Problematic Sister Fell In Love With Me

~dud-< >-~ People often like to show off their strengths and cover up their shortcomings. This is not surprising. It is quite common. If someone likes to show off what he is not good at in public, it is strange to be happy.

I really don’t have a lot of talent in singing. Since childhood, I’m the kind of person who can stand in the chorus and open my mouth. It only fills the value of the formation, but without talent and interest, it doesn’t mean that I really only sing a song. The love of an old-fashioned tracker. Since I met Granny Cheng in college, I have been forced by her to howl overnight. The lack of a personal position in front of others' requests has always been my strength and weakness. I have read 300 Tang poems. I can sing if I don’t write poems, but the only thing in "Lovers of Trackers" is tassels begging and begging me, even if I roll it all over, I will never sing with her. The reason why the girl mentioned this song with Murphy , More or less because Murphy wanted to sing with me, there was a bit of a snack in my heart, and deliberately poke my scars, both to fight my confidence and to scare off Murphy, perhaps, I also want to see if I will be biased. Treated differently, really sing this old song with Murphy who has never sung to her.

Speaking of this song, I have to mention a comedy that almost happened in my house many years ago, which caused a tragedy. I once talked to Tassel as a talk, and Xiaozi also knew that, so Granny Cheng only mentioned the song title, she I turned my back to cover my mouth and snickered-I sang this song with someone for the first time, the object was not someone else, it was my living treasure stepmother, but at that time she was not living treasure at all, at least singing this song Before, she has never exposed her unpretentious nature that she likes to act like a coquettish and tender, and is afraid to scare me. Therefore, she does everything in a single eye and pays attention to her image. She is even cautious about this, so to speak, her change, Or is the change in the relationship between me and her starting with the duet.

That was the first Spring Festival after the stepmother and Chu Yuan came to my house. At that time, we were less than three months away. Although we had gradually adapted to the new family and lifestyle, the four people still got along with each other. Small gap, after all, I was only twelve or three years old, pretending to be precocious to persuade the old man to remarry is just a matter of mouth. The old man really remarried. Bring home a stepmother and a sister. How to get along, it is not as simple as moving the mouth. It’s a thing, after all, I have to get along every day, I don’t see my head down, I admire the diligent and beautiful stepmother, I admire two points of pride, but there are seven points of fear and fear, whether the word “stepmother” is in a fairy tale or On TV, most of them are negative images.'The more beautiful the woman, the harder it is to get along.' This is the truth that Sister Yue often instilled in me before she appeared in the stepmother. It's too exposed her motive and purpose. "The more beautiful women are, the harder it is to get along, so how beautiful and uncomfortable is the woman who is so beautiful and so good to live against the truth, you know?If you understand, tell your dad that you like Yue Yue and want to spend time with Yue Yue, but don’t tell him that I told you, or you will be beaten up

Sister Yue just wants to be my stepmother, but hasn’t been, so she scares me every day, if you are not obedient, you will be spanked. For stepmothers who are more beautiful and charming than Sister Yue, and have successfully succeeded, the little ass can be uneasy. As I imagined, I’m not afraid of Sister Yue’s fierce look, because I know her too much, but I don’t understand the stepmother who is trying to force herself to portray a good wife, a good mother, and a good woman. In my opinion, she is a bit like a grandfather, too serious and serious. At that time, I often found excuses to eat and stay at Ziyuan’s house. Her mother was obviously poisoned by the film and television drama. She taught me how to deal with the stepmother and how to protect myself, which strengthened the stepmother in my mind. Opposite image.

I am afraid of the stepmother, Chu Yuan is afraid of me, an introverted little loli with a runny nose and claw braids and exuding the smell of milk, let alone boys, girls of the same age are rare creatures for her, So I always have instinctive fears and precautions against me, and even worse to the old man. Fortunately, I can often see a smile on my face, but the old man is hot and cold inside, and the serious face, the college students sitting under his podium are all It's inevitable that the tension is tight, not to mention the small Chu Yuan?In order to let Chu Yuan feel his kindness, the old man with high IQ and low EQ often used the method of highlighting the sternness towards me. When Chu Yuan really understood this, he graduated from elementary school.

I always feel that my clumsy emotional relationship is inherited by the old man. He never told me why he married his stepmother, but took the stepmother and Chu Yuan home, saying that one is my mother and one is my sister. If there is no objection, I will get married and take a few family portraits. The family of four went to the restaurant for a big meal. Even after the wedding, I thought that the low-key of the grandfather was to show respect for my mother, and then I thought it was The reason for the stepmother's family, I only learned from the stepmother's mouth the story between the old man and her and Yue sister, it is not difficult to understand why the old man is more difficult to integrate than me for a long time after marriage A brand new family-his marriage with his stepmother was not because of love at all. It was strange that two people without love suddenly had to live together and could adapt immediately.

So in the first few months, everything looked warm and harmonious. In fact, everyone’s nerves were tight. Until the evening of the thirtieth year of that year, I and the stepmother sang the song "Lovers of Trackers".

The duet was now a comedy that almost caused tragedy, but for me at the time, it was a nightmare-the talent of the stepmother singing, there is definitely a fight with the oriental little girl, that is a sentence, it is just the day. Having eaten early in the evening, just before the start of the Spring Festival Gala, she intends to stir up the family atmosphere and let Chu Yuan sing to me and the old man. Where is the thin-skinned Chu Yuan afraid of being born?She didn’t appreciate her face, her stepmother glared, she still cried. It didn’t matter if she cried. The old man panicked, but I didn’t know that Chu Yuan always eats hard and not soft. The more she persuaded her to cry, the more fierce it was. The stepmother's careful thinking didn't work out as expected, and it also had the opposite effect.She is a childish temper, mature and stable everything is pretending, at that time and Chu Yuan was anxious.

At a critical moment, the old man's spirit moved, and the fire came to me, an innocent poor worm-he even asked me to sing to them!Isn’t this a trick?

The old man learned his mother-in-law, but I didn’t dare to learn Chu Yuan. He was helpless to Chu Yuan. To me, a feather duster was enough. I could accept unequal treatment. What I couldn’t accept was that the old man asked me to sing, but according to his own taste. , Chose a song "The Love of the Tracker" for me, and said, "This is the song of the brother and sister, which is suitable for you and fate"

The old man ordered the first song to sing, expecting Chu Yuan to sing with me. Of course, Chu Yuan would not sing. Just when I was out and planning to arrange two roles by myself, the stepmother volunteered to come and sing the one on the bow. Sister, just like Mrs. Duanmu now

Then, it’s my nightmare-if the stepmother sings out of tune intentionally, I will laugh, but I won’t find it ridiculous. What’s ridiculous is that she is obviously super serious, but there is no sentence on the tone, her perfect image is in my heart. The moment of collapse and disillusionment, the more intoxicated the stepmother sings, the more I want to laugh, and the more I want to laugh, the more I am afraid to laugh. As a result, not only does my voice tremble, but I also run with her.

The kind of outgoing feeling that is about to drive me crazy is still unwilling to remember. There are two reasons. The first one is that almost comedy becomes a tragedy. The crying Chu Yuan kept hearing that I wished to remember from memory. The weird sounds and tones that were erased suddenly burst into laughter while holding her belly, but when we sang a song, she cried again and her stomach hurt.

Today, we don’t know what is wrong with Chu Yuan. I just remember that on a New Year’s Eve of a certain year, a pair of fool mothers and children hurt a little girl by mistake because of singing and running. When thousands of families are enjoying the warmth and watching the Spring Festival Gala, we are Looking for a hospital on the main street, I found the hospital but did not find the root cause of Chu Yuan. When I saw the needle, Chu Yuan's stomach did not hurt.

The second reason is as puzzling as Chu Yuan’s stomachache, although after that night, there was no gap between me and my stepmother, but there was also a sequelae-I don’t seem to sing that song "Love", one mouth will be out of tune, always taste that night

just now.

At this moment, now, here.

Fate and I made three jokes--

First, Mrs. Duanmu wants to sing "The Love of the Tracker" with me. It happens that this woman, like her stepmother, can't see the real age. It is the only woman I can't refuse in this world.

The singing skill of Mrs. Duanmu was actually on the same level as the stepmother and the little oriental lady!

Third, her seriousness and self-revelation are also of the stepmother level

"Dumbfounded" can no longer describe the expressions of the people in the house at this moment. Except for the foreigners over the Moon Valley who have never heard this song, which one did not die biting his mouth to be afraid of laughing?Even Murphy, who is used to posing a freezer face, twitched the corners of his mouth, Ziyuan, who smiled a lot, and the tip of his nose was holding out thin sweat beads. My grandma Cheng’s father didn’t drink, but his face was better than drinking The wine's Viagra is still red, Waner Liu sister and Qin Lan, simply learning Xiao Songjia, to ignore the image of the lady, hard stuffed into the mouth, just chewed, just to support the cheek gang, Gao Haihai and all the lords, Then drunk beer, want to intoxicate myself, learn Viagra, and have an invincible power

This group of guys want to laugh more than Mrs. Duanmu, but I also want to laugh because I sing out of tune with Mrs. Duanmu because I can't laugh. I'm just afraid of Mrs. Duanmu's misunderstanding, so I can't bear to laugh.

During the torment, I secretly rejoiced: Fortunately, Chu Yuan’s stinky girl fell asleep in the car, otherwise she would laugh so much that her stomach hurts and she was taken to the hospital.

[Ps: an autumn rain and a cold, suddenly realized that summer has passed, and autumn is about to pass]

~dud-< >-~