Post Training Notice: National First-Class Registered Exorcist

Biquge www.xbiquge.cc, the fastest update of the latest chapters of the national first-level registered exorcist induction training notice!Guangzhou, late autumn, Tangxia.

Chi Xiaoduo rode a bicycle and turned out of the busy traffic of the city. Passing through the intersection, he saw an old man on the side of the road with a stall selling white magnolias.

In the cold winter, the old man shivered in his cotton-padded clothes. Chi Xiaoduo pushed the car and bought the magnolia flower for ten yuan. He asked him to close the stall earlier and go to the convenience store to buy a box lunch and go home to eat.

One goes to work, one goes off, and one eats.

Back home, Chi Xiaoduo was watching Kangxi while wearing headphones, and while unpacking the lunch, he laughed while eating.

After dinner, one person went to take out the trash, another person mopped the floor, facing the deserted walls, Chi Xiaoduo listened to music, shaking his head and doing housework and watering the flowers.

After tidying up, I took a shower, looked at my phone, at 10:20, it was time to go to bed, so I made up my quilt, one, two, three... go to bed, turn off the lights, and go to bed.

Forty minutes later, there was a deafening TV show on the TV next door, and the old woman laughed wildly.Chi Xiaoduo roared and hammered the wall.

"Stop it!"

Chi Xiaoduo slapped the wall dying, and shouted hard, "It's 11 o'clock!"

Chi Xiaoduo just lay down. After a while, the TV sound became louder and louder. Tomorrow he will go to work. He is going crazy because of the noise. He has to go out and hammer the door next door, knocking and begging, until the sound is finally quiet Falling down on the bed exhausted.

Having been quarreled and sleepless, Chi Xiaoduo tossed in bed, touched his mobile phone, checked Weibo, flipped through the phone and came, Chi Xiaoduo plugged in the phone and "heed" tiredly.

"Hey, Mola Chi, how about the person introduced to you today?" A male voice on the other side said with a smile.

In the twenty-six years of Chi Xiaoduo's life, although he liked boys, he never fell in love with any man.First, I didn't dare, second, I didn't dare to say if I liked it, and third I didn't dare to hook up.

"Don't say it." Chi Xiaoduo said: "Someone else is already married!"

"Huh?" The man was a little surprised, and said, "No, he told me there was none."

Chi Xiaoduo said: "I felt wrong when I saw his aura. After talking for a long time, I lied to him and said that I would also find someone to marry, so he was very enthusiastic...teaching me how to cheat. , It's literally."

"Oh, that's weird." The man said, "Forget it, I didn't see it, sorry."

"Wang Ren." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Can you introduce me something reliable? I have lowered the conditions to be a man. Why is there no boyfriend until now? Is my life bad? I don’t think my conditions are so bad. Is this the end of being a zero? Do I want to be a leftover...zero..."

The man named Wang Ren said, "I'll look for you again. Have you rented out the empty room next door?"

"No--" Chi Xiaoduo said, "This is not important, the important thing is your boyfriend."

"You can find the co-tenant first." Wang Ren replied: "I know a rich old man from our car club, divorced and brought a daughter, would you like?"

"Why are you married again?" Chi Xiaoduo said softly while lying on the bed, while dragging the picture of his male god Hugh Jackman on the phone, and asked: "Are you handsome?"

"It's okay." Wang Ren replied, "It's humorous and painful. I want to find someone to have a good time."

Chi Xiaoduo: "Do you think I am a stepmother reliable."

Wang Ren said: "What do you think about you, your daughter and mom, both went to Canada."

"Oh." Chi Xiaoduo: "Is his head bald?"

Wang Ren was silent.

Chi Xiaoduo: "..."

Wang Ren: "A little bit, but not obvious."

Chi Xiaoduo: "Is the bald place on the two sides or in the middle?"

Wang Ren: "You'll know when you read it."

Chi Xiaoduo: "Ghosts go and see! I'm going to die, let's talk about it tomorrow."

Wang Ren: "You have so many conditions, and people don't go to see you. What if you meet someone you like?"

Wang Ren had to hung up the phone, Chi Xiaoduo lamented that it was difficult to find a partner for the year. He fell asleep and had a nightmare. A group of beer belly uncles and stars gathered around him to support him. I was scared to wake up in the morning and hurried to brush my teeth and wash my face.

"Late work."

"Work late and early."

"Morning..." Chi Xiaoduo greeted everyone with an expression of not waking up, took out the review materials, and put them on the desk.

"Hey." Finance came over, pulled a chair, sat down in front of Chi Xiaoduo, and said, "Baby--"

Chi Xiao used an expression of "=.=" to look at Finance.

Finance is also GAY. When I work in an architectural design institute, I often call Chi Xiaoduo a "sister~". At the beginning, Chi Xiaoduo fought against "I'm a man" several times. In the end, he couldn't correct it and had to let it go.

"I've found someone for you." Finance said, "Are you interested?"

Chi Xiaoduo became energetic after a while, sat up a bit, and said, "Are there any photos? Let me see?

While looking for the photos on the phone, Finance said: "First, what are your mate selection conditions?"

Chi Xiaoduo began to doubt his finances. What Finance usually does is to ask Chi Xiaoduo to go abroad to bring him skin care products. In addition to that, Chi Xiaoduo can only be brought together when he can’t find anyone to have lunch. As a sunfish who is prone to irritation, Xiao Duo always feels financially a little uneasy and kind.

"Why did you suddenly introduce me to your boyfriend?" Chi Xiaoduo asked in a low voice.

The finance head leaned back, flicked his forehead back in a hair-throwing posture, and replied, "Does that still need to be said? Beibi~ You are about to celebrate your birthday. Give you a birthday present. If it can be matched, so is Isn't something good?"

Chi Xiaoduo: "Dizzy, you've all gone out to talk!"

The finances are concentrated, I slid the photos up and down to choose, and said: "You talk about your conditions first, so I can choose for you. My brother introduces you to the private objects in the treasure house. They are all my high quality. Spare tires, don’t be afraid of problems."

Chi Xiaoduo wanted to introduce the spare tire to me? So you have so many spare tires, why don't you see it at all, but well, since you don't want the spare tire, I... .

However, he had been scolded by Wang Ren for fear, so he honestly said, "I have no conditions."

"Oh." Finance said: "Your own conditions are so good, how come there are no conditions?"

Chi Xiaoduo said: "Just feel it."

Finance said: "Then tell me, what kind of man do you feel?"

Chi Xiaoduo: "..."

Chi Xiaoduo wondered, are you sure you want me to tell?

Maybe it was because his OS was too loud. Finance took a slap on the table and said, "Can't you tell the truth?"

Chi Xiaodu said: "Are you sure? Okay... Then my condition is, 26 years old and above, 30 years old, not under attack, height 178-182, I am 176, can't be shorter than me, no weight Over 150, don’t be too fat or too thin. Your face should be upper-to-medium, not at the upper-medium level of Tianya, at least about the same level as me.

"A graduate student is best for a graduate student. The monthly income is about 20,000 yuan, and the monthly salary must not be lower than mine. Work cannot always be on business trips. It is best to be a boy in the sports department. Be humorous and have common topics, and be able to cook. Even better, don’t plan to get married in the future, don’t want to marry, don’t smoke, don’t bet money, it’s better to be out of the closet, responsible, kind, like small animals, ideal but not If you focus on work, it’s best to read books occasionally, but you don’t need to worry about it. At least Tang poetry and Song lyrics...Where are you going? Come back!"

Chi Xiaoduo pulled the sleeve of Finance, and Finance had to sit down again.

"With such a good one, won't I keep it for myself?" Finance said.

Chi Xiaoduo and Finance looked at each other for a while, and Finance said, "It's decided, that's it, my male god, I'll give it to you. I will clean up at night and meet."

At night, Guangzhou was busy with traffic and autumn rain, and Chi Xiaoduo sat in the western restaurant for a while, wearing a scarf.

"Yes, I'm right by the window." Chi Xiaoduo said into the phone, "Table 10."

A man in a suit sat down and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road."

"It's okay." Chi Xiaoduo nodded kindly, a little disappointed. Is this the male god of finance?Her hair was messy and greasy, with a briefcase under her armpit, she started shaking her legs when she sat down.

The two chatted for a few words, and Chi Xiaoduo said: "Brother Xiaochuan said that you are a very good person."

"Not bad." The man said, "Are you a unit? You are..."

"Designer." Chi Xiaoduo replied.

The man nodded, and Chi Xiao asked more: "How about you?"

The man replied: "Insurance manager."

Chi Xiao hummed, and the man said, "Let me introduce you to our company's new insurance. In fact, your designers often stay up late. You can consider buying our accident insurance and medical insurance..."

Chi Xiaoduo: "………………"

The man spoke eloquently for a long time, Chi Xiaoduo listened with a smile on the surface, and the volcano erupted in his heart, turning into a fire-breathing dragon, twisting his neck towards finances, and emitting flames that condensed the anger of the universe and the stars.

After the two of them finished their steaks, the man said, "I'll go to the bathroom, will there be anything else later? I'll take you home?"

Chi Xiaoduo merged his insurance information together, nodded, got up and settled the bill, then borrowed a pen at the cash register, wrote "I'm sorry I have something else, let's go", and pin the note. On the insurance contract, he put his hands in his pockets and took the subway home.

"...You can make an appointment." Finance murmured on the phone: "My male god just broke his heart, why did you leave like this?"

"No." Chi Xiaoduo shook with the subway, with headphones in his ears, and said to Mai: "Thank you."

Finance also said: "He said he meant to send you home, just like you! Understand?"

Chi Xiaoduo replied: "Well, thank him for loving it." I thought I would like to thank you too. Is it possible that I really took him home to bed!

At the beginning of the night lights, the drizzle flickered in the lights.

Xiang Cheng took his cellphone and sat on a big bag in the train aisle, looking up at the luggage rack from time to time.There was his password suitcase on the luggage rack, and it flickered. With the bumps of the train, Xiang Cheng's heart trembled with every bump.

"Melon seeds and peanut mineral water——"

Xiang Cheng turned sideways, let go of the bag under his feet, and squeezed out an aisle to let the cart pass.

He was wearing dirty old clothes, a pair of resilience shoes, his sleeves were obviously short and could not cover his wrists, a cross-country military hat had a few holes in it, showing dirty hair, his jacket was denim, and his pants were The faded black trousers, the socks are blue and black, and the sweaters are still off.

"...When you arrive in Guangzhou, call this friend."

"Thank you." Xiang Cheng replied: "Brother..." The phone suddenly hung up while talking.

Xiang Cheng had to open the back of the phone, flipped a piece of paper from the bag, folded it, and pressed it tightly behind the battery of the phone, then restarted the phone, using his middle finger as a lever to secure the back of the phone.

"I'm sorry." Xiang Cheng said, "I have a problem with my mobile phone. It will power off if I call."

"It's okay." The other party was magnanimous and said: "You guys hang up, I'll send his phone to your cell phone." He said over there, Xiang Cheng wanted to ask the other party what to call, but there were a lot of people on the phone. busy tone.

"What time is it, brother." The girl next door raised her head from her baggage and asked sleepily.

"Ten." Xiang Cheng replied, looking at the phone.

The girl went down and continued to sleep.

Xiang Cheng leaned on his side, struggling to take out a pack of crumpled red plums from his trousers, took out a cigarette, and turned to the smoking place at the train connection. After taking two puffs, he turned his head unconsciously and turned toward the carriage Looking at the luggage rack in the aisle, he was sure that his suitcase was still there.