Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

The coming is here.

The time to roll the worst dice is 10 minutes away.

In a few minutes I may be in another world.

I took out a lease form from real estate and checked the date to bring back memories of that time. The day I signed this house was the day I met my vocal cords.

March 16, 2016

"Wow, it hasn't been a year since we met, has it?"

I think we've been together for 10 years.]

"I know."

Did you memorize the number correctly?]

"Uh."

Even if it was one-sixth of a probability, it had been arranged in preparation for a possible return.

First of all, Lotto number.

The flower of the return is a thousand dollars.

The first place winner memorized two second-place numbers, which were high in prize money with safety bread, because something troublesome could happen. It costs nearly 50 million won even with tax restrictions.

I feel like I can't do anything if I get too greedy.

The vocal cords nodded satisfactorily and continued.

[Shin Seunghoon, please play "I Believe"]]

I played the song on my cell phone.

In line with the BGM, he said it was a must-have shame for me, and listed about five or six things in a way that worried about his son who entered elementary school.

Oh, Philip, don't be away from me. It's not going to be a breakup like this.

[First, please don't do anything stupid. If I had followed my orders, I would have had sex twice as much as I am now.]

"Uh. I'll try."

Oh, Philip, the way to me will only come a little further.

[Second. I don't know anyone else, but I have to meet her again.]

"You should."

[Learn boxing in advance, too. It's ugly to have a dog fight with young people. Sometimes, even if I say whatever I want, he just does it. I try to hold it in as much as possible, but when I see you do it, I get angry and stick out of the blue. Also, I think it would be good to meet Jini as soon as possible for the easy work.]

lastly

[This is what I told you when I first met you. My mom is a really cool girl, so you should meet her.]

"Hey, you little bastard."

[Moonjung and Hayeon will meet again, right?]

"You should. How can you pretend you don't know when you're caught in the eye?"

[Yes, I'd like to oppose it if I were honest, but they've changed their lives to good because of you.]

That’s right.

Although I've done a lot of crap, it's clear that I've had a positive impact on their lives as a result.

Moon Jung-yi broke away from Cho Yoon-jung and became an ordinary office worker, and Ha-yeon regained her dream of becoming a singer she had given up on.

Since both of them were part-timers of lip service, chances are low that they will not meet due to the unexpected butterfly effect. The same goes for the members of Amazoness. As long as the big crew of Lip Service and Amazones is set, it will not deviate much from the current Techtree.

However, it is highly likely that she will not be able to meet the women she met by chance at night or summer vacation. But it doesn't really matter because none of them are attached to them.

Yum is a bit of a waste, but since you know the hidden quest that if you have sex with a woman with foreign blood, you can speak the foreign language, you can go to Europe and meet real elf girls.

The time limit for the chaff or worst die is only five minutes away. Failure to use the dice will result in the worst penalty, so please use within the time limit.

[Cute guy 1.0] Let's say goodbye.]

"But I think you and I are thinking too clearly. What, did you drop any braille or something?”

[No, it's not bad to have it in advance. Anyway, it's been fun and just walk there as well.]

"Uh. Just walk along the road with Sung Gwi-nam No. 2 ��."

Master, please find me quickly.

"Yes, as soon as I get there, I'll get you out of here."

Shouldn't we say hello to Moonjung and Hayeon?]

"That's enough. Nothing's changing here anyway. We'll meet again in your world and do better than we do now."

I never said, 'And if you go that far, you'll really be back.' No matter how fully prepared you are, it is true that you are a little scared, not to mention that the return is the worst.

I touched the dice and checked the penalty once again.

1. Initializing pheromone release rate

2. Impotence and assessment limit for one month

3. Randomly delete two-thirds of inventory items

4. Randomly delete one-half of the active and passive skills

5. Initialization of appearance and physical ability compensation

6. Return to midnight on puck screen acquisition day

"The best is number three. We can collect the items again.”

[Come on, stop talking and roll fast]]

"You must be anxious not to let me go. What? You bastard's wife, do you have insurance in front of me? Hey!"

Oh, my dear old man, what are you saying so upsetting?]

"But keep rolling the dice. You're giving me a hard time. We've been cheating on girls since morning!

[ ······· Is it fun?]]

"Uh. It's fun."

I'm a little sorry to the world's emotional group over there. I have to match this kind of unfounded ad-lib from the beginning.

"Yeah, you're starting to get along a little bit, but you have to teach it all over again.”

Ah, Shubal.

My vocal cords are like that, so I'm talking as if my regression is almost a fact.

Words make sense, good idea! Good idea! Number three! Number three!

"Then I'll roll."

[Yes.]

Oh, please, please, come on.

"Shout together! Number three! Number three! Number three!

[No.3! No.3!]

#3! #3!}

"Here we go!"

I double-touched the dice by floating the inventory window in visualization mode.

You used a non-compliance penalty, 'Bad or Worst Dice'.

A hologram dice the size of a small delivery box jumps into the air and soon falls to the ground and rolls.

"Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam!"

Three! Three! Three! Three!

[Brother.]

"Uh!"

He was the best partner.]

What's wrong with his expression? Where it's decided, ·······

At that moment, the dice stopped, and the number of dots on the top was, of course, six.

"Oh, shit, six. Vocal cords, genie! I loved you, you w ·······………."

-Swoowook

" ·········~"

Sniff, sniff.

What's this smell of widower smells like.

And the texture of the damp pillow.

Damn it.

It's the semi-underground house where you used to live.

I checked the time and date with the cell phone that I groped under the pillow.

March 16, 2016 AM 00:00

After I got out of bed, I turned on the light and went to the bathroom mirror.

"What the hell is this guy?"

Since all the changes in appearance that he has received as compensation have been completely haggard and his hair has been damaged, isn't there a Sung Gwi-nam who can't even open his eyes?

"Ha-ha, look at this. Damn it, it's the best damn thing in the world."

I didn't have a vocal chords to answer to myself.

* * *

The dickens are the dickens.

It is important from now on.

What time did I go to real estate that day? It must have been between 4:30 and 5 o'clock since I was out on break time at the lip service.

That's not possible, but if I go a little late and someone else signs a contract first, it will be a real disaster, so the process until I meet my vocal cords should be as same as that day.

I spent most of the night in bed, fiddling with my smartphone like a victim.

I've been tamed by Hercules's medicine for nearly half a year, so I'm so tired that I didn't sleep.

9 a.m

I went to work in a lip service wearing clothes like Kim Chun-sam, the king of beggars, who wanted to put them in an old clothes collection box.

Whoo-hoo, since Hayeon was a morning part-timer, it's been a while since I've seen the ordinary person, Min Ha-yeon.

However, since it is an ironclad version of a girl who had a boyfriend, we should refrain from saying unnecessary things and doing things.

Following the manual my body remembered, I started preparing for the opening by opening a no-gari with the lip service workers I met for the first time in a long time.

"Hello."

Huh? Who is it?

I came in alone after cleaning up the fire that had been delivered in front of the store, and why is the woman I've never seen before saying hello to me wearing an employee uniform?

Park Bo-gum, Pa and Oh Seung-hee were the only female employees at the lip service.

"Oh, yes."

I checked her name tag with a reflective nod.

Park Mi Young?

Who is it?

It was similar to Oh Seung-hee, but her name is unfamiliar and her face is very unfamiliar!

I asked Choi Tae-soo who was managing the charcoal fire.

"Hey, who's that woman?"

"Who?"

"Park Mi-young?"

"Park Mi-young is Park Mi-young. Why?"

"Our staff?"

Tae-soo asks back, wiping his nose with his gloveed hands.

"Did you drink a lot yesterday?”

"Where are you going, Seunghee?"

"Who's Seung-hee?”

"Oh Seung-hee."

"Oh Seung-hee, ·······?"

"Don't you know?"

"You must be sober. I'll wrap it up, so go to the sauna."

Oh, something's wrong with this.

I asked Ko Seok-hyun after Tae-soo, and he responded the same way.

Park Mi-young is in the position where Oh Seung-hee should be.

a dog-cheeking game

This is kind of ominous.

The ominous foreboding turned to conviction by 10 a.m. when part-timers came to work.

There is no smoking.

Two of the three morning part-timers were right, but where Ha-yeon was supposed to be, a child named Lee Soo-yeon, who has a similar appearance and atmosphere as Ha-yeon, is replacing her.

I could feel it.

There are no women in this world I've returned to having sex with.

That's what I'm saying ·······

"Hey, is my afternoon part-time job called Moon Jung?"

"I've heard of it.”

"No Jung Sung-ah, no Kim Song-hee, no Choi Mi-hyun, right?"

"You haven't memorized their names yet?”

"Uh. I'm confused with where I used to work."

"Take care."

It was a little strange.

I wonder what the worst penalty this is.

Of course, regression itself is an idiot, but I thought it wasn't enough to have the title "worst," but this huge poop was waiting for me.

to have none

There's no one.

All the guys I knew were replaced by other people. It's a person who gives off a similar vibe.

Just in case, I went to Park Mi-young and asked her indirectly.

Do you like Park Bo-gum?”

"Why?"

"I thought you'd like it."

"How did you know?”

"Oh, I like Bogum, too. Answer me. You look so attractive in 1988.”

She muttered in a slightly curt tone.

"You said you didn't even know my name last time."

It's what I expected.

Even though the appearance and name are different, the inner settings such as personality and taste are the same.

Then where the hell did those kids I knew go?

He's not here at all!

It bites!

High연!

My queen!

You're an idiot!

Soup!

And Sunkyung!

"Chief, take your spoon!"

"Oh, yes."

Sitting in the room, I calmed down my confusion by wiping my spoons and chopsticks with a dry towel.

Start, start, start, start, start.

Damn you, you're picking people up and letting them go, burning Gyro Drop.

Wait a minute.

Then it means that Kang Hee-yeon is not there even if you go to real estate, and that's going to cause a butterfly effect, so wouldn't the meeting with the vocal cords be canceled?

I don't know about anything else, but I need to protect my vocal cords and chirping.

What should I do?

Shall we go to real estate now?

"Brother, aren't they crazy?”

"Who is it?"

"Twice."

"Oh, are they TWICE?"

It was a conversation between Tae-soo and Seok-hyun who watched TWICE's music video on TV.

-How can I not move, make me elegant, fake, fake, ·········.

"Do you know them?"

"I know."

"Oh, you're quite a new generation."

"Are you kidding me?"

When I looked up at the screen, I froze.

I think Hayeon is one of the members of TWICE.

I thought I was mistaken because my faces flashed by, but I looked closely and opened it again, but I was sure that Hayeon was right.

"Huh ·······?"

I hurriedly turned on my cell phone screen and searched for TWICE.

-TWICE singer

Members: Nayeon, Jeongyeon, Momo, Sana, Jihyo, Hayeon, Mina, Dahyun, Chaeyoung and Tzuyu. MINA, DAHYUN, CHAEYOUNG, TZUYU

JYP Entertainment

There is. Ha Yeon.

Hahahaha.

There are ten TWICE members in the world.

And one of them is Hayeon.

Our Ha-yeon has risen!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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