Post Training Notice: National First-Class Registered Exorcist

Biquge www.xbiquge.cc, the fastest update of the latest chapters of the national first-level registered exorcist induction training notice!The problem of panda accidents is very serious. Not only pandas, but all the first-level national protected animals, as long as they encounter problems, they must be resolved by the demon committee and the expropriation committee.According to the report of the panda, when the incident happened, they once sent a yak to carry a raccoon to the Chengdu Municipal Commission for the Propelling Committee for help.

However, the Chengdu Municipal Commission of Displacement and Displacement goes to work at 10 am and leaves at 3 pm. There is still a two-hour lunch break in between. Everyone often skips work to play Mahjong.

The monster who asked for help contacted the extermination committee. However, the entrance of the extermination committee in Chengdu was very difficult to find. The monster was dizzy and searched for three days. When he found it, someone else was off work.I only had to find a place to hide, and the next day I went to find another day, but still couldn't find it.

Finally, I was admitted to the proclamation committee, because the ethnic group was more sensitive and they agreed that there was nothing serious. The proclamation committee refused to accept it, and the requester was driven away.

The yak had no choice but to go to the Chongqing Municipal Displacement Committee again.

However, it was too hot in Chongqing, the yak waited too long, and there was a little heat stroke, and it took nearly a month to go back.

Then the situation escalated. Many giant pandas were injured and controlled. The pandas had to go to the world to move rescue soldiers overnight. This panda named Fatty was their unanimous representative.

It traversed mountains, waded through mountains and rivers, went to the holy land, and asked the Demon King for help.

Pandas can't fly, let alone swim. They are beasts, so they are naturally assigned to Fengli.

"That's it." Sitting in the middle of the temple, the panda said with a big swelling on his face. He held the ice hot compress with his paws and wrapped his legs with bandages.

"Who beat you!" Chi Xiaoduo's voice roared at the other end of the communication spell: "It's the opposite! Dare to beat the panda?! I'll take revenge for you! You wait!"

"No one hit me." The panda replied vaguely: "I accidentally fell when I went down the mountain."

Feng Li: "..."

Reachable: "..."

"You must help me!" The panda pleaded, then raised his hand and hugged Feng Li's thigh.

Da Da said: "Can you move a little place? I think the fart|stock has not been lifted since you came in."

The panda moved aside slightly.

Xiang Cheng said: "How did you fall? Someone chasing you?"

The panda said, "No, I stepped on the air and rolled down the mountain."

Everyone's mouth twitched.

Feng Lidao: "Tell me what happened. Group fights belong to your internal contradictions. Our principle is not to interfere in the internal affairs of races, and it must be of no help."

The panda's stomach groaned.

The panda said, "Do you have any food."

"Get him some bamboo." Xiang Cheng said.

"You don't need bamboo." The panda said, "Just eat meat. Don't be too salty. You may lose hair after eating.

Everyone: "..."

Kota had to ask the monster to find meat and brought a stack of raw beef. The panda said, "Is there any cooked? There are too many raw bacteria. It is not healthy to eat."

Reachable: "Why are you so troublesome!"

Panda stopped speaking and looked at Feng Li innocently.

"Get it some beef jerky." Feng Li said.

Finally, the panda faced a pot of beef cubes and threw it into his mouth. After eating, he had to drink water. After a while, everyone was almost impatient. The panda burped and started talking.

It turned out to be this:

The place where the pandas live is deep in Bifeng Gorge, Ya'an, a closed area in the nature reserve.

There was a small earthquake in Ya'an not long ago. Several pandas were eating snacks on the tree and accidentally rolled into the cracks caused by the earthquake.Then when the pandas launched a large-scale rescue, they found an ancient monster that appeared in the ground fissure.

The monster seemed to have been trapped in the cave for a long time. Its head was twice the size of an ordinary panda. It was released because of the earthquake. After it came out, it subdued all the pandas within a few kilometers and captured all panda cubs. past.

"Its eyes are like this." The panda gestured, with two staring eyes protruding, looking like a zombie, and then looking at its own paws, and said: "The hand is like this, and it is poisonous. If it grabs like this, it will... …"

"Ah ah ah ah -" Late much smaller over there in another shouted: "Good Meng ah!"

"Don't be cute anymore." Ke Da cried and laughed, "Hurry up!"

The panda said: "I didn't sell cute. The children were all arrested. We tried to rescue them, but the pandas that went in were all injured."

"Let's go to humans for help." Panda explained: "The exorcist doesn't care, so I have to find the monster brothers."

The panda started to eat again, meaning you can figure it out by yourself, everyone looked at each other.

Xiang Cheng was really unsure about Chi Xiaoduo, so he had to say: "Let's set off tomorrow. See you tomorrow."

Rescue mission:

Subject: Panda cub

Enemy: Ancient Sealed Beast

Name: Unknown

Hazard level: c

Gender: Unknown

Case report: An ancient beast broke out of the seal and arrested a nearby giant panda cub. (It is said) that it came and went like wind, with strong physical strength, poisonous claws, and a cruel personality.

The next day, outside the Holy Land:

"One, two, three--" Da He Feng clutched the panda's fart|stock and stuffed it into the car.

"Ah ah ah -" Panda mad cried: "foot hurts ah!"

Kota said: "Why don't you tie it to the roof of the car."

"No!" The panda hurriedly said, "It's too hot outside!"

"Brother, take your belly!" Da Da said, "Can't you become a human?"

The panda didn't want to be a human again. Feng Li said, "Forget it, take your belly away."

Dadao was obviously jealous, and looked at the panda in the rearview mirror dissatisfiedly.

"Okay." Feng Li closed the door, the giant panda lay sideways in the back seat, holding the potato chips in one hand, and delivering it to his mouth with the other hand.Feng Li pasted a magic symbol inside the car window to avoid being interrogated by a panda who was seen inside at high speed along the way.

"Can the air conditioner be turned on a bit colder?" Panda said, "It has been so hot recently."

It was possible to lower the temperature and drive away.

Feng Li returned from the co-pilot and patted the panda's head.

"Thank you, King." The panda said obediently.

He could drive the car all the way to Chengdu, take the Ya Expressway to Bifengxia, and call Chi Xiaoduo. It was not a big deal. Feng Li was the king of the beasts, and Xiang Cheng himself did not need to go out.

According to Dadao, I was waiting for Xiang Cheng in Chengdu, but the panda in the back seat kept calling, worried about his tribe, Dadao had to call Chi Xiaoduo.

Just after waking up, Chi Xiaoduo was still drinking tea with Xiang Cheng, and was about to take the afternoon plane. He could only take the panda and Feng Li for a few laps in the city.

"I really can't find the entrance of the Chengdu Municipal Commission of the People's Republic of China." Xiang Cheng said on the Dachao phone call: "This place is more difficult than Beijing's elevated highway."

Xiang Cheng commanded for a while, but couldn't use GPS, so he had to give up and let them go to Bifengxia to see the situation.

"Do you think they are possible?" Chi Xiaoduo asked.

Xiang Cheng dressed in casual clothes, shorts and leather shoes, shook his head while drinking tea with his feet up.

"I understand Fengli." Xiang Cheng said: "To be honest, I have felt this way before."

"Huh?" Chi Xiaoduo was a little dazed.

"I am concerned about gains and losses." Xiang Cheng said: "Feng Li really wants to be cared about. He wants to make friends. The difference between him and many monsters is that he likes people and wants to be close to them. But he is afraid that the happiness he gets will be lost. "

"Did you think so before?" Chi Xiaoduo said blankly.

Xiang Cheng nodded, and said, "I am especially with you at the beginning. I'm afraid of losing. Reachability is a bit problematic. He is a good playmate, maybe not a good lover."

"Now." Chi Xiaoduo asked.

Xiang Cheng replied: "Of course not now."

"The otaku have a way for otaku to express their feelings." Chi Xiaoduo said, "the otaku are not like you straight guys..."

Chi Xiaoduo thought this was a bit weird, but I believe Xiang Cheng can understand.

"It's like Qi Qi." Chi Xiaoduo said: "There are many ways for men to express feelings.

"Our group of straight men." Xiang Cheng thought it was funny: "Who else is straight?"

Chi Xiao changed his mind and stopped talking.

"But the intuition of reachability is still very sensitive." Xiang Cheng said: "Feng Li does mean something to him. But since he doesn't speak, I can't force it."

In the evening, Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiao went outside Wenshufang.

"Go to the Drive Committee first." Xiang Cheng said: "Register for the record, and then go to the Demon Association to see."

"Has the Demon Association been established?" Chi Xiaoduo asked.

"Yeah." Xiang Cheng said: "It was originally called the Demon Committee, but for the sake of distinction, it was renamed the Demon Association, and it was just the opposite.

"Let me see how to get in Chengdu..." Chi Xiaoduo turned to the Yellow Pages of the Drive Committee, Xiang Cheng said, "I have been here several times."

Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo strolled around the outer commodity street, waiting for the bus at the bus stop in front of Wenshufang, and boarded a car.

Chi Xiaoduo: "???"

Xiang Cheng said: "The entrance of the drive in Chengdu is quite annoying."

Chi Xiaoduo: "Why?"

Xiang Cheng said: "You'll know later, listen to the news station, don't miss it."

"Next stop: the north inner side of the third section of the East Third Ring Road."

"Next stop: the south inner side of the third section of the East Third Ring Road."

"Next stop: Outside the third section of the East Third Ring Road."

"Next stop: the east outside of the fifth section of the East Third Ring Road."

"Next stop: the outside of the first section of the South Third Ring Road."

"Next stop: the middle and outer sides of the third section of the South Third Ring Road."

"Next stop: Outside the third section of the South Third Ring Road."

Chi Xiaoduo: "..."

"The next stop should be there," Xiang Cheng said.

The bus driver glanced at them. Xiang Cheng nodded to the driver. When the bus passed an alley, Xiang Cheng pressed the get-off button. There were no more people in the bus. Xiang Cheng was at an abandoned bus stop sign. Get off at "South Third Ring Road Second Section West".

"You can only see this stop by taking a bus." Xiang Cheng said: "In the middle of the two stops on the outside of the third section of the South Third Ring Road and the second section of the South Third Ring Road, the button will stop. It is difficult to find by driving. ."

Chi Xiaoduo was simply dizzy, and finally understood why the yak had been looking for a long time every time.

In the midsummer, the trees were shadowed, and the sun was shining on the two of them. Xiang Cheng went to buy ice powder for Chi Xiaoduo to eat. The two stood at the station sign and waited for the driver's shuttle bus. Chi Xiao was so hot that they stuck their tongues.

Xiang Cheng doesn’t hate summer, because when summer comes, they can wear white t-shirts. Chi Xiao often wears white t-shirts and half-length pants. The skateboard shoes feel very green. They carry a messenger bag, which gives them a sense of youth. It is Xiang Cheng's favorite.

Xiang Cheng couldn't help but stretched out his hand to pick Chi Xiaoduo, and wanted to pick up his t-shirt, and reached in to touch his back.

"Don't hug it." Chi Xiaoduo said, "It's so hot, it's sticky when touched."

"Then you hold me." Xiang Cheng smiled.

Chi Xiaoduo leaned slightly against Xiang Cheng. The two sat on the benches under the bus stop sign. The pace of life in Chengdu was slow and comfortable. The whole city was like a giant panda, and everything was slow.

The driving committee's car came, and after the two got in the car, they arrived at the driving committee. Chi Xiaoduo was still thinking about the panda and wanted to be friends with it.

The expropriation committee in Chengdu is very cool. It is an ancient town, quiet in the middle of noisiness, and there are many houses in the ancient town. It is the oldest news distribution center in the southwest region, and there are places selling materials everywhere.

"First-level exorcist." Xiang Cheng showed his work permit.

Chi Xiaoduo showed his credentials: "Level 1 Demon Master."

"It's off work." An old man shook his fan at the door and said, "Isn't those who sit and demonstrate in your family? Take them away. I've been squatting for several days. I think it's pitiful."

As soon as Chi Xiaoduo entered, he saw a panda billowing.

Chi Xiaoduo: "..."

The pandas discovered Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng.

"They are all from Bifengxia?" Xiang Cheng asked.

"Who are you." The leading panda could speak and asked.

Long Wei flashed in Xiang Cheng's eyes, and the pandas turned around.

"The King!"

"The king is up to us!" the leader panda shouted.

The pandas came one after another, hugging thighs, offering bamboos, and pandas went to the pond in the courtyard to catch dragonflies to please Chi Xiaoduo.

Chi Xiaoduo said: "Oh, how can you do this? I must help you solve the problem. Come here, come here."

So the pandas flocked to Chi Xiaoduo in a swarm, and Chi Xiaoduo was going crazy. It was great to want to be a queen for the first time in his life!

"I'll register the task first." Chi Xiaoduo said: "Wait, the king will definitely give you the shot."

Chi Xiaoduo dragged a group of pandas, entered the task at the task terminal, and connected the video call of the Commissioner.

Chen Lang was about to get off work and was processing information. After a glance, his jaw dropped.

what is that!] Chen Lang: [Wait!where are you?!

Chi Xiaoduo made a face: [It's all mine, it's all mine.] So he hung up the call quickly.

"Go to the Demon Association." Xiang Cheng said: "Find out the situation first, and then make the decision for you."

So twelve pandas followed Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng surging out mightily. Chi Xiaoduo couldn’t wait to hug the pandas and run away. However, they were so big that they couldn’t hold them. The pandas were very acquainted. Together, carrying Chi Xiaoduo, ran away.

The entrance of the Demon Association is at the other end of the second section of the South Third Ring Road. A group of pandas rushed out from the bus station and went across the road. An extended Cadillac stopped in front of the stop sign. The pandas got on the bus and circled the road. After two laps, he entered the Chengdu Monster Association.

Compared to the Procurement Committee, the Monster Association in Chengdu is obviously more lively. There are many teahouses along the way, and they are drinking tea and listening to storytelling. There are still many things for cultivation in the market, and you can occasionally find magic weapons collected from humans.

The monsters saw Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo bringing a group of pandas over and saluted them one after another.

The Demon Association is resplendent and magnificent, with glazed tiles gilded on top, and two red doors open.

Xiang Cheng knocked on the door and asked, "Still at work?"

"Come!" said a bold voice inside.

A middle-aged man came out inside. He saw pandas all over the floor squatting, his face changed: "Emma, ​​why are you here again? Didn't you let you go back? Go go! No time to worry about your mess!"

"Don't do it!" The leading panda immediately hugged Xiang Cheng's left leg and said, "We are a first-class protected animal!"

"Who is afraid of who nia!" The middle-aged man wiped his forehead, and the word "King" appeared. It was a refined Siberian tiger, and said angrily: "It's great to protect animals? I'm also a first-class protected animal. Doesn't it kill you? Break the law!"

Chi Xiaoduo: "..."

Xiang Cheng: "..."

"Two of you..." The middle-aged man looked at Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo.

Xiang Cheng took off his sunglasses, the man was obviously a newcomer, and he said hurriedly, "My lord, please, say inside."

"This group of guys will watch people order dishes." The Siberian Tiger said to Chi Xiaoduo: "It all depends on selling cute and soft food, the queen must not let them confuse."

Chi Xiaoduo could not laugh or nod.

"You just came here?" Xiang Cheng asked.

"Yes, yes." The Siberian Tiger said hurriedly: "Return to the big king, it didn't take long for the young one to be transferred."

"It's a good job." Xiang Cheng was obviously satisfied with the Chengdu Demon Association. There was a tiger in town, presumably the demon didn't dare to mess around.

"You don't usually practice." The Siberian Tiger waited for Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng to sit down, and taught to the pandas: "Kungfu and Kungfu don't learn, just know how to eat! Sleep! If you have a problem on the mountain, you don't know how to do it. Know that holding the thigh, does it work?"

The pandas were silent.

Chi Xiaoduo thought it was obviously very useful.

"How is Bifengxia?" Xiang Cheng asked.

"Return to the King." The Siberian Tiger replied, "This matter is a trouble in their own clan. It stands to reason that we shouldn't give foreign aid, otherwise we still have to go on like this? In the panda's own territory, let's take care of it. Another day, the hippos will come and the porcupines will also come, and all the elephants and giraffes will come, and the Demon Association will not be able to control it. You say no?"

Chi Xiaoduo said, "But didn't they say they encountered an ancient monster?"

"Hi!" The Siberian Tiger replied, "Don't listen to these bears, what ancient monsters, they are their own! It's just a panda monster that became a finest thousands of years ago."

Xiang Cheng nodded. If the perpetrator is also a panda, and it does not harm people, he really can't intervene. You can't favor one another and treat the ancient panda as a panda.

"You have some of this." The Siberian Tiger poured some tea for Chi Xiaoduo and said, "It was delivered from my hometown."

Chi Xiaoduo thought to himself that this Siberian tiger was really interesting.

"What to do?" Xiang Chengchao said to Chi Xiaoduo.

"You can't intervene." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Feng Li probably won't work either. I can try it out and help them mediate. I agree."

The Siberian Tiger thought for a while, and said, "Then dare to love me, I will send a car to send the king and the queen over?"

"Let them live here for the time being." Xiang Cheng said: "Wait for me to see the situation, it's safe, you can call a shuttle bus to send the pandas back together, otherwise they will always sit in the deportation committee. The impact on our monster race is not good either."

"That's for sure." Siberian Tiger said: "I'm doing things, don't worry!"

When Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng came out, they heard the Siberian tiger training a group of pandas.

"Have you heard? Don't be ashamed of the king..."

At night, Da Da and Feng Li arrived at Bifeng Gorge and parked the car on the side of the road. The panda said, "Here."

The panda got out of the car and halfway down. The fart|stock was stuck in the car. It could only be reached from the other end and pushed in. Fengli grabbed the panda's paws in front and pulled it. It took a lot of effort to drag the panda out. .Dadao couldn't stand this panda, and said, "You all have become refined, can't you even change to the same shape?"

"No." Panda said blankly, "No one taught us."

"Then what will you do?" Dadao said.

"Can talk," said the panda sitting on the ground.

"Get up quickly." Feng Li said, "Don't sit down."

"Lead the way and lead the way." Kota obviously doesn't like this species.

The panda got up and led the way, looking around as he walked.

"Here?" Feng Li asked.

"It's still far," the panda replied, and then grabbed some bamboo, stuffed it into his mouth, and ate as he walked.

Reaching followed with a flashlight and walked side by side with Feng Li.

In the summer night, Bifeng Gorge was very cool, and the crickets chuckled in the bushes.

"I'm going to use some Lihun pollen when I go back." Da Chao Fengli said

"What?" Feng Li was a little startled when he heard Dadao suddenly mention a completely irrelevant topic.

"At the time." Daxiao smiled, patted Fengli's shoulder with one hand: "I don't remember you anymore."

"Hmm..." Feng Li seemed to want to say something but stopped, but in the end he nodded and said, "Respect your choice."

Da Da said again: "Do you still think about the people you like?"

"Huh?" Feng Li was startled again, and then replied, "No, I didn't think about them anymore."

Da Da and Feng Li walked silently all the way, the atmosphere was a bit awkward.

"So you think so?" Feng Li suddenly said.

"What?" Dadao replied.

"If I don't accept a higher level of relationship." Feng Li said: "So for you, the friendship between us for so long, would you rather treat it as never happened?"

Reachable: "..."

"I'll sit for a while." Panda said: "You guys talk slowly."

"Hurry up!" Dadao said impatiently.

Feng Li said: "Please don't bother, you go back, I will solve our Yaozu's affairs by myself."

Dadao was a little surprised and said, "Are you angry?"

Feng Li stood calmly under the starlight, and the bamboo forest of Bifeng Gorge rustled in the wind.

Da Da said in surprise: "You are actually angry!"

"Yes." Feng Li replied, "I'm angry."

"This is reasonable." Dadao laughed and said, "You don't want to be with me. Of course I won't want to waste time on you. Isn't it fair?"

Feng Li replied: "But I won't forget you, Gegentorullah, because of you..."

"I can't rank in your memory at all." Dadao replied.

"You go back." Feng Li was interrupted and said irritably, "Don't waste time on me."

"I have given a lot." Dadao said: "I have never treated someone so sincerely once in my life..."

"No need to say any more." Feng Li also interrupted reachable words, and replied: "Goodbye, panda, go."

"Hey!" Dadao caught up and said, "Feng Li, I'm sorry, I just said that on purpose."

Feng Li didn't answer, and walked calmly on the canyon trail.

Kota said: "I thought you really didn't care about me at all."

Feng Li changed into a fox form and ran away, and he could catch up with strides.

"Oh, don't get angry at every turn." Dadao said, "I just want to communicate with you like a normal friend, just like now, isn't it great?"

"You always wear a mask." Dadao said: "No matter when and where, I don't want to express my feelings. It makes me feel very at a loss, Feng Li?"

"Hey! Feng Li!" Dadao said suddenly, "I love you!"

Feng Li speeded up his pace and entered the dense forest. He could reach the incarnation of a wolf. He dived into the forest, his body glowed, illuminating the surrounding area.

The nine-tailed fox squatted on the branch, and the star-like fox stared at the wolf on the ground.

The gray wolf squatted down, scratching his ears with his hind legs.

"What is the real you?" The gray wolf said in a thick voice: "You have no desires, never show any expectations. You don't want anything. Just like a model worker, it's like living for others. In fact, you Have yourself, right?"

Nine-tailed Fox did not answer.

Canglang turned his head and looked around, and said: "You are a good person, Feng Li, you help others if they ask you to do something, almost responsive to requests, bosses, subordinates, and never refuse. I know what you want. "

"You want friends and family, don't you?" Canglang said again: "To be honest, I fell in love with you at first sight. I like you. I know you are just like me. You want someone to be with you all the time. Your person, I am not a monster, I am a human being, yes, I can't live that long, I will definitely go ahead of you."

"Your lifespan is long, and my lifespan is short." The wolf turned his head, looked around, and said, "But I believe that although many things cannot be permanent, they don't become meaningless because they are short. Didn't the Buddhism say that the moment is eternal."

"It's so touching." The panda said under the tree while eating bamboo.

"If you still mind this." Gray Wolf said: "I have a way to have eternal life and stay by your side forever. You will never feel sad because of this."

Nine-tailed Fox: "Stop talking, I won't agree, I don't feel about you, don't think about it."

The gray wolf looked up, looked at the nine-tailed fox on the tree, grinned, and smiled ambiguously at the nine-tailed fox.

Grey Wolf: "I asked..."

"I don't love you." said the nine-tailed fox: "you don't have to think about it."

Grey Wolf: "Why are you so stubborn?"

The nine-tailed fox followed the panda and the gray wolf trot all the way, wagging its tail, following the nine-tailed fox and the panda.

"It's down here." The panda grabbed the cliff and looked down.

The nine-tailed fox and the gray wolf emerged.

"I'll go down and take a look." said the nine-tailed fox.

The panda asked to the wolf, "Is there any way I can live forever?"

"It's up to you," Cang Wolf said unceremoniously.