Physician’s Odyssey

Gu Rushan walked in through the back door of Sanweitang with his duck tongue cap and sunglasses in low profile. When he passed through the chess room, he was still recognized by the grandparents around him. However, they were not too surprised. After all, the fame of Sanweitang is now loud, and celebrities often come to see a doctor.

Grandpa Xu said with some excitement: "My grandson is a fan of yours, can I have your autograph? ”

“Absolutely!” Gu Rushan showed good style and had no shelves.

Grandpa Xu pointed at his white sweatshirt and laughed: “Just sign here! ”

Gu Rushan couldn't help but cry. However, according to Master Xu, he signed his name. Other cardholders naturally asked for his autograph. Fortunately, Xiao Jing discovered in a timely manner that the old leisure hall behind him was a little confused and timely prevented, which helped Gu Rushan to resolve his embarrassment.

Under Xiao Jing's guidance, Gu Rushan came to Su's office and poured her a glass of water. "My master is in front of us. Today there are more patients, so you have to wait a moment. ”

Su Xiao often goes out and doesn't spend much time in Sanweitang, but every time he goes to see Su Xiao, there are a lot of patients to seek medical attention. This is the influence of expert outpatient clinics.

Gu Rushan waited for a few minutes in the office. He felt a little bored. When he saw nobody around him, he just flipped around at will in the office. He discovered that there was a medical practitioner's note. After Gu Rushan flipped a few pages, he smiled at the corner of his mouth. "I didn't expect the writing to be pretty. ”

Su Xiao's medical practice notes are different from those of the other doctors. Most TCM doctors have a habit of documenting medical cases, but they are rather grassy and simple. They usually only record the symptoms, treatment methods, and medications. They rarely write in particular detail, and the language is as simple as possible. There is a lot of hard content to summarize in walking language, and outsiders simply cannot understand it.

But Su Xiao's medical notes are made up of stories after stories, and they are all made up of relatively fluent languages, as if they were telling stories.

“On 21 March, a couple arrived. Husband is 50 years old, wife is 28 years old, typical old cow eats grass, old husband and wife. She had been married for over two years and had not been pregnant, so she came looking for a reason. Upon enquiry, the husband was in good health and the wife had no physical problems. Ask only the details of the room and eventually find that the wife likes the upper position, so suggest two positions that are more suitable for conception. At the same time, the husband has kidney deficiency, the wife has spleen deficiency, opens six flavors of yellow soup, and replenishes spleen gas pills. After following up, the results were obtained in a month, and the flag was specially sent. Review: Posture is really important! ”

After reading this story, Gu Rushan said, "This is bullshit, but it's a serious story. ”

However, she thought carefully, if Su Xiao treated herself later, would it also be in the medical practice notes?

I'm afraid if someone reads it, they'll think it's bullshit, too.

Behind him came a cough. Gu Rushan hurried to put the medical practitioner's notes on the table, so he calmly said, "Wait a little boring, look around! You don't mind, do you? ”

Su Xiao looked at the medical note that Gu Rushan had just taken, which recorded a number of medical cases of gender life. If Gu Rushan looked at it, he would probably change his opinion about himself.

Su Xiao put his medical practice notes in the back bookcase and said: “Do you want to take a break or fix that as soon as possible? ”

Gu Rushan's expression became a little unnatural and sucked on his nose. "Look at you, you must be tired from the clinic today. I'm afraid you'll lose your focus and cure me. Huh!”

Gu Rushan wanted to ease the atmosphere and joked, but when he said it, he found it a little embarrassing.

“If you don't believe my level, you can go left now.” Su Xiao said in a bad way, thinking that I wasn't going to fix you, even though you were begging me to fix you, you were kidding me!

Gu Rushan shrugged. You're not welcome to see Su Xiao. Some grieved said: “Why can't you be kidding me? ”

Su Xiao found himself talking a little too much. At least Rushan came a thousand miles. He could only apologize: “I'm sorry! You have to change your mind, you question my medicine, just like I question your acting, which is a restricted area of dignity. ”

Gu Rushan whispered in disgust: "It's still forbidden! You're going to talk nonsense. ”

Su Zhuhaha smiled and was dismantled by Gu Rushan.

However, as a result of this bickering, the relationship between the two was moderated and there was no sense of alienation that they had not seen for a long time.

Gu Rushan sat on the chair and was a little uncomfortable. When he saw Su Zhao staring at his chest from time to time, he couldn't help but get nervous. "You look really colorful! ”

Su Xiao smiled helplessly. “You're being unreasonable. You're begging me to cure you. Should I cure you there with my eyes closed? ”

“Can you see that?” Gu Rushan questioned.

“Of course you can't tell, you're wearing so many clothes, and there's probably a filling. I didn't see through my eyes. I could see it.” Su Xiao said not slowly.

“And you still watch?” Gu Rushan was angry not to hit a spot.

“I'm giving you a hint to be proactive!” Su Xiao raised his index finger and middle finger, pointing to his own eyes, helplessly said, "I didn't expect you to have any acquiescence at all, no ideological awareness at all. ”

Gu Rushan bit his lip and the heavenly man fought. She hesitated whether she really wanted to undress in front of Su Xiao.

“If you don't trust me, I can introduce you to the other doctors. You remember that girl who was hosting you? She's my apprentice. She's a good doctor. Want her to fix it?” Su Xiao also knew that Gu Rushan had difficulty taking this step.

“Has she been cured before?” Gu Rushan is also a little shaken.

“Not cured! But I can tell her the way, 100 percent is fine.” Su Xiao patiently explained, "This is not a particularly complicated disease, as long as you know acupuncture, you can do it. ”

“No, I don't want to be a white mouse.” Gu Rushan resolutely refused.

“Actually, if you let me cure it, I'm not entirely sure.” Su Xiao smiled helplessly, "because I just knew from the medical books that there was a way to change the size of your place by using acupuncture and Chinese medicine. So you let me fix it, and you're still a white mouse. ”

Gu Rushan sighed. “You have to fix that, too! ”

Gu Rushan had seen Su's medicine and therefore trusted him. If Xiao Jing and Su Jing stood together and chose, although Xiao Jing had a female advantage, Gu Rushan believed Su Jing more, which was a human habit.

“Do you want to make it bigger or smaller?” Su Xiao tried to keep it very serious and explained, "You are not the same size on both sides, so there are two strategies, one is to make it smaller and the other is to make it smaller. ”

“Nobody wants to be smaller. Of course it's bigger.” Su Zheng shook his head and took a few steps back. He measured Gu Rushan from several angles. "I must remind you that it is not big or good. Instead, it is best to match the figure ratio. ”

Gu Rushan said in a bad way: "You are so full of crap! ”

“I need to understand your needs. How can this be called bullshit?” Su Xiao patiently said, "In fact, men don't necessarily like to be big, and for women, too big can become a burden. ”

“I can't stand you. Do you like big or small?” Gu Rushan said somewhat crashly.

“It's actually a little bigger!” Su Xiao was also hesitating.

Gu Rushan snorted coldly: “So, men like to be even or compact, it's all lies. Shut up, I'm a little smaller on the right than on the left. Just help me enlarge the right one. ”

Su Xiao saw Gu Rushan's spicy side and thought that she was completely open.

Talking to Gu Rushan about what is available and what is not, is also a treatment method, because the next treatment is more ambiguous. If you maintain that embarrassing state, it will not only make Gu Rushan feel uncomfortable, but it will also affect him.

The two of them spoke out and quarreled, making it easier to poke the window paper.

Su Xiao walked to the door and locked the door backwards. Su Rushan was suddenly a little nervous and looked vigilantly at Su Xiao. "You won't take advantage of me, will you? ”

“Sister, I'm a professional doctor. How could I do such a dirty thing?” Su Xiao said positively, “You need to relax. Many gynaecologists are now men. In the eyes of doctors, men and women are not sex-disaggregated, they are patients. ”

“That's the logic hospitals use to ignore people. How can a male doctor see a private place for a female patient without responding unless the male doctor is ill?” Gu Rushan somehow still struggles and refuses.

“I'm treating you. If you get better, you'll be fine. You won't lose a piece of meat.” Su Xiao spoke ill.

“Are you gonna touch me later?” Gu Rushan sighed.

“Not only do you have to touch it, you have to study it carefully and even poke it with a needle.” Su Xiao finally showed impatience, "you have three minutes to think about it. If you are still unsure, stop the treatment. ”

“Can't you just let me get involved for a second? No patience at all!” Gu Rushan said red-handedly.

“This paragraph is constantly subject to chaos.” Su Jiao shook his head, "in two minutes. ”

“My body, never seen by the opposite sex.” Gu Rushan lowered his voice.

Su Zheng said very seriously: "If you go to a plastic surgery hospital, most plastic surgeons there are men. ”

Gu Rushan finally made up his mind to ease the buttons on the open collar, one or two grains, revealing a snow-white neck and smooth skin like satin.

She thought about it or turned her back, facing the wall, and began to unbutton it.

Su Xiao felt some dry tongue, pretended not to care, walked to the table, picked up the warm water cup, mumbled and drank two large sips.

His eyes fell on Gu Rushan again, and he found that his coat had been removed, revealing his back...