Problematic Sister Fell In Love With Me

"Guarantee not to show her face!"

The goblin has a deep prejudice to Murphy. I know she is talking about her mouth. When she sees Murphy, she will thank me if she can't take the initiative to find fault.

The buddy's mentality is probably that the so-called ticks are not itching. Chu Yuan and Dongfang have made me helpless. Adding a goblin to add chaos, I can't feel the pain is itching.

Today, after all, I shouted the goblin. She didn’t want to go home. I hurriedly drove her back. It’s close to her. In addition, even if you continue to argue with her, the person who will eventually compromise will only be me. The goblin only threatens. I said she would tell Chu Yuan the purpose of our meeting today

From the moment I called her, I had lost my choice, "Waiter, pay!"

"Yeah!" The goblin cheered with excitement when she saw me agree, and then jumped back to me like a bunny, took my arm, and put my arm in her arms. The soft squeeze made the buddies blush for a while. Fortunately, the girl didn't wear a lot of loli today, which made me feel embarrassed and shameless, and finally lost some of the guilt of being a strange uncle.

Seeing me looking at her clothes, the goblin asked curiously and nervously: "Uncle, do you think I look good today?" "Well, it looks good." When I was with the goblin, I found that I would always be very frank.

The goblin raised her eyebrows. "Then why do you look good?"

I thought the goblin was dissatisfied with my evaluation. It was too vague and general. I felt that I was not really complimenting, but was perfunctory. She said very expertly: "It's just right, it's good-looking. Today's dress is more suitable for you, not like you. Before cutting hair, it's so avant-garde and different. It's not as simple and simple as after cutting hair. You are a good clothes rack, but you don't know how to dress yourself up, either avant-garde or plain, with some unnaturalness. How to say, it seems to cover up some temperament deliberately, pretentious, awkward, but now it is different, simple and casual, this kind of light and cute and pure and energetic feeling, matches your temperament."

"Really?" She didn't feel happy at all when I praised her so rare, she couldn't tell whether she questioned or teased: "Uncle, you are very professional."

"Slightly understand," the buddy smiled bitterly, "The Eastern girl is professional. She teaches Yuanyuan and Xiaoye all day long, teaches them how to make up, how to dress, how to match clothes, and it's hard to understand."

"Huh, anyway, I just can't dress up," the goblin looked down at the clothes on his body, and hummed and said, "This clothes was picked by the East for me on the Internet."

It turns out that it’s no wonder that the goblin has been praised by me, but it’s also unhappy. I dare to love it because I praised it for a long time. It praises the oriental taste of others, but it completely negates her.

Fortunately, the waiter came over to check out in time, which resolved a little embarrassment.I’m going to pay for it. The goblin will never let it go. I’ll gobble up and down when I eat. I don’t care about the image at all, but I’m full and full but I’m afraid I know how much she eats. Blocking the waiter who was looking for money, I was afraid that I would judge from the change that she just asked a few kilos of dumplings for her behavior and thinking pattern. It was always so weird.

The goblin squeezed the change into a pocket, and then turned around and couldn't wait to pull me. "Walk Uncle, I really want to have some fate. Let's go back quickly."

Want Chu Yuan?But the kind of cunning in your eyes that makes you feel bad makes me think that what you think cannot be Chu Yuan, but Murphy

"Don't you chat online every day?"

"Can online chat be the same? Can't hug or kiss, can you say yes?"

It seems that the fairy is still not Chu Yuan

Unconsciously, the dumpling restaurant has become very lively. Most of the guests who enter the door are some students who have nothing to do with staying at school during the summer vacation. The college students who have just got up from the bed, or come out in groups or pairs to eat'breakfast', this It is not difficult to understand why this dumpling restaurant has been open for business only at ten in the morning.

The police had suspected that Sanye had something to do with Heng Heng, to avoid putting more trouble on him, so I didn’t go to Sanye’s house to find a goblin, but let the goblin pick a place. I came to find her and she would I was here, and in order to see me in advance, she deliberately picked a table directly opposite the door, with a wall behind and a table on one side. There is no dead corner in this position. If you sit against the wall, you can look up Seeing the entire lobby, people who come in and out will pass by the sight. Although it is an unclear location, because it is a corner, very few guests will approach this table. Therefore, when I saw a navel dressed in blue When I printed a T-shirt, white body-building pants, and short hair girls walking on a pair of high-heeled shoes of at least ten centimeters straight towards us, I instinctively felt that something was wrong.

This girl is very beautiful, her eyes are big, her eyebrows are thin, her nose is small and her mouth is small, but there is no one other than her dark and short hair that looks exactly like Dong Xiaoye. In the place, the original handsome face not only had heavy makeup, but also had a stubborn anger. There were two big rings of heavy silver and silver hanging on the ears, not to mention the nose and the navel. A nail, ten toes were dyed in ten colors, a blue shoulder bag was carried in the left hand, and a freshly lit cigarette was held in the right hand-I thought she was not right, because the subconscious thought, like The girl dressed like her sister is mostly picky. When the restaurant has empty seats, she is not likely to choose a dining table that the guest has just bought but the ass has not yet lifted, and the waiter will have no time to clean up in the future. Come sit.

With preemptive vigilance, I immediately felt the hostility emanating from this girl. The distance was getting closer and closer, and her footsteps were getting faster and faster. The intention to hit the goblin was undoubtedly clear, overflowing from those eyes The viciousness doesn't make me think she wanted to make a joke. Sure enough, she turned around immediately after seeing the goblin who had turned her back on her, and she turned around immediately,'ah With a bang, I pretended to be a stumbling block and slammed towards the goblin—this wicked little girl, even poked the cigarette sandwiched between her fingers towards the back of the goblin!

Even though I had guarded for a long time, I didn't expect her to be so damn hot, so I couldn't think about it at all. I took the goblin in my hand, stretched it out with one hand, and took the chick's smoke with her paws and grabbed it into my palm.

"Ah!" It wasn't just me who got burned. Xiaotaimei also felt self-conscious. With a scream of pain, she shook my hand away and said angrily: "What are you doing?"

With my palms facing up, I spread out my hands and showed off the cigarettes that had been stolen and broken. Shen Sheng shouted, "I should ask, what do you want to do?"

Xiao Yike, who didn't know why, looked back at the little girl, and his face was suddenly gloomy, "Wang Xiaomeng?!"

The sister named Wang Xiaomeng rubbed her sore hand, sneered, and then looked at me with a sneer, "Xiao Yike, this is the legendary handsome and mature, manly uncle boyfriend in your legend? This little white-faced brother, are you twenty-five years old this year?"

Brother Xiaobailian?I’m really guilty, I don’t feel angry, because I always think that judging whether a person is a little white face from the appearance is directly linked to his handsomeness

But the goblin was angry.

"Aren't you + mom looking for a smoker?" The goblin stood in front of me, staring blankly at the Wang Xiaomeng, his tone was flat, but he swears, "Wang Xiaomeng, you were beaten last night Was it a turn, or was the contraceptive pill taken this morning expired and spoiled? Is it a nervous disorder or a dog's long memory? I have forgotten all the lessons I gave you before? Now say "Sorry" to Brother Nan and you burn him. I will not care about things with you, otherwise you will not offend him, but I am Xiao Yike!"

The fairy's aura is as oppressive as when we first met. The fairy was not cute at this time, because of the indifference of a thousand miles away, because of the aggressive domineering, I was so stunned that I forgot to speak.

"Oh? Didn't you say that Yike has turned her back on Zhenglang for the sake of love? See you dismiss the group of Feng Xue and their assholes. I still think it's true. Dare to be rumored again," Wang Xiaomeng despised. Said sarcastically: "Uncle is a little white-faced, a sister is also a sister"

"I go + you + fuck!"

Listening to her calling me'Little White Face' again, the goblin raised his hand to slap, but Wang Xiaomeng was already prepared, not only did not flash, did not hide, but also sent first, shot like a power, and actually grabbed the goblin's wrist, To my surprise, this reaction, Wang Xiaomeng in front of this quasi-jin is by no means an ordinary little girl, except for Dong Xiaoye and Tianyou, I have never seen any woman with such a skill, not to mention, it is still a College girls of the same age and fairies!

Compared to Wang Xiaomeng's neatness, what surprised me more was the goblin's reaction-no matter when the goblin could calm down, there was a flash of fear in his eyes!

Fairy afraid of her?

"Xiao Yike, it's you who don't remember long? Have you ever beaten me? Forget how I taught you before what you called'before'? You just rely on that black background at home, Labang teamed up in a battle to bluff people, I am afraid of you if you are too many, I am afraid of you if there are too many dogs in your family, now? I am not afraid of you!" Wang Xiaomeng spit on the ground with contempt, haha ​​laughed: "Others don't know, when your surname is Xiao, it's still amazing, but I'm clear. Your coquettish old man is about to go to the jail cell, Miss Xiao's elder sister? Shit! The tree is falling, you old man. When he's finished, his dog will also finish with him, and who will protect you by then? Without them, you can't even compare to a stinky food, and dare to play with me?"

"You fart!" The goblin tried to shake off Wang Xiaomeng's hand, but the difference in human strength between them was as obvious as their height. Wang Xiaomeng, who was nearly a taller than the goblin, also had an advantage in strength.

"I fart? How many police officers are monitoring your dad now? You know better than me. Even if he uses a large size trumpet every time he goes to the toilet, how much toilet paper is used for the large size. The police know all about it, and he does that dirty thing. How long can I hide it?" Wang Xiaomeng slightly tilted her chin and looked down at the goblin, as if what she said had become a reality, giving her a sense of superiority, and this feeling turned into a momentum, A momentum that completely overwhelmed the goblin, "Xiao Yike, I didn’t forget the previous lesson, Sang Yingjie smashed my mom’s shop, shaved my head, your little brothers and sisters beat me and scolded me, As for our two junior high schools, one high school, and the same university, I have to hide from you, but I am a salted fish and I have turned over that day? Now I finally waited, God has eyes, want to Pack your dad, haha, the whole world knows that he is a wild seed with a mother and no mother, is a stink beggar, what about you? You are also a mother with no mother, and you are destined to be a stink beggar haha, Hahahaha"

As if he thought he was humorous, Wang Xiaomeng laughed aloud.

If it was other insults, the goblin might have fought back long ago, but Wang Xiaomeng's remarks hit the most vulnerable part of the goblin elaborately. The goblin's tears circled around his eyes, just biting his lip to prevent himself from crying. She has done her best-a girl who cries her nose while watching her mother-daughter movie every time she is angry with her father is not as strong as she usually performs.

Seeing the appearance of a fairy, Wang Xiaomeng was more proud, "I'm sorry, I was wrong-how many people did your offense offend, how many enemies did you have, how many rivals did you have, I'm afraid you can't count them, you just want to be It’s hard for a beggar! Xiao Yike, in the past, I have a lot of adults. I don’t care about you. From now on, if you listen to me obediently, I will promise to cover you. You know the background of my family and look down. Call me cute sister, I guarantee you will not be sold to the kiln to pick up guests."

Classmate Wang Xiaomeng deliberately ignored me, but peeked at my reaction from time to time. It was nothing more than a deliberate emphasis on deliberately digging the goblin’s scandal in front of me and picking up the face of the goblin. From this, she can’t tell me Xiao San's relationship wants to separate my relationship with the fairy.

But I heard something coming, and probably guessed the identity of this classmate Wang Xiaomeng

With a dry cough, I asked: "Yike, is she your friend?"

The goblin once again tried to shake off Wang Xiaomeng's hand, and this time Wang Xiaomeng let go of her, and the goblin waited for her bitterly, squeezing a few words from his teeth, "I can't afford to climb high."

Wang Xiaomeng is worthy of being a talented student at Beitian University, but he would rather find himself on the stage. "Since ancient times, there is no difference between righteousness and evil, and I can't be cheap." The implication is that she didn't regard the fairy as a friend.

"The upper beam is not right, the lower beam is crooked. This is not true," I sighed. "I happened to see two counterexamples today."

Wang Xiaomeng didn't understand it and asked with a smile: "What counterexample?"

I hugged the goblin and replied: "One dad was bad, but one was a good girl. Although Ling Zun was just upset, she unfortunately gave birth to a prodigal girl who would only smear his face."

Wang Xiaomeng's face changed suddenly, "Who are you scolding!"

"Don't get me wrong, I didn't want to scold you," I smiled, "I want to smoke you."

Before the voice fell, I slapped a slap in the face, knowing that the girl responded quickly, and I shot quickly. She hadn't had time to raise her hand. My slap had already scratched off her face, waiting for her hand When I lifted it up, I slapped my backhand on the face on the other side of her. With two snaps, she was so stupid that she didn't even react at all, maybe it was too surprised.

The loud two slaps, the whole restaurant that was smoked was silent, I don’t take it, Wang Xiaomeng said with a smile, "I tell you three things, first, you have been too early and happy There is no basis, but her dad didn’t commit a crime. The police stared at him. The biggest discovery was that he went to the toilet several times a day to pull the shit several times. Every time he wiped his ass with toilet paper, even if he used one roll at a time, that is, It’s not enough to be environmentally friendly, so I don’t want to go to jail because the police control the world, but they can’t control pulling + shit + fart. Secondly, I am also a woman born and not raised, so my mother never taught me You can’t beat a woman, just like your mother didn’t teach you not to laugh at those children who unfortunately lost their parents or have no relatives and no reason. Third, the two slaps just now, one slap is for the other and one slap is for the other. Your father and mother hit you. If you don’t get out of front of me again, I will teach you for myself, because you not only burned my hand, but also scolded my girlfriend. Strong + rape + you are difficult for myself, finding someone to turn you is difficult for my friend, stripping you to put you in the trash can, it is difficult for other environmental protection workers, so don’t force me to bother, get out, how did you hide before? If I leave, I will hide it from now on. I will look at your dad's face today. I will give you two mouths and let me know you can find fault with me later. I will kill you in the face of your dad!"

[Ps: I haven’t gotten burned, and my cold has gotten worse. I wanted to code two chapters and make up the one that was dropped yesterday, but when it’s close, I’ll post it in one chapter. Everyone forgive sins. These words are right and wrong. Trembling knock for a day

ps2: I received a lot of messages today.

It is very saying that "Sister" is a bashing book, so there are still so many parents who like, support, I am grateful and touched, but everyone knows that "Sister" is not everything in life, because the light code is to eat If you’re not full, you admonish me for being lazy, I admit it, and you admonish me for not being kind, and I admit it, but you greet me for this swearing, I have some opinions. Some scum is not a robot, you can not eat without sickness and do not sleep,' Busy or sick is the reason for asking for leave, not an excuse. If I am really lazy and don't want to write code, I will tell you directly for your understanding, so I don't need to find an excuse.

Friends who are familiar with right and wrong know that right and wrong are not saved. Every day you have to sit in front of the computer while conceiving a code word. Qq blinks and opens it. It turns out that you have published a whole article about the scum, and then an exclamation mark and an exclamation mark. I’m reminded that the writing is sharp, the sarcasm satirizes everything, and the subsequent requests are chased one by one, I don’t return, I’m a big player, I respond, saying that your request is really a bit difficult for me , You are a big player to tell the truth, I have never seen a "big player" who is better than me

I rarely refuse everyone's topics, such as slow updates, more leave, water injection, and procrastination, which are often criticized and criticized. I also have questions and answers, and I have been deeply reviewing. This topic is not objectionable to me, especially for writing. Suggestions, even like it, people always have to know where they are wrong and where they are inadequate before they know how to learn to correct them, but I still have to make a statement-a message just for cursing, right and wrong will not be in the future Back again, I sent dozens of punctuation marks to remind me to'come to scold', I would pull it directly because I knocked on the keyboard for forty minutes and drank boiled water, I finally understood that for intentional coming Friends who find fault, how much saliva I spent to answer your questions, and the final result will still not be satisfaction and understanding, it is better to save this time and code two words

ps3: add ps2, I know that my friends who have deliberately found faults these days are not readers of "Sister", but I don’t know how I offended you, I have no injustice in the past and no hatred in the past, I only want quiet code words and respect each other]