Chapter 1755 - 1758: Arm in Arm
The Bloodhound Leader doesn’t have a name; that’s how it is with the Demon Clan—they have no names. Only when they undergo transformation do they earn a title, and those in half-transformed or untransformed states have no names.
Today, he heard what the Giant Ape Leader had to say, and he came with an attitude of idle amusement.
Deploy the troops?
What a joke!
Leaving aside whether there are any benefits, the simplest point is: does the Demon Clan even have such a thing as troops?
They’ve always fought alone.
So when he saw this human called Lu Yi, he was just here for entertainment.
Thus, he began intimidating the other party at first glance.
Very successfully!
Although the other side tried hard to hide it, he could still tell. The other side was very scared!
That was incredibly satisfying for him.
Subsequently, under his leniency, the so-called negotiation began!
But!
Then!
He actually transitioned from initial impatience to interest, then from interest to anticipation, and from anticipation to a bloodthirsty craving. In the end, he even found himself interested in this human!
They even reached a point where, with his consent, the other side gave him a name—Xiao Tian!
Oh my goodness, this human is something else!
Just listen to this name: Xiao Tian? Howling Celestial Dog?
How imposing!
The moment he heard this name, he decided he would refer to himself as the Howling Celestial Dog in the future, even if he were lucky enough to become a Demon King.
Of course, since he took someone else’s name, he wasn’t the type who could turn against the other, so he started expressing his goodwill instead!
As they continued talking, he felt more and more that this person shared his interests!
Although they weren’t the same race and couldn’t truly understand many things, the other side somehow managed to make everyone happy in a middle-ground way that even resonated!
For example, when it came to eating humans, he thought that, logically, it would frighten the human!
Yet, the other side showed no fear at all and even discussed many things with him!
Natural selection survival of the fittest, law of the jungle, and how there’s no right or wrong, just different positions!
Perfectly said!
Absolutely right!
The Demon Clan always thought this way, but they never said it aloud, allowing humans to label them as barbaric!
Yet hearing this today, he couldn’t help but want to jot it down!
"So, Leader Xiao Tian, about the troop deployment?" Lu Yi asked with a smile on his face.
"Deploy or not deploy, who cares about others, we are friends now, just like you said, I’d do anything for a friend!" Xiao Tian revealed a slightly cruel smile on his dog face as he addressed Lu Yi.
But, this wasn’t intentional; it was just the way he looked, and he already tried hard to show goodwill!
Of course, Lu Yi knew, so he spoke happily: "Alright, let’s go meet our Young Master, and I’ll get some specialties for Leader Xiao Tian to try!"
"Great, great, great! Let’s go!" Xiao Tian laughed heartily and left with Lu Yi arm in arm!
This scene left the two assistants, who were also top-notch salespeople, along with several Bloodhound subordinates, utterly speechless and dumbfounded!
The two assistants were in awe!
They had only heard of this senior’s prowess but never imagined that even the Demon Clan could not escape his grasp, leading to him even saying things like doing anything for a friend!
As for the several Bloodhound beast subordinates, they were utterly clueless, their not-yet-fully-developed brains unable to grasp these things.
Humans aren’t food?
Why is their always ferocious and bloodthirsty leader friends with a human?
Oh my God!
What exactly happened?!
...
The Bloodhound Leader and Lu Yi became friends, concluding the negotiation!
On the other side, however, was an entirely different scene!
Cheng Xiao was also a top-notch salesperson.
Though he had never become a sales champion, he was top-notch nonetheless.
The reason was that his methods weren’t as gentle as Lu Yi’s, but rather direct and intense.
This led to a lot of his deals being one-off, with not many returning customers!
However, in terms of negotiation speed, he was faster than Lu Yi!
Just like this time!
The other party was also a belligerent race—the Dragon Bear.
He started by provoking the other side, challenging them, continuously irritating them to the point where they wanted to kill him several times!
Then, he would suppress their murder intent and anger, and once they calmed down, he provoked them again, dancing on the razor’s edge.
In the end, the provoked Dragon Bear Leader made a pact with him: if a human could withstand three strikes, they would agree to deploy troops, and during this deployment, follow Cheng Xiao’s lead!
Then!
Cheng Xiao sought out Lu Xiaobu!
"Smack!" "Smack!" "Smack!"
After Dragon Bear’s three slaps, they couldn’t believe it as they looked at Lu Xiaobu, falling into complete confusion!
Those three slaps not only shattered his confidence in his attacks but also made the Dragon Bear tribe follow that human’s lead in the upcoming deployment!
Frustrating! So frustrating!
When the Bloodhound Leader came out arm in arm with Lu Yi, they saw this scene.
Lu Yi parted temporarily with the Bloodhound Leader and came over, shaking his head with a wry smile: "What did you do to mess with the Dragon Bear Leader?"
"Nothing much." Cheng Xiao shrugged, smiling cheekily: "Just provoked him! But hey, I’m the fastest!"
"Yes, yes, the fastest! I can’t match your speed! But with the way you are, where do the repeat customers come from?"
Lu Yi shook his head with a wry smile: "Just like back in the Heavenly Dynasty, your speed was the fastest, but your complaints were also the most!"
In the Heavenly Dynasty, that’s how it was—Cheng Xiao’s methods were always so sharp it left others gasping for air!
Contracts would be signed, but once the other party calmed down, complaint calls would come in one after the other!
The customer service department had numerous negotiations with Cheng Xiao over this!
But Cheng Xiao’s expertise was negotiations!
As a result, the customer service department was driven up the wall, and he even managed to seduce a customer service girl to be his wife!
This was seen as a huge disgrace by the customer service department, and they demanded Cheng Xiao treat them to meals every day as compensation for mental distress!
"Let them complain, we don’t have a customer service department here!" Cheng Xiao continued to laugh: "If the Demon Clan had a customer service department, I’d seduce a fox spirit from it!"
"Alright, you said it! I’ll go back and tell Sister Qianqian!" Lu Yi immediately laughed heartily.
Cheng Xiao instantly made a face, hastily taking out a cigarette to beg for forgiveness!
Qianqian was the customer service girl he seduced back, and for some reason, though she was only sulking before being married to him, after entering his household, she became so fierce that he didn’t dare act rashly!
Oh! A fierce wife at home!