"You can't tell the truth, why do you have to lie? And still lie to your family" I am a liar, so I hate liars.

"I said that"

"Don't it end?"

Shu Tong grieved: "But my parents have to come and say that even if I find a fake boyfriend, I have to let my grandmother see it, otherwise they will kill me."

"They asked you to look for fakes?!" What kind of parents are these?Like Shu Tong, is it self-deception and self-satisfaction?

Tong nodded, but his expression puzzled me, it was sad, it was ashamed, it was self-blame

Tassel gently pinched the back of my hand and explained: "Grandma only has a cousin and a granddaughter. She is very worried about her affairs. Rural people have simple thoughts. Girls of the same age as cousins ​​will have soy sauce, but the cousin is still single. Floating outside, it is inevitable that someone will gossip and chew on the root of the tongue. The elderly listen in their ears, can’t you worry? So as soon as I heard that my cousin had found a rich and handsome boyfriend in a big city, he would chat with people everywhere. Show off, so that the whole village knows it. Now, how dare aunt tell her her cousin was dumped? The most important thing for the elderly is the face. This time, if she is not allowed to come and see her future grandson-in-law, folks It’s inevitable that we are all irresponsible. The old man is sick and has a bad health. Uncle aunt worried that she could not allow others to poke the back bones with their eyes.”

It turns out that this is the case, Shu Tong is completely self-serving!

"Then why do you have to find me?" I wondered: "It's handsome and rich, but I have no money"

"You are not handsome"

"what did you say?!"

"I said, if you don't have money, you can pretend to be very rich," Mr. Xiao Shu apparently made a detailed plan long ago, and said: "We will rent a bigger house and then rent a better car. Now."

"Rent? Mr. Xiaoshu, how much do you have a month's salary? The school relocated, the teacher's dormitory has not been divided, so you moved to share with tassel, you think it is too expensive to rent a house by one person?" I never meant to splash cold water, But the fact is the fact, "How much does it cost you to rent a fully furnished house that can line a stylish house? Enough for your salary for a few months!"

"It doesn't take a month, one day is enough," Shu Tong's seriousness made me crazed. "The wheat at home is already ripe. I have to grow corn after I have harvested the wheat. My parents chose to come here at this time, because Once busy with farm work, there is no time, so they cannot live for a few days."

"One day? Do you live in a hotel?" I am funny and angry. "Does that kind of house have daily rent?"

Teacher Xiao Shu nodded affirmatively, "Yes!"

"Where?"

"Your home," Shu Tong looked at the tassel and said: "Su Su said your home is very impressive, 160 square meters, four rooms, two halls and two bathrooms"

"You are talking about my parents' home!" I interrupted Shu Tong, questioning her gaze at the tassel, and the stinky girl evaded my gaze with guilty conscience.

"Isn't your parents' home yours?" Shu Tong begged: "You can rest assured that I won't trouble your parents. Are they going to work during the day? When they are not at home, take my grandmother to make a call Turn, prove that you have a small car with a car and a house. If you want to borrow it for me, even if I rent it."

"It's not about renting or borrowing! I ask you, if your grandma came home, what would you do if you saw my parents? Do you want my parents to accompany you to act together?" The stepmother didn't need to think about it. , But the old man must be different, he is the most annoying to deceive and be deceived

"You said that only you and your sister live in that house, your parents don't live in Beitian City, and then my parents will cooperate with us, grandma won't live in your house," Mr. Xiaoshu patted My shoulder, boldly said: "Go to a three-star hotel to open a room in your name, the cost will be borne by me, how about, am I righteous?

"You asked me to help deceive people, should I still bear the cost?" I choked Shu Tong.

Shu Tong excitedly said: "So, did you agree?"

"No," I glanced at the tassel and said lightly: "It would be ridiculous to think of me as your boyfriend. I need to consider it."

I hesitated, not just because of tassels, but conscience told me to deceive a simple old man, lack of virtue!

"Is there anything else to consider?" Tassel was upset and said with no taste: "It's ridiculous for you to pretend to be my cousin's boyfriend. Isn't it ridiculous for the police to send Xiaoye to pretend to be your female friend?"

I was stunned and smiled bitterly: "This is not the same thing"

"For me, this is the same thing-the serious thing!" Tassel said with air: "Why are all the same serious things, others can pretend to be your female friends, you can't pretend to be my cousin's male friends? The latter can coax An old man is happy, and the former will only make me very unhappy, even if I can understand you, how can you not understand me? South and South, I will ask you a word, do you agree or not?"

Although Shu Tong shouted for the meal, she asked, but as the only man, I was the first to pay the bill.

On the way home to send Yao Waner, Tassel, and Shu Tong, everyone hardly spoke.

Before eating, I was embarrassed to say something, but now it is because I have to say everything that I should not have said, and I have nothing to say, so everyone looks a little uncomfortable.

As soon as the tassel twisted his face, he told Shu Tong that Dong Xiaoye was ordered to pretend to be my girl friend, and also vented my vinegar for this, so it was inevitable that there was some guilty conscience in front of Dong Xiaoye, and Shu Tong did not want to be known by Dong Xiaoye I’m afraid of my humiliating request, but I’m just staring at me cautiously. Yao Waner doesn’t seem to believe me very much. I still doubt my confusing relationship with the tassels and Murphy.

Being caught in the middle of the complicated eyes of the four girls, I can think of my feelings. There is always a feeling that everything is wrong, so I just kept silent.

This tacit silence was maintained until only two of me and Dong Xiaoye were left in the car.

"No? Su Su actually agreed you to pretend to be Shu Tong's boyfriend?!" Dong Xiaoye was surprised, looked at me in disbelief, and opened those big eyes with personality.

"Look at the car! Car!" Seeing Dong Xiaoye holding the steering wheel again, and looking at the front, I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and said without complaint: "She can all agree to you posing as my girl friend, why can't you agree to me posing as her?" Cousin's boyfriend?"

I finally failed to refuse Mr. Xiaoshu’s request. The tassel decided everything. Just after she got out of the car, she told me to rest like a caring daughter-in-law and take good care of the wounds. Don’t walk around at will, but this gentleness can’t calm down. In my frustrated mood, it was not this attitude when the smelly girl threatened me earlier.

"How can that be the same?" Dong Xiaoye said: "I am a policeman, my task is to protect you, and Shu Tong, but her cousin, their relationship makes you pretend to be Shu Tong boyfriend, which makes people feel very awkward. La."

"Not only you are awkward, I am even more awkward." It is not that I do not keep the secret for Teacher Xiaoshu, but that for a period of time in the future, Dong Xiaoye must protect me personally, and the thing that impersonates her boyfriend can't hide Sister Tiger, in order not to If something bad happens, she still needs the assistance of Sister Tiger, don’t forget her identity: now Dong Xiao Ye, it’s my fake girl

One true and two fake, three female friends suddenly appeared around me, I don’t know if it’s Yan Fu or disaster

When I got out of the car, I almost fell down, and Gei’s injured right leg suddenly lost consciousness for an instant, and then there was pain in the heart. Even if the pain was not unbearable, I still had white lips and blue sweat, and it was winter. Xiao Ye helped me climb the stairs.

"I think you'll still be in the hospital tomorrow, otherwise you will listen to the doctor, lean on crutches, and run around if you don't have good injuries. You will find your sins yourself." Climbing the fourth floor, Dong Xiaoye's face Almost like me, tired.

"What did I do with crutches? I broke my leg when I was in college. My mother had bought a wheelchair for me, and she still threw it in the basement. I just went back and fetched it," I don’t want Chu Yuan to know that my leg hurts. She was also nagging together, and then poke the keyhole, while changing the topic, curiously said: "Yes, Xiaoye sister, what happened between you and teacher Xiaoshu? How do you think you seem a bit uncomfortable? ?"

Dong Xiaoye first stunned, then snorted disgustingly, "Nothing happened, just after she pulled me and Murphy away, she said a lot of sandy projective words, it was very unpleasant, don't listen to her when she just had dinner Nonsense, what Murphy put her pigeons, people clearly can't hear her unpleasant words, get angry."