"

"What a pain in the chest."

"It's a panacea."

"No, it's my fault now, so I won't touch it to reflect."

"I'd love to touch you, too.

"I can't do this when I'm driving. It's dangerous."

"Ahhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Are you feeling better?”

"I almost caused an accident, but there's nothing to do about it." You just have to shut up."

"Shall we listen to Zico's music?"

"No, I transferred."

"To whom?"

"BewhY."

"What is she again?"

"Show me your money! The winner."

"Play it for me."

-day day~

"Wow, what is she? It's no joke. It's a monster."

"Stop?"

"Handsome?"

"You look cute. Here, picture."

"Hey, what's so cute about this? I'm 1.5 times as handsome!"

"Why, you're attractive."

"So you're going to marry her?”

"I'm watching you."

[They're both simple, so it's easy to solve] Amoeba couple.]

***

After dropping Moon Jung-eun off at the company, she arrived near Nonhyeon-dong's house where Go Ah-mi took her address.

Even though the car was backed up, there was an hour's surplus.

I decided to have a cup of coffee.

I got off in front of a cafe near Nonhyeon Elementary School. It was a space where about three cars could be parked, but a white BMW 5 Series was built.

Hoot, is there anyone who rides this kind of car these days?

The eyes of men who were enjoying morning coffee inside the show window were drawn to Porsche.

Although it's not my car, they all look below me.

This is why people say that seats make people.

I feel like I should drink espresso for some reason.

As soon as I went inside, I strained my shoulders and told the male part-timer.

"Can I pull over in front of the car?"

"Yes, it's all right."

"I'd like a cup of hot espresso, please.”

"Do you want a double shot?"

"Yes, well, you may."

"Then I'll give you a double shot."

I got a vibrating bell and came out to the terrace.

As you can see, you put the car key on the table and turn on the smartphone screen, which the vocal cords say.

I'm a piece of shit.]

"Huh?"

[I think I'm out of my mind] Let's think about it now.]

"What?"

[He's so arrogant right now.]

"How about me?

[He's not a kid bragging about his toys] What kind of guy is Porsche on the floor of Gangnam? I'm embarrassed.]

"Hey, you're making me feel like a bourgeoisie. Isn't that so obvious?"

[You're not in a mood, you're bluffing about someone else's car] That's enough! I'm a dick!]

"Hey, hey, hey."

[I'm leaving?]

"I'm a piece of shit."

[Loudly.]

"I'm a piece of shit."

[One more time.]

"I'm a piece of shit! That's enough, you son of a gun."

[Three more times in mind.]

It's not like you're being trained.

I'm a piece of shit. I'm a piece of shit. I'm a piece of shit.

We are the Republic of Korea Army loyal to the nation and the people.

One. We defend liberal democracy and become a force for the unification of our country.

It's been 10 years since I was discharged, and I'm getting out of the army.

"I did."

[Relaxing his legs]

"Hey, you can't cross your legs!"

I solved it.

[Putting the keys in the pocket.]

"Hey, hey."

I put it in.

[When I get my coffee, I thank my part-timer, thank you, thank you.]

"I always do that."

[Do it with all your heart.]

I did it with all my heart.

***

I spent time exchanging Kakao messages with the members of Harlem Pool.

I asked Lee Soo-mi if she had made a decision yet to work for Amazones. I'm coming once this Saturday.

I also contacted Song Ji-hye after a long time. I'm going to work at the flower shop of Express Bus Terminal from next week. It was in the same Gangnam area. He said, "Let's have a meeting with the members of Haeundae soon."

Go A-mi came a little after 11 o'clock.

I was going to take a nap for a moment, but I fell asleep.

He was dressed casually, without makeup, skinny jeans, sneakers, a t-shirt with a night view, and a large shoulder bag.

"What kind of coffee do you want?”

"Oh, I'll order.”

"Are you not hungry?”

"I'm a little hungry, but ··· Stop by the rest stop and eat."

"There's a sandwich in the car, so let's go and eat."

"Did the chief not sleep?”

"Why, do I look tired?"

My dark circles came down to my chin.

Kim In-na, Ji Sun-kyung, and Moon Jung-eun have been playing together in a few hours, so that's understandable.

"Tell me if you're tired. I'll drive."

"No, it's okay. It's not that bad."

Ko A-mi, who nodded, went into the store. The men's eyes glaze conditionally at her figure.

As soon as I heard the superiority of having a tteok-pan with other beauties every day because I had built up some blessings in my previous life, my vocal cords rang the alarm, saying, "Oh, another arrogant expression is coming out?"

I murmured like a brainwashed man.

"I'm a piece of cake, I'm a piece of cake."

an end

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