Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

"I want to sleep with you today."

When Jini told her how she felt, she seemed genuinely surprised this time, 'Lee Seung-ah. Did you hear me wrong?' he blinked his eyes.

" ········Huh?"

"Haha, are you surprised?"

"No, well, let's just say I'm surprised."

Then the genie bursts into laughter.

Come on, kkkkhhahaha. Master, I'm sorry!}

'Huh? Why?'

I just made that up! Hahahahahaha!

[Hahahaha! You know how to joke, don't you? It was so funny!]

'Hahaha, you naughty boy. You're freaking out because you want to go through it! Is it fun? It's fun!'

I'm sorry. Hing, are you angry?

That's right.

What I just said was like proposing to Kang Seung-ah.

I want to sleep with you, go.

Kang Seung-ah couldn't speak because she looked like her soul was drawn out.

"Oh, my God, Jilin panties, that's not it. ···."

What, did that work?

" ·········, it's not that it's not. I want to sleep with Jilin panties."

"No, if you say that all of a sudden..."

"You're embarrassed, aren't you? I'm so embarrassed right now. I was making eye contact with Jilin panties, and her eyes were so beautiful and fascinating that I was sneezing as if I was possessed.”

"This seems like sexual harassment now ············."

I flapped my hands at her with a slightly stiff expression and protested with the pureest face possible.

"Oh, no. It's not like that at all. I apologize quickly if you felt bad. I'm sorry."

"Well, I don't know how to deal with this. If you were joking, I think you went too far."

Help me, believe me. Coupon!

All right, load up. Fire!

"I've lived in Europe for a long time, so I'm not used to dealing with Korean women yet. Confessing to a girl you like was very popular there. Well, that's not an excuse. Whatever the reason is, I'm really sorry. I made a big mistake."

Put your right thumb and index finger on it and activate the Germanic Descendants!

(German) But I really want to have sex with you. I'm gonna make you feel like you're a 10-time multi-orgasm, motel call? Call?"

"Oh, what language did you just say that?”

"Germany."

"What did you say?”

"I'm sorry and sorry. I apologize to the point where white bones have been thrown out and there is no need for it. Forgive me, Cole?

Kang Seung-ah snorted in a way that it was bland.

"Germany is really good to live?"

I nodded my thumbs up like a reporter from my hometown at 6 o'clock in my hometown.

"Oh, great. My house was right in front of the Rhine.”

"Oh, really?"

"Yes, it's 500 and 30 and the yard was really big. Every weekend, I call my German friends and watch the Bundesliga, and if I grab a fist of Lotte Vienna sausage in the Cass Canmac and munch it, there's no heaven."

"Hahahaha, why are you going there and drinking Cass?"

"German kids like Korean beer. You said it looked like you were peeing."

"Hahaha!"

"On the day I ordered two chicken, I was so crazy that I had a lot of Gut and Gut. I wondered if there was any national prestige. That's what patriotism is."

Like his pen name, Kang burst into laughter and fell to the side.

"Oh, I'm going crazy! It's so funny!"

(German) Are you fooled again, Seung-ah. I don't even have a passport."

"Oh, funny. It's been a while since I laughed because of Sung Ki. I'll give you a bottle of hateful comments, and I'll give you the medicine with laughter."

"Then I'll just have to go with a flat one."

"Oh, right. What's your real name? It's weird to keep calling him by his nickname."

"Seongguinnam."

"That's the same as your nickname.”

"No, my nickname is last name, Ki, Nam and my name is last name, ear, and Nam."

Already in my gag hell, she burst into laughter again, saying that even her real name, which is not much different from her nickname, was funny.

"Come on, have a drink."

"Ta-da!"

I poured out a glass of wine and started playing mind reading again.

"Shall I guess Jilin's panties' name?”

"Try to guess."

"Look me in the eye and think of my name."

"Yes, I did."

In Kang Seung-ah's eyes, which met my eyes, there was a gun and warmth that I couldn't see before. Something cute. I'm falling for it.

I also called her real name by making eye contact with my eyes full of self-interest.

"Kang Seung-ah."

" ········ is awesome. How do you really do this? What about everyone majoring in psychology?"

"Oh, I'm not a major, I just licked up my German application.”

"Please let me know."

"When I'm looking at my eyes, I get a jing signal. They say that the eyes are windows that reflect the mind.”

[Excited] I'm excited.]

"And when I found out that Seung-ah was a female writer, I got the feeling. Oh, Kang Seung-ah in "Deal hospitality" is a character that reflects himself. Am I right?

"Not 100 percent, but about 70 percent?"

"I think that's why readers love Kang so much. It was different from the characters Seung-ah wrote.”

"How is it different?”

"Well, I think other characters have a strong sense of passive movement depending on the set story line. It's cliche and obvious, so I'm less nervous. I don't understand the male protagonist who needs to keep the balance. Now that I know that the writer was a woman, I understand. But that's what I thought the most. Oh, the writer must have never dated anyone before. Hikikomori with no friends around it."

"Oh, that's what I hear the most."

"Well, it's as if women are puzzled by the man's wild honey.”

" ······· importantly, that doesn't mean that I'm good at making female characters. As Sung Ki-nam said, the male lead who was supposed to be the center of the game was neither Lee nor I, so other female characters had to be adapted to it."

"But only one. Kang Seung-ah was something different. It feels like I'm the only one moving in color in a black-and-white TV. If you look at Kang Seung-ah's part, it's not that different from the ones in the rankings. The internal description was very realistic."

She nodded her head with her closed lips, all in agreement.

"You're not hurt, are you?"

"No, I just don't like malicious comments, but I like to criticize them. Please continue."

At that time, the conversation was cut off for a while because the food I ordered came out.

After the staff walked away, I stabbed her in the lung without a double track.

"Seung-ah, you don't have much experience, do you?"

" ········Huh?"

Oh my gosh. Why are you suddenly coming in?}

"Why? Does the article show that?"

"Of course. Kang Seung-ah's psychological description is good, and she's very charming in everyday scenes, but when I move on to the most important Eusha scene, I'm strangely less interested."

"I see…········."

"If you don't take care of yourself for a day, you're going to die, aren't you?

"Yes."

"At first, I was pessimistic, but without my knowledge, I fell into the main character's flashy sex-kill and became a virgin, and I couldn't really relate to the changing process. And I definitely have sex, but I don't see the scene vividly. I just feel like, 'Oh, it's just a sentence listed.'

"You mean there's nothing popping up, right?”

"Yes, my readers have already taken off their pants and prepared toilet paper, but there's nothing special after that. It's so, so futile."

"Hahahaha. Has Sung Ki-nam ever done that?"

"Huh? No, I'm not the type to lose weight after gossiping. All you can do is to help out with the snow."

"Hahaha, what do you do to help?"

"Anyway, 'deal hospitality' is really a shame. If I had only focused on Kang Seung-ah, I would have had the best heroine comparable to oats. ··········."

"Oh, I didn't do anything right. I really wanted to make it on "Saekpia," but I guess I have to give up and dig back into romance. Or go to the BL."

"It's too early to give up. Do you want me to release the material I'm talking about?

Kang Seung-ah, who only said she was going to give materials to a truck, began to listen to me.

I ordered another bottle and started talking.

If it is too similar to what I look like in real life, it can cause problems later, so I changed my job or name appropriately.

"The main character is a lover in his mid-30s. That's not good enough. I'm a fast-food restaurant employee and I can see ghosts. I've rarely had a proper relationship, and I've always been able to relieve my desire at work, but from some point on, it's not fun.”

Wait a minute.

Let me wipe my tears.

"One day. While looking for a house to move to, I meet a male ghost in an empty house. He's a pretty boy from a host bar player. But he's gonna let you have sex with a real estate lady all of a sudden. Hehehehehehehehehehe. He said, "Put out your hand." He's giving you his power, right? It's called a puck screen, and in Korean, it's called "cheek-chang." After I got it, I touched the real estate lady, and I found the information I needed for sex."

"Hmm? It's fun to set it up.”

"Well, here's a little twist. It turns out that he was a terminal voyeurist. Watching me play, she's hitting her daughter next to me. And then, he told me to have sex with as many women as possible, and he coached me from A to Z."

"Laughing, aren't you being too emotional?"

"What?"

"You're almost the first person to play the lead role."

"Oh, did I? Hahahaha!

"Wait, I need to take a note. I think the setting is really good.”

Kang Seung-ah, who took out the practice book, began to write down my gem-like story as much as the Arabian Night.

"Wow, I think you'd better write it yourself."

"Hey, do you write for anyone? You saw me write a letter of apology earlier."

"Yes, I agree."

While another bottle of alcohol was being emptied, I took a breather after an episode of meeting a main-class heroine, Moon Jung-eun and Sung-ah, just before hitting a nightly home run with bullies.

"Is this about 30 episodes?"

"Well, I think it'll be up to episode 50 if I explain and describe the character."

"No, no. In the beginning, you have to hit it quickly with a rice cake face. Because the vocal cords don't leave the main character alone. This is a time when I didn't have many items, so I couldn't help but run out of energy, but no matter how much it was worth sleeping for a few hours, I was too involved."

asked her, with a puff of laughter.

"Is the ghost's name vocal cords?"

"Seung-ah, you can change the name of the character on your own."

"Maybe it's because you're funny, but it's very vivid. It's really fun to do that. You don't think it's a real experience? Kick, kick."

"Haha, I wish I could, too.”

My narrative based on realism seems to have been gently exciting Kang Seung-ah.

Oh, it's here. Finally, the love is on Kang Seung-ah's panties! Just the nipples touching the bra makes me feel like this!}

Genie shouted.

The reward for accomplishing the mission has been dropped.

[Yoshi. Here's a rare item.]

Caravan Motel: My own camping car where you can enjoy sex anytime, anywhere! As soon as the item is used, it moves to the parallel world with one woman registered in the chewing window. In the meantime, in the real world, two people's code of conduct is entered and the alter ego plays a role instead.

[Fighter, Go on a Trip Now!]]

I don't know what it is, but Yoshi!

As if satellite reception was unstable, the surrounding area temporarily shook. Of course, it is invisible to Kang. And that's it.

What, is it working?

{Yes, applied.}

I pulled the curtains off and looked at the other table. There were about three tables besides us, but nothing changed, we were chatting and drinking.

"Why? What do you want me to do?”

Kang Seung-ah is the same.

"No, I was wondering how full the guests were."

{Looks the same, but this is a parallel world. Other people can't see you and Kang Seung-ah and hear your voice, so you can have sex and groan as much as you want.}

'Oh, really? Kang Seung-ah, what's your condition?

I think it's possible because the spirit of drinking is high enough and the excitement level is high with the story of the master. Please move to the next seat and continue to talk and attack the vocal cords.}

- Pinpoint: Back stem, knee

St. Fantasy: Sex with another man every day like Kang Seung-ah in the novel.

"Hmm, Hmm."

Re-opening the curtain, I slipped my butt into Kang Seung-ah's seat.

an end

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