Problematic Sister Fell In Love With Me

Location: Living room.

People: Sister Tiger, Ziyuan, Chu Yuan, Dongfang, and me.

Event: It seems to be planning to open a trial and criticism meeting because they sit on the sofa but let me sit on the small bench with handcuffs on their hands

As a judge, Dong Xiaoye raised Erlang's legs and thought about it, thinking that this posture was not appropriate-the pants were too short, and the root of the thigh would be exposed for me to sit on the opposite side, so I quickly adjusted it and grabbed the jar and it was not opened. 'S cold beer knocked on the coffee table, "Quiet, Quiet-Fate, lower the TV volume first, don't turn it off, my little ancestor, sports news, the Lakers against Thunder in the morning, I just had to talk to Waner about the game, I forgot I read it, I don’t know the result yet, it will be broadcasted immediately, the Lakers will cough again if they lose, that, now the court-defendant Chu Nan, please tell me the truth, the female college student is very famous and who has anything to do with you ?"

I dropped the black line in my forehead, and the product was too boring, but I confessed and said broadly: "Qiu Meimei"

"What do I do?" Chu Yuanqi said: "I am the plaintiff's lawyer."

"I mean, that girl's surname is Qiu Mei, she's Jiu Qiu, she's Jiu Qiu, charming Mei, I have nothing to do with her, I don't know her at all." I glared at the smelly girl, wondering, you are the plaintiff Lawyer, who is the plaintiff

This was the trouble, I should have interrogated Chu Yuan, how come now, and I became the party to be tried?!

"I remember the name so clearly, and I don't know her, who believes?" The Oriental head sitting across Chu Yuan and reading the magazine didn't lift up, whispered a whisper, before changing it, I wouldn't feel anything. Style, but now I can smell how much sourness is mixed in that remark, but it may be that I am passionate. The East is not Chu Yuan after all, she is more mature and more open-minded than Chu Yuan.

Dong Xiaoye frowned and reminded: "Defendant's lawyer, can you do something with dedication? Your duty is to defend your client, how can you fall into the hole? Are you afraid that he will not pay you a salary? I remember your pocket money Seems to have spent almost"

Upon hearing this, Dongfang quickly closed the magazine, cheered up, and coughed, saying: "Master Judge, my client really, really, really doesn't know the female college students who are at the door. This point, there are witnesses who can testify, I request witnesses to appear in court."

"Witnesses go to court."

Dongfang made a look at Ziyuan. Ziyuan realized that she was just like two people in the daytime. She was happily following three crazy girls. She was sitting next to Dong Xiaoye and chopping apples. She stood up and raised her right hand. A serious statement: "Master Judge, I would like to guarantee my personality and conscience. I will faithfully perform the testimony obligations stipulated by the law and guarantee truthful and no concealed statements. What I know and I see. If I violate the oath, I Willing to accept the legal punishment and moral condemnation-when I was waiting for you at the door, I was invited by those girls to be a guest at home and chatted with them for a while. I can be sure that Xiao Nan did not know Qiu Meimei."

Dong Xiaoye asked: "The reason?"

Ziyuan smiled very kindly, but made Sister Tiger blushing and embarrassed, "The reason is that Master Judge, you reminded them early in the morning, Xiaonan has piled your flower on the pile of cow dung-forgive them again Don’t dare to come over and pry your corner, don’t you?

Is this ridicule?Yes, but it’s not pure that Tiger Sister Yan can’t hear the meaning of Ziyuan hiding under the ridicule, so she didn’t emphasize that we are “pretending to be couples”, and spreading the relationship is a part of her job requirements, because We have already made a fake come true

Interpreting with a wise man is a foolish cover-up. Sister Tiger understands that it is far more wise to justify or deny it than to pretend to be confused. At this time, Chu Yuan echoed: "I can also testify that my brother has never been to the door, no May know the right person"

Sister Tiger took the opportunity to change the topic, "The plaintiff's lawyer, why did you mistake your identity like the defendant's defender?"

The answer is very simple-the "plaintiff lawyer" is the role assigned to her by Dong Xiaoye. In normal circumstances, she must be coquettish and arrogant with me, cooperating with Dong Xiaoye's game, but now she will not, She didn't want to show her childish naughty side in front of Ziyuan. She was deliberately showing her reasonableness, thoughtfulness and tolerance to me.

Simply put, that is, if Ziyuan is facing me, she will be more aggressive towards me than Ziyuan.

The stinky girl glanced at Ziyuan and said, "I am seeking truth from facts, people should be realistic and alive, aren't they? Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, just like, like is like, don't like is not like, there is Yes, no, no"

She is not answering Dong Xiaoye, but telling Ziyuan

Ziyuan's reaction surprised me and Chu Yuan, "I agree, people should be realistic, yes or no." After all, he smiled at Chu Yuan, and Chu Yuan was a bit dazed-- No matter me or Chu Yuan, Ziyuan believed that Ziyuan came to understand what happened in the morning, but her current attitude made us completely unable to understand what she was thinking in her heart.

Dong Xiaoye put me in handcuffs because of mischief. Actually, it was also because Ziyuan didn't greet him, so he left the company early, went back to change his clothes, and ran to the squat outside my house to wait for Ziyuan to say no reason. I did not take the initiative to ask, Tiger. Sister will certainly feel the atmosphere is different-she knows that Ziyuan is from the Moon Valley, and today the theme of the windy high-level meeting is to discuss cooperation with Moon Valley. Sister Tiger surely feels that Ziyuan is here Now, another one must feel that the arrival of Ziyuan and her purpose embarrassed me.

This girl prejudiced that I was opposite to Ziyuan, and that there was a smell of gunpowder between them, so I only made a fuss and wanted to ease the suffocating atmosphere that came up. Sister Tiger knows that the suffocation she feels is not in I produced between Ziyuan and Chuyuan, but between Chu Yuan and Ziyuan

"Okay, since Ziyuan and Yuanyuan both said so, the judge is now sentenced as follows: The accused Chu Nan, because of insufficient evidence, seduced the female college student of the neighbor’s house from being convicted, the death penalty was exempted, the living crime was inescapable, and the penalty was dinner for a week. , Execute immediately—"

"Wait!" I refused to admit: "Is there any mistake, shouldn't the evidence be released in court? Why should I be punished for cooking?!"

"You are too cheap to sell well, even if you don't know Qiu Meimei, did you touch her just now? Kiss her? You are full of tofu, but we are still hungry, less crap, hurry and cook, and fry me a plate Eggs and tomatoes, another plate of cold bitter gourd. Have you eaten Ziyuan? You haven’t eaten it. Order what you want, don’t be polite."

"No you! Do you think I'm a restaurant chef?!" I grieved: "I've eaten tofu? Is it because I've been eaten tofu? Okay! As a victim, you don't say comfort me, you still handcuff me Get up, that’s all, let me cook for you now? Is there any reason?"

"Heaven is just--'You love I wish'," Sister Tiger said shamelessly: "Who made me a judge when you didn't object, you didn't act as a thief, why did you let me handcuff you? That makes you love me, If you are willing to be tried by me, then you have to obey any way I judge you. Don’t talk nonsense. Raise your hand if you agree with the result of my trial!"

Three little hands responded immediately, including my defense lawyer Dongfang Niang

"Look, everybody knows the truth, just you are a mess."

"Okay," I sneered: "'Do you love me?' Yes? Yes, I'll cook, but don't be idle, hurry back to the house and change your clothes."

Sister Tiger looked down at her home dress and stunned: "You cook, you don't go out to eat, what clothes do I change?"

The evil smile on my face answered her with exaggerated lips: "Change-swim-clothing -"

Tiger Sister Chu Yuandong, the three girls' faces suddenly changed, and East responded the fastest. They quickly retracted their raised hands and pressed them under the buttocks, "Let Brother Nan cook too much! Sister Xiaoye, Without taking you like this, you should immediately open the handcuffs of my client and apologize to him!"

"It's not necessary to apologize," I said to the East: "Do you think you can make up for the psychological harm you caused by raising your hand just by coaxing me with two good words now? Will you eat enough and give me strength? Squeeze your feet! Since it's'you love me,' then be willing to gamble and lose!"

Sister Tiger and Dongfang almost cried out-before we bet, as long as I went to the ring without any damage in the competition with Zou He, Sister Tiger would wear a bathing suit for a week at home, and Dongfang would do the sole for a week for me Massage, conversely, if I lose, I wear a week-long swimsuit to pinch the feet of Sister Tiger, let the East appreciate

But later, because Jiang Yu fell off the boxing ring and injured his wrist, it caused a lot of commotion. I didn’t mention this stubbornness, and those who lost the gamble, such as Tiger Sister Oriental and Murphy, naturally pretended to have amnesia.

"I hate it~ Brother Nan, why are you serious about joke?" Dongfang sells it. Unfortunately, it's too fake. I don't eat this set.

"Joke? If you lose me, would you say this is a joke?" Based on my understanding of the East, 80% of her will take the opportunity to madly shoot me a few "portrait photos" to facilitate overdraft of pocket money from me when needed.

Ziyuan was confused, "Why would you gamble to lose? What did you gamble, why do you have a foot massage and a swimsuit?"

Dongfang busy said: "Just right, let Xiaozi's sister comment on--"

The little girl was clever and clever, not only explained the gambling agreement, but also described the process of my comparison with Zou He clearly and in detail, but there was no irony in the corners. I was tricking and bullying Zou He In general, my physical strength is poor and my left elbow has been injured. In short, my victory is worthless.

"Sister Xiaozi, do you think Brother Nan shouldn't care about us? We bet with him to care about him and motivate him. That's not malicious, but he now clearly wants to take advantage of us! Is this not? Fortunately, to revenge, to complain against virtue?"

Ziyuan ignored Dongfang, but asked Chu Yuanxiao with a smile: "So, Yuanyuan, you have lost your bet, right?"

Chu Yuanqiao blushed, "Uh"

"That" Ziyuan turned around and asked me again: "Xiao Nan, did you have a relationship with you?"

"No" The girl smiled in my heart.

"Why didn't you kiss? Didn't you say yes? You won, and Yuanyuan kissed you in public." Ziyuan's questioning was somewhat aggressive, although she smiled sweetly.

[Ps: Sorry everyone, this time only to update a certain slag. The eyes are very uncomfortable in the past few days, the code word is very difficult, the old is wrong, the feeling does not say everyone knows, I used ice bag to apply ice last night Yes, I was shocked afterwards. When I put on my glasses, I couldn’t see anything clearly in my left eye. I thought it was because the glasses had fallen off. Now I finally came to a halt. There was a false alarm. It might be that the ice pack was too cold and the ice was too long reason

Friendly reminder: friends who use computers for a long time or read books frequently, please pay attention to protecting your eyes. Eye exercises must be done~]