Pirate One Punch Cap

"Smile? Hee hee, I remember, uncle!"

Karp showed his iconic smile, his white teeth came out, the smile was bright and warm, the samurai who made a smile sat on the ground and said.

"Kapu! How did you get here? Why did you come here?"

"Uncle Smile, I came here to play, and I fell here when I ran, what is this place, why are you locked up here?"

Karp asked, his expression sincere and unpretentious, the samurai also opened his heart and said.

"This is a dungeon, a place where the Goa Kingdom detains murderous criminals, but in my opinion, it is the place where they do dirty things! I was also caught by them and locked here!"

"Uncle doesn't look like a bad guy?"

"is it?"

Hearing Karp's words, the samurai touched his beard and rough face. He looked very fierce. He once scared a child to cry, but he looked like a bad person, the samurai said with a smile.

"Oh! Thank you, Karp, you are the first to say that! Although I have never done anything bad in this land, but in my hometown, I committed an unforgivable sin and escaped. Come out, cross the ocean, and come here!"

"Where is the man from?"

"Uh! Great route!"

"Hey? Really, Uncle Achilles also came from the Great Route. The Great Route is really a good place! I must go there in the future!"

The samurai thought, isn't it such a coincidence, this Achilles is not the fifth pirate Achilles, right?I can only be thankful that he is not anymore.

Karp looked around and found that this place is like a huge well. The head of the well can be seen from above, but it is too far away. There is not much light coming down. Dirty things are all over the surrounding area, which is unusual. Stink, Karp asked curiously.

"Uncle Smile, what are you eating?"

The samurai pointed to the top of his head and said.

"You will know soon!"

Karp raised his head and looked up, didn't he think there was nothing?In addition to the sunlight coming down, a black spot appeared in Karp’s eyes. Slowly, the black spot became larger. Karp could see clearly that something fell, not one, but a lot, Karp Before he could hide, a huge bone hit, Karp fell to the ground, and then a viscous liquid fell on his face, his head was wet, Karp licked it and found it smelled like fish soup, but It was already obviously stinky, and there was no time to react. The moldy bread, all kinds of discarded supplies, and animal corpses, all kinds of leftovers, leftovers and food all hit Karp's body, and the garbage was buried like a hill. Buried underneath.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"Hahahaha!!!"

The samurai laughed, picked up the unbroken drumsticks from the garbage, ate them, and said.

"This is not just a dungeon, but also a place where all their nobles handle garbage. Buried in this bottomless place, there will never be people, but the sun will always be clean, tidy and warm!"

Chapter 26

Karp struggled to crawl out of the trash bag, began to breathe, watching the samurai still eating the chicken legs he picked up, couldn't help but admire him, and said.

"Uncle is amazing! I can live for so long with this kind of opponent! Uncle, it's so cold here too!"

The uncle looked at Karp, laughed, and said.

"The old man is still alive in the world, so why should I divide my guilt? This kind of place just alleviates my guilt, but when it comes to coldness! The hearts of those above are even colder, and I couldn't help but pain. Called for help from above, but all that was waiting was endless trash and the sound of fighting with children."

Karp moved a bit, because he felt that his feet were awkward, Karp kicked, and a section of human hand bones came out directly, which surprised Karp, and Karp asked.

"Uncle, are there any dead people here?"

"Ah! That! Of course there are, bad things, of course those nobles will concentrate on dealing with them! This is the darkest and decayed place that hides the entire Goya Kingdom!"

The samurai looked around lonely, laughed at himself and said.

"If I change to the former me, I will definitely not live here for three days. The fanatical worship of Bushido will gradually make me fall apart. I will feel ashamed of being here, and I will definitely apologize for being here!"

The samurai looked at the chicken leg in his hand, his expression was lonely, but there was a gleam of light in his eyes, and said.

"But not now! I have not fulfilled the trust of my best friend, and his wish has not been fulfilled. How can I die? Even if I am in hell, I will live forgively, crawling humblely over everyone's crotch, Go forward with patience!"

Karp stood aside, and the samurai continued.

"I also thought about giving up! Even if I am not a samurai, as a manly man, how can I be a perfidious villain, shame, shame!"

The samurai looked up, saw Karp holding his hands and lowered his head in thought, thinking that he should have been sad by his words, so he said.

"Carp, you don't have to feel sorry for me! You should think about how to get out now, don't let yourself get into the same predicament as me! Carp?"

"Zzzzzzzzzz"

Karp suddenly snored and fell asleep with his head up. The samurai was angry and said loudly.

"You kid, do you respect people!"

Karp was awakened, his nose burst, Karp raised his head and laughed.

"Sorry, sorry! I didn't hold back! Hahaha!"

The samurai had nothing to say to this nervous little devil, his face covered in black lines, Karp smiled for a while and said.

"By the way, uncle, I'll take you out!"

"what?"

"Uncle, don't you still have a wish? If you want to leave here, I will take you out!"

The samurai was surprised at first, then happy, then smiled slightly and said.

"Kapu, thank you for your kindness! But taking me out of here is not something you can do as a child, this is hell!"

"Uncle, I can!"

The samurai looked at Karp's eyes, sincere and clear, knowing he was serious, and said.

"Then why do you take me out of here?"

Karp pointed his finger upwards and said.

"Isn't there a hole above? I'll climb up with the uncle!"

"Are you kidding me?"

The samurai looked at Karp speechlessly, thinking he was really whimsical, looked at Karp, and said seriously.

"This huge well is five hundred meters deep, and the rock walls have been contaminated with waste liquids. It has become smooth and smelly. I have never seen a gecko. How do you climb? Take me as an adult?"

The samurai got up, threw away the chicken bones, and touched the ground easily, then grabbed a mouse, lifted it up, and said.

"I'm like a mouse trapped here now, dark and dark, I can only eat the garbage and rotting food here to make a living and go out? I can only pray for a miracle."