PUBG Online Romance of the Century

It took him a while to say: "...not so exaggerated."

"Wow, I shouldn't call you little brother." One of the girls said, "You sound younger than me. Are you an adult?"

"I'm an adult." Yu Yan asked, "Do you want to play?"

Tuantuan hurriedly said: "I'll play, I'll drive it right away."

As soon as he entered the game, the takeaway arrived. When Yu Yan returned with the takeaway, he saw his game character standing on the quality square, being surrounded by three young girls.

One: "Little brother, why don't you speak, where do we dance?"

No. 2: "The end game is too uncomfortable. Why don't you learn to follow the mobile game by skydiving? I always fly slower than others. I die in the sky every day and I'm so annoying."

One: "Little brother, your clothes are too ugly, sir, I will buy you a beautiful set."

Tuantuan said: "Once you are done, stop a little bit. He is so scared that you can't speak.

"..."

Rao has been a companion before, and has never seen such a battle. "Sorry, I just took breakfast. You can jump anywhere you want. Just punctuate."

Tuantuan said: "Will you choose places with few people? We don't know how to play."

"it is good."

In the end, the choice fell on Zharki. Yu Yanbian calculated the time to open the high umbrella, and slowly floated while eating fritters.

After a while, he found that something was wrong-there was no parachute sign in front of the teammate sign in the lower left corner.

He asked: "Did you not open the high umbrella?"

Question number one: "What is the high umbrella?"

Number two: I don't know."

Tuan Tuan: "I will Baidu it."

No. 1: "Don't waste your energy, we won't be able to learn Baidu."

"..."

Barrage was laughing crazy long ago.

[Why are these little sisters so funny hahaha]

[Nonsense, all three are entertainment anchors, and two of them are emotional radio stations. Give them a stage and they can give you a crosstalk.

[I think of 1 boss doesn’t seem to know how to parachute!

As soon as Yi Chen entered the live broadcast room, he saw his ID appear in the barrage.

There was a rare meeting today. After reading the materials, he opened the live webpage without any trouble. This was the first time he used the computer in the company office to open things that were not related to work.

He is the archangel of this live broadcast room, and there will be a prompt when entering the live broadcast room, but because the barrage is swiped too hard, the prompt is quickly swiped to the top, and almost no one sees it.

"It's okay." Yu Yan said with a helpless smile, and marked a point on the map, "Jump here. This is a fixed point for car brushing. Let's drive over."

So it was decided. I was approaching the punctuation area, and I heard the number one and suddenly shouted: "Oh, I drifted by, drifted by-I'm fucking three people in front of me, it looks like they belong to the same team! What to do! What to do! !!!"

"Really? Don't be afraid, sisters are here!" No.2 immediately flew to No.1 with the umbrella, "Brother, come here! Kill them!!"

Yu Yan was biting on the fried dough sticks. At this time, he had no time to take it down while controlling the mouse and keyboard, so he had to answer vaguely, "Come on..."

Tuan Tuan: "You speak a little bit quietly?"

"Nose in the pomelo..."

"What the hell?" No. 1 ran back as soon as it landed, and the three people behind him chased after her without thinking about it. "Your sister has been chased and killed like this. Are you still eating fritters?!"

"Come on! If I can walk to Zharki alive, I will immediately agree! Let's have a vigorous relationship between sister and brother!!"

"..."

On the screen, Yu Yanna's original running game character suddenly slowed down.

???

[I fucking laughed hahahahaha!!

[The anchor was rushing very fast, but hesitated after hearing this hahaha]

No.1 was eager to escape, and kept staring at Yu Yan's position on the map: "What's the matter with you, brother?"

Yu Yan came back to his senses and continued to sprint: "...coming."

Yi Chen couldn't help it, and a laugh escaped from the corner of his mouth.

He felt that the little anchor was like Tang Seng who had strayed into the Pansi Cave, and he could feel his helplessness through the screen.

Number One ran, and finally saw his teammates.

Yu Yan rushed straight to Number One, punching the enemy behind her in the face!

The opposite party immediately wanted to fight back, but he turned around to avoid it. Others rushed there. Seeing that his teammates were all there on the 1st, they didn't dare anymore--they don't know how to shoot at ordinary times. Who can punch?!

"Let you chase me, let you chase me!" Number One whispered while shaking his fist.

"Let you hit my sister...Oh!" Tuantuan only punched twice, and was hammered to death by the two opposing people.

Yu Yan took out empty words: "It's okay, you climb farther, they are going to help their teammates, they dare not chase after you..."

Before the words were finished, a sweet and greasy voice rang.

"Little brother, little brother..." Tuantuan turned on the full-screen voice, with a weak and aggrieved voice, "Don't kill me, I want to play..."

"Damn, you dare to use this trick." No.1 said, "I'm not afraid that there is a girl on the other side. You can hammer you harder."

"It's a girl, I can hold off for a while." Tuantuan finished speaking, and continued to turn on the full-screen microphone. "Well, you two hit me, isn't it too much?"

[Learned, it's just a loli sound.

[Are these female anchors always so funny??

The number of people in the live broadcast room is increasing. The fans of the three female anchors all came after hearing the news, and the barrage was swept across the screen, basically all occupied by "hahaha" and "???".

It's a pity that the other party was indifferent and still chased them without a word. A few girls were not very good at avoiding methods of getting down and jumping, and they were immediately knocked down by the other party, leaving him and Tuantuan still lingering.

Fortunately, Yu Yan also took advantage of this time to knock down two. Just as he was about to attack the last survivor, gunshots suddenly rang behind him, and they collapsed and were immediately made up for death by the opponent.

The enemy's teammate came with a gun!!

Yu Yan was taken aback, turned around and ran almost without hesitation.

No. One couldn't help it anymore, and said: "Fist and punch, what kind of hero is a gun?!"

Unexpectedly, there was an answer from the other side.

The man’s rough voice came out: "Fuck me? We just blocked the full-screen voice, and your team actually has girls!!!"

With this passionate tone and unbelievable tone, one knew that there was no girl in the opposite team.

Immediately afterwards, the man who came with the gun spoke: "I am dizzy... I'm sorry, I didn't know before." His muzzle was still facing Yu Yan.

Tuantuan: "Wow, you are too cruel, I begged for a long time!"

The man's tone was regretful: "Oh, we have no fate."

The gunfire sounded again, and Yu Yan was shot, leaving only the last trace of blood on the game character.

Without thinking about it, he blurted out, his voice pressed softly and softly: "Wait, wait a minute-little brother..."

?

???

The barrage exploded directly, and the entire screen was full of question marks.

Yu Yan pretended not to see it, and continued to squeeze his throat and talk: "They have no fate with you, I, I have fate with you! Don't shoot me..."

???Real PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.

[...Awesome hahahahaha]

[The anchor is a werewolf!

[I am more of a stone.

Yi Chen: "..."

He couldn't hide his laugh anymore, and followed the barrage of water friends to raise a question mark.

"Fuck me."

This soft, weak, and not too irritable sound hit Brother Gunner in the heart!

"Miss sister, don't run, I won't shoot you, I won't shoot you..."

[The content of the live broadcast is too pornographic and I have reported it.

"Then don't chase me." Yu Yan said, "I have all blood left!"

"No, Miss Sister, I will give you a first aid kit, don't run!"

"Really? You won't give your teammates?"

The rough male voice immediately said: "I don't want it, it's for you!"

The three female anchors all looked shocked.

Number One praised: "...No, you use the voice changer quite slippery."

"It's not a voice changer, it's the original sound." Yu Yan took the first aid kit and continued to turn on the full-screen microphone and asked, "Brother, do you have a drink?"

The two of them didn't know who was looking for a car: "Not yet, you get in our car, and we will take you to find it!"

Yu Yan's face was expressionless: "Okay."

The three got into a car.

"Sister, your clothes are a bit strange."

Yu Yan: "I'm tired of wearing small skirts...don't they look good?"

The two paused.

"good looking!"

"Especially beautiful!"

Number Two said with emotion: "...Big girl, your skill at opening your eyes and telling lies is better than mine."

Yu Yan sighed, "Life is forced."

"Where shall we go, sister?"

"Either way, as long as there is a house."

The man marked a point in a remote wild area: "Then let's go here. The surrounding cities must have been searched. We will have a gun. If we go there, we will be dead! The main thing is that if you fall, we will pay back. Can't pull it."

Yu Yan: "Okay."

[Anchor, I Qiuqiu, stop talking, I'm in class, I'm almost suffocated.

[Yeah, Da, and this are very accurate, Lao Na admires them.

[I am afraid I will not dare to go online dating anymore, it will be bigger than me when it comes out——]

Yu Yan said, "I just learned from them."

Tuan Tuan: "My live room number is 18881, and I will pay the tuition later."

"……Ok."

The wild area of ​​the target was a bit far away, but it was safe. The three of them passed the grass and didn't see it alone.

On the way, the man carrying the gun suddenly spoke: "Sister!"

Yu Yan swallowed the fritters: "Huh?"

After a long while, the man said implicitly: "Can you sing a song to listen to it?"

Yu Yan: "..."