Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

The Gourd Brothers’ combo was complete.

Uh-huh, no Superpower or anything, just a bunch of grown-ass men tangled together.

The scene was seriously bizarre: seven guys, the youngest of them pushing forty, doing human pyramids.

The most tragic one was Third Bro, who always reacts a beat slow; right now he was being gripped in Second Bro’s right hand.

Third Bro’s mouth was spewing flowers: "Holy f*ck &...%&......（*&......￥...%￥...%*&*&"

This was already the eighth time this month he’d been used as a weapon!

This wasn’t just for posing either, these bastards really took turns using him to smash rocks!

The hair on his head was almost all hammered off!

"Pff!"

Mr. Wang saw this Fusion attack and his whole body twitched hard.

A real man never laughs—unless he just can’t hold it in!

"Hahahahahahaha! Holy sh*t! Hahaha! Fusion attack?! Holy sh*t holy sh*t holy sh*t! Geniuses, absolute geniuses! You Gourd Brothers are really f*cking geniuses! Hahahahaha!"

Mr. Wang was laughing so hard he was about to pass out.

Elder Yu was using every ounce of strength to keep a straight face, desperately trying not to laugh out loud.

But his face was starting to hurt!

Then he could only stiffly turn his head away to distract himself!

Lu Hongbin, on the other hand, wasn’t laughing; he just had a headache!

He might be the leader of the Dragon Group, but he was also from the Lu Family, and the eldest brother at that.

So seeing this, he really had no idea what he was supposed to say!

Xiaobu, oh Xiaobu, what kind of people did you bring out here?!

The Dragon Group warriors were all beet red right now!

Holding it in!

They really, really wanted to laugh!

But because of discipline, they couldn’t laugh!

Except, while they weren’t laughing, the hundred thousand Iron Cavalry instead burst into loud laughter!

"Pff! Hahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahaha! Leaders, you’re all really f*cking talents!"

"Walk a few steps, c’mon, walk a few steps! I wanna see the robot walk!"

"Attack! Attack, hahahaha!"

"..."

Watching them mercilessly roast their own leaders, the Dragon Group warriors were twitching even harder!

Who the hell is on whose side, exactly?

Aren’t they worried about getting screwed over later?!

And then.

The fused human actually moved!

Second Bro swung Third Bro and smashed him straight at Mr. Wang!

To be precise, "headbutt" was a better name for this move!

"Bang!"

Sparks flew!

Mr. Wang’s head and Third Bro’s head slammed solidly into each other!

"Holy sh*t!"

Mr. Wang got hit, and his first reaction wasn’t to fight back—it was pure shock!

He stared at Third Bro, who was face-to-face with him and still spewing flowers nonstop, completely stunned!

They actually really attacked him?!

With this kind of crap move?!

Are they crazy, or did I get dementia?!

Then!

He saw Third Bro, still cursing away, pull something out of his chest pocket!

Looked like a net!

And Mr. Wang was netted up in utter confusion!

"Disband!"

Dawa shouted again!

Then the seven Gourd Brothers split apart again!

Finally, they all swarmed forward, and laid into the netted Mr. Wang with a hail of punches and kicks!

"Let me, let me have a go!"

"Isn’t it bad to hit the head? What if we knock him stupid?"

"Hey you! Don’t think I didn’t see you just now kicking THAT place!"

"Damn damn damn, don’t push me! I’m the one who netted him! Not letting me get a hit in is going too far!"

"What do you mean not letting you hit, weren’t you the one who landed the first strike?!"

"F*cking Second Bro, you’ve got the nerve to talk? Fight me if you’ve got guts!"

"Fight over what?"

"Obviously, see who hits this guy harder!"

"Holy sh*t! Can you guys be a bit careful?! He might look young, but he’s still an old guy in his fifties!"

"Old guy my ass, which of us is young?"

"Exactly, all of us together are over three hundred years old! He’s clearly bullying us three-hundred-plus-year-olds!"

"Exactly! Exactly!"

"..."

"Holy sh*t!"

Elder Yu was completely dumbfounded now!

He’d seen shameless people before, but never this shameless!

Since when do you add ages together like that?

You seven add up to over three hundred years old?

So that means Mr. Wang is the one bullying you?!

He was stunned!

This was way too f*cking rogue!

And it wasn’t just him!

Even Mr. Wang—who was currently getting beaten—was stunned!

Holy sh*t!

What kind of animals are these?!

He was so shocked he actually forgot to fight back!

Getting hit wasn’t a big deal.

This level of beating didn’t even register for a fitness freak like him.

After all, his main job was tanking damage, so daily anti-beating training was a must; this kind of pounding was nothing to him!

It was just that their shamelessness left him completely speechless!

Off to the side, Lu Hongbin had his mouth open, wanting to say something, but having no idea what the hell to say!

On one side was the Lu Family’s in-law, Wenhao’s father-in-law.

On the other side were Xiaobu’s core men, the Gourd Brothers who would risk their lives for him!

And him? He was Lu Family, and also Dragon Group!

So!

As the eldest brother here, he seriously had no f*cking clue how to open his mouth!

In the end!

He could only silently cover his face, turn away, and squat down!

Yep, I didn’t see anything, I saw nothing!

What? Someone’s getting beat up?! No idea! Really no idea!

The Dragon Group warriors were stunned too!

Holy sh*t!

Uh, are we supposed to step in or not?!

Technically, Mr. Wang was their leader; they couldn’t just stand by while he got beat like this!

But...

Forget the complicated relationships for a second!

Just look at the speechless Commander Hong Bin, and the shocked Commander Yu— even they didn’t know whether to step in!

The bosses were brawling, and it was seven-on-one!

Even if we don’t have the right to intervene, those two chiefs should at least say something, right?!

Meanwhile, the hundred thousand Iron Cavalry actually went quiet, each of them quietly, some even holding their breath!

Not because they were afraid of getting dragged into it.

But because—

They were talking with their eyes.

’Shhh! Don’t make a sound! Those idiots still haven’t realized!’

’Got it! Got it!’

’Don’t remind them, let the Gourd Brothers keep beating him a bit longer!’

’Whose idea was this? This is f*cking genius!’

’Who else could it be? Come on, who else could it be?’

’Heh heh! For real?’

’If you don’t believe me, just watch. Once they finally react, the Young Master will show up!’

In the silence, time ticked by bit by bit!

Until finally!

Mr. Wang snapped out of it: "Holy sh*t, you sons of bitches! I’m getting f*cking jumped here!"

With that roar, everyone finally came back to their senses!

Mr. Wang tore the net off himself in one go, ready to get revenge on this pack of shameless little bastards!

However!

The Gourd Brothers instantly backed away, calm and collected, like nothing had happened!

Just when everyone in the Dragon Group thought a real fight was about to break out—

Suddenly!

"Ahem, ahem! Time to get back to business, yeah?"

Lu Xiaobu coughed and stepped forward!

"Pff!"

Mr. Wang spat a mouthful of old blood that could’ve flown three kilometers!